things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom

[Trek_Girl42]

wier: it turns out the wraith are alergic to hair spray, found out by sheperd. but it requires alot of it. or it could be the floral scenting...

shep: hey, i dont use that much, and its not floral!

while back on earth.

Major Hair Spray companies: why do the military want 100,000 bottles of maximum stregnth floral scented hair spray?

[Syera]

"All right, guys, I'm getting sick of the paper-cuts. Starting tomorrow, all messages MUST be telepathic."

[Morgania]

Sheppard: I've got a jar of dirt, I've a jar of dirt. Guess what's inside! That is all.


(Sorry, pirates made me to it).

[Syera]

"GROG grog grog grog GROG GROG GROG!"

[penguininablender]

Sheppard: I've got a jar of dirt, I've a jar of dirt. Guess what's inside! That is all.


(Sorry, pirates made me to it).

teehee.

[Col. Shadow Quinn]

Weir: All right, everybody, time for Stargate SG1.

[2ndgenerationalteran]

Mcay: we know the wraith are telepathic, and because we know that we know that they cant look at rabits, and from there i can deduce that there are rabits in the walls ive the hive ships if we can blow torch the walls and let the rabid rabbits out then we can take out a hive ship while they arent looking!
Shep: hes lost it....
ronon:whats a rabit?

[Syera]

"Swim swim hungry..." *BURP*

[dancer_4_daniel]

Weir: Where's Kavanaugh?

[Syera]

"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves... I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes something like thiiiiiiiiis..."

[2ndgenerationalteran]

wow, i just put something like that up on the sgc intercom. great minds must think alike

Shep: Mcay hit his head, well not so much Mcay hit his head more like Ronon hit his head. but thats not the problem, he seems to only be able to speak in klingon now...
Ronon: but i still understand him

[Lokii]

Whoever was responsible for throwing the water balloons that soaked the Dr. Weir, you will be found out!

[Syera]

That would be you, wouldn't it, Lokii?

"Prom night is next week and the theme is... Enchantment Under the Sea."

[Lokii]

That would be you, wouldn't it, Lokii?

"Prom night is next week and the theme is... Enchantment Under the Sea."

::::Looking innocent::::: Not me, I am being good at this particular moment.

[Syera]

At this particular moment, sure...