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Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 23rd, 2006, 08:29 AM
Ok I thought of this game when my sister kept asking me why when ever I finished a sentence.

New Rules

You can now choose between asking how or why!

Here are the rules
One person posts something SG1 related that is fictional and asks why or how it happened eg "Daniel broke his glasses...........why?".
Then the next poster says why it happened and asks why or how that happened. eg "because he fell over...........why?"
Then the next person answers why or how, then the next person answers why or how that happened and so on and so forth.
Make sure the next person can answer why or how. (for example do put anything like "why not.....why?" or "who cares.....why?") :P

NO SPOILERS

NO DOUBLE POSTS

Here (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=31602) is the Atlantis version.

Here (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?p=5562665#post5562665) is the Dr Who version (courtesy of gatebuster64)

Hope that makes sense, I'll start

Sam got stuck in the elevator at the SGC...........why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 08:30 AM
Because the power went out... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 23rd, 2006, 08:32 AM
Hammond didn't pay the bill............why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 08:38 AM
The government cut the funding... why?

ReganX
July 23rd, 2006, 09:59 AM
Kinsey bullied them into it... why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 10:21 AM
Because he wants to take over the Stargate program... why?

gatebuster64
July 23rd, 2006, 11:36 AM
so he can meet friendly aliens...why?

ReganX
July 23rd, 2006, 11:42 AM
He's lonely... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 23rd, 2006, 12:05 PM
because he has no friends.............why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 12:58 PM
Because his last political compaign failed... why?

Sam fisher
July 23rd, 2006, 01:02 PM
Because he is a jackass....why?

ReganX
July 23rd, 2006, 01:06 PM
He was bullied as a child... why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 01:09 PM
Because his mother dressed him badly... why?

ReganX
July 23rd, 2006, 01:45 PM
She was convinced that he looked adorable in lilac sailor suits... why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 01:46 PM
She went to a very disreputable fashion school... why?

ReganX
July 23rd, 2006, 01:55 PM
Her family couldn't afford to send her to university... why?

Commander Jumper
July 23rd, 2006, 03:19 PM
They spent all there money on a nice form of transportation....why?

gatebuster64
July 23rd, 2006, 05:23 PM
because they're weird...why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 05:25 PM
Because they descended from a family of inbred royalty... why?

gatebuster64
July 23rd, 2006, 05:28 PM
because Nirrti forced them to...why

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 05:31 PM
Because she thought she could isolate the Ancient gene and create a superhuman host... why?

gatebuster64
July 23rd, 2006, 05:38 PM
because she's dillusional, why

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 05:39 PM
Because she's Nirrti... why?

gatebuster64
July 23rd, 2006, 05:44 PM
because thats what her mom named her...why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 05:47 PM
Because she thought it was a nice name... why?

gatebuster64
July 23rd, 2006, 05:59 PM
because it's Welsh...why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 06:00 PM
Because the Welsh people picked it up from the Indians... why?

gatebuster64
July 23rd, 2006, 06:36 PM
because India is a cool country..why?

Syera
July 23rd, 2006, 09:05 PM
The ladies' saris are so pretty!

...Why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 23rd, 2006, 11:57 PM
because Ba'al designed them.........why?

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 03:38 AM
Because he is setting himself up for life after being a system lord... Why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:17 AM
Because even he knows his position as System Lord can't last forever... why?

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 07:26 AM
Because he is too arrogant...why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 07:27 AM
because he is the prettiest system lord of them all...why?

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 07:28 AM
Because he picked a good host.. why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:33 AM
Because he was available... why?

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 07:38 AM
No one else wanted him. Why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:39 AM
Because they'd already found hosts... why?

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 07:41 AM
Because they wanted a new host first. why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:42 AM
Because they're greedy Goa'uld... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 07:47 AM
Because they're greedy Goa'uld... why?
becuase you would be greedy and mean too if you were a worm thing...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:50 AM
Because nobody likes worms that much... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 07:51 AM
Because nobody likes worms that much... why?
Because they call at odd hours of the night (lol, I bet you didnt expect that one!)...why?

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 07:52 AM
Because they are slimy, why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:54 AM
Because they call at odd hours of the night (lol, I bet you didnt expect that one!)...why?
Because they're lonely... why?

(Snnnrrrk... there was an episode of The Twilight Zone where a woman was receiving calls from the cemetary... must've been the worms all along.)

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 07:55 AM
Because they're lonely... why?

(Snnnrrrk... there was an episode of The Twilight Zone where a woman was receiving calls from the cemetary... must've been the worms all along.)
because they are in a containment cell at the SGC...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:56 AM
Because they may know the secrets of the universe... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 24th, 2006, 07:56 AM
Oma told them.......why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:57 AM
Because Oma likes to help other people reach enlightenment... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 07:57 AM
Because they may know the secrets of the universe... why?
because they're cool like that...why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 24th, 2006, 08:04 AM
because they're cool like that...why?
they just are


Because Oma likes to help other people reach enlightenment... why?
She needs people to work for her in the diner.....why?

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 08:05 AM
All her help quit... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 08:06 AM
They got tired of her babbling... why?

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 08:09 AM
Because she speaks like she has marbles in her mouth. Why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 08:10 AM
They got tired of her babbling... why?
because if you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked long ago...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 08:15 AM
Because once you know what must be done, then you may succeed... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 08:28 AM
Because once you know what must be done, then you may succeed... why?
becuase Hammond said so :) ...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 09:31 AM
Because Hammond read Asian literature... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 09:38 AM
Because Hammond read Asian literature... why?
Because he gets bored back at his "homeworld Security" office...why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 09:47 AM
because no one was invading Earth...why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 09:54 AM
because no one was invading Earth...why?
because the goauld and Ori had their annual softball game...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 09:55 AM
Because they do it every year... why?

RZN
July 24th, 2006, 09:56 AM
because everyone was invading Chulak instead...why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 09:57 AM
Because they do it every year... why?
to develop better teamwork skills...why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 24th, 2006, 10:01 AM
because they have crappy teamwork skills.....why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 10:01 AM
because they have crappy teamwork skills.....why?
because they're super-villians, why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 10:06 AM
because they're evil...why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 10:07 AM
because they're evil...why?
because they didnt get enough love in their childhoods...why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 10:10 AM
because their parents were abusive...why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 10:11 AM
because their parents were abusive...why?
because it's hard razing a gouauld ( outgrowing their new hosts and all), lol;) ....why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 10:15 AM
because they're brats...why

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 10:18 AM
because they're brats...why
because their moms said "no galactic domination until you have finished your vegetables"..why

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 10:19 AM
because vegetables are a good source of vitamins and minerals...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 10:23 AM
Because if vitamins and minerals came from candy, children would eat candy, and all that sugar rots your teeth... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 10:24 AM
because then dentist's would get a pay raise...why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 10:25 AM
Because if vitamins and minerals came from candy, children would eat candy, and all that sugar rots your teeth... why?
because if they want to be big strong system Lords one day, they must have good teethe...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 10:26 AM
So they can munch symbiotes for afternoon snacks... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 10:31 AM
So they can munch symbiotes for afternoon snacks... why?
because there is a prize at the bottom of the box...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 10:32 AM
Because studies show that products with prizes in the bottom sell better... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 10:34 AM
because people like prizes...why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 10:35 AM
Because studies show that products with prizes in the bottom sell better... why?
because all the goauld kids like the surprise ( a jaffa action figure)...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 10:36 AM
Because they can play at being System Lord when they grow up... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 10:47 AM
because its fun...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 10:48 AM
Because the Goa'uld find being Evil Overlords fun... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 11:06 AM
because its fun to be godlike...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 11:08 AM
All that power is FUN... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 11:17 AM
because its intoxicating...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 11:22 AM
Because it just has that effect on people... why?

ReganX
July 24th, 2006, 12:17 PM
Because power corrupts... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 12:18 PM
Because people weren't designed to handle that much power... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 24th, 2006, 12:21 PM
because God wanted all the power......why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 12:25 PM
because his existance is questionable...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 12:30 PM
Okay, I think it best we get off this tack - I'm going to ask a completely random question.

Daniel Jackson is an archaologist... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 12:36 PM
because archaeology is fun...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 12:37 PM
Because you learn and see so many new things... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 12:41 PM
Because you learn and see so many new things... why?
because it's part of the job...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 12:42 PM
Because otherwise it wouldn't be 'archaology'... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 12:43 PM
Because otherwise it wouldn't be 'archaology'... why?
because Daniel likes to look at artifacts...why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 12:44 PM
because they might be alien tech...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 12:45 PM
Because they don't have any ancient artifacts to study... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 12:46 PM
Because they don't have any ancient artifacts to study... why?
because daniel is the best archaeologist ever and has found them all...why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 12:46 PM
because he has a lot of spare time...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 12:47 PM
Because somebody was very clumsy... why?

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 02:09 PM
because he was drinking alcohol...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:15 PM
Because he was miserable... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 02:34 PM
Because he was miserable... why?
because Cha're died...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:37 PM
Because Sha're was shot... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 02:40 PM
Because Sha're was shot... why?
(golly sorry about the spelling:cool: )Because the was snakehead...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 02:41 PM
Because Apophis thought she was pretty hot... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 02:44 PM
Because Apophis thought she was pretty hot... why?
Because he was a typical man...why?

Major Gambit
July 24th, 2006, 04:12 PM
cuz thats how his momma made him....why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 04:39 PM
cuz thats how his momma made him....why?
because she was a meanie...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 04:41 PM
Because that's how Goa'uld are... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 04:44 PM
Because that's how Goa'uld are... why?
because they weren't popular in highschool, why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 04:45 PM
because they're geeks... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 04:46 PM
Because they like to learn... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 04:51 PM
because it makes taking over the universe easier.. why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 04:53 PM
Because...
Knowledge is Power!
Power Corrupts!
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely!
Study Hard - Be Evil!
...Why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 04:55 PM
b/c it's fun :D! why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 04:57 PM
Because there's something oh-so-satisfying about being Evil Overlord of the Galaxy... or at least a small part of it... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 04:58 PM
b/c it's fun :D! why?
you get to have a mothership:) ...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 04:58 PM
Because it's darned difficult to take over without a mothership... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 05:00 PM
Because it's darned difficult to take over without a mothership... why?
because you just try running around shooting things without the ship in space...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 05:20 PM
I wouldn't do that! It's too crazy!

...And why is it too crazy?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 05:23 PM
b/c we know how to build ships :p! why do we know how to build ships?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 05:25 PM
Years and years and years and years of study... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 05:27 PM
b/c we had nothing better to do? why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 05:36 PM
We had nothing better to do because we'd already explored the whole planet... why?

_WraithQueen_
July 24th, 2006, 05:37 PM
because that was what we were told to do...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 05:51 PM
Because people wanted to know everything about the planet... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 05:52 PM
Because people wanted to know everything about the planet... why?
because they got bored of staying inside and watching tv...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 05:53 PM
Because there was nothing good on TV... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:02 PM
b/c they kept on airing reality shows... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:03 PM
Because they had no imagination... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:04 PM
b/c they're stupid... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 06:05 PM
Because they had no imagination... why?
because they weren't scifi fans like us...why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:06 PM
b/c they're idiots :p why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:06 PM
Because they weren't especially advanced... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:07 PM
b/c they let the reality shows rot their minds... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 06:10 PM
b/c they let the reality shows rot their minds... why?
because they were hypnotized my Donald trump's horrible hair...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:12 PM
Because they didn't know any better... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:12 PM
i havew no idea... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:13 PM
I don't know why you have no idea!

Okay, to backtrack...

Why were they watching Donald Trump to begin with?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:14 PM
b/c they were watching the Apprentice... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 06:16 PM
b/c they were watching the Apprentice... why?
because the SGC gets boring at night...why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:17 PM
Because nothing ever happens at the SGC after dark... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:22 PM
b/c no one 'cept SG1 is offworld... why?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:23 PM
Because their mommies want them all home before dark... why?

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:27 PM
b/c they're not SG1 :p... why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 06:33 PM
b/c they're not SG1 :p... why?
because they weren't good little cadets, why?

Major Gambit
July 24th, 2006, 06:48 PM
because they eat babies....why?

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 07:09 PM
because they eat babies....why?
because grown ups give them indigestion...why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 25th, 2006, 09:25 AM
because grown ups give them indigestion...why?
because Nirrti genetically modified them so they give people indigestion..why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 09:28 AM
because Nirrti genetically modified them so they give people indigestion..why?
because she is a bother...why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 25th, 2006, 09:31 AM
because she is a bother...why?
because TPTB like bothering the caracters...why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 09:33 AM
because TPTB like bothering the caracters...why?
because it's fun...why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 25th, 2006, 12:34 PM
there are really bored so everything is fun....why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 12:47 PM
there are really bored so everything is fun....why?
because they are playing this addictng game...why ?

gatebuster64
July 25th, 2006, 12:54 PM
for the same reason why i'm playing it...why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 01:01 PM
for the same reason why i'm playing it...why?
because we're gateheads and we're cool...why?

gatebuster64
July 25th, 2006, 01:08 PM
because gateheads are cool...why

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 01:10 PM
because gateheads are cool...why
because we will one day rule the world...why?

Morgania
July 25th, 2006, 01:15 PM
Because we got that idea from the Gou'ald....why?

gatebuster64
July 25th, 2006, 01:17 PM
because we're smart enough to use others' ideas...why?

Syera
July 25th, 2006, 02:55 PM
Because people who watch sci-fi tend to have higher IQs... why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 04:57 PM
Because people who watch sci-fi tend to have higher IQs... why?
because we're the best (man I feel like Mckay, lol)...why?

Syera
July 25th, 2006, 05:56 PM
Because someone has to be... why?

penguininablender
July 25th, 2006, 06:42 PM
Because someone has to be... why?
because if there was 'nt, a giant hole would be ripped in the universe...why?

Syera
July 25th, 2006, 09:00 PM
Because the universe really hates it when statistics are rendered inert... why?

Commander Jumper
July 25th, 2006, 09:07 PM
use the universe didn't get enough sleep last night...why???

Syera
July 25th, 2006, 09:41 PM
Because it was too hyper after its initial creation... why?

Commander Jumper
July 25th, 2006, 09:47 PM
because when it was created so was candy....and it loves candy...why???

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 01:00 AM
because candy is very sweet....why?

Lokii
July 26th, 2006, 03:51 AM
Because of the massive amount of sugar in it... why

Chelle DB
July 26th, 2006, 04:10 AM
Because without sugar life would not exist...why?

Lokii
July 26th, 2006, 04:21 AM
Because sugar is good... Why?

penguininablender
July 26th, 2006, 05:19 AM
Because sugar is good... Why?
because a spoonful of it makes the medicine go down...why?

Pharaoh Atem
July 26th, 2006, 05:27 AM
cause you needa drink to help it

why does teal'c have hair

Major Gambit
July 26th, 2006, 06:30 AM
i dont think you know how to play dude

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 07:04 AM
because a spoonful of it makes the medicine go down...why?
Because Mary Poppins said so... why?

Commander Jumper
July 26th, 2006, 07:06 AM
because she was high...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 07:07 AM
Because her umbrella lets her go to almost any altitude... why?

Lokii
July 26th, 2006, 07:09 AM
Because she likes it up there, why?

Commander Jumper
July 26th, 2006, 07:13 AM
because her mother was a bird.....why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 07:20 AM
Because her mother fell in love with an Ancient... why?

Commander Jumper
July 26th, 2006, 07:21 AM
becayse he was as sexy as Sheppard...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 07:25 AM
Because he was Sheppard's ancestor... why?

Commander Jumper
July 26th, 2006, 07:30 AM
because Sheppard has the ancient gene and....why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 07:48 AM
Huh? I think that's the other way around... but to answer your question...

They needed a handy plot device to get their rambunctious, black-marked major on Atlantis... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 07:58 AM
because they thought they needed a "Jack O'neill" type charater on Atlantis....why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 07:59 AM
Because Jack O'Neill was so popular... why?

Commander Jumper
July 26th, 2006, 08:03 AM
Because he was witty and sexy. And every show needs that kinda guy...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 08:53 AM
To keep the girls happy... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 08:54 AM
because all the girls are sad....why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 09:08 AM
Because they can't find true love... why?

Commander Jumper
July 26th, 2006, 09:09 AM
because they're to busy watching stargate...why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 09:10 AM
because Stargate is cool.....why?

Commander Jumper
July 26th, 2006, 09:15 AM
because of the plotline and th explosions..why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 09:22 AM
because of the plotline and th explosions..why?
mmmmmmmmmm thats something you can't answer why to

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 09:24 AM
because of the plotline and th explosions..why?
Because humans have an inheirant love for things blowing up... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 11:09 AM
Because humans have an inheirant love for things blowing up... why?
because it is in Human Nature to destroy things......why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 11:11 AM
Because our genetic structure makes us that way... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 26th, 2006, 11:23 AM
because our genetic structure is messed up.......why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 12:14 PM
because the Ancients made us that way...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 12:17 PM
Because the Ancients pushed the wrong buttons on the Xerox... why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 12:20 PM
because they got bored with pushing the right buttons...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 12:25 PM
Because the right buttons aren't as fun... why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 12:26 PM
because pushing the right buttons gets monotonous...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 12:28 PM
Because doing exactly what you're told all the time gets dull... why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 12:29 PM
because there is no variety in doing exactly what you're told...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 12:37 PM
Because they don't want you to have any excitement in your life... why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 12:44 PM
because they take joy in your boredom...why?

penguininablender
July 26th, 2006, 12:58 PM
because they take joy in your boredom...why?
it keeps them from getting bored...why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 01:00 PM
because they have a weird sense of fun...why??

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 01:02 PM
Because they're all sadistic eggheads with shingle-covered walls... why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 01:05 PM
because their evil and stupid...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 01:06 PM
Because they're aspiring evil overlords... why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 01:10 PM
Because they wanted management advice... why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 01:16 PM
because they don't know how to manage...why?

penguininablender
July 26th, 2006, 01:22 PM
because they don't know how to manage...why?
because their mommies never taught them...why?

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 01:23 PM
because they thought it was unimportant...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 01:26 PM
Because they're arrogant that way... why?

Gater_Gurl
July 26th, 2006, 03:35 PM
Because they have power...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 04:52 PM
Because they developed it... why?

Major Gambit
July 26th, 2006, 05:58 PM
so they wouldnt explode....why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 05:59 PM
Because they managed to mess their own DNA up... why?

penguininablender
July 26th, 2006, 06:46 PM
Because they managed to mess their own DNA up... why?
because they were friends with nirrti (haha! I got it back to Nirrti again!)...why?

Gater_Gurl
July 26th, 2006, 06:59 PM
Because no one else would talk to them...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 07:07 PM
Because Nirrti knew she could talk them into meddling with DNA... why?

Gater_Gurl
July 26th, 2006, 07:10 PM
Because she probed their minds...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 07:10 PM
Because she likes to cheat... why?

Gater_Gurl
July 26th, 2006, 07:12 PM
Because she's a bad guy...why?

Lilith
July 26th, 2006, 07:37 PM
b/c she's a goa'uld... why?

Gater_Gurl
July 26th, 2006, 07:38 PM
Because she didn't have a choice...why?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 07:44 PM
Because Goa'uld aren't pro-choice about symbiots... why?

Major Gambit
July 27th, 2006, 04:52 AM
because they like it when people are unhappy.....why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 05:35 AM
Because making people miserable makes them feel powerful... why?

Adria
July 27th, 2006, 05:39 AM
cause being misbale sucks why

Pharaoh Atem
July 27th, 2006, 07:01 AM
beucase being depressed can be bad why

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 27th, 2006, 07:34 AM
because it can make people feel suicidal.........why?

gatebuster64
July 27th, 2006, 07:36 AM
because suicide makes the world go round...why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 07:38 AM
Actually, it doesn't. It just gets in the way of the afternoon shinkansen... why?

gatebuster64
July 27th, 2006, 07:39 AM
because suiciders can't do anything when they're dead, why

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 27th, 2006, 07:44 AM
Ok we have started to drift away from Stargate a bit lot so I'm starting again with something completely random. PLEASE KEEP IT STARGATE!

Jack has no fish in his pond....why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 07:55 AM
Because the Goa'uld ran off with them... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 27th, 2006, 07:58 AM
Because they were hungry and ran out of symbiotes to eat.......why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 08:07 AM
Because they ate them all... why?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
July 27th, 2006, 08:09 AM
because they invited Nerus.........BIG MISTAKE!:P........why?

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 08:14 AM
Because they thought he could make their parties more exciting... why?

Major Gambit
July 27th, 2006, 08:15 AM
because some times he dances naked.....why?