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things you would not want to hear on the Atlantis intercom
Sheppard: I said across her nose not up it!!
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Shep: Who made that man a gunner?
Random guy from the ship: I did sir
shep: Who's he?
Beckett: He's an @$$hole, sir
Shep: I know that! what's his name?
Random Guy: Uh, Sir? Did you know the light's on?
Shep: What? oh, C***! (fumbling noises)
Mckay: How do you Turn this thing off?
Shep: I don't know, but you're explaining this to Weir. It was your idea to play out Spaceballs!!
Spoiler:
Before you met me I was a fairy princess
I caught frogs and called them prince
And made myself a queen
Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
I slept in castles and fell in love
Because I was taught to dream
I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
To capture tinkerbell
They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
But I could always tell
I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
And anything I can to get by
And fireflies...
"What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who
Weir: We're starting a new gameshow called Let's Kill Cavanaugh. The first person to kill Cavanaugh in the most painfull way is rewarded with our entire stock of blue jello
Runners up will recieve the body part of their choice to mutilate how they wish. Dr. Beckett, however, has called dibs on Kavanaugh's head since he needs a new soccer ball...
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