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Originally posted by dancer_4_danielBesides Rodney, you'd need thickening cream to have the best hair...yours is too fine.
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Originally posted by penguininablenderhey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!Originally posted by Rainbow Sun FrancksOMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.
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http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!
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I'm not saying I know who...*gestures frantically at Rodney*Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
SG2
I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!
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Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)
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Sheppard: Elizabeth, I heard about all the stealing of hair accesories, so I thought I'd call in Sexual Harassment Panda.
Weir: How's that going to help us?
Sheppard: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because... the less sexual harassment there is in the work place the happier we'll all be.
Weir: ... ... ... No John, do not call in *the intercom kicks in*Sex*the intercom turns off*ual Harassment Panda.
To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.
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Originally posted by EllesSheppard: Elizabeth, I heard about all the stealing of hair accesories, so I thought I'd call in Sexual Harassment Panda.
Weir: How's that going to help us?
Sheppard: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because... the less sexual harassment there is in the work place the happier we'll all be.
Weir: ... ... ... No John, do not call in *the intercom kicks in*Sex*the intercom turns off*ual Harassment Panda.
random voice: free sexual harassment awareness pamplets in the commisary
what's heard on the intercom: free sex.... .... in the comissaryI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Until further notice coffee has been banned from Atlantis. Earth refuses to send more until the price comes down..."Embress your life, find what it is that you love, and pursue it with all your soul. For if you do not, when you come to die, you will find that you have not lived."
A character from the novel "Chindi" by Jack McDevitt
Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one.
'Eleanor Roosevelt'
Individuality is freedom lived.
'Janis Joplin'
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McKay: Ronon, lets have free sex in the commisary.
Novak: Caldwell and I are getting married and as of now, McKay, Ronon, and Kavanagh are to be flogged for 18 hours straight using ancient flogging technology. It will be shown on in the East Pier.
Hermiod: I do not have an ass, but if someone will give me their ass, I will gladly stop singing the Barney theme.
Weir: whoever, has been spreading dirty pictures of me will be hunted down, tortured and hung.
Sheppard: McKay, why are you walking around in Dr. Weir's panties?
Mckay: I HAVE JUST REPLACED ALL THE ANCIENT DATA WITH GAY PORN MOVIES OF MYSELF AND RONON!!!Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.
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My porn does NOT have a virus! I scanned it myself! Ronon, did you download that kinky Satedan crap again?!?Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
SG2
I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!
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Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)
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Sheppard: Lorne, Caldwell, Zelenka, and any other straight men come here, I found porno created by the Ancients.
All the straight men in Atlantis: YAY!!!!!!!!!
McKay: On the hole, Preparation H feels good.
Ronon: You are so right, Preparation H does feel good...On the hole.
McKay: Did you want some chocolate ice cream?
Ronon: Yes, I would like some chocolate ass cream.
Weir: On Saturday, everyone is going to walk around nude for the hole day.Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.
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Originally posted by Ayanrandom cow: Moo!!!
Elisabeth: Why is there a cow in my office?
random cow: Moo?
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Originally posted by penguininablenderhey Fordies, log time no see. sorry i have not been on in a while. I was In a very bad car accident ( my VW bug was hit by a 46000 lb dump truck who ran a red light). I have just regained some use of my right hand and can barely type. I just missed y'all so much that I had to check in. I will try to come back t my fordies when I can type with more that just a thumb and a pointer,lol. Long live FORD!Originally posted by Rainbow Sun FrancksOMG... so glad to hear that you are getting better... my positive energy is with you in hopes of a full recovery... Peace and Love.
- RSF
http://www.petitiononline.com/FORD/petition.html Sign the petition to bring back Ford!
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