Dr. Kavanagh ..... your super model date is waiting for you in CIC
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Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
Besides Rodney, you'd need thickening cream to have the best hair...yours is too fine.
Blast!
whoever stole my thickening cream had better hope I dont find him!
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Weir: i've got some good news Rodney. The Wraith are going to eat us all
Rodney: i thought you said you had good news:
Weir: i do, i saved a bunch of money on my car insurence by switching to Geico
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I'm not saying I know who...*gestures frantically at Rodney*
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Sheppard: Elizabeth, I heard about all the stealing of hair accesories, so I thought I'd call in Sexual Harassment Panda.
Weir: How's that going to help us?
Sheppard: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because... the less sexual harassment there is in the work place the happier we'll all be.
Weir: ... ... ... No John, do not call in *the intercom kicks in*Sex*the intercom turns off*ual Harassment Panda.Comment
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happy birthday to you. happy birthday to you. happy birthday dear michael the Wraith. happy birthday to youComment
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Originally posted by Elles
random voice: free sexual harassment awareness pamplets in the commisary
what's heard on the intercom: free sex.... .... in the comissaryI'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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"Whoever replaced the screensaver with Sailor Moon henshin sequences... har har. You are in SO much trouble."Comment
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Until further notice coffee has been banned from Atlantis. Earth refuses to send more until the price comes down..."Embress your life, find what it is that you love, and pursue it with all your soul. For if you do not, when you come to die, you will find that you have not lived."
A character from the novel "Chindi" by Jack McDevitt
Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one.
'Eleanor Roosevelt'
Individuality is freedom lived.
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zelenka: mcay's porn had a virus that crashed the ancient data base.
Their white flags are no match to our guns!!
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McKay: Ronon, lets have free sex in the commisary.
Novak: Caldwell and I are getting married and as of now, McKay, Ronon, and Kavanagh are to be flogged for 18 hours straight using ancient flogging technology. It will be shown on in the East Pier.
Hermiod: I do not have an ass, but if someone will give me their ass, I will gladly stop singing the Barney theme.
Weir: whoever, has been spreading dirty pictures of me will be hunted down, tortured and hung.
Sheppard: McKay, why are you walking around in Dr. Weir's panties?
Mckay: I HAVE JUST REPLACED ALL THE ANCIENT DATA WITH GAY PORN MOVIES OF MYSELF AND RONON!!!Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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My porn does NOT have a virus! I scanned it myself! Ronon, did you download that kinky Satedan crap again?!?
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random cow: Moo!!!
Elisabeth: Why is there a cow in my office?
random cow: Moo?I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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Sheppard: Lorne, Caldwell, Zelenka, and any other straight men come here, I found porno created by the Ancients.
All the straight men in Atlantis: YAY!!!!!!!!!
McKay: On the hole, Preparation H feels good.
Ronon: You are so right, Preparation H does feel good...On the hole.
McKay: Did you want some chocolate ice cream?
Ronon: Yes, I would like some chocolate ass cream.
Weir: On Saturday, everyone is going to walk around nude for the hole day.Calvin grows up to be Frazz. The logical continuation of this is, of course, that Frazz then grows up to be Edward Norton's character from Fight Club. And thus, all four of these characters are gods.Let's go one more step. Calvin grows up to be Jeremy, who grows up to be Frazz, who grows up to be "Tyler Durden," while Suzie grows up to be Haruhi Suzumiya; since Kyon becomes The Doctor, this leads to the inescapable conclusion that after the end of Fight Club, Calvin becomes Captain Jack.Comment
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I read this while drinking cofee at work and am glad nobody else was in the room to see me laugh this hard. HAHA!!!so funnyOriginally posted by AyanComment
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