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The next great disaster movie won’t involve bird flu, but instead a snack
machine gone bad
May 23,2006
KEN BUDAY
SUN JOURNAL STAFF
We all love to be entertained, and apparently a lot of us find watching a
movie about the destruction of mankind entertaining. I am talking about disaster
movies, one of which concludes tonight on NBC. It’s called “10.5: Apocalypse.”
Just a couple of weeks ago, ABC tried its hand with a disaster movie about
the bird flu ravaging the country.
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Well, not wanting to miss out on the disaster pot of gold, I’ve put together
my own movie — “Snack Machine: 2006.” In my movie, the hero, played by
Richard Dean Anderson of “MacGyver” fame, attempts to help his co-worker and love
interest (what’s a disaster movie without a love interest) Lea Thompson get a
package of peanut butter crackers from an office vending machine. “Hmm, that’s
funny. The machine doesn’t seem to be working,” Thompson says after
inserting a dollar bill. “Oh my God! Get down!” Anderson yells as he knocks Thompson
to the floor just before the machine pushes the dollar bill back out of the
slot.
(very funny article)
*Click on link above full text*
EXCERPT
The next great disaster movie won’t involve bird flu, but instead a snack
machine gone bad
May 23,2006
KEN BUDAY
SUN JOURNAL STAFF
We all love to be entertained, and apparently a lot of us find watching a
movie about the destruction of mankind entertaining. I am talking about disaster
movies, one of which concludes tonight on NBC. It’s called “10.5: Apocalypse.”
Just a couple of weeks ago, ABC tried its hand with a disaster movie about
the bird flu ravaging the country.
---
Well, not wanting to miss out on the disaster pot of gold, I’ve put together
my own movie — “Snack Machine: 2006.” In my movie, the hero, played by
Richard Dean Anderson of “MacGyver” fame, attempts to help his co-worker and love
interest (what’s a disaster movie without a love interest) Lea Thompson get a
package of peanut butter crackers from an office vending machine. “Hmm, that’s
funny. The machine doesn’t seem to be working,” Thompson says after
inserting a dollar bill. “Oh my God! Get down!” Anderson yells as he knocks Thompson
to the floor just before the machine pushes the dollar bill back out of the
slot.
(very funny article)
*Click on link above full text*
Thanks for the giggle! 
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