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things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom
O'Neill - I've eaten all of the blue jello of the whole planet...
Sam: So does that mean???
O'Neill: Yep, we have green, red, orange and yellow jello left...
O'Neill - I've eaten all of the blue jello of the whole planet...
Sam: So does that mean???
O'Neill: Yep, we have green, red, orange and yellow jello left...
Medical Team to Gen. O'Neill's Office. Security to level fifteen.. Use Caution, Col. Carter is armed and Dangerous.
Sir, Request permission to beat the... out of this man"
Medical Team to Gen. O'Neill's Office. Security to level fifteen.. Use Caution, Col. Carter is armed and Dangerous.
Security to levels 15, 16, 19, 25, 32, 41, 48...never mind...security to all levels...oh wait...security to the outside...what do you mean all the blue jello has gone??? Let's go!!! Security...try and stop us!!!
Erm....has anyone on the base found my metal robot....it looks like its made of lego parts but it's not. Just make sure you don't let it near other metal objects if you do see it. Thank you.
Teal’c: These people you are referring to are not trustworthy and can attack you at any moment?
O’Neill: Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
Teal’c: I would remove them as a threat O’Neill.
O’Neill: Come again
Teal’c: I would engage them in one on one combat to the death
O’Neill: I can go and start killing politicans Teal’c
Teal’c: Why? You said it yourself they…
:::High pitched squeal:::
O’Neill: Crap the intercom is on…..
Teal’c Crap indeed
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