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Pharaoh Atem
June 11th, 2006, 07:56 PM
attention everyone i have some good news we have discovered how to defeat the wraith we are going to send Kavanagh on a good will mission .......just don't tell him please that is all

Pharaoh Atem
June 11th, 2006, 08:00 PM
Wier: Attention we have just found out that Mckay has run out of coffee...please duck and cover! I repeat, DUCK AND COVER!

Allestian
June 12th, 2006, 12:55 AM
Weir: Doctor Beckett would like all of you to know that your thorough physical exams are to begin later on this afternoon...that is all.

:D

keshya
June 12th, 2006, 01:28 AM
Weir: Doctor Beckett would like all of you to know that your thorough physical exams are to begin later on this afternoon...that is all.

:D

will the following please report to the infirmary:
Dr. Rodney McKay, Lt. Colonel John Sheppard, ...

P-90_177
June 12th, 2006, 01:38 AM
Weir: Attention everyone-Doctor Kavanagh is back on the base.

keshya
June 12th, 2006, 01:40 AM
everyone: aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


weir: that little weasel!

Commander Ivanova
June 12th, 2006, 02:07 AM
"Ooh, Kavanaugh, that's so good ... a bit lower ... just there ... yes .. yes .."

Allestian
June 12th, 2006, 02:20 AM
Weir: Now that you've lowered yourself into the pit Kavanagh you can stay there for the whole of eternity...

Everyone: Yay!!!!!!!

:D

Lokii
June 12th, 2006, 03:51 AM
McKay: Kavanagh... you are my hero..... I don't care if the intercom is on, I want every one to know he is my hero.... Yes I feel perfectly fine.... No I don't want to lie down.... There is nothing wrong with me head... oh god I'm, bleeding..... THUD.......

Naonak
June 12th, 2006, 04:52 AM
Ronon: I love you baby, and if it's quite alright, I love you baby.....

Lokii
June 12th, 2006, 05:06 AM
This is Dr. Kavanagh, I have taken command of this expedition, since Dr. Weir is no where to be…….

: Sheppard: NO Ronin, DON”T SHOOT HIM…. It’s what we humans call a practical joke)

:::sounds of several blasts, a high pitched scream and a thud::::


:Ronin: What is a practical joke?

Pharaoh Atem
June 12th, 2006, 05:11 AM
This is Dr. Kavanagh, I have taken command of this expedition, since Dr. Weir is no where to be…….: Sheppard: NO Ronin, DON”T SHOOT HIM…. It’s what we humans call a practical joke)
:::sounds of several blasts, a high pitched scream and a thud::::
:Ronin: What is a practical joke?


:lol:

Allestian
June 12th, 2006, 05:35 AM
Sheppard: Hey everyone!!! We're having a lemon party down at the mess hall and we're above to play 'Fill McKay's Mouth With Lemons!!!'

:D

ejohnno
June 12th, 2006, 10:33 AM
The earthquake type movement you are experiencing at the moment is the shield failing and the wraith over head that most definatley means our extinction, that is all and have a nice day

Lokii
June 12th, 2006, 11:53 AM
Attention: Whoever hung Dr. Kavanagh by his underwear in the mens lockeroom, please report to Dr. Weir for your reward..... I mean reprimand....

keshya
June 12th, 2006, 12:26 PM
Attention: Whoever hung Dr. Kavanagh by his underwear in the mens lockeroom, please report to Dr. Weir for your reward..... I mean reprimand....

ROFL that's a good one!

will the owner of the white boxers with red hearts please come to the men's lockeroom to retrieve them... oh wait, there's a name inside. Dr. Kavanaugh, you forgot something!

:D

dancer_4_daniel
June 12th, 2006, 01:52 PM
McKay: Radek, you are the smartest man on this base...I love you.
Zelenka: *random screaming in Czech as he runs away*

aacid
June 12th, 2006, 07:18 PM
Rodney - Oh ****. Run, run. (as a high pitched whining increases in the background)

Pharaoh Atem
June 12th, 2006, 07:21 PM
:sheppard:Shepherd : Oh yeah, baby... oooohh yeah.... that's the way Daddy likes it..... ohhh yeah who's your daddy baby who's your ( you hear 6 differnt womens voices

mckay standing in the control room NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME THAT HE IS A KIRK !!!!!!!!!!!:mckay:

Captain-Peregrine
June 12th, 2006, 08:06 PM
Weir: a head's up to everyone--Rodney got a little drunk at the party last night and found my little yellow poke-a-dot bikini so if you all please return to your rooms until further--

*AHHHHH! MY EYES!*

Weir:...never mind.

Allestian
June 13th, 2006, 01:45 AM
McKay: Hey, we've something new down here...it's metallic...with some kind of weird spheres on it's sides...
Dalek: Exterminate!!!
McKay: Ahhh **** run! Run for your lives!

:P

dancer_4_daniel
June 13th, 2006, 04:01 AM
Rodney: I have no ******* clue...I defer to Radek on this one.
Zelenka: Kurva drat!
(translation: BLoody hell!)

Lokii
June 13th, 2006, 04:09 AM
Attention: Whoever used the daedlus's transporters to beam Dr. Kavanagh into the ocean while he was sleeping, please come to operations.

I just can't help picking on the man

dancer_4_daniel
June 13th, 2006, 04:21 AM
Weir: Whoever hung my silk nightie from the top of the tower is going to PAY...

Pharaoh Atem
June 13th, 2006, 05:01 AM
Attention: Whoever used the daedlus's transporters to beam Dr. Kavanagh into the ocean while he was sleeping, please come to operations.

I just can't help picking on the man

that's OK because in my sg1 intercom thread it's open season on DR lee

keshya
June 13th, 2006, 05:06 AM
it's becoming the bash on kavanaugh thread.

not that I mind. I really don't like that quy

hey, maybe someone should start a bash on kavanaugh thread. or is there one already? would that be pushing it a bit?

dancer_4_daniel
June 13th, 2006, 06:21 AM
Hmmm...interesting idea! I'd support that, lol!

Weir: Kavannaugh, if you ever "accidently" touch my butt EVER again, you won't have any privates...literally!

Allestian
June 13th, 2006, 01:13 PM
McKay: Kavanagh, if you ever "accidently" touch my butt EVER again, you'll find yourselves stuck on the kids planet forever!

:D

dancer_4_daniel
June 13th, 2006, 01:18 PM
Sheppard: Kavanaugh, if you ever "accidently" touch my butt EVER again, I will happily feed you to the first Wraith we come across!

Allestian
June 13th, 2006, 01:29 PM
RONON:...

Never mind, he's dead.

:P

dancer_4_daniel
June 13th, 2006, 02:23 PM
ROFL!

Teyla: Kavanaugh, if you even come NEAR me, you will understand why I have "sticks of doom"...

Pharaoh Atem
June 13th, 2006, 04:40 PM
it's becoming the bash on kavanaugh thread.

not that I mind. I really don't like that quy

hey, maybe someone should start a bash on kavanaugh thread. or is there one already? would that be pushing it a bit?

here you go (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?p=5400591#post5400591)

the anti kavanaugh thread.:D

keshya
June 13th, 2006, 11:21 PM
you're serious! ROFL :D

Cadman: Kavanaugh, if you ever touch my butt again, I'll send Carson to you with the big needles!

dancer_4_daniel
June 14th, 2006, 03:31 AM
Carson: Kavanaugh, if you ever touch my butt again I will dissect your body for science-nevermind if you're dead first or not!

Lokii
June 14th, 2006, 03:47 AM
Weir (Annoyed) Col Sheppard to operations... there are several women claiming to be your....girlfriend


(Backround) I told you he was Kirk.... I told you....

keshya
June 14th, 2006, 10:24 AM
sheppard: I don't know any of them, I swear. ... ok, maybe, that one... ooh, what was your name again? OUCH! why'd you hit me?

dancer_4_daniel
June 14th, 2006, 10:38 AM
Radek: What goes around comes around...

Otera
June 14th, 2006, 11:06 AM
Sheppard: I said across her nose not up it!!
_____

Shep: Who made that man a gunner?
Random guy from the ship: I did sir
shep: Who's he?
Beckett: He's an @$$hole, sir
Shep: I know that! what's his name?
Random Guy: Uh, Sir? Did you know the light's on?
Shep: What? oh, C***! (fumbling noises)
Mckay: How do you Turn this thing off?
Shep: I don't know, but you're explaining this to Weir. It was your idea to play out Spaceballs!!

dancer_4_daniel
June 14th, 2006, 12:21 PM
Sheppard: McKay, I swear if you tell me to "use the Schwartz" one more time, this yogurt is going where the sun don't shine!

Trek_Girl42
June 15th, 2006, 09:42 PM
Ah! Someone said something similar to mine, oh well:

Weir: Major Sheppard, it seems your.....fan club.....has come to see you.

Lokii
June 16th, 2006, 04:35 AM
The Saturday night movie Dr. Kavanagh Porn Star will start at 7pm.....

dancer_4_daniel
June 16th, 2006, 06:20 PM
Followed shortly thereafter by "Wraiths Gone Wild".

keshya
June 17th, 2006, 07:04 AM
The Saturday night movie Dr. Kavanagh Porn Star will start at 7pm.....

Everybody who doesn't want to be traumatised for life. I advice you to stay clear of the rec room while the movie is playing

gatebuster64
June 17th, 2006, 08:58 AM
Weir: We're starting a new gameshow called Let's Kill Cavanaugh. The first person to kill Cavanaugh in the most painfull way is rewarded with our entire stock of blue jello

dancer_4_daniel
June 17th, 2006, 06:16 PM
Runners up will recieve the body part of their choice to mutilate how they wish. Dr. Beckett, however, has called dibs on Kavanaugh's head since he needs a new soccer ball...

gatebuster64
June 17th, 2006, 06:23 PM
Elizabeth: there's a spinoff to Let's Kill Cavanaugh called Tongueless Rodney. The winner gets to keep Rodney's tongue as a trophie!
:mckayanime09::mckayanime07:

Linkinparkgundam
June 18th, 2006, 01:57 AM
Elizabeth: there's a spinoff to Let's Kill Cavanaugh called Tongueless Rodney. The winner gets to keep Rodney's tongue as a trophie!
:mckayanime09::mckayanime07:

Weir: Well folks, here is another spin-off from the famed producers of "Let's Kill Cavanaugh and Tongueless Rodney, its called The Sheppard Hunter. The winner gets to keep Sheppard as their slave! And the Bonus prize is: NO MORE KRIKING!

*Rodney laughs*

And Bonus prize in the Tongueless Rodney is...
LEMON CHICKEN!!

*Rodney screams*

Yes, that is right folks, who ever wins Tongueless Rodney, Let's Kill Cavanaugh, and The Sheppard Hunter get to feed Rodney Lemon Chicken, provided if he is still alive.
Good luck, and Happy Hunting!!!

gatebuster64
June 18th, 2006, 05:56 AM
Weir: Well folks, here is another spin-off from the famed producers of "Let's Kill Cavanaugh and Tongueless Rodney, its called The Sheppard Hunter. The winner gets to keep Sheppard as their slave! And the Bonus prize is: NO MORE KRIKING!

*Rodney laughs*

And Bonus prize in the Tongueless Rodney is...
LEMON CHICKEN!!

*Rodney screams*

Yes, that is right folks, who ever wins Tongueless Rodney, Let's Kill Cavanaugh, and The Sheppard Hunter get to feed Rodney Lemon Chicken, provided if he is still alive.
Good luck, and Happy Hunting!!!

LOL:):D:jack_new_anime18::jack_new_anime06::jack_new_anime07::valaanime06::hammo nd03::sheppardanime23::weiranime17:

:hammond06:Our great Texas is where Hamond came from

keshya
June 18th, 2006, 06:56 AM
not to be the party breaker here but don't you guys think that maybe we're pushing this a little bit too far.
hey, I hate cavanaugh as much as the next girl, but using his bodyparts as a prize for those who kill him the most painfully is maybe a tad too much.
I'm all for bashing on the character, but don't go too far.

dancer_4_daniel
June 18th, 2006, 06:40 PM
Hmmm...perhaps...

Skydiver
June 19th, 2006, 04:50 AM
Speaking as a person here, not as a mod, surely y'all can have some fun with the intercom without needing carving knives and body bags :)

Lokii
June 19th, 2006, 05:44 AM
I am all up for making fun of Kavanaugh, but if we kill him/dismember him, then we can't have fun with him anymore.

Remember it's all fun and games until some one gets fed to the Wraith. :)

keshya
June 19th, 2006, 11:33 AM
I got one without killing him!

Will all female personel please report the infirmary for your physicals.

moans throughout the city

The last one here will have the priviledge to take Dr. Cavanaugh to our anual ball

Everyone rushes to the Infirmary

gatebuster64
June 19th, 2006, 04:21 PM
Sheppard: to the person who took my pants will you please return them, no questions asked
Cavanaugh throws Sheppard's pants at Rodney

dancer_4_daniel
June 19th, 2006, 05:44 PM
Sheppard (to Rodney): Kavanaugh had them, didn't he?
McKay: How did you know?
SHeppard reached into the pocket and pulls out a hair scrunchie
McKay: Ewwwww....

OutThere
June 19th, 2006, 07:34 PM
Weir: Sheppard, please report to my office to explain just how Kavanaugh came to have your pants....

gatebuster64
June 20th, 2006, 03:46 PM
to the person who put lipstick on Cavanaugh while he was sleeping please report to Weir's office to claim your reward

Lokii
June 21st, 2006, 04:31 AM
Kavanagh: To those who have been playing jokes on me, you have no idea who you are messing with. I am so superior.....

::::: Transporter Flash :::::

A wraith Warrior appears and points to Kavanagh

Kavanagh: WRAITH.... (Screams like a school girl running down the hall)

The Wraith warrior removes his mask to reveal that it is Sheppard

Ronin: Sheppard, so that was another one of your practical jokes?

Sheppard: Are you kidding me? Did you see the look on his face?

Weir: If any one missed it, I had the whole thing taped

Ronin: Human humor, it is a difficult concept.

dancer_4_daniel
June 21st, 2006, 04:45 AM
Weir: Whoever blew up Kavanaugh's toilet come to my office so I can congradulate...I mean...yell at you.
Zelenka (to McKay): I have to go now.
McKay (as he goes): It's always the quiet ones....

gatebuster64
July 1st, 2006, 04:09 PM
Hermiod: this is to Rodney, I'm smarter than you! I'm smarter than you! Nah nah nah nah nah! Nah nah nah nah nah!

Trek_Girl42
July 1st, 2006, 04:19 PM
Dr. Mckay now has permanent command of the base.

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 1st, 2006, 05:43 PM
caldwell:whoever used the beam transporter to fuse the main spire of Atlantis to the daedalus will be beamed onto the sun.
*Mckay attempts to run away, but is beamed into the sun*

Sam fisher
July 1st, 2006, 06:50 PM
Kavanagh: To those who have been playing jokes on me, you have no idea who you are messing with. I am so superior.....

::::: Transporter Flash :::::

A wraith Warrior appears and points to Kavanagh

Kavanagh: WRAITH.... (Screams like a school girl running down the hall)

The Wraith warrior removes his mask to reveal that it is Sheppard

Ronin: Sheppard, so that was another one of your practical jokes?

Sheppard: Are you kidding me? Did you see the look on his face?

Weir: If any one missed it, I had the whole thing taped

Ronin: Human humor, it is a difficult concept.
Umm, shouldn't it be "earth humer"?

Sam fisher
July 2nd, 2006, 08:19 AM
Weir: Sheppard, please report to my office to explain just how Kavanaugh came to have your pants....
Well, I can't tell you, the only thing I remember is that things got a little out of hand at last night's party when McKay had a little too much bourbon and he got onto the table and started taking off his clothes.

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 2nd, 2006, 01:17 PM
Caldwell: ALERT, MCKAY AND HERMIOD HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED, ALL PEOPLE ON THE DAEDALUS ARE TO SHOOT THEM ON SIGHT, THAT GOES WITH ATLANTIS TOO!!!!!

dancer_4_daniel
July 3rd, 2006, 01:57 PM
Weir: If anyone sees Caldwell lurking down here with a shotgun, stun him please. Ever since he found Radek's psychadelic mushrooms, he's been seeing things...

Lilith
July 5th, 2006, 09:19 AM
Will the owner of the red puddle jumper please report to the Jumper Hanger? You're Jumper is docked in a no docking zone and will be towed.

Morgania
July 5th, 2006, 09:29 AM
Will the owner of the red puddle jumper please report to the Jumper Hanger? You're Jumper is docked in a no docking zone and will be towed.

Sheppard: It comes in red? I'm getting one!

OutThere
July 5th, 2006, 09:33 AM
"Hey, Dr. Lee, I hear your holding a pool about when these idiots will realize they're all stuck in one big simulation! Anyway, I want to get in on it-- oops, sorry, I think I just leaned on a few buttons--uh oh, did I turn the intercom on?"

mentalmichael
July 5th, 2006, 12:49 PM
Mckay: "Oh****oh****oh**** this time I'm really going to die"

(nicked from Terry Pratchett)

dancer_4_daniel
July 5th, 2006, 02:20 PM
Zelenka: So THAT'S where my mushrooms went!

2ndgenerationalteran
July 6th, 2006, 01:21 PM
weve ran out of all other foods in our food pantry evcept orange chicken.

Mcay: *cries*

Lilith
July 6th, 2006, 01:24 PM
Weir: Will the person or persons responsible for superglueing Kavanaugh to the outside of the control spire please report to my office. You forgot to give him a wedgie

2ndgenerationalteran
July 6th, 2006, 01:31 PM
torture of the kavanaugh by means of putting them in front of the kawoosh will start in 30 seconds. all people not in attendance within the given time will not be permited to watch.

President Borusa
July 6th, 2006, 02:32 PM
Tonight's special in the mess hall: wraith burgers. Get them while they're hot!

Oranos
July 6th, 2006, 02:47 PM
McKay: "Crap!"
Hermiod: *looks up at Rodney* "What is it?"
McKay: "Just the entire Wraith armada bearing down on Atlantis..."
Hermiod: "Crap indeed."

jazz!
July 6th, 2006, 03:57 PM
Due to overdue construction payments and maintenance costs - Atlantis is being decommissioned and sold to Universal Studios Florida; Everyone to the mainland *sigh*

>>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<<

We're sinking!

>>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<<

Weir: Atlantis has stopped moving!
*Ronan gets out and pushes*
Weir: Never mind!

>>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<<

Chuck: Pirates?
Weir: Pirates :confused ?
Chuck, Weir, Rodney: PIRATES!

Oooarrrrr :o

Seeker_Scout
July 6th, 2006, 06:25 PM
Weir: Due to a problem concerning the MALPs, we will now be using the first ever 'Human' MALP. Testing will start with Kavanaugh. Once his services are no longer required, we will begin a Lotto for the next vict - eh - human MALP. Service is mandatory.

full.infinity
July 6th, 2006, 07:56 PM
Weir: I'm sorry to say that our ZPM has just run out.

2ndgenerationalteran
July 6th, 2006, 08:58 PM
Wier: SHEPHERD AND RONON TO THE WEST PIER! ONIELL HAS CAUGHT A BIG... WHALE

Atlantis1
July 6th, 2006, 09:48 PM
Cook:Until the Daedalus arrives we are stuck with Irratus bug stew.

Syera
July 7th, 2006, 05:20 PM
"Bad news, people - we've sprung a leak. Doctor McKay's come up with a way to patch the city, but it'll require every piece of elastic we have on base - hair bands, underwear - we need it all, people!"

Lilith
July 7th, 2006, 05:24 PM
Will the person who superglued all the laptop computers in the science lab closed please report to the control tower. Colonel Sheppard would like to congradulate you.

Atlantis1
July 7th, 2006, 05:30 PM
"Kavanaugh is returning to Atlantis"

Syera
July 7th, 2006, 05:31 PM
"The beatings will continue until morale improves!"

Trek_Girl42
July 7th, 2006, 05:33 PM
"Major Sheppard, your conduct report of on-duty activities will be delivered to you later today."

Syera
July 7th, 2006, 05:39 PM
"Passes will now be required to use the transporters. Please report to Dr. Weir's office about getting a pass."

dancer_4_daniel
July 7th, 2006, 06:38 PM
Weir: Attention everyone...it has come to my attention that someone has been selling bootleg copies of "Wraiths Gone Wild". Either give me a free one or tell me where I can get one!!!!!

Syera
July 7th, 2006, 06:50 PM
"Attention, lowly humans. This is Q, and I will be taking control of Atlantis for the next... however long I decide."

2ndgenerationalteran
July 7th, 2006, 08:55 PM
Wier: due to 10,000 year old clogs in the sewer system, all ancient "facilites" are now no longer opperational. and mcay hasnt found the location of the clog or what the ancient sewer line looks like. no going on the streats and constructive beatings are now in place.

gatebuster64
July 9th, 2006, 10:49 PM
Weir: To whoever fed Cavanaugh to the Wraith you are in serious trouble...there's now a big mess in the hallway and I'm not cleaning it up!

Lokii
July 10th, 2006, 04:42 AM
Weir: (Wavering Voice) whoever stunned Kavanaugh, dressed him up in a school girl outfit and tied up to the south peir, please report to me.

(Multiple people explode with laughter)

Sheppard: The pictures should be ready in about 20 minutes

Weir: I can’t wait….. is the intercom still…. Abrupt silence……

Syera
July 10th, 2006, 05:53 AM
(Tribble-type sounds.)

Syera
July 11th, 2006, 07:18 PM
This. (http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20010331.html)

2ndgenerationalteran
July 11th, 2006, 08:43 PM
Mcay: is..is....is that a battle star?
shep: that looks like a milenium falcon...
dex: ....

Atlantis1
July 11th, 2006, 10:22 PM
Kavanaugh is on the loose. Everybody lock your doors!!!

Lilith
July 12th, 2006, 09:43 AM
Weir: What happen?
Shep: Somebody set up us the bomb.
McKay: We get signal.
Weir: What !
McKay: Main screen turn on.
Weir: It's You !!
Wraith: How are you gentlemen !!
Wraith: All your base are belong to us.
Wraith: You are on the way to destruction.
Weir: What you say !!
Wraith: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Wraith: HA HA HA HA ....
Weir: Take off every 'zig' !!
Weir: You know what you doing.
Weir: Move 'zig'.
Weir: For great justice.

:p i luv that flash

full.infinity
July 12th, 2006, 09:59 AM
Weir: What happen?
Shep: Somebody set up us the bomb.
McKay: We get signal.
Weir: What !
McKay: Main screen turn on.
Weir: It's You !!
Wraith: How are you gentlemen !!
Wraith: All your base are belong to us.
Wraith: You are on the way to destruction.
Weir: What you say !!
Wraith: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Wraith: HA HA HA HA ....
Weir: Take off every 'zig' !!
Weir: You know what you doing.
Weir: Move 'zig'.
Weir: For great justice.

:p i luv that flash
Yes, that is awesome. Except it really should be "Take off every 'puddle jumper'!!" and "Move 'puddle jumper'." :P

dancer_4_daniel
July 12th, 2006, 10:16 AM
McKay: Whoever washed my boxers in lemon scented laundry detergent is going to DIE!!!!!!

Syera
July 12th, 2006, 10:58 AM
"I'm sorry, men, but we are out of food."

Trek_Girl42
July 12th, 2006, 11:00 AM
Weir: There is a Wraith intruder on the base and he has stolen all the coffee! :weir:

dancer_4_daniel
July 12th, 2006, 11:29 AM
Sheppard: Who ordered all this lemon coffee?!?
McKay: ZELENKA!
Zelenka (to Weir):Can I hide under your desk?

Syera
July 12th, 2006, 11:46 AM
Eeew... lemon coffee... http://www.springhole.net/smileys/sick.gif

"We're going to have to take in a refugee troupe of circus performers for the next two months. Sorry for the inconvenience."

dancer_4_daniel
July 12th, 2006, 02:49 PM
Weir: Radek, what are you doing down there?
Sheppard: I SO do not want to hear the answer to that...

Syera
July 13th, 2006, 06:16 AM
This! (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18283)

dancer_4_daniel
July 13th, 2006, 11:48 AM
Weir: When I find the person responsible for putting itching powder in my underwear, the story of Prometheus is going to look like NOTHING...

Syera
July 13th, 2006, 01:53 PM
"New regulations (snicker) require that anyone who (giggle) doesn't qualify for Mensa (guffaw) must be relocated off Atlantis." (Maniacal laughter.)

Elles
July 13th, 2006, 04:00 PM
Sheppard: I wish I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

dancer_4_daniel
July 13th, 2006, 07:41 PM
Sheppard (singing): "Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea..."

Andrew Joshua Talon
July 13th, 2006, 07:47 PM
John: Elizabeth, give me back my pants!

Elizabeth: NEVER!

dancer_4_daniel
July 13th, 2006, 07:50 PM
John: Come on, strip poker is over, now GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!!!!!
Elizabeth: You have to WIN them back, flyboy!

Syera
July 13th, 2006, 09:15 PM
"Attention, this is the laundry man and I am confiscating EVERYONE'S pants."

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 13th, 2006, 09:55 PM
McKay: Ronon, I want you to marry me, can you make a commitment to do so. It's ages since I wore my miniskirt. Plus I can bear children because I used an Ancient DNA resequencer.

Weir: will the owner of this wedding dress please come...Oh McKay please get your wedding dress.

Shepherd: McKay has just had sex with Ronon, everybody get to your quarters. Daedalus, prepare to beam Rodney and Ronon into space now, this an emergency.

Teyla:McKay, Ronon, please base jump off the central spire of Atlantis, that is Dr. Weir's order.

alot of McKay/Ronon bashing, this is funny!

Lokii
July 14th, 2006, 05:22 AM
Attention: The male/female mud wrestling contest will begin in 15 minutes...

Syera
July 14th, 2006, 05:39 AM
They have mud? :D

"Attention - the comm systems are going down. Messages will have to be relayed via handwritten notes."

Lokii
July 14th, 2006, 05:43 AM
They have mud? :D

"Attention - the comm systems are going down. Messages will have to be relayed via handwritten notes."

Yup imported just for the event

Trek_Girl42
July 14th, 2006, 10:19 AM
They have mud? :D

"Attention - the comm systems are going down. Messages will have to be relayed via handwritten notes."
paper planes

penguininablender
July 14th, 2006, 04:44 PM
paper planes
lol, yelling really loudly

2ndgenerationalteran
July 15th, 2006, 01:45 AM
wier: it turns out the wraith are alergic to hair spray, found out by sheperd. but it requires alot of it. or it could be the floral scenting...

shep: hey, i dont use that much, and its not floral!

while back on earth.

Major Hair Spray companies: why do the military want 100,000 bottles of maximum stregnth floral scented hair spray?

Syera
July 15th, 2006, 06:17 AM
"Oh, fruddled gruntbuggly!"

Trek_Girl42
July 15th, 2006, 09:41 AM
wier: it turns out the wraith are alergic to hair spray, found out by sheperd. but it requires alot of it. or it could be the floral scenting...

shep: hey, i dont use that much, and its not floral!

while back on earth.

Major Hair Spray companies: why do the military want 100,000 bottles of maximum stregnth floral scented hair spray?

:lol:

Syera
July 15th, 2006, 09:47 AM
"All right, guys, I'm getting sick of the paper-cuts. Starting tomorrow, all messages MUST be telepathic."

Morgania
July 15th, 2006, 10:22 AM
Sheppard: I've got a jar of dirt, I've a jar of dirt. Guess what's inside! That is all.


(Sorry, pirates made me to it).

Syera
July 15th, 2006, 10:45 AM
"GROG grog grog grog GROG GROG GROG!"

penguininablender
July 15th, 2006, 02:03 PM
Sheppard: I've got a jar of dirt, I've a jar of dirt. Guess what's inside! That is all.


(Sorry, pirates made me to it).
teehee.:)

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 15th, 2006, 10:06 PM
Weir: All right, everybody, time for Stargate SG1.

2ndgenerationalteran
July 16th, 2006, 01:53 AM
Mcay: we know the wraith are telepathic, and because we know that we know that they cant look at rabits, and from there i can deduce that there are rabits in the walls ive the hive ships if we can blow torch the walls and let the rabid rabbits out then we can take out a hive ship while they arent looking!
Shep: hes lost it....
ronon:whats a rabit?

Syera
July 16th, 2006, 08:05 AM
"Swim swim hungry..." *BURP*

dancer_4_daniel
July 16th, 2006, 06:30 PM
Weir: Where's Kavanaugh?

Syera
July 16th, 2006, 06:40 PM
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves... I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes something like thiiiiiiiiis..."

2ndgenerationalteran
July 18th, 2006, 02:48 AM
wow, i just put something like that up on the sgc intercom. great minds must think alike :)

Shep: Mcay hit his head, well not so much Mcay hit his head more like Ronon hit his head. but thats not the problem, he seems to only be able to speak in klingon now...
Ronon: but i still understand him

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 07:14 AM
Whoever was responsible for throwing the water balloons that soaked the Dr. Weir, you will be found out!

Syera
July 18th, 2006, 07:16 AM
That would be you, wouldn't it, Lokii? :P

"Prom night is next week and the theme is... Enchantment Under the Sea."

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 07:23 AM
That would be you, wouldn't it, Lokii? :P

"Prom night is next week and the theme is... Enchantment Under the Sea."


::::Looking innocent::::: Not me, I am being good at this particular moment.

Syera
July 18th, 2006, 07:26 AM
At this particular moment, sure... :P

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 07:32 AM
hehehehe

Syera
July 18th, 2006, 07:34 AM
Come to think of it, I wouldn't want to hear you laughing over the intercom. :P

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 07:36 AM
A disembodied voice laughing could be a little eerie

Syera
July 18th, 2006, 07:41 AM
This is the INTERCOM. They're always disembodied! :D

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 07:48 AM
This is the INTERCOM. They're always disembodied! :D

::::: SPLASH :::::

Syera
July 18th, 2006, 07:50 AM
You do realize I still have that spoon with me? :P

I wouldn't want to hear this over the intercom...

"Oh, fruddled gruntbuggly!"

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 07:53 AM
You'd have to find then catch me first. :p :p :p :p :p I won't make it easy since I have to protect myself

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 07:56 AM
Oh yeah back on topic I would not want to hear

1...2...Wraith are coming for you
3...4... Better lock your door
5...6...Grab you're Crucifix
7...8...Better stay up late
9...10... You're Dead

Syera
July 18th, 2006, 07:59 AM
You'd have to find then catch me first. :p :p :p :p :p I won't make it easy since I have to protect myself
Remember... if I stuff this spoon into my stunner, it'll propel the spoon with potentially dangerous force toward your person, so not only will you be stunned, but you'll also be spooned. :P

"As sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 08:15 AM
Remember... if I stuff this spoon into my stunner, it'll propel the spoon with potentially dangerous force toward your person, so not only will you be stunned, but you'll also be spooned. :P

"As sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."

Hmmmm... nope no snappy comeback to that one...

Syera
July 18th, 2006, 08:28 AM
"This week is Russian Awareness Week, and in honor of Russian Awareness Week a Russian general will be running the SGC. Thank you for your cooperation."

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 08:41 AM
We're sorry to have report the demise of your American Idol Taylor Hicks. He was doing a concert on the last world the Wraith culled.

(I HATE THE FORD COMMERCIAL WITH HIM IN IT THAT IS ON EVERY 10 MINUTES)

penguininablender
July 18th, 2006, 08:57 AM
We're sorry to have report the demise of your American Idol Taylor Hicks. He was doing a concert on the last world the Wraith culled.

(I HATE THE FORD COMMERCIAL WITH HIM IN IT THAT IS ON EVERY 10 MINUTES)
we believe the life was sucked out of him by a wraith named paula abdul:)

Syera
July 18th, 2006, 08:58 AM
"Remember, Kellogg's Froot Loops is part of a complete breakfast."

Lokii
July 18th, 2006, 08:59 AM
"Give a hoot, don't pollute"

Syera
July 18th, 2006, 09:11 AM
"Give a hoot, don't pollute"
(Followed by hooting sounds from Atlantis's population.)

Lilith
July 18th, 2006, 11:17 AM
Shep: This song is dedicated to Elisabeth Weir. Luv Ya Lizzie!!!! (Buck Cherry's Crazy B*tch starts)

Trek_Girl42
July 18th, 2006, 01:07 PM
This is a video intercom feed.

Shot of three bathroom stalls, and three guys repeating trips each day.

"Meet the regulars, John, Rodney, Carson. John, Rodney, Carson. Get metamucil, and get regular!"

dancer_4_daniel
July 18th, 2006, 01:15 PM
Weir: Whoever put lemon scented air freshener in Rodney's room, you can have my dessert for a month!

penguininablender
July 18th, 2006, 04:00 PM
This is a video intercom feed.

Shot of three bathroom stalls, and three guys repeating trips each day.

"Meet the regulars, John, Rodney, Carson. John, Rodney, Carson. Get metamucil, and get regular!"
that commercial makes me laugh:)

Trek_Girl42
July 18th, 2006, 04:03 PM
that commercial makes me laugh:)
Especially when it's metamucil, pepto bismol, and maalox commercials run all in a row back to back.....:jack_new_anime06:

penguininablender
July 18th, 2006, 04:05 PM
Especially when it's metamucil, pepto bismol, and maalox commercials run all in a row back to back.....:jack_new_anime06:
yeah, that is always funny

:hammond: (talking on phone) So I put the ointment on twice a day?
walter: Sir, the intercom is on
:hammond: aww....crap!

dancer_4_daniel
July 18th, 2006, 06:02 PM
Jack: Just what do you hear, Walter?
Walter: If I tell you, I might have to kill you...

penguininablender
July 18th, 2006, 06:06 PM
Jack: Just what do you hear, Walter?
Walter: If I tell you, I might have to kill you...
:ronan: Does anyone have a hair scrunchie?
:sheppard: no man, but I think I have a bobby pin

dancer_4_daniel
July 18th, 2006, 06:10 PM
Rodney: Okay, the person who took my Shea Butter lotion is SO dead!

penguininablender
July 18th, 2006, 06:12 PM
Rodney: Okay, the person who took my Shea Butter lotion is SO dead!
teehee

:ronan: Sheppard, did you take my leave in conditioner?

dancer_4_daniel
July 18th, 2006, 06:17 PM
:sheppard: No...I think that was Zelenka. He was complaining about his split ends...

Elles
July 18th, 2006, 06:31 PM
Weir: Your attention please. Sheppard would like to sing a song over the intercom for Interstellar Munchkin Athosian Awareness week.
Sheppard: I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, that is what I'd truly like to be! For if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner, everyone would be in love with me!

penguininablender
July 18th, 2006, 07:12 PM
:sheppard: No...I think that was Zelenka. He was complaining about his split ends...
Rodney: *in sinister voice* If they only knew I have taken all the conditioner! Haha. No more "shep has the greatest hair" now it shall be rodney with the greatest hair....muahaha
Weir: Rodney, you're on the intercom
Rodney: Blast it!

dancer_4_daniel
July 19th, 2006, 11:33 AM
:zelenka: Besides Rodney, you'd need thickening cream to have the best hair...yours is too fine.
:mckay: Blast!

Lokii
July 19th, 2006, 11:34 AM
Dr. Kavanagh ..... your super model date is waiting for you in CIC

penguininablender
July 19th, 2006, 12:09 PM
:zelenka: Besides Rodney, you'd need thickening cream to have the best hair...yours is too fine.
:mckay: Blast!
:ronan: whoever stole my thickening cream had better hope I dont find him!
:mckay: :D

gatebuster64
July 19th, 2006, 01:05 PM
Weir: i've got some good news Rodney. The Wraith are going to eat us all
Rodney: i thought you said you had good news:
Weir: i do, i saved a bunch of money on my car insurence by switching to Geico

dancer_4_daniel
July 19th, 2006, 02:25 PM
:zelenka: I'm not saying I know who...*gestures frantically at Rodney*

Elles
July 19th, 2006, 07:16 PM
Sheppard: Elizabeth, I heard about all the stealing of hair accesories, so I thought I'd call in Sexual Harassment Panda.
Weir: How's that going to help us?
Sheppard: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because... the less sexual harassment there is in the work place the happier we'll all be.
Weir: ... ... ... No John, do not call in *the intercom kicks in*Sex*the intercom turns off*ual Harassment Panda.

gatebuster64
July 19th, 2006, 07:33 PM
happy birthday to you. happy birthday to you. happy birthday dear michael the Wraith. happy birthday to you

Lilith
July 19th, 2006, 08:46 PM
Sheppard: Elizabeth, I heard about all the stealing of hair accesories, so I thought I'd call in Sexual Harassment Panda.
Weir: How's that going to help us?
Sheppard: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because... the less sexual harassment there is in the work place the happier we'll all be.
Weir: ... ... ... No John, do not call in *the intercom kicks in*Sex*the intercom turns off*ual Harassment Panda.:lol:

random voice: free sexual harassment awareness pamplets in the commisary

what's heard on the intercom: free sex.... .... in the comissary

Syera
July 19th, 2006, 09:34 PM
"Whoever replaced the screensaver with Sailor Moon henshin sequences... har har. You are in SO much trouble."

Atlantis1
July 19th, 2006, 10:49 PM
Until further notice coffee has been banned from Atlantis. Earth refuses to send more until the price comes down...

2ndgenerationalteran
July 20th, 2006, 12:48 AM
zelenka: mcay's porn had a virus that crashed the ancient data base. :S

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 20th, 2006, 05:11 AM
McKay: Ronon, lets have free sex in the commisary.
Novak: Caldwell and I are getting married and as of now, McKay, Ronon, and Kavanagh are to be flogged for 18 hours straight using ancient flogging technology. It will be shown on in the East Pier.
Hermiod: I do not have an ass, but if someone will give me their ass, I will gladly stop singing the Barney theme.
Weir: whoever, has been spreading dirty pictures of me will be hunted down, tortured and hung.
Sheppard: McKay, why are you walking around in Dr. Weir's panties?
Mckay: I HAVE JUST REPLACED ALL THE ANCIENT DATA WITH GAY PORN MOVIES OF MYSELF AND RONON!!!

dancer_4_daniel
July 20th, 2006, 03:03 PM
:mckay: My porn does NOT have a virus! I scanned it myself! Ronon, did you download that kinky Satedan crap again?!?

Lilith
July 20th, 2006, 09:14 PM
random cow: Moo!!!
Elisabeth: Why is there a cow in my office?
random cow: Moo?

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 20th, 2006, 09:14 PM
Sheppard: Lorne, Caldwell, Zelenka, and any other straight men come here, I found porno created by the Ancients.
All the straight men in Atlantis: YAY!!!!!!!!!

McKay: On the hole, Preparation H feels good.
Ronon: You are so right, Preparation H does feel good...On the hole.
McKay: Did you want some chocolate ice cream?
Ronon: Yes, I would like some chocolate ass cream.

Weir: On Saturday, everyone is going to walk around nude for the hole day.

penguininablender
July 21st, 2006, 04:58 AM
random cow: Moo!!!
Elisabeth: Why is there a cow in my office?
random cow: Moo?
I read this while drinking cofee at work and am glad nobody else was in the room to see me laugh this hard. HAHA!!!so funny

BruTak
July 21st, 2006, 06:41 AM
Attention all personnel - the source of the high pitched whining noise you've been complaining about has now been discovered. Dr. McKay accidentally shot himself in the groin with a Wraith stun-gun.:cameron:

penguininablender
July 21st, 2006, 06:44 AM
Attention all personnel - the source of the high pitched whining noise you've been complaining about has now been discovered. Dr. McKay accidentally shot himself in the groin with a Wraith stun-gun.:cameron:

lol
I'm sorry, RONAN shot him in the groin...that is all, back to work people

BruTak
July 21st, 2006, 06:56 AM
Attention all personnel - Dr. Beckett's supply of Irn Bru has just run out. A short memorial service will be held at 1900hrs in the messhall.

penguininablender
July 21st, 2006, 07:56 AM
Attention all personnel - Dr. Beckett's supply of Irn Bru has just run out. A short memorial service will be held at 1900hrs in the messhall.
sorry, this may seem like a dumb question...but what's Irn Bru?

Missster.Freeman
July 21st, 2006, 08:15 AM
sorry, this may seem like a dumb question...but what's Irn Bru?
It's Scotland's 'other' national drink, whiskey bein' the main drink, y'see. ;)

Barr's Irn-Bru (http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/home.html) - It's Phenomenal :cool:


Beckett: "Whatdaya mean? Irn-Bru doesn't look and taste like urine!"

penguininablender
July 21st, 2006, 08:22 AM
It's Scotland's 'other' national drink, whiskey bein' the main drink, y'see. ;)

Barr's Irn-Bru (http://www.irn-bru.co.uk/home.html) - It's Phenomenal :cool:


Beckett: "Whatdaya mean? Irn-Bru doesn't look and taste like urine!"
why thank you, I now know:)

:hammond: I heard someone was in need of alcohol, so I came from the SGC to bring you some Jack Daniels. ( it is after all also the National drink in Texas...because it is basically a country of its own;) )

Lokii
July 21st, 2006, 08:54 AM
Attention: As per the IOC, Agent Woolsey in now in command. All decisions will be run by him to insure they are approved by the IOC.

BruTak
July 24th, 2006, 05:29 AM
Attention Ronon Dex, there's a Tyr Anazasi here to see you. He says he want his wig back...

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 06:13 AM
Attention Ronon Dex, there's a Tyr Anazasi here to see you. He says he want his wig back...
lol, or even better

Bob marley called, he wants his hair back.

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 06:31 AM
Sheppard: Dr. McKay please respond

McKay: Red Alert! Raise the shields and arms weapons

Sheppard: RODNEY!!!

McKay: Yes mister Spock what is it?

Sheppard: Mister Spock…. RODNEY WAKE UP!!!!

McKay: Umm ah yes Col Sheppard…

Sheppard: Having your Kirk dreams again?

McKay: I have no idea what you are talking about

Sheppard: McKay, you fell asleep on the intercom button and you, well you talk in your sleep….

McKay: I do not talk in my sleep

Sheppard: Want to hear the tape?

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 07:44 AM
"As of this week we'll be having Casual Friday... oh, wait, we didn't bring any casual clothes, did we?"

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 08:30 AM
"As of this week we'll be having Casual Friday... oh, wait, we didn't bring any casual clothes, did we?"
LOL

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 10:29 AM
"As of this week we'll be having Casual Friday... oh, wait, we didn't bring any casual clothes, did we?"
Caldwell: Not to worry!! the Deadalus now has a mini-mall on deck five... We carry all sizes and styles!!

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 10:32 AM
Caldwell: Not to worry!! the Deadalus now has a mini-mall on deck five... We carry all sizes and styles!!
Pardon our dust, we are adding a food court for your convenience:)

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 10:34 AM
"It's come to our attention that the laundry soap contains an irritant. Please discontinue wearing all clothing washed after last Monday, especially undergarments."

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 10:36 AM
"It's come to our attention that the laundry soap contains an irritant. Please discontinue wearing all clothing washed after last Monday, especially undergarments."
Weir: RODNEY!!!! GET YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!

Trek_Girl42
July 24th, 2006, 10:41 AM
Weir: RODNEY!!!! GET YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!
*other women on the base steal mic from Wier* "Dr Mckay, please belay that order."

Lokii
July 24th, 2006, 10:54 AM
*other women on the base steal mic from Wier* "Dr Mckay, please belay that order."

What comes to mind would proably get me into trouble

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 10:55 AM
"Until everyone's clothing is washed again, we'll have to wear our bedsheets as togas."

gatebuster64
July 24th, 2006, 11:02 AM
the IOA has designated Atlantis to be a nudist amusement park

Trek_Girl42
July 24th, 2006, 11:10 AM
the IOA has designated Atlantis to be a nudist amusement park
In order to raise funds to keep the SGC going.

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 12:48 PM
In order to raise funds to keep the SGC going.
the following SGA men will be asked to participate. Ronan, sheppard, Beckett...and Michael.

Trek_Girl42
July 24th, 2006, 12:51 PM
the following SGA men will be asked to participate. Ronan, sheppard, Beckett...and Michael.
....."Don't be shy, you're country/planet needs you."

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 12:54 PM
....."Don't be shy, you're country/planet needs you."
:teyla: :weir: cadman: We need you;)

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 01:01 PM
"This week, the only food available in the commissary will be baked beans."

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 01:08 PM
....."Don't be shy, you're country/planet needs you."Ronan: Exactly how do we fit into this?
Michael: I have no idea... O.o

Trek_Girl42
July 24th, 2006, 04:46 PM
Ronan: Exactly how do we fit into this?
Michael: I have no idea... O.o
Didn't you know? You've been granted special American citizenship! *Ronan and Michael run away very fast*

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 05:03 PM
Didn't you know? You've been granted special American citizenship! *Ronan and Michael run away very fast*
they're sending you to Texas.
:ronan: Michael: well, in that case...
:ronan: after all, texas is almost a country unto itself:)

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 05:08 PM
they're sending you to Texas.
:ronan: Michael: well, in that case...
:ronan: after all, texas is almost a country unto itself:)*snort* roflmao!!

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 24th, 2006, 06:00 PM
Caldwell: The next movie we are going to watch is Star Trek: Nemisis and after that, Star Trek: First Contact followed by the other 2 movies involving Enterprise's D and E; Insurrection and Generations. (I would like to here that).

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 06:08 PM
*snort* roflmao!!
hey!Was that sarcastic?:(

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:11 PM
hey!Was that sarcastic?:(no... i snorted while trying not to laugh before i succummed to a fit of giggles and lmao while on the floor b/c the chair was uncomfortable :p

Syera
July 24th, 2006, 06:16 PM
"We're going to be having seafood for dinner for the next month."

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 06:20 PM
no... i snorted while trying not to laugh before i succummed to a fit of giggles and lmao while on the floor b/c the chair was uncomfortable :p
still not nice...but if you came to texas, I would still be nice to you because i'm cool like that:p

Lilith
July 24th, 2006, 06:26 PM
still not nice...but if you came to texas, I would still be nice to you because i'm cool like that:psorry... it was a compliment really! and i really do need to visit texas one of these days.... i have too many friends in the lone star state :p

penguininablender
July 24th, 2006, 06:30 PM
sorry... it was a compliment really! and i really do need to visit texas one of these days.... i have too many friends in the lone star state :p
Then take your friends to South Padre Island. Nice little beach with some good hotels, food, entertianment and stuff. (and it is a lot cheaper than Dallas or Fort worth;) )

Weir: Due to Rodney's messing with the TV's, we will be stuck watching "the Mckay family home videos" . Being so , Dr. Heightmeyer has requested no more Walk ins as she is very, very busy

Daryl Froggy
July 24th, 2006, 07:21 PM
It turns out that the Ancients liked the Wraith more than us so Atlantis is about to exterminate everyone on base, have a nice day.

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 24th, 2006, 09:08 PM
Weir: Here is my fave Star Trek music video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff_PMoAHwHs&search=Star%20Trek%3A%20Cosmic%20Castaway

gatebuster64
July 25th, 2006, 12:40 PM
Wraith queen: i'll give you five bucks if you tell me the location of Earth,
Rodney: no way!
Wraith queen: and a lap dance
Rodney: Deal

Col. Shadow Quinn
July 25th, 2006, 06:26 PM
:mckay: I lost my genetalia in an unfortunate smelting accident.
:sheppard: McKay here's a lemon.* McKay eats the lemon and falls into the Kawoosh*
:sheppard: Zelenka, you are now chief of the science department of Atlantis.
:zelenka25: Great, now I don't have to be overridden by McKay anymore.

Pharaoh Atem
July 25th, 2006, 07:22 PM
Wraith queen: i'll give you five bucks if you tell me the location of Earth,
Rodney: no way!
Wraith queen: and a lap dance
Rodney: Deal
:lol:

Elles
July 25th, 2006, 08:59 PM
McKay: Lt. Colonel Sheppard, Chaya is here to see you.
Weir: Lt. Ford, please bring my Super Soaker to the gate room.
*five minutes later*
Sheppard: Chaya, my love! What is wrong?
Chaya: My dress... it is... wet.
Sheppard: No! Cruel world, why?
Weir: *snicker*

dancer_4_daniel
July 26th, 2006, 10:29 AM
:zelenka: I'm going to tell Sheppard what you did, Dr. Weir...
:weir: If you don't you'll get a repeat of last Thursday night...
:zelenka: My lips are sealed...

gatebuster64
July 26th, 2006, 10:55 AM
Sheppard: here's your Chuckie doll you always wanted
Weir: its so ugly, but at least it'll get rid of Kavanaugh
Kavanaugh:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sHEPPARD: LOOKS LIKE ITS DOING ITS JOB WELL

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 10:59 AM
McKay: Let me put it this way: NO-ONE is getting their underwear back until the lemon jokes stop, got it?

penguininablender
July 26th, 2006, 01:17 PM
McKay: Let me put it this way: NO-ONE is getting their underwear back until the lemon jokes stop, got it?
:ronan: seeing as I don't wear any in the first place...can I keep telling them?

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 01:23 PM
McKay (Cont.): Oh, and Ronon, I've confiscated your leather pants, so I suggest you shut your hole as well.

:D

penguininablender
July 26th, 2006, 01:25 PM
McKay (Cont.): Oh, and Ronon, I've confiscated your leather pants, so I suggest you shut your hole as well.

:D
lol
:teyla: I see no problem with them gone
:weir: me neither...more lemon jokes Ronon
:ronan: :S

Elles
July 26th, 2006, 02:52 PM
Sheppard: Dr. McKay, please report to the armoury, Dr. McKay to the armoury.
**Five Minutes later**
*explosion is heard*
McKay:AHHHHHHHHH!

Syera
July 26th, 2006, 03:06 PM
"This is Major Sheppard. The next supposed SF who acts like a pansy out there on the field again gets his underwear run up the nearest pylon... is that clear?"

penguininablender
July 26th, 2006, 06:54 PM
"This is Major Sheppard. The next supposed SF who acts like a pansy out there on the field again gets his underwear run up the nearest pylon... is that clear?"
and if that doesnt work...I have a very angry, pantsless Ronon here who would love nothing better than to shoot something right now
:ronan: ::D

OutThere
July 26th, 2006, 07:42 PM
McKay: Okay, I'm now taking bids on Ronon's leather pants. Do I hear five dollars? Five dollars, anyone?

Sheppard: U.S., or Canadian?

2ndgenerationalteran
July 26th, 2006, 10:03 PM
Wier: dress code has been changed to bachelor parties night!
rodney: *looks around* oh, sweet lord *faints*

BruTak
July 27th, 2006, 06:09 AM
"Until everyone's clothing is washed again, we'll have to wear our bedsheets as togas."
Hey everybody! TOGA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adria
July 27th, 2006, 06:12 AM
attention everyone this is weir (she goes on and on on
suddenly you hear ronons guns power up ronon what are you doing he blast her

Ronon - someone had to shut her up

Pharaoh Atem
July 27th, 2006, 06:15 AM
attention everyone this is weir (she goes on and on on
suddenly you hear ronons guns power up ronon what are you doing he blast her

Ronon - someone had to shut her up
Buhahahahahahahahahaha:lol:

BruTak
July 27th, 2006, 06:28 AM
Would the owner of the Puddle Jumper registration "BADASS1" please move it from Dr. Weir's parking place...:sheppard:

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 07:35 AM
Something I wouldn't want to hear over Atlantis's intercom: Rodney reciting any of Tripper's (Bill Murray) announcement dialogue from Meatballs. That'd be too odd. :D

On second thought, that could be kind of fun. :D

Elles
July 27th, 2006, 09:00 AM
Zelenka: Oh my God! The deep space censors have detected Barney heading strait for us!

dancer_4_daniel
July 27th, 2006, 12:55 PM
:weir: Major Sheppard, please report to the jumper bay...your 75 crates of hair gel have arrived from the Dedealus...

Elles
July 27th, 2006, 01:37 PM
Lorne: Code red, code red! Sheppard's hair gel is missing!

full.infinity
July 27th, 2006, 02:35 PM
Sheppard: Dr. McKay please respond

McKay: Red Alert! Raise the shields and arms weapons

Sheppard: RODNEY!!!

McKay: Yes mister Spock what is it?

Sheppard: Mister Spock…. RODNEY WAKE UP!!!!

McKay: Umm ah yes Col Sheppard…

Sheppard: Having your Kirk dreams again?

McKay: I have no idea what you are talking about

Sheppard: McKay, you fell asleep on the intercom button and you, well you talk in your sleep….

McKay: I do not talk in my sleep

Sheppard: Want to hear the tape?
I thought Sheppard was Kirk...

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 02:41 PM
"Oliver, darling, where have you gone?" (*Jibblies*)
-Eh, pretty much any character from Green Acres. That'd be proper creepy.
-Sesame Street songs. I like 'em well enough, but I don't want 'em coming over the intercom. :P

2ndgenerationalteran
July 27th, 2006, 02:50 PM
Rodney: ELIZEBTH! Sheppard started to rename the things on the ancient data base, starting with a war ship called the Enterprise

Syera
July 27th, 2006, 02:52 PM
Sheppard: Weir, it was like this... I had to name one of the ships the Enterprise, or General O'Neill was going to pull me out of the program.

Elles
July 27th, 2006, 02:52 PM
Sheppard: My balogna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R! My balogna has a last name, it's M-E-Y-E-R! I like to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll say...
Weir: 'Cause Oscar Meyer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
McKay: Wow... you guys are going to win the talent show for sure!

2ndgenerationalteran
July 27th, 2006, 02:55 PM
Cadmans voice: Dr. wier, i have a confession, I'm rodney. rodney is not me, its cadman.
Beckett: so, al that time...
Cadman's voice: thats right ;)

Col. Shadow Quinn
August 1st, 2006, 04:25 PM
:mckay: Don't make me shoot! *pointing M9 Beretta at himself*
:ford: Umm, no.
:mckay: *fires*

Elles
August 2nd, 2006, 09:17 PM
Cadmans voice: Dr. wier, i have a confession, I'm rodney. rodney is not me, its cadman.
Beckett: so, al that time...
Cadman's voice: thats right ;)
Beckett: Oh the humanity! *runs and hides under a rock*
Cadman's Voice: Beckett... if you come out... I'll give you a lollipop.
Beckett: No! If I do you'll just... do... that to me again!
Cadman's Voice: I guess I'll have to eat this lollipop then...
Becket: No! Wait... fine!

BruTak
August 3rd, 2006, 06:27 AM
McKay: (sings) "Strangers in the night - exchanging glances..."