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    #31
    ROFL!

    Teyla: Kavanaugh, if you even come NEAR me, you will understand why I have "sticks of doom"...
    Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
    SG2

    I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

    Spoiler:

    Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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      #32
      Originally posted by keshya
      it's becoming the bash on kavanaugh thread.

      not that I mind. I really don't like that quy

      hey, maybe someone should start a bash on kavanaugh thread. or is there one already? would that be pushing it a bit?
      here you go

      the anti kavanaugh thread.
      https://twitter.com/#!/Solar_wind84

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        #33
        you're serious! ROFL

        Cadman: Kavanaugh, if you ever touch my butt again, I'll send Carson to you with the big needles!
        Last edited by keshya; 13 June 2006, 11:38 PM.
        Thank you Jenova Synthesis



        Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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          #34
          Carson: Kavanaugh, if you ever touch my butt again I will dissect your body for science-nevermind if you're dead first or not!
          Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
          SG2

          I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

          Spoiler:

          Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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            #35
            Weir (Annoyed) Col Sheppard to operations... there are several women claiming to be your....girlfriend


            (Backround) I told you he was Kirk.... I told you....
            WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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              #36
              sheppard: I don't know any of them, I swear. ... ok, maybe, that one... ooh, what was your name again? OUCH! why'd you hit me?
              Thank you Jenova Synthesis



              Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                #37
                Radek: What goes around comes around...
                Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                SG2

                I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                Spoiler:

                Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                  #38
                  Sheppard: I said across her nose not up it!!
                  _____

                  Shep: Who made that man a gunner?
                  Random guy from the ship: I did sir
                  shep: Who's he?
                  Beckett: He's an @$$hole, sir
                  Shep: I know that! what's his name?
                  Random Guy: Uh, Sir? Did you know the light's on?
                  Shep: What? oh, C***! (fumbling noises)
                  Mckay: How do you Turn this thing off?
                  Shep: I don't know, but you're explaining this to Weir. It was your idea to play out Spaceballs!!
                  Spoiler:
                  Before you met me I was a fairy princess
                  I caught frogs and called them prince
                  And made myself a queen
                  Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
                  I slept in castles and fell in love
                  Because I was taught to dream

                  I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
                  To capture tinkerbell
                  They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
                  But I could always tell

                  I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
                  And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
                  And anything I can to get by
                  And fireflies...

                  "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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                    #39
                    Sheppard: McKay, I swear if you tell me to "use the Schwartz" one more time, this yogurt is going where the sun don't shine!
                    Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                    SG2

                    I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                    Spoiler:

                    Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                      #40
                      Ah! Someone said something similar to mine, oh well:

                      Weir: Major Sheppard, it seems your.....fan club.....has come to see you.

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                        #41
                        The Saturday night movie Dr. Kavanagh Porn Star will start at 7pm.....
                        WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                          #42
                          Followed shortly thereafter by "Wraiths Gone Wild".
                          Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                          SG2

                          I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                          Spoiler:

                          Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Lokii
                            The Saturday night movie Dr. Kavanagh Porn Star will start at 7pm.....
                            Everybody who doesn't want to be traumatised for life. I advice you to stay clear of the rec room while the movie is playing
                            Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                            Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                              #44
                              Weir: We're starting a new gameshow called Let's Kill Cavanaugh. The first person to kill Cavanaugh in the most painfull way is rewarded with our entire stock of blue jello

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                                #45
                                Runners up will recieve the body part of their choice to mutilate how they wish. Dr. Beckett, however, has called dibs on Kavanaugh's head since he needs a new soccer ball...
                                Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                                SG2

                                I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                                Spoiler:

                                Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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