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    Stargate Poetry

    one rule: post a poem about Stargate, it can be silly or serious (preferrably silly)

    The Wraith are very ugly,
    They really are a fright,
    Don't ever tick them off,
    Because they really bite.

    There ships are really big,
    And happen to be organic,
    And if you're in a cocoon,
    Then it's time to panic.

    i think you can come up with something better

    #2
    Uh-oh. Poetry...my kind of challenge...

    Sheppard is the cool one
    To the ladies he's top rate
    And if there's one thing that scares him
    It's the clowns and not the Wraith

    Elizabeth is the leader
    The mother hen to the teams
    Although when everything goes wrong
    She's likely to blow off steam

    Teyla is a fighter
    A leader just like Weir
    And judging from what we saw in 'Home'
    She doesn't mind her beer

    McKay is the smart one
    He's incredibly gobby too
    How tempted must the others be
    To seal his mouth with glue

    Carson is too loveable
    A sweet kind guy at heart
    But don't cross him in anyway
    Or the physicals will start

    Ronon is a warrior
    A tough guy in everyway
    After Ford disappeared
    Dexxy came to stay

    Ford, well we don't know much now
    He seems to have changed a lot
    But I know that we'll see him again
    When the writers come up with a good plot

    So that's pretty much the squad
    Well the main characters I mean
    Of Atlantis's lead make up
    Yup it's Sheppy's team.

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      #3
      I'll give it a try Here goes...

      When I Watch My Stargates

      When I watch my Stargates, I look at my TV
      I turn it on and set the dial to channel 63
      I grab my seat and pillows and try to relax
      Along with some popcorn and some cracker jacks

      When I watch my Stargates, I like to drink my Coke
      I like it so much, I think I almost choked
      But don't worry, I recovered and afterwards, felt fine
      Especially when Daniel and Maj Lorne came online

      When I watch my Stargates, my family thinks I'm crazy
      Because they see me shout, and laugh myself silly
      They just don't know the utmost, satisfaction I feel
      When Rodney and Sheppard argue and squabble for reel

      When I watch my Stargates, I thank my lucky stars
      I don't have to deal with Wraiths or the Ori to make wars
      All I can do is cheer on my galactic heroes, big or small
      Because when I watch my Stargates, I love them all!
      Leader. Diplomat. Beauty. Brains.

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        #4
        I'll try , just a classic lymaric

        There was a man called Mckay
        who liked to get his own way
        he's smarter than you
        and arragent too
        but he'll probubly save the day,

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          #5
          Swirling like blue mist,
          Stargate event horizon
          What danger behind?

          Haiku's rock.
          sigpic

          "Let's not be too quick to exclude the possibility that the woman might be, uh... what is the clinical term? Nuts?" -- Rodney McKay, PhD

          What does Cat have to say today?

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            #6
            Daniel is an odd fellow
            he comes across rather mellow
            but then when he dies
            he then does arise
            and nakedly says "hello"

            its not great but it made me chuckle

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              #7
              Her voice, so soothing, her trenchcoat so familiar,
              for seven years she'd wave her needle of life
              on all who trekked throgh the oriphus,
              and like the blessing of an angel's touch,
              she'd bring life to those who were losing it,
              her faithful gift had granted her a daughter,
              a daughter who was cursed by the venomous snakes.
              And on the seventh year, the woman who brought life
              was denied of it by the devil's hellish finger.
              but Janet's legacy will continue forward eternally
              and bring hope to all who take her place

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                #8
                This is mine. Ill come clean its a total rip off. Some bits are better than others.

                I met a traveller from another world,
                Who said:-Two vast Ha'taks of cold metal,
                Stand in space. Beneath them men are curled,
                Half dead, the ships lie, destroyed by missle,
                And the bald head and order of Hammond command,
                Tell that its jaffa cruel by the goa'uld led.
                Which yet survive, enslaved by these heartless things.
                The hand which tortured and the heart that fed.
                And in the mission report these words appear:
                "My name is hammond, King of Kings:
                Look upon my SGC, ye mighty, and despair!"
                Nothing beside remains: round the decay
                of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
                The lone and empty space stretch far away.
                When all technology has failed and all hope is lost, we will realize we had the ultimate advantage all along...

                MAY BANJOS RULE THE WORLD!!!
                The reason my chemistry teacher hates me:
                Spoiler:
                MBA (my chemistry teacher): What is Avagadros constant?
                Me: 6 and a bit times 10 to the 23.
                MBA: Yea, you know that "bit" is two billion trillion?
                Me: Im barnsley and hung over, a bit will do
                AND
                MBA: What do we do to the number of moles to get the number of atoms?
                Me: Times it by that really big number!
                MBA: Yes, that really big number, what is it?
                Me: How should i know?
                MBA: Its on the board
                Me: Then whats the point in asking???

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                  #9
                  the poems i've read here are very good. i like them all. here's my one which i posted once before on amanda tapping's website. i hope you like it!!

                  i dream of something different now
                  i dont know why i dont know how
                  for some reason it has a ring
                  thats designed for travelling
                  to other planets far and near
                  but the world is not to hear
                  about the ring or what it does
                  they're not allowed to know because
                  its classified - there's no surprise
                  you say you're airforce otherwise
                  the world would be in scattered thought
                  a lot of them would be distraught

                  stargate's what the ring is called
                  used by aliens called goa'uld
                  system lords, tok'ra, asgard too
                  jaffa, tollan, nox and rei-tu
                  at the end of every misson
                  you send through a transmission
                  to tell them that you're coming home
                  through the ring the colour of grey stone

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                    #10
                    The stargate is turns, it comes around…
                    It makes an ancient rumbling sound…
                    Crowley: ‘Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death.’ It’s a funny name for a coffee shop.
                    Nina: Everything else was taken.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by geekywraith View Post
                      The stargate is turns, it comes around…
                      It makes an ancient rumbling sound…
                      But then it closes all on its own,
                      And I kid you not, prepare to be blown.
                      Prepare to laugh to laugh or prepare to frown.
                      The gate closed because McKay's pants were down.

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                        #12
                        There was an alien,
                        His name was Thor,
                        He has faught many a war,

                        he had a ship,
                        and named it Jack,
                        But was destroyed by an attack,

                        His name was Teal'c,
                        He was a lad,
                        he lost his symbiote,
                        that was sad,

                        His teams name is SG-1,
                        Together they hav alot of fun,
                        Sam, Daniel, Teal'c and Jack,
                        BUT I JUST WANT THE SHOW BACK!!!!!

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                          #13
                          Ok... I'll give it a try...

                          The ring is round
                          It spins around
                          And dials upp a place.

                          Weare ever you are
                          Among the big stars
                          The stargate can get you back.

                          And when all chevrons has locked
                          With earth as origin
                          Destenys gate opens up.

                          Young and his team
                          Gets stranded there
                          Becuse the gate they used blewed upp

                          Weare no weare to go
                          And no power left
                          They on destenys mission belong

                          But the show has been canceled
                          And in season 2 it ends
                          The stargate universe story

                          But if syfy will change
                          And the show gets back on-air
                          Destenys misson will get done

                          The last part didnt reely fit in (like the rest of the poem)
                          But ey, i am from sweden with just c+ on eng...

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                            #14
                            Roses are red,
                            Violets are blue,
                            So is the wormhole,
                            Just before you step through

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