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Chutzpah
May 25th, 2006, 04:28 PM
Try and think of some funny T.V shows and movies that you could meld together with Stargate.

I'll try a few

Stargate and Rush Hour

Detective Carter (Chris Tucker) investigates a Murder at the SGC, and get's dragged offworld with SG-1 to face off with the big bad Ori. Hilarious!

A quote:

Prior: "Hallowed are the Ori"

Detective Carter: "Hallowed is dis weed I be smokin'! You Craaazy Prior, you hear me? CRAZY!"

SG-1 Visits the land of Dr. Seuss

Whacky cartoon style planet with crazy hatted cats spouting off gibirish. After finding out Carters first name is Sam, the go crazy spouting off lines from the book. SG-1 is forced to shoot them.

A Prior interviewed on The View

View woman 1: "So tell me, what's the dating scene like for you guys"

Prior: "Those who follow the path, shall be rewared with eternal enlightenment"

View woman 2: "Im just looking for one night of en-light-en-ment!"

View woman 4: "Snap! You go girl!"

[Prior sets them all on fire with his want, the rest of the world is secretly greatful]

Two guys, A Girl, and a System Lord

A System Lord (let's say Ba'al) moves in with Pete and Berg

Berg: "So, what's your best pick-up line?"

Ba'al: "I normally go with"
Ba'al: "Hey, you ever had a parasitic worm attach itself to your spinal colum... You want one?"
Ba'al: "I then make her my Queen."

Pete: "Dude, that'll never work!"

Jumper One
May 25th, 2006, 04:53 PM
A Prior interviewed on The View

View woman 1: "So tell me, what's the dating scene like for you guys"

Prior: "Those who follow the path, shall be rewared with eternal enlightenment"

View woman 2: "Im just looking for one night of en-light-en-ment!"

View woman 4: "Snap! You go girl!"

[Prior sets them all on fire with his want, the rest of the world is secretly greatful]

:lol:

JustAnotherSystemLord
May 25th, 2006, 09:07 PM
:)

Major Gambit
May 26th, 2006, 05:42 AM
Stargate Pokemon

Jack leaves on a mission through the Stargate to become a Pokemon Master, he starts with the pokemon Teal'c and they ride toether. On the way, he battles his rival, Thor, in pokemon battles. It is the ultmate conquest to become the Pokemon master!