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Allestian
June 13th, 2006, 03:33 PM
Okay, I was just playing something similar to this just now...and I thought it was quite funny. :P

Okay. Here are the rules:

I'll start off the 'quest' and I'll write down three options for the game to continue.

The next person picks one of the options and writes a funny event that happens because you chose that option.

You then leave another three options for the next person...okay???

Oh because the answers are to be...well...funny, you can make fun of characters and stuff like that.

No Bad Language!!!

:P

Okay, here's the start of it.

McKay has just thrown you out of his lab because you pressed a button. Do you:

a. Stand by the door of the lab and listen in to what happens?
b. Go to watch Teyla fight with Sheppard?
c. Stalk Kavanagh to see what he's up to?

Okay off you go. :D

Tealcfan
June 13th, 2006, 04:33 PM
c.

after doing that for awhile, Kavanagh starts to tell you his inermost feelings

you could:

A.) tell him to "shut up"
B.) listen to him
c.) start telling him your inermost thoughts

Oranos
June 13th, 2006, 05:19 PM
A.

Unfortunately, Kavanagh continues to ramble on...

you could...

A. Flee for your life.
B. Deck him.
C. Hum loudly

Chelle DB
June 13th, 2006, 08:03 PM
B.

Just as your fist connects with his face, Major Sheppard walks in...
You quickly explain that:

A. You thought you saw an alien bug crawl across his face
B. You tripped
C. Rodney dared you to do it.

Allestian
June 14th, 2006, 03:17 AM
There seems to be good progress here. Well done.

B.

Sheppard tells you to go and get checked over by Dr Beckett. Do you:

A. Try to make your best excuse to get out of it.
B. Try to leg it.
C. Shoot at Sheppard with a Wraith Stunner.

:P

Chelle DB
June 14th, 2006, 04:13 AM
A.

You end up in Becketts office anyway but find he has a lot of patients waiting to see him.
Do you:

A. Wait patiently to see your favourite doctor
B. Sit down and start a rumour that you have some alien disease that might be highly contagious in the hope that they all leave
C. Jump up and down and scream to be seen immediatley

:D

Naonak
June 14th, 2006, 05:18 AM
A.

You wait for ages, then start to get bored.
Do you:

A) Start a game of hangman with Major Lorne, who is also waiting
B) Tell everybody all of Kavanagh's innermost feelings
C) Leave without seeing Beckett

Chelle DB
June 14th, 2006, 05:31 AM
B.

Everyone gets bored of hearing about Kavanaugh so they leave. You are now the only person waiting to see the good doctor. When you go in to see him, do you:

A. Throw yourself at him and confess your love to him
B. Ask him for a jelly bean after his done with your check up
C. Fake a faint and fall into his arms

Lokii
June 14th, 2006, 05:32 AM
B. Ask him for a jelly bean after his done with your check up

Becket check you out and clears you to leave. The SF's hear about the altercation and want to hear your side

do you

a) Tell them Kavanaugh assaulted you
b) Tell them the truth
c) Tell them the same story you told Sheppard

Naonak
June 14th, 2006, 05:39 AM
B.

The SFs laugh and congratulate you. They say that they will do one thing for you, no matter what.
What do you ask for?

A) Their blue jello rations for the next year
B) A date with Lorne/Teyla (delete as appropriate ;))
C) An hour flying in an F-302

Lokii
June 14th, 2006, 05:46 AM
A.

As the SF's leave a cute nurse come up to you and asks you to have coffee with her so you can tell her all about your ordeal.

Do you

A) Go have coffee with her
B) Decline a grab some blue jello
C) Ask her to go for a walk by the pier instead

Chelle DB
June 14th, 2006, 06:09 AM
B - cute nurses don't do anythiong for me I'm afraid!!

You grab the last blue jelly/jello from the fridge and Major Sheppard complains because he wanted the blue jelly/jello.
Do you:

A. Give him your blue jello/jelly
B. Walk away very quickly with you blue jelly/jello
C. Share your blue jelly/jello with him

Naonak
June 14th, 2006, 06:11 AM
Uh, chelle... That's Lt. Colonel Sheppard to you.

Chelle DB
June 14th, 2006, 06:22 AM
Uh, chelle... That's Lt. Colonel Sheppard to you.
LOL!! Ah...Naonak...we Aussies are still on season one - we won't see season two for a while yet. Give us a break - it's not our fault the damn tv station won't air the show earlier. But thanks for filling me in on his promotion!!:D

Lokii
June 14th, 2006, 06:36 AM
LOL!! Ah...Naonak...we Aussies are still on season one - we won't see season two for a while yet. Give us a break - it's not our fault the damn tv station won't air the show earlier. But thanks for filling me in on his promotion!!:D

I still wonder why they do that. This is the information age after all.

Lokii
June 14th, 2006, 06:38 AM
B. Walk away very quickly with you blue jelly/jello

Sheppard calls after you demanding the jello

do you

a) Fight him for the jello
b) curl into a ball stroke the jello and mumble ...my precious.....
c) Eat the jello and throw the empty container at him

Naonak
June 14th, 2006, 06:55 AM
B!

Weir refers you to Dr. Heightmeyer.
Do you?

A) Go and see Heightmeyer
B) Flee through the Stargate
C) Throw yourself from a balcony into the ocean

Chelle DB
June 14th, 2006, 07:02 AM
B. Walk away very quickly with you blue jelly/jello

Sheppard calls after you demanding the jello

do you

a) Fight him for the jello
b) curl into a ball stroke the jello and mumble ...my precious.....
c) Eat the jello and throw the empty container at him

LOL!! That's great...I can just picture myself hugging the bowl of jello/jelly and quietly mumbleing....my precious!!! Yes sir-ee - that's me alright!! Good one Lokii!:D
Good night all - I'm definitely off to bed now!

Jumper One
June 14th, 2006, 07:05 AM
B!

Weir refers you to Dr. Heightmeyer.
Do you?

A) Go and see Heightmeyer
B) Flee through the Stargate
C) Throw yourself from a balcony into the ocean

C.

Everyone is yelling for you to come back up. Do you...

A. Do nothing and drown
B. Go back up
C. Hitch a ride on a whale to the mainland

Tealcfan
June 14th, 2006, 08:39 AM
c.

you ride on a whale to the mainland and meet Teyla's people

do you?

A.) live there
B.)go back to Atlantis
C.)take Teyla hostage and go back to atlantis keeping Teyla as insurance so you won't see Dr. Heightmeyer

Wraith Scientist
June 14th, 2006, 08:48 AM
B

When you get back, you go on a mission with Sheppard's team to calm you down and aleviate the stress of being stuck in Atlantis

You find a village terrorised by a creature in the woods, do you:

A) Immediately run into the woods to go find the creature, at night, in the pitch black
B) Wait for the morning
C) Run back to the puddle jumper screaming because you're scared

Oranos
June 14th, 2006, 09:02 AM
A.

You find the creature and it turns out it cannot be killed...

Do you...

A. Sacrifice another member of your team.
B. Duck, cover, and pray.
C. Panic.

Allestian
June 14th, 2006, 09:05 AM
B.

The Sun comes up and the creature explodes with a huge bang. Sheppard asks if you want to go further into the woods. Do you:

A. Say "Sure let's go!"
B. Say "No way! Let's go home!"
C. Say "Let's stay here for a while."

:D

Nice work by the way.

Wraith Scientist
June 14th, 2006, 09:10 AM
A

You go further, but Ronon notices something else watching you. It might be a Wraith. Do you:

A) Run after it as fast as you can
B) Pretend you haven't noticed it and try to get a better look
C) Head back to the village

gatebuster64
June 14th, 2006, 09:21 AM
B

a Wraith jumps out and immediatly starts feeding on Rhonan. Do you:

A. shoot the Wraith
B. just sit down and not care
C. run back to the village

Naonak
June 14th, 2006, 09:25 AM
B. (Wraith can't eat Ronon anyway!)

The Wraith realises this, and tries to attack you.
Do you:

A) Beg for your life
B) Ask if the Wraith wants some blue jello instead
C) Run back to the Puddle Jumper and steal it

Wraith Scientist
June 14th, 2006, 09:28 AM
A

The Wraith sees that you and your team are well armed and too dangerous a prey. It runs. You follow it to a cave, do you:

A) Go in
B) Turn back
C) Wait for it to come out

gatebuster64
June 14th, 2006, 09:34 AM
C

the Wraith shoots you with a stunner but in the greatest stroke of luck you don't fall unconscience. Do you:

A. fake unconscienceness
B. run for your life
C. scream loudly hoping the Wraith wil go deaf

iLemon
June 14th, 2006, 10:05 AM
C :P

the wraith gets annoyed by the screaming and shoots you again, you are knocked unconcious and taken to a wraith hive ship and imprisoned. a wraith comes to take you to be wraithed.
Do you:

A. carry on screaming
B. Tell the wraith you work for another wraith and are a trader
C. Tell the wraith Atlantis's location in hopes they'll reward you by letting you go.

ejohnno
June 14th, 2006, 10:28 AM
A.

Finally you decide to tell the wraith Atlantis's location

Do you:
A. Chicken out and offer to give them Kavanagh
B. Give them the Genii's location instead
C. Give them Atlantis's actual location

Wraith Scientist
June 14th, 2006, 10:34 AM
C

You are now an official Wraith worshipper

They're going to go to Atlantis, but first are looking for a transport of theirs that crashed 10 years ago (see Instinct) to find their Queen, who was on the transport when it crashed

Do you:

A) Tell them you know where the transport crashed
B) Don't tell them anything
C) Tell them not to bother and go to Atlantis instead

gatebuster64
June 14th, 2006, 11:42 AM
A

before the Wraith respond, you find yourself beamed aboard the Daedalus. Do you:

A. tell them everything you told the Wraith
B. just tell them about the crashed transport
C say nothing

Jumper One
June 14th, 2006, 11:49 AM
A

You tell them everything that happened and they take you to the brig. for giving Atlantis' location to the Wraith. Do you...

A. Lay down and go to sleep
B. Grab the guard's stunner and shoot your way to the rings
C. Wait patiently to be questioned

Wraith Scientist
June 14th, 2006, 11:54 AM
B

You ring over to the hiveship (which has some Ancient rings 'borrowed' from an Ancient battleship) and the hiveship deaprts for the planet. The Deadalus follows. They find the planet but Ellia has different ideas as to how to run the Wraith hive. Which faction do you support:

A) Ellia's 'friendly Wraith' faction
B) The Wraith
C) The Humans

Oranos
June 14th, 2006, 02:42 PM
B

However, the Wraith betray you...

Do you...

A. Grovel at their feet and beg for your life.
B. Use the secret stash of the enzyme that you brought along.
C. Start mocking the Wraith.

dancer_4_daniel
June 14th, 2006, 02:48 PM
C.

The Wraith become uber angry and even Teyla can hear them screaming in her mind. They send a team to get you off the hive ship.
Do you

A. Go with them?
B. Make fun of Sheppard's hair?
C. Tell them to leave Kavanaugh behind as a gesture of goodwill?

gatebuster64
June 14th, 2006, 04:43 PM
C

In a unanimous vote Kavanaugh is left behind but he stuns several Atlantis personelle and makes his way thoough the the hive. Do you:

A. go after Kavanagh to rescue him
B. go after him to shoot him
C. forget him and make your way to the Daudalus

Oranos
June 14th, 2006, 06:41 PM
B.

Just as you are about ready to shoot him, Kavanaugh reveals that he has placed an explosive aboard the Daedalus...

Do you...

A. Leave the Daedalus to its fate and 'borrow' the Hive.
B. Laugh because you think he's bluffing.
C. Join him in his evil plans.

dancer_4_daniel
June 14th, 2006, 07:09 PM
C

You then betray him when his back is turned and stun him, leaving him for the Wraith to munch on.

There are other people. Do you

A. Collect them and take over the hive?
B. Contact the Dedalus, tell them where the exlplosives are and have them beam you over?
C. Forget them completely and get the heck out of dodge?!?

gatebuster64
June 14th, 2006, 07:48 PM
B

They find the bomb but Rodney discovers that it will detonate in one hour, or when someone tries to deactivate it, or when someone unplug it from the ship's computer, or by Cavanaugh's dead man's switch. Do you:

A. go back to the hive to rescue Cavanaugh
B. scream, panic, and go into a phrantic mess:eek:
C. try to think of a better idea by eating jello

:wraithanime11:

dancer_4_daniel
June 14th, 2006, 07:52 PM
C

You discover that you can shape the jello into a mass that makes the computer think the bomb is still connected and the ship is now safe. However, sensors indicate the Wraith are dying off at an incredible rate due to Kavanaugh's blood. Beckett needs a sample to make a biological weapon to kill them off. Do you

A. Volunteer SHeppard to go get Kavanaugh
B. Offer the Wraith some jello in return for some of Kavanaugh's blood?
C. Have the Deadulus beam back some random part of his anatomy?

gatebuster64
June 14th, 2006, 08:28 PM
B

But because of Cavanaugh's deadman's switch you decide to trade for all of Cavanaugh. The trade is successful but the Wraith like jello so much that they are going to raid Atlantis for more jello. Do you:

A. have the Daedalus fly back to Atlantis
B. have the ship fire at the Wraith
C. beam the bomb aboard the Wraith hive

Wraith Scientist
June 15th, 2006, 04:47 AM
C

The Wraith hiveship blows up, but Kavanaugh (who's very angry at being traded to the Wraith at every possible oppertunity) points a gun at Caldwell and threatens to mutiny

Do you:

A) Feed him to Ellia
B) Throw him out of an airlock
C) Ignore him

Chelle DB
June 15th, 2006, 04:54 AM
C.

The bomb destroys the hive ship but a few Wraith have made it into Atlantis. You know they are after the jelly/jello supplies so you:

A. Organise a hunting party and seek out the Wraith before they get the jello/jelly
B. Hide all the jello/jelly throughout Atlantis
c. Share the jelly/jello with the Wraith as a peace offering

Wraith Scientist
June 15th, 2006, 04:59 AM
A

You hunt down the Wraith in Atlantis and after a small battle drive them away, but Kavanaugh is still threatening to rebel. You can:

A) Shoot him or throw him into the ocean
B) Feed him to Ellia
C) Join him

dancer_4_daniel
June 15th, 2006, 06:11 AM
B

You stand and wave goodbye cheerfully to him and as you look out toward the ocean, you see a tsunami heading right for Atlantis. Do you

A: Tell McKay and scream your head off?
B: Tell Weir and scream?
C. Run in circles screaming, "The giant wave is going to kill us all!"

Wraith Scientist
June 15th, 2006, 06:22 AM
A

McKay raises the shield and the wave splashes off. What do you want to do now:

A) Go exploring offworld
B) Wander around the city
C) Watch Kavanaugh getting Wraith-sucked

dancer_4_daniel
June 15th, 2006, 06:27 AM
C

You then feel slightly hungry. Do you:

A. Go eat some jello?
B. Steal a couple of McKay's power bars?
C. Risk the food in the commissary?

gatebuster64
June 15th, 2006, 08:01 AM
C

However before Cavanaugh died he managed to slip a fair shair of poison into the food stock. You and about a dozen others report to the infirmiry deathly ill. Carson says they have no cure. Do you:

A. cry over Beckett's shoulder
B. throw a temper-tantrum and start breaking everything
C. kidnap Hermiod and force him to make a cure

:thoranime01:

dancer_4_daniel
June 15th, 2006, 09:02 AM
C

While Hermoid is making up a cure, you think about one last thing you'd like to do if the cure doesn't work. Do you:

A. Streak through the halls of Atlantis?
B. Kiss the person you've had your eye on forever?
C. Tell Sheppard that "Kirking" is really old?

TechnoWraith
June 15th, 2006, 09:10 AM
B.

While kissing, a general alarm goes off. Do you:

A) Keep kissing.
B) Run to the control room.
C) Go for a swim in the ocean.

gatebuster64
June 15th, 2006, 10:20 AM
B

You see that the gate is open and standing next to it is a holographic image of Cavanaugh. He explains that earlier he went to an advaced civillization and had himself cloned. He demands to be sent all of Atlantis's blue jello or he'll inform every Wraith hive the location of Atlantis. Do you:

A. hand over the jello
B. call his bluff
C. launch a nuke at the planet Cavanaugh is at

Oranos
June 15th, 2006, 04:17 PM
A.

Atlantis is outraged at the fact that you betrayed them by giving the jello supply to the enemy...

Do you...

A. Kidnap Weir and use her as a hostage.
B. Jump from the nearest balcony into the ocean.
C. Steal the ZPM and threaten to smash it.

OutThere
June 15th, 2006, 05:38 PM
A.

You hold Weir hostage and tell everyone you'll shoot her if they don't give in to your demands. Over the radio Sheppard says, "I will kill you!" You say, "I'll shoot Weir!" He says, "I will kill you!" This gets a bit dull after a while.

Do you:

A. Shoot Weir just to see if Shep means it.
B. Change the subject. Next time he threatens to kill you, compliment Sheppard on his hair.
C. Claim you are under the influence of mind controlling aliens.

Allestian
June 16th, 2006, 03:49 AM
A.

You hold Weir hostage and tell everyone you'll shoot her if they don't give in to your demands. Over the radio Sheppard says, "I will kill you!" You say, "I'll shoot Weir!" He says, "I will kill you!" This gets a bit dull after a while.

Do you:

A. Shoot Weir just to see if Shep means it.
B. Change the subject. Next time he threatens to kill you, compliment Sheppard on his hair.
C. Claim you are under the influence of mind controlling aliens.

A.

As you go to pull the trigger Ronon comes up behind you and knocks you unconscious. Everything goes dark. You wake up in the infirmary with a massive headache and find you're restrained. Do you:

A. Beg for Dr Beckett to release you stating that the Wraith had you under mind control.
B. Kick and scream until some comes to find out what's wrong.
C. Bribe the nearby guards with blue jello.

:D

Chelle DB
June 16th, 2006, 04:12 AM
A.

Beckett releases you and you immediately go to Weir's office to apologize profusely but Elizabeth is terrifed of you and picks up a ZPM and throws it at you. Upon hearing Elizabeth's screams Sheppard comes running uo behind you. As the ZPM comes hurtling through the air towards you, do you:

A. Attempt to catch the ZPM and thus save the day and put you back in everyones good books.

B. Duck and allow the ZPM to hit Sheppard

C. Pass out from the shock of Weir's sudden outburst - and thus allowing the ZPM to hit Sheppard!

Allestian
June 16th, 2006, 04:19 AM
(Because I want to see Dr Beckett again :D)

C.

You collapse onto the ground whichsurprises Dr Weir and makes her feel guilty. The ZPM hitsSheppard but fortunately bounces of him and lands on the unconscious you. You save it. When you wake up in the infirmary is there:

A. A big well done party waiting for you.
B. Carson with a big needle saying well done but you need a tetanus jab because you cut yourself when falling.
C. Sheppard moaning because you should have been hit in the first place.

Chelle DB
June 16th, 2006, 05:32 AM
B.

Beckett gives you a jab in the butt with his big honkin needle and you get upset. Beckett feels sorry for you and he comes over to comfort you.
Do you:

A. Exagerate your saddness so as to milk the situation for all it's worth

B. Grab him by his shirt collar and plant a big one on him

C. Scream at him to stay away coz he hurt you with that big honkin needle

Allestian
June 16th, 2006, 05:35 AM
:D

B!!!

You give him a massive kiss and won't let him go but he finally pushes away and falls over, hurting himself. Do you:

A. Help him so he might like you.
B. Check through his wallet.
C. Just leave him there, someone will be along soon.

Chelle DB
June 16th, 2006, 05:41 AM
A.

You go to his rescue and he falls head over heels in love with his saviour - you!! He declares his love for you and begins to serenade you.
Do you:

A. Stand there and enjoy his crooning

B. Run as fast as you can coz his singing is so bad you ears feel as though they are going to burst

C. Hold him and join in the serenade

Allestian
June 16th, 2006, 06:03 AM
C.

As the holding and the singing continues there is a sudden Wraith attack concerning the blue jello. You have to tear yourself away from this loveliness to help others. Carson understands. Where do you go from here:

A. To the control room.
B. To the chair room.
C. To the mainland.

Major Gambit
June 16th, 2006, 06:06 AM
You go to the control room. Suddenly, you see wraith beeming into the city, you could....

A. Dial the Alpha site
B. Grab your P90 and help
C. Make a really loud stinky fart.

Oranos
June 16th, 2006, 08:25 AM
B.

This makes you a priority target...

Do you...

A. Fall down pretending you've been shot.
B. Run behind McKay.
C. Duck behind the nearest console and begin firing.

gatebuster64
June 16th, 2006, 09:17 AM
C

However you faint because of Cavanaugh's food poison and the Wraith capture you, bring you aboard their hive, and heal you in a cocoon. Do you:

A. scream loudly in the shrillest voice
B. offer the location of Earth
C. use jello to bribe an ascended being to help you

Major Gambit
June 16th, 2006, 11:51 AM
B

You give them the location of Earth and they go there and blow it up. Then they eat the moon. You can either...

A. Jump out of the spaceship and die
B. Take an escape pod to mars
C. Make a really loud stinkey fart

Wraith Scientist
June 16th, 2006, 12:09 PM
A

You wake up: it was all a bad dream :p :p :p

Another day in Atlantis, do you:

A) Go annoy McKay
B) Go see what Beckett's doing
C) Go see Weir
D) Go offworld

Major Gambit
June 16th, 2006, 01:26 PM
A

Mckay takes out a super mega-death ray and blows up Atlantis. You get blewn to Hawaii and you have a few options...

A. Blow up hawaii
B. Eat a pop tart
C. Take off you pants and run around
D. Turn into an octopus
E. Make a really loud stinky fart

gatebuster64
June 16th, 2006, 03:56 PM
C

you wake up in the infirmiry realizing that it was all a dream but you're still sick with Cavanaugh's poison and Hermiod can't make an antidote. The last thing you remember that is real is passing out after Weir threw the ZPM at you. Do you;

A. throw the ZPM back at her
B. run through the gate and beg for Cavanaugh's mercy
C. die and hope an Ancient will ascend you

Oranos
June 16th, 2006, 05:13 PM
C.

Luckily an Ancient ascends you...

Do you...

A. Use your new found powers against the Wraith even though it violates the non-interference policy.
B. Begin the 'journey' and see where it takes you.
C. Hang around Atlantis and 'accidently' zap Rodney whenever he gets too close to making an important dicovery.
D. Hang out with Sheppard and annoy him by messing up his hairdo with large gusts of wind.
E. Annoy Weir by starting small fires all over Atlantis.
F. Randomly move Beckett's medical equipment so he can't find it.
G. Help Zelenka so he always has the answer before McKay.
H. Chase Teyla, hitting her with her own sticks (or whatever the heck they are)

Sorry, I got a bit carried away. ;)

Major Gambit
June 16th, 2006, 07:46 PM
H


Teyla gets annoyed and turns into bigfoot and attacks you, you can either...


A. go eat sushi
B. Blow up the univerce
C. Burn Tacos
D. Open a Wendy's outside on the mainland
E. Kill Teyla and eat her head off
F. Make a really loud stinky fart



STOP MAKING MY RPG'S DREAMS!!

gatebuster64
June 16th, 2006, 08:45 PM
D

Wendy's becomes a great hit among ascended beings and overshadows the Astral Diner. Do you:

A. invite Atlantis for a meal at Wendy's
B. hire Oma Desala as a waitress
C. make the special of the century blue jello
D. a combination of A, B, and/or C

Chelle DB
June 17th, 2006, 02:01 AM
D.

You have invited all of Atlantis to Wendy's where they are served the best blue jello/jelly in the entire universe by the one and only Oma Desala. As everyone is chatting and enjoying their jelly/jello, Rodney starts to rant about how great he is and it's starting to get on your nerves. To try and change the mood in the restaurant you:

A. Start a karaoke contest
B. Start a food fight
C. Plant a big honkin kiss on Rodney coz you know it's probably the only one he'll ever get....and it would totally shut him up!!

gatebuster64
June 17th, 2006, 09:19 AM
C

however Rodney starts ratting on how he got kissed by an ascended being. His chattering annoys everyone away and your business plummits. Do you:

A. relocate Wendy's
B. throw McKay into the ocean
C. invite Cavanaugh to assassinate Rodney
D. wipe Rodney's memories clean

Major Gambit
June 17th, 2006, 09:23 AM
A. You put wendy's on earth right next to the white house. The president looks out the window and see's the giant floating Wendy's but doenst give it a second thought. The civilians notice it and a Nuclear War breaks loose. The world is destroyed and wendy's is now just floating in space. You can either....



A. Throw pie at te ceiling
B. Eat a frostie
C. Move Wendy's back to Atlantis
D. Take off your pants and run around
E. Make a really loud stinky fart

gatebuster64
June 17th, 2006, 09:31 AM
C

but before you do you make time run backwards on Earth so they don't plunge into nuclear war. When you reach Atlantis you're still stuck with rodney. Do you:

A. move Wendy's to the Genii homeworld
B. offer Rodney to the Wraith
C. wipe his memory clean
D. offer him blue jello in exchange for him shutting up

Wraith Scientist
June 17th, 2006, 10:41 AM
C

For abusing your powers, the Ancients decend you, wipe everyone's memory, and put everything back the way it was before. You wake up on day one again

You decide to go on an offworld mission. You find an Ancient device, do you:

A) Leave it well alone
B) Poke it and see if you can make it do something cool
C) Take it back to Atlantis for analysis

gatebuster64
June 17th, 2006, 11:15 AM
B

you find that the device has brought back all the memories you lost. Do you:

A. ask the Ancients to ascend you in exchange for jello and reopening Wendy
B. use the device to heal Atlantis's memories
C. kill Cavanaugh

Chelle DB
June 17th, 2006, 08:15 PM
B.

With everybody's memories healed on Atlantis, you decide you need some time alone to think and go wandering through the dark halls of Atlantis. You come across a prison cell with a Wraith inside who claims to be an ally rather than an enemy. Do you:

A. Open the cell and let the Wraith out
B. Report your finding to Sheppard
C. Totally ignore the Wraith and keep walking
D. Start chatting with the Wraith and tell him your life story

gatebuster64
June 17th, 2006, 08:29 PM
D

the Wraith gets so annoyed that he confesses to be a spy so you can run away screaming to leave him in peace

A. run away screaming to leave him in peace:wraith34:
B. ignore him, besides he's in a cage
C. lock Cavanaugh in with the Wraith:wraithanime11:

TechnoWraith
June 17th, 2006, 08:43 PM
C. :wraith37:

Cavanaugh decides to bore the wraith to death by discussing Dr Weir's fallacies and shortcomings. Do you:

A) Keep cavanaugh in the cage anyway.
B) Stuff the wraith and keep him in your quarters.
C) Eat a donut.
D) Go find another wraith to replace the one who died.

Chelle DB
June 18th, 2006, 05:04 AM
A.

You leave Kavanaugh in the cage and go to explore the rest of Atlantis. You get lost and start to panic when all of a sudden you see a window to the outside. Do you:

A. Jump out the window into the frezzing water below
B. Scream out the window in the hope that someone might hear you
C. Climb out the window and start climbing up the exterior of Atlantis looking for another window back into the building

gatebuster64
June 18th, 2006, 06:52 AM
C

you finally make it to the top of the central spire. Do you:

A. yell, "I'm king of the mountain!"
B. jump off
C. sit down and think of another way to kill Cavanaugh:weiranime34:

Chelle DB
June 19th, 2006, 03:06 AM
A.

You shout out as loud as you can "I'm knig of the mountain" and nearly fall off the spire.
You sit down to contemplate your next move when you hear some whispering coming through an air vent. You realise it's Sheppard and Weir and they're talking about a secret rendevouz at midnight in Sheppards quarters.
Do you:

A. Let them know you can hear them
B. Take notes to spread the gossip around the city
C. Stick your fingers in your ears and hum really loudly coz you can't stand listening to their sweet talking

TechnoWraith
June 19th, 2006, 10:06 AM
B.

Later that day, while you're eating lunch, Rodney confronts Sheppy about the "secret rendevouz." You watch as they begin arguing. You decide to:

A) Let them argue.
B) Throw a donut at Rodney.
C) Let Weir know.
D) Show Sheppy a picture of your dog.

gatebuster64
June 19th, 2006, 04:57 PM
C

on your way to Weir's office you find a cage with a five-foot tall, dome shaped, robot with a plunger sticking out of it's head. It keeps chanting, "EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!" Do you:

A. Let it out thinking it's Atlantis's new bug exterminater
B. show it to the nearest clogged toilet
C. lock Cavanaugh in with it and hope it's deadly
D. continue to Weir's office
E. head back to the commissarary

Allestian
June 20th, 2006, 01:05 AM
C.

Kavanagh bores the dalek to death and it selfdestructs. You realise that the dalek is made up of Wraith machinery. Do you:

A. Kick it because it makes you feel more powerful.
B. Pick up some metal and throw it at Kavanagh.
C. Pick up a love heart shaped piece of metal and take it to either Dr Beckett or Teyla.

Chelle DB
June 20th, 2006, 04:56 AM
A.

You kick it so hard that you break your foot in the process...you don't feel so powerful now!! You go to see Beckett who requires an explanation as to how you broke your foot.
You tell him:

A. The truth
B. You were trying to save some poor kid and whacked your foot against a huge boulder
C. Some unknown person stomped on your foot really hard and broke it
D. You can't remember how

pbellosom
June 20th, 2006, 06:58 AM
D. You say you can't remember how. Dr Beckett looks worried and announces that untill he can discover the source of your amnesia you are confined to the infirmary. Do you:

A. Tell him the truth.
B. Wait untill his back is turned and attempt to escape.
C. Moan and grumble at him untill he lets you go.
D. Do what he says.

TechnoWraith
June 20th, 2006, 09:26 AM
A.

While telling Beckett the truth, Teyla comes running in screaming something about a pimple on her nose. Do you:

A) Tell her the zit on her chin is bigger.
B) Kiss her nose and make it better.
C) Feed Teyla to a captive wraith down in the brig.
D) Call in Rodney for a technical analysis.
E) Make a call on your cell phone.

gatebuster64
June 20th, 2006, 04:34 PM
A

Teyla goes into a nervous and faints. Do you:

A. kiss her a French kiss
B. gain more intel on the secret rendezvous
C. salvage the Dalak parts
D. think of another way to make Cavanaughs life miserable
E. a combination of the previous options

Chelle DB
June 21st, 2006, 05:05 AM
A.....BUT...I wouldn't do it...I'd get Carson to do it!!

Carson lays a big wet one on Teyla and she completely freaks out. He sedates her and in her sedated state, she mumbles about her secret crush on Rodney!!!!
Do you:

A. Run and tell Rodney all about it
B. Make an announcement over the PA to all of Atlantis of Teyla's secret crush on Rodney
C. Faint from the shock of the revelation
D. Laugh so hard you literally pop a lung!!

Allestian
June 21st, 2006, 06:31 AM
B.

Rodney runs in and starts whimpering in shock. Do you:

A. Throw him a lemon.
B. Give him a slap.
C. Just watch him whimper - it's fun.

:D

TechnoWraith
June 21st, 2006, 07:00 AM
C.

Rodney continues to whimper and moan, when suddenly a wraith beams into the room. You:

A) Push Rodney toward the wraith to appease it's hunger.
B) Invite the wraith to tonite's poker tournament.
C) Give the Wraith the Atlantis schematics in exchange for blue jello.
D) Give the Wraith your collection of Superman comic books.

gatebuster64
June 21st, 2006, 12:37 PM
B.

the Wraith asks to spice up the poker by gambling useless janitors. Whatever people he wins he gets to keep for food. Do you:

A. accept the offer
B. decline the offer
C. accept but have the Wraith gamble with his own food supply

pbellosom
June 21st, 2006, 01:26 PM
B.

the Wraith asks to spice up the poker by gambling useless janitors. Whatever people he wins he gets to keep for food. Do you:

A. accept the offer
B. decline the offer
C. accept but have the Wraith gamble with his own food supply

A. But the wraith have to gamble with Blue Jello (they mysteriously have lots of it now). But where to hold the tournament:

A. On the Wraith's hiveship.
B. In the control room.
C. On the Genii homeworld.
D. In McKay's life.

gatebuster64
June 21st, 2006, 04:41 PM
A

everthing goes fine until Cavanaugh shows up asking why he wasn't invited to poker night. Do you:

A. stun him and use him as a gambling chip
B. donate him to the Wraith as an act of good faith
C. ignore him and raise the Wraith's bet by four janitors

TheGreatLordGeorge
June 21st, 2006, 08:34 PM
B.

The wraith sucks the life out of him only to be mutated into a Wraith/cavangh hybrid who eats you and complains while doing so with a ponytail and glasses. What do you do?

A. Kill him?
B. Stun it for research
C. raise your bet pretendeding it didnt happen

Chelle DB
June 22nd, 2006, 04:11 AM
Would be tempted to do C but gonna go with A.

You kill the evil hybrid and continue to play poker. As the game progresses into the wee hours of the morning you decide to liven things up by:

A. Playing a game of strip poker
B. Spiking everyones drinks
C. Playing truth or dare!!

Allestian
June 22nd, 2006, 04:28 AM
Would be tempted to do C but gonna go with A.

You kill the evil hybrid and continue to play poker. As the game progresses into the wee hours of the morning you decide to liven things up by:

A. Playing a game of strip poker
B. Spiking everyones drinks
C. Playing truth or dare!!

Aww I wanna say A for a chance of Carson stripping :lol:. Sadly...B.

As everyone starts to feel the effects of the Atlantis Ash they become dillusional. Do you:

A. Tell them what they're seeing is real.
B. Take them for a swim.
C. Now play truth or dare.

:lol:

TechnoWraith
June 22nd, 2006, 08:21 AM
A.

While telling everyone how real things are, an alarm goes off. Do you:

A) Punch the snooze button.
B) Tell everyone the pizza's here.
C) Look around and ask "who's cell phone is that?"
D) Act dumb.
E) Ask for an income tax refund form.

Allestian
June 22nd, 2006, 08:42 AM
A.

While telling everyone how real things are, an alarm goes off. Do you:

A) Punch the snooze button.
B) Tell everyone the pizza's here.
C) Look around and ask "who's cell phone is that?"
D) Act dumb.
E) Ask for an income tax refund form.

B.

They all go out to look for the pizza man and Dr Weir sees how high they are. Do you:

A. Tell her that you're taking them to the infirmary.
B. Offer her some of the Atlantis Ash.
C. Burst into a giggle fit.
D. Tell the others to run for it.

:D

TheGreatLordGeorge
June 22nd, 2006, 10:22 AM
b.

She takes it and becomes as dillusional as the others. She begins to strip do you.

A. Stop her.
B. help her
C. Ignore
D. Run

gatebuster64
June 22nd, 2006, 10:24 AM
A

now that everyone is high the Wraith try to eat them only to realize that they are now high. Do you:

A. try to take advantage of them since their poker skills are terrible when they're high
B. give them more Ash until they go into a coma
C. take some Ash yourself

Chelle DB
June 23rd, 2006, 05:22 AM
B...then C!!

The Wraith take the ash and fall into a deep coma. You then have some yourself and are feeling quite....good!! Your feeling a little hot.
Do you:

A. Strip off down to your underwear
B. Jump into the ocean from the nearest window
C. Take a cold shower with your fav crew member

gatebuster64
June 23rd, 2006, 07:48 AM
B.

somehow saltwater neutralizes the Ash and you come to your senses. Do you:

A. continue swimming
B. give everyone but the Wraith saltwater
C. watch the effects of Ash on everyone else

TechnoWraith
June 23rd, 2006, 08:44 AM
C.

While watching everyone else, you spy an interesting looking control panel on the wall. It has a flashing red button, a flashing orange button and a green button. Do you:

A) Press the red button
B) Press the orange button
C) Press the green button
D) Press all the buttons at the same time
E) Take a P-90 and shoot the control panel
F) Have a wraith press the buttons for you

gatebuster64
June 23rd, 2006, 05:01 PM
F

one of those head-sucking things that downloads the Ancients knowledge into your head grabs the Wraith and downloads all of the Ancients information into the Wraith's head. Do you:

A. shoot the Wraith
B. give it more Ash
C. continue observing everyone else

Chelle DB
June 26th, 2006, 05:15 AM
B.

You give the Wraith more ash (god we're bad!!!) and he starts to do a song and dance routine. You don't know the song coz it's Wraith music but you decide it would be a good idea to get everyone into the spirit and get a Karaoke quest started.
The first contestant is:

A. Teyla singing "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
B. Sheppard singing "A Fool Such as I" by Elvis Presley
C. Weir singing "Stupid Girls" by Pink
D. Ronan singing "Yo (Excuse me Miss) by Chris Brown
E. Beckett singing "Have you Ever Seen the Rain" by CCR
F. Wraith Bob singing "Love me Tender" by Elvis Presley

TechnoWraith
June 26th, 2006, 08:37 AM
C.

Weir steps up to the microphone and begins singing her song. As she sings, the gate alarm goes off, indicating an incoming wormhole. Do you:

A) Give everyone more ash so they think the alarm is a figment of their imaginations
B) Send Bob the Wraith over to investigate
C) Turn off the lights
D) Hide in the corner
E) Call Earth and tell them to stop prank dialing the stargate

gatebuster64
June 26th, 2006, 09:15 AM
A.

the Genii start pouring into the gateroom. Do you:

A. offer them Ash
B. ask if they want to join in the Karioke contest
C. run for you life

wormhole93
June 26th, 2006, 04:19 PM
A

All of the Genii join in the karaoke party. Do you...

A) watch the Genii and Weir sing "Stupid Girls"
B) eat some Ash and sing with them
C) order more Ash

gatebuster64
June 26th, 2006, 04:23 PM
A

it turns out that the Genii are horrible singers and your ears literrally start to bleed. Do you:

A. get some earplugs
B. shoot the nearest Genii
C. have everyone play an Irish drinking game

TechnoWraith
June 26th, 2006, 09:43 PM
C.

Heck, they're stoned, why not get 'em drunk? You think. As you begin playing the Irish drinking game, you notice that weir has developed a sudden twitch. Do you:

A) Let beckett look at weir
B) Stop the clock
C) Drive a monster truck through the room
D) Let Ronan take care of the situation
E) Let Steve the Wraith wraith someone

Chelle DB
June 26th, 2006, 11:56 PM
A.

With the Wraith, the Genii and most of Atlantis either stoned or drunk, Beckett checks out Wier's twitch only to discover that she was actually dancing!! To spice up the festivities you put on a dance track and everybody starts dancing to:

A. The Macerena
B. The Nutbush
C. The Bus Stop
D. The Twist

gatebuster64
June 27th, 2006, 06:49 AM
A

no one else knows that dance. Do you:

A. watch a stoned and drunk Weir dance and see what the results are
B. have everyone do the electric slide
C. continue with the drinking game
D. get a boombox and dance to the first song that gets played

Allestian
June 28th, 2006, 02:45 AM
A.

Dr Weir stops dancing and passes out. This clearly ends the party since the expedition's leader is unconscious. You walk everyone back to their rooms although you are sorely tempted to walk Kavanagh off one of the balconys. You go back to your room and find that it's a tip.

Do you:

A. Clean up the mess so Weir doesn't have much to shout about tomorrow.
B. Pay the Wraith and the Genii to clean it.
C. Take some more Ash.
D. Go for a little gander along the undiscovered sections of the city.

Chelle DB
June 28th, 2006, 03:11 AM
D.

While wandering through some of the unexplored areas of Atlantis, you come across a box with some very strange and unrecognizable symbols on it. You are curious to know what's inside the box and decide to take it back to one of the labs but the box is made of solid gold and is too heavy to move.
Do you:

A. Open the box where it is
B. Get some fellow scientists to come down to where you are and open it together
C. Shrug your shoulders and continue exploring

TechnoWraith
June 28th, 2006, 08:12 AM
A

Opening the box, you start seeing a vision. But just as the vision comes to focus, power throughout the entire city goes out, and the device deactivates. Do you:

A) Run back to your quarters and read a magazine
B) Toss the lid back on the box and pretend you don't know anything.
C) Run to the control room and say something is wrong with the power systems
D) Call Thor and ask for help

Allestian
June 28th, 2006, 08:42 AM
A.

As you enter your romm you notice that everything seems to be shimmery and your head starts to hurt. Do you:

A. Go to the infirmary to get checked over.
B. Stay where you are - it will pass.
C. Go to sleep, you've been high all night for cryin' out loud...
D. Go back to the box. Maybe there was something you missed...

:D

TechnoWraith
June 28th, 2006, 08:46 AM
D

On the way back to the box, Ronan sees you. He asks you where you're going. You tell him:

A) Ummmm... no where in particular.
B) To the infirmary
C) You found more ash and if he comes with you, you'll share
D) You dropped your car keys in a hall somewhere and you're going to find them
E) Your i-pod broke and you're going to see Rodney about fixing it

gatebuster64
June 28th, 2006, 01:27 PM
A

when you reach the box a white light surrounds you and then you realize that the box has just shifted you into in alternate dimension. Do you:

A. spy on Teyla
B. run naked through Atlantis
C. call Rodney names even though he can't hear you
D. moap because you can't eat blue jello

OutThere
June 28th, 2006, 08:36 PM
C.

You start calling Rodney names but quickly discover that the only reason he can't hear you is that he isn't standing anywhere nearby. Ronon, who is still nearby, does hear, and asks, "Who's calling me names?!" It doesn't appear that he can see you or touch you though.

Do you:

A) Claim to be his conscience, and follow him around for the rest of the day giving advice.
B) Explain that you were actually calling McKay names. Sorry for the mix up.
C) Claim to be someone else, and Yes, you were calling him names.
D) Tell him about what happened with the box.
E) Run.

Chelle DB
June 29th, 2006, 03:20 AM
A.

You make suggestions to Ronan that make him do things he would otherwise not do (a bit like Urgo from SG1!). To make life more interesting, you suggest that Ronan:

A. Passionately kiss Weir
B. Passionately kiss Teyla
C. Passionately kiss Sheppard (eewww!!)
D. Passionately kiss Rodney (double eewww!!)

OutThere
June 29th, 2006, 07:22 AM
D.

You try to convince Ronon that he is really passionately in love with McKay. Ronon isn't buying it, but now everyone is avoiding him because he appears to be arguing with thin air. Soon Weir shows up, and orders Ronon to go see Beckett for a checkup and some sessions with Dr. Heightmeyer because there is obviously something wrong with him.

Do you:

A) Tag along with Ronon to see Beckett.
B) Tag along with Ronon to see Heightmeyer.
C) Try to convince Ronon that his only hope is to flee through the Stargate.
D) Consider your work here successfully done, and wander off to see what other fun you can have.

gatebuster64
June 29th, 2006, 01:14 PM
D.

unfortunately the only way to interact with your surroundings is through Ronan. Do you:

A. go visit Ronan
B. spy on Teyla
C. run nude through Atlantis
D. check out the box

Allestian
June 30th, 2006, 04:19 AM
C.

You go running starkers through the corridors of Atlantis having such a brilliant time but suddenly you return to the normal dimension and you become visible again. Everyone can see you. Do you:

A. Pretend to go into some kind of seizure so that they're convinced that you're ill.
B. Encourage everyone to join in - it's quite refreshing.
C. Tell them you're raising money for charity.
D. Simply leg it back to you room.

:D

Chelle DB
June 30th, 2006, 05:41 AM
LOL!!!
B.

Everyone disrobes and are running around Atlantis...naked. Suddenly the gate is activated and General Hammond and General O'Niell step through for a surprise visit.
Do you:

A. Ask them to join you
B. Tell them you are infected with an alien virus
C. Tell them Weir ordered you to do it
D. Blame the Wraith and Genii...just cos you can...no one from SGC would doubt you!!

Lokii
June 30th, 2006, 06:03 AM
A)

Hammond declines, but O'Neill joins the party. It starts to get cold.

Do You

a) go put some clothes on
b) break out the alcohol to warm you up
c) seek out ________ to share some body heat
d) find some one to snuggle with in bed

Allestian
June 30th, 2006, 06:47 AM
C...or do I want D???

No C!!!

I have to behave :lol:

You combine body heat with Carson. Everything seems all sweet and happy at the moment until a message get's through that a virus is spreading through the city. Carson has to go to help but he's in danger if he goes. Do you:

A. Tell him to be careful and reluctantly let him go.
B. Grab hold of him to stop him going.
C. Tell him to eat some of the new neurotic blue jello that would build up his immune system before going.
D. Go with him so that he doesn't face everything alone.

gatebuster64
June 30th, 2006, 01:40 PM
D

it turns out that the virus was actually an early attempt to try to make the Acients ascend. Everyone who has the ancient gene is disappearing. Do you:

A. try and get the virus from someone else
B. have everyone quarrenteened
C. revisit the phase-shifting box
D. rejoice that there's more blue jello for you

Chelle DB
July 1st, 2006, 12:09 AM
B.

With everyone in quarenteen you need to find a cure before they all disappear. You are shocked to discover that the cure is as simple as:

A. Eating blue jelly/jello for breakfast, lunch and dinner for three days
B. Eating liver and mashed potatoes
C. Kissing everyone at least once...including Kavanaugh...eewww!
D. Walking through the stargate backwards while patting your head and rubbing your tummy all at the same time!

wormhole93
July 1st, 2006, 08:17 AM
C!

You kiss everyone except Kavanaugh; you get someone else to kiss him. Now, that everyone is cured, they're all wondering what to do. Do you:

A) Invite everyone to a beach party
B) Go find Carson again
C) Start kissing everyone again

gatebuster64
July 1st, 2006, 03:24 PM
A

no one thought to bring swimming suits with them to Atlantis. Do you:

A. send everyone back to Earth to get swimming suits
B. have everyone come nude
C. get Hermiod to steal swimming suits from the Genii

Chelle DB
July 2nd, 2006, 06:16 AM
B.

Everyone has a blast skinny dipping in the warm waters of Atlantis until a school of large fish with big honkin teeth swim up and bite Elizabeth and Teyla. The fish have dangerous venom which can be fatal. The Wraith are the only ones who know the cure for the poison.
Do you:

A. Beg the Wraith for the cure
B. Try to figure it out for yourself
C. Trade jelly/jello for the cure


I'm tired and it's hard to think!!

TechnoWraith
July 2nd, 2006, 08:04 AM
C.

The wraith are willing to trade blue jello for a cure. However, they're asking for more blue jello than is available in Atlantis. Do you:

A) Steal blue jello from the Genii
B) Make fake blue jello
C) Run to Walmart and buy all the blue jello they have
D) Give the wraith an empty box labelled "blue jello
E) Eat a donut

wormhole93
July 2nd, 2006, 08:38 AM
C

It turns out they don't have blue jello, but instead they have green. You're not sure if green jello will cure Dr. Weir and Teyla. Do you:

A) Take a chance and buy it all
B) Buy ingredients to make blue jello
C) Buy a bottle that says "cure for fish with big honkin' teeth bites"
D) Ignore Dr. Weir and Teyla and go skinny dipping yourself
E) Trade green jello for a cure to the Wraith

pbellosom
July 2nd, 2006, 01:08 PM
E. You return to the wraith and sadly tell them that you do not have blue jello, only the green. The wraith take the news rather badly, not only do they destroy the cure but they begin shooting up the place, a stunner hits a crate of green jell owhich explodes throwing Jello everywhere. Some of it goes in the wraith queens mouth, what happens next?

A. She has a sever allergic reaction and explodes.
B. She announces that it is better than blue jello and offers you a new deal.
C. Nothing.

gatebuster64
July 2nd, 2006, 01:15 PM
C

the Wraith get so upset they decide to eat Teyla and Elizabeth. Do you:

A. offer Cavanaugh instead
B. stun them and let them die of hunger unless they come up with a cure
C. let them

Chelle DB
July 2nd, 2006, 09:46 PM
Definitley A!!!

The Wraith have better taste than that so as a compromise you offer them:

A. All the Blue jelly/jello you have plus all the chocolate chip cookies
B. All the coffee in Atlantis (which upsets Rodney)
C. All of Rodney's underwear and his stash of sugar!

gatebuster64
July 2nd, 2006, 10:01 PM
B

the coffe makes it so not a single Wraith has to sleep so now they decide to cull every planet in Pegasus. Is their first planet:

A. Genii homeworld
B. planet guarded by that ascended woman
C. planet serving as a refugee camp for those wishing to ascend
D. Atlantis
E. Earth

Chelle DB
July 2nd, 2006, 10:16 PM
A.

The first Genii to be eaten/drained is Kolya and he tastes so bad the Wraith start getting sick. It turns out that when one Wriath gets sick they all follow...kinda telepathic. Upon discovering this, do you:

A. Poison Kavanuagh and feed him to the Wraith so they all get sick
B. Stand back and watch as they continue devour the Genii and get sicker
C. Grab a Wraith and try to figure out how it works

gatebuster64
July 2nd, 2006, 10:21 PM
B

it turns out that one of the Genii is a hok'tau so all the Wraith display weird, hok'tauish powers. Do they use them to:

A. raid Atlantis
B. assist the Ori to destroy the Alterans
C. ascend to a higher plane of existance

Chelle DB
July 3rd, 2006, 03:25 AM
C.

They try to use their Hoktauish powers to ascend but the Others don't like them very much cos they smell like mouldy socks! The Wraith descend back to the real world and are more hungry than ever before.
Do you:

A. Cook them a roast for dinner
B. Take them out to KFC
C. Introduce McDonalds to their diet
D. Run away very fast before they eat you!!!

TechnoWraith
July 3rd, 2006, 09:15 AM
C.

As you look for a mcdonald's it suddently dawns on you that there isn't a mcdonald's in the pegasus galaxy anywhere. But you do spy a mom-n-pop diner up ahead. Do you:

A) Take the wraith to the Mom-n-Pop Diner
B) Take the wraith to the train station
C) Pretend the ship broke down and ask the wraith to go get help
D) Have a temper tantrum in the middle of the highway
E) Go hind somwone to kiss

gatebuster64
July 3rd, 2006, 01:17 PM
A.

it turns out the Wraith like this diner, because there's a lot of people here to feed on. Is the first victim:

A. the cook
B. the waitress
C. a customer
D. Cavanaugh

Chelle DB
July 4th, 2006, 05:09 AM
A.

And thank goodness for that coz he keeps burning the toast!!
With no cook, you encourage the Wraith to run the diner..teaching them how to serve, cook food (not people!!) and wait on tables and...clean up.
They find this most enjoyable and decide to open up a franchise of Wraith diners. The new diners are known in the Pegasus galaxy as:

A. Wraith Diners (very plain and boring!!)
B. McWraiths
C. PFW...Pegasus Fried Wraith
C. Hungry Wraiths

Allestian
July 4th, 2006, 05:28 AM
Erm since there are two Cs...

C2. 'Hungry Wraiths' becomes an overnight branch of food places and soon everyone across the galaxy are coming to eat there. Obviously you want a share of the money.

Do you:

A. Get shares within the company.
B. Take over the business and send them packing.
C. Kill the Wraith because that would be totally unexpected.

gatebuster64
July 4th, 2006, 06:20 AM
B

the Wraith threaten that if they don't have full control over the company then they'll cull Earth. Do you:

A. continue on and hope they're bluffing
B. buy stock instead
C. blow up the nearest hive ship

Chelle DB
July 5th, 2006, 07:14 AM
A.

You continue in the hope the Wraith are bluffing but...they are not!!
The Wraith begin their journey to Earth to start culling the population.
Before they leave the Pegasus galaxy Sheppard plants some c4 on all the hive ships. They are timed to go off as soon as the ships jump into hyperspace. As Sheppard leaves the last hive ship he finds an ancient device that gives him magical powers that enable him to:

A. Become invisible
B. See through everything
C. Manipulate peoples minds through thought
D. Move faster than the speed of sound
E. All of the above

gatebuster64
July 5th, 2006, 12:43 PM
A

theirs one problem, it also encases him in a force sheild that's stuck on the hive. Do you:

A. try to rescue him even though you can't find him
B. let the c4 detonate
C. deactivate the c4 and risk the hive making it to Earth

Chelle DB
July 5th, 2006, 05:28 PM
A.

You try rescue him but because you can't see him it is a difficult task. The only way to find him is to use the device on yourself so that you can have magical powers also. When you use the device, you become:

A. Invisible like Sheppard
B. Glow bright yellow
C. Turn into a shape shifter!!

gatebuster64
July 5th, 2006, 08:11 PM
A

you're now stuck in a force shield and you can't access the device to deactivate. Do you:

A. call off the c4 from detonating
B. ask someone else to rescue you
C. scream loudly and hope the Wraith will break you free

OutThere
July 5th, 2006, 10:05 PM
B.

You find a console and start screaming mayday into it. Sheppard rolls his eyes and informs you the forcefield should protect you from the explosion, the Daedalus is lurking just out of sensor range and will pick you both up afterwards, and you can all go home now that you have the cure.

You smack yourself on the forehead. Right. The cure. Teyla and Weir poisoned. The wraith have the cure. The whole reason for this mission.

Do you:

A. Lie and say "Yup, got the cure right here!"
B. Stay quiet and wait for the explosion.
C. Scramble around and try to find a wraith to get the cure from before the KABOOM.
D. Tell Sheppard that you need to call off the detonation.

gatebuster64
July 5th, 2006, 11:29 PM
D

first he's furious but then forgets it when you two realize that the force shield won't permiate air which means that you two will die from lack of oxygen. Also the Daedalus can't beam you out because of the Wraith jamming codes. Do you:

A. ask the Daedalus to send people to rescue you
B. have the c4 detonate ahead of schedule and risk losing the cure
C. try to learn how to kelnorime

TechnoWraith
July 6th, 2006, 07:19 AM
C.

With all the stressful situations going on, you decide it's time to relax and rejuvenate your nerves. You sit down on the floor and begin to kelnorime. The wraiths around you are puzzled, and ask you what you are doing. You tell them:

A) You're calling them bad names on the Wraith Telepathic Network
B) You're preparing a weapon of some sort
C) You're getting ready to eat a donut
D) You're powering up you "Go-Go-Gadget" bazooka defense mode
E) You're praying for your dog, who is lost in Atlatnis right now

gatebuster64
July 6th, 2006, 01:14 PM
D

the Wraith try to break you free of the shield so they can eat you but fail. Do you:

A. continue kelnoriming
B. tell them you're sacrifice yourself to them if they give up the cure
C. radio the Daedalus to detonate the c4 now
:wraithanime11:

Chelle DB
July 7th, 2006, 04:44 AM
C.

The C4 is detonated but by some small miracle the bubble you are stuck in has saved you. The hive ships are destroyed and both Sheppard and yourself are now floating in space in a bubble waiting to be rescued. To pass the time, you and Sheppard entertain yourselves by:

A. Playing I spy
B. Singing 99 bottles of beer
C. Having a farting competition

gatebuster64
July 7th, 2006, 03:55 PM
C

without any ventilation the air smells horrible, the explosion made it impossible for the Daedalus to beam you out and your runnig out of oxygen. Do you:

A. continue with the farting contest
B. go to sleep
C. teach Sheppard how to kelnorime
D. have a contest with John on who can hold their breath the longest

Chelle DB
July 8th, 2006, 05:18 AM
D.

You practically have no choice cos you're running out of air. The Daedalus is finally able to beam you aboard but first it has to expel all the bad air in the bubble. You have a near death experience and claim that you saw your life flash before your eyes. In that "future" life you saw:

A. Yourself married to Sheppard/Weir (choose your favourite) with 6 kids
B. Yourself as a Wraith
C. The Wraith and Atlanteans living together peacefully
D. The Wraith and Atlanteans at war...still!!

gatebuster64
July 8th, 2006, 03:21 PM
A. to Weir

after you return to reality you soon relize that Caldwell has again been taken host by a goa'uld. he locks everyone up and hijacks the ship. Does he fly the ship to:

A. the Ori galaxy
B. a wraith hive
C. the Genii homeworld
D. Ba'al's domain
E. McDonalds

Chelle DB
July 11th, 2006, 04:25 AM
D.

He tries to fly to Ba'als domain but fortunately Sheppard and Ronan escape and knock Caldwell out and release all the hostages.
Sheppard returns the ship and her crew back to Atlantis. When they arrive they find:

A. The Wraith have taken over Atlantis
B. The Genii have taken over Atlantis
C. Atlantis has sunk to the bottom of the sea

Lokii
July 11th, 2006, 06:41 AM
C. Atlantis has sunk to the bottom of the sea

You get a radio message that tells you that McKay was experimenting with soem newly found equipment and sank Atlantis. He thinks he knows how to reverse what he did and bring Atlantis to the sruface.

Do you

A) Tell him to go a head
B) Ask Zelenka what he thinks
C) Tell them to forget it, you're calling Carter

TechnoWraith
July 11th, 2006, 09:19 AM
C.

It seems that Carter has extensive knowledge on raising sunken thinks. As you dial the gate to establish radio contact with earth, Rodney bursts into the room and:

A) Yells to stop everything
B) Threatens to sing Disney's "It's a small world" until he's allowed to raise atlantis
C) Eats a donut
D) Tells Sheppy there's water in his quarters
E) Locks out the gate dialing system and threatens to destroy atlantis unless he gets $500 dollars

gatebuster64
July 11th, 2006, 11:03 AM
B

his singing his horrible and drives everyone nuts. Do you:

A. let him raise Atlantis
B. duct tape his mouth shut
C. lock Rodney up in Mal's insane asylum

Lokii
July 11th, 2006, 11:41 AM
B. duct tape his mouth shut

The crowd that has gathered cheers. You tie McKay to a chair until he calms down. Do you

A Call Carter and tell her to go ahead with her plan
B Have Zelenka give it a shot
C Say the heck with it and do nothing, underwater is cool

gatebuster64
July 11th, 2006, 11:54 AM
c

the shield fails and Atllantis starts to flood. Do you:

A. go for a swim
B. shove Kavanaugh into the ocean so he dies of hypothermia
C. dial earth to get sam

Lokii
July 11th, 2006, 11:59 AM
Both B and C

Carter is able to raise Atlantis with minimal damage. Carter also saves Kavanagh. do you

A) Tell Carter thanks
B) Stun Kavanagh just because it feels right
C) Untie Rodney

gatebuster64
July 11th, 2006, 12:04 PM
B

Kavanaugh sues you. Do you:

A. prevent kavanaugh from dialing earth, suits are no use in pegasus
B. have Jack or Sheppard as your lawyer
C. stun him again

Lokii
July 11th, 2006, 12:09 PM
C

When Kavanagh comes to he starts ranting and raving

Do you

A) lock him in a sound proof rubber room
B) Send him to the Genii for a "vacation"
C) Stun him again
D) Ask Ronan to use him for hand to hand combat practice

gatebuster64
July 11th, 2006, 05:48 PM
C

what do you know, three shots from a wraith stunner also disintegrates. Do you celebrate kavanaugh's absence by:

A. shooting off fireworks
B. having a hoe down
C. playing an irish drinking game

Chelle DB
July 11th, 2006, 11:30 PM
C.

All the crew gather and start drinking Irish whisky and the like. As the drinking and celebrations continue no one is aware that Kavanaugh has returned to life...it seems the stunner was malfunctioning and Kavanaughs demise was only temporary.
Do you:

A. Get a proper working stunner and stun him again
B. Get him drunk on irish whisky
C. Toss him out the nearest window into the sea below!

Lokii
July 12th, 2006, 04:37 AM
B

He is too much fun to pick on so you can't kill him off. The party goes on for hours and people are feeling really good.

Do You

A) Call for body shots
B) Start a game of Strip Poker
C) Find some one to hook up with
D) Go to bed, you do have to work in the morning

Captain-Peregrine
July 12th, 2006, 08:28 AM
B

While playing Weir, Sheppard, and McKay join you. Do You...

A) sit next to Weir

B) sit next to McKay

C) sit next to Sheppard

D) decide you're not quite that drunk yet

Lokii
July 12th, 2006, 08:39 AM
A)

The game goes on and the game goes back and forth.

Do You

A) Scream Rodney's cheating!
B) Scream John's cheating!
C) Scream Elizabeth I am surprised you would cheat like that
D) work in the marked deck

Captain-Peregrine
July 12th, 2006, 11:37 AM
A

But it's okay because,

A) You'll get Rodney naked sooner or later
B) You really don't need to see Rodney naked
C) You're already naked and dancing drunk in the middle of the game

Chelle DB
July 13th, 2006, 04:09 AM
B.

Nobody really wants to see Rodney naked so Weir and Sheppard spike his drink. After a few minutes Rodney is pased out and the game continues.
Weir and Sheppard are nearly buck naked when an alarm sounds. There is an incoming wormhole and soon Atlantis is overun with:

A. Replicators
B. SGC personnel on a surprise inspection
C. Genii and Wraith fugitives seeking asylum

Lokii
July 13th, 2006, 04:48 AM
B

Thankfully you lock the door before they can see you. You get dressed.

Do You

A) try to act as sober as possible
B) Invite them to join the party
C) Request Cake and Blue Jello

Turboz
July 13th, 2006, 06:57 AM
B

The visitors make the most of the occassion and before long are drunk out of their skulls just as they are supposed to return to Earth.

Do you:
A) Send a message to earth and tell them the truth
B) Lie and say your under attack and that you can't spare the ZPM power
C) Send more invitations for others to join the fun!
D) Blame it on Rodney because on of his experiments meant everyone getting drunk

-T

gatebuster64
July 13th, 2006, 02:42 PM
D

there's an incoming wormhole and a prior comes through offering Atlantis to worship the ori in exchange for enlightenment. Do you:

A. accept the offer
B. shoot him
C. invite him to the party

Turboz
July 14th, 2006, 04:53 AM
C)

The Ori tries some Budweiser and shrieks Hallowed are the Ori - This is good.

Within seconds he is on his 4th bottle and extremely drunk.

Do You:
A) Take his walking stick/wand healer/weapon
B) Ask him to perform magic tricks
C) Throw him into a new incoming wormhole

Lokii
July 14th, 2006, 11:13 AM
A and C Combo

The prior makes an attempt to save his own life but half of his body gets disintegrated. After the gate disengages the lights start to flicker and a deep voice is heard moaning “hallowed are the Ori”

Do You:

a) freak out
b) Tell Mckay to knock it off, it’s not funny
c) Stun Kavanagh
d) Open a worm hole and disintegrate the rest of the priors body

Chelle DB
July 15th, 2006, 03:26 AM
A & B!!

Your initial reaction is to freak out but then you hear s******ing and realize it's only McKay. You tell him to knock it off but he continues to mimic an Ori.
Do you:

A. Zat him and shut him up
B. Send him to the Ori
C. Threaten to put him on a diet of bread and water...no more coffee..OMG!!

Lokii
July 17th, 2006, 07:21 AM
Threaten him with B, but go with C

You announce this punishment, to which rodney throws a temper tantrum. After a couple of hours Rodney is really whining a fakes a couple of fainting spells.

Do You.

A) Tell him if he keeps it up, the punishment will be extended a week
B) Tell him if he can beat Ronin in one on one combat, he can eat or drink what ever he wants
C) Ask him if he has learned his lesson yet
D) Stun him and throw him into the closet with Kavanagh

Chelle DB
July 18th, 2006, 04:57 AM
B.

As Rodney and Ronin step up to battle, Rodney takes one look at Ronins bulging biceps and promptly:

A. Faints...for real!
B. Runs away screaming like a girl
C. Claps his hands and says "oh goody"
D. Attempts to flee but in the process pushes Ronin out the way and knocks him out...therefore winning the battle!!

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 05:00 AM
A.. totally

Rodney faints and Ronin snickers. Kavanagh who was in the back laughs alittle too loudly. What happens next

A) Ronin grabs Kavanagh
B) Ronin takes Kavanagh's pad and tells everyone what he was doing
C) Ronin asks for a challenger

Chelle DB
July 20th, 2006, 04:25 AM
A.

Ronin grabs Kavanaugh and :

A. Plants a big honkin kiss on him...ewwwww!!!
B. Bops him in the nose...breaking it in three places...if that's possible
C. Kavanaugh shrieks like a girl and faints too!!

Lokii
July 20th, 2006, 04:56 AM
C. Kavanaugh shrieks like a girl and faints too!!

Do you

A) Shave half of his head and an eyebrow
B) Dye his hair bright pink
C) Change out the lenses in his glasses to regular glass

Chelle DB
July 26th, 2006, 05:36 AM
C. Kavanaugh shrieks like a girl and faints too!!

Do you

A) Shave half of his head and an eyebrow
B) Dye his hair bright pink
C) Change out the lenses in his glasses to regular glass
LOL!!!

A, B and C!!!

With half his hair gone and died pink, Kavanaugh wakes up thinking he has some brain damage coz he can't see too good and he has visions of bright pink spots and complains his head is cold on one side!!
Do you:

A. Recommend he see a shrink
B. Send him to Becketts office...the long way around!
C. Take photo's and make posters and banners and pin them up all around Atlantis
D. Tell him it's all in his imagination
E. Give him a mirror...then stand back...with camera in hand!!

Lokii
July 26th, 2006, 05:46 AM
B and D

While going to see Beckett, people point and laugh at him. He tries to run, but runs right into a wall.

Do You.

A) take pictures
B) Help him to see Beckett, camera in hand
C) Wait and see if anyone will help him.

Pharaoh Atem
July 26th, 2006, 06:02 AM
A take the picture

after you take the picture do you

A laugh at him
B sell the picture for money
C help him

Lokii
July 26th, 2006, 06:11 AM
C. You have a moment of weakness and help him up. You escort him to Beckett

Do You

A) Capture what happens next on film
B) Tell Beckett what really happened to Kavanagh
C) Tell him you found him like this

TechnoWraith
July 26th, 2006, 06:56 AM
C.

While Beckett examines Kavanaugh, you here beckett explain to Kavanaugh:

A) he is brain damaged by staring at his laptop screen too much while writing his complaints about Dr weir
B) he has a secret lover!
C) he has a terminal illness, and it would be better off if he was wraithed
D) maybe he shouldn't be wraithed, it would make the wraith sick

Chelle DB
July 28th, 2006, 05:32 AM
A. That would explain a lot!!

Kavanaugh wants a second opinion so they send him to see Rodney.
Rodney tells him:

A. "You're a certifiable whack job...of course you have brain damage!"
B. "Your degree of damage is minimal...why are you bothering me about this?"
C. "I recommend you go see Wraith Bob...immediatley"

Allestian
August 28th, 2006, 06:51 AM
A.

Kavanagh becomes furious at what McKay has said to him and charges at him in a murderous rage. Does McKay:

A. Hold up a mirror so Kavanagh can see what a mess he looks at the moment.
B. Dive out the way so Kavanagh goes crashing once again into a wall.
C. Scream for help before crouching on the floor so any pain that happens won't be as bad.
D. Get hit by the full brunt and is himself knocked into the wall.

(Please keep this thread going. Thanks.)

gatebuster64
September 3rd, 2006, 01:24 PM
A.

kavanaugh's shreak is so loud that

A. everyone now needs hearing aides
B. the wraith now know of Atlantis's location
C. the ascended get so annoyed they kill kav

jesserella
September 3rd, 2006, 02:04 PM
A
after everyone goes deaf do they

A) walk around shouting "what, i can't hear you" at each other
B) get mad and all attack kav
C) with their other senses sharpened realise there all telepathic

Allestian
October 5th, 2006, 01:35 PM
C.

Sheppard looks at Teyla and reads her mind. Is Teyla thinking:

A. Okay John is creeping me out with his weird look on his face.
B. Hmm...he's so hawt.
C. Is he looking at me or Kavanagh?

gatebuster64
October 5th, 2006, 02:09 PM
B

John and Teyla start to make out when all of a sudden

A. Hermiod confesses he's gay
B. John and Teyla get beamed up by a wraith dart
C. a toilet seat gets ejected from a bathroom, falls down and crushes Ronan

Enzo Aquarius
October 5th, 2006, 02:29 PM
C

Ronon is sent to the infirmary...

A. Beckett rushes over
B. Random generic doctor rushes over
C. He is ignored
D. Everybody rushes to save the toilet seat

gatebuster64
October 5th, 2006, 02:32 PM
D.

to everyones horror:

A. the toilet seat is broken
B. the toilet seat has blood all over it
C. the toilet seat has a wraith beacon on it
D. the toilet seat is made of replicator blocks

Enzo Aquarius
October 5th, 2006, 02:34 PM
B

The seat is taken to a lab where it is discovered that the blood is...

A. Ronon's
B. Ford's
C. A Wraith's
D. Ketchup

gatebuster64
October 5th, 2006, 02:43 PM
A. duh

atlantis sues Ronan for getting blood all over their toilet seat, the next thing that happens is:

A. Ronan goes insane after being unable to find a lawyer
B. Ronan dies from blood loss since he was crushed by the toilet seat
C. the suit turns to be only $20

Enzo Aquarius
October 5th, 2006, 02:49 PM
C

Weir must fork over $20, she gets it from...

A. The Atlantis Bank Vault
B. Under her bed
C. McKay's wallet
D. She grabs Sheppard and they escape in a Puddle Jumper

gatebuster64
October 5th, 2006, 02:52 PM
D.

the Daedalus beams up the jumper, do you:

A. beat Weir up for kidnapping John
B. ask John to take you on the jumper for a joyride
C. steal the jumper since you have the ata gene

Enzo Aquarius
October 5th, 2006, 03:01 PM
C.

Where would you like to go today?

A. Back to Atlantis
B. That planet with the downed Wraith ship at the far edge of the system
C. Earth

gatebuster64
October 5th, 2006, 03:23 PM
C
you start to get hungry, do you:

A. send an SOS
B. eat the dog in the rear compartment
C. sneak aboard the nearby hatak

Allestian
October 20th, 2006, 05:04 AM
To your...well not exactly surprise, the Wraith come and plan to cull Earth. Do you:

A. Play 'It's Chico time' to scare them off.
B. Try to prove to them that Earth is a figment of their imagination and that they are not Wraith but instead lumberjacks called Clive.
c. Tell them it's universal bikini day and that it might get quite hairy.

:D