Dr. Mckay now has permanent command of the base.
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caldwell:whoever used the beam transporter to fuse the main spire of Atlantis to the daedalus will be beamed onto the sun.
*Mckay attempts to run away, but is beamed into the sun*Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.
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Originally posted by LokiiKavanagh: To those who have been playing jokes on me, you have no idea who you are messing with. I am so superior.....
::::: Transporter Flash :::::
A wraith Warrior appears and points to Kavanagh
Kavanagh: WRAITH.... (Screams like a school girl running down the hall)
The Wraith warrior removes his mask to reveal that it is Sheppard
Ronin: Sheppard, so that was another one of your practical jokes?
Sheppard: Are you kidding me? Did you see the look on his face?
Weir: If any one missed it, I had the whole thing taped
Ronin: Human humor, it is a difficult concept.
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Originally posted by OutThereWeir: Sheppard, please report to my office to explain just how Kavanaugh came to have your pants....
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Caldwell: ALERT, MCKAY AND HERMIOD HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED, ALL PEOPLE ON THE DAEDALUS ARE TO SHOOT THEM ON SIGHT, THAT GOES WITH ATLANTIS TOO!!!!!Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.
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Weir: If anyone sees Caldwell lurking down here with a shotgun, stun him please. Ever since he found Radek's psychadelic mushrooms, he's been seeing things...Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
SG2
I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!
Spoiler:
Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)
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Mckay: "Oh****oh****oh**** this time I'm really going to die"
(nicked from Terry Pratchett)Don't you want to look beyond the horizon?
In the 2 hours and 14 minutes that Torri Higginson was online, there were 272 posts in the Elizabeth Weir Wow Thread. I was responsible for 2 of them. (Oh yeah and Gateworld crashed, but that's not important)
Please click here to feed the hungry, protect endangered land, and help fight breast cancer without spending a penny (inspired by the Whistler 84 in Memoriam thread)
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Zelenka: So THAT'S where my mushrooms went!Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
SG2
I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!
Spoiler:
Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)
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Tonight's special in the mess hall: wraith burgers. Get them while they're hot!There's nothing more useless than a lock with a voice imprint.
- Chancellor Borusa (Invasion of Time)
I'm an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru
- Omar Q Beckins (The Unauthorized Autobiography)
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