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    #91
    "We represent the lolly pop gang....."
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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      #92
      Everybodys doin a brand new dance now.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      I know youll get to like it if you give it a chance now.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      My little baby sister can do it with ease,
      Its easier than learnin your abcs.
      So, come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me.

      Youve got to swing your hips now,
      Oooo ...
      Come on,
      Oooo ...
      Come on.
      Jump up,
      Oooo ...
      Jump up.
      Jump back,
      Oooo ...
      Jump back.
      Oh, well, I think youve got the knack.
      Oooo ...

      Woah ... woah.
      Now that you can do it, well, lets make a chain now.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      A chuga-chuga motion like a railroad train, now.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      Do it nice and easy now, and dont lose control,
      A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul,
      So, come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me.

      Woah ... woah.
      Move around the floor in a loco-motion.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      Do it holdin hands ifn you get the notion.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      Theres never been a dance thats so easy to do,
      It even makes you happy when youre feelin blue.
      So, come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      So, come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      So, come on, come on, and do the loco-motion with me.

      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.
      Come on baby, do the loco-motion.

      Spoiler:
      Grand Funk Railroad › The Loco-motion


      couldn't decide on a funny part of the song. it's all funny!
      Thank you Jenova Synthesis



      Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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        #93
        Big Brother Host: it's time to be vaporised... cameron mitchell
        Big Brother: you have 5 seconds to stand infront of the kawoosh
        Walter: who left the steaming shoes in front of the gate. Clean up on gate room floor.

        oh wait that is a good thing
        War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.


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          #94
          "Col O'Neill has been reassigned...... Col Simmons will now be in charge of SG1
          WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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            #95
            "After furthur deliberation, O'Neill has agreed to remain but everyon is now expected to make daily sacrafices of cake."
            ****************************
            O'Neill: Damn it Daniel, sending Anubis your life time collection of neurotic novels isn't going to keep him from attacking earth!
            Daniel: But sir, he's a human too!

            To see a picture of me in the Miss Teen America pageant, click here.

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              #96
              *The Ori Singing...*

              "I've paid my dues -
              Time after time -
              I've done my sentence
              But committed no crime -
              And bad mistakes
              I've made a few
              I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
              But I've come through

              We are the champions - my friends
              And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
              We are the champions -
              We are the champions
              No time for losers
              'Cause we are the champions - of the world -

              I've taken my bows
              And my curtain calls -
              You brought me fame and fortuen and everything that goes with it
              -
              I thank you all -

              But it's been no bed of roses
              No pleasure cruise -
              I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
              And I ain't gonna lose -

              We are the champions - my friends
              And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
              We are the champions -
              We are the champions
              No time for losers
              'Cause we are the champions - of the world -"

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                #97
                Teal'c: Is this the real life?
                . ....... Is this just fantasy?
                _______________________________________________________

                Big Brother host: Day 3000 in the SGC. Jack has hidden Daniel's glasses.

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                  #98
                  Felger: I was just guessing at numbers and figures...

                  *Coldplay - The Scientist*

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                    #99
                    Teal'c singing: I wanna sex you up...
                    Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                    SG2

                    I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                    Spoiler:

                    Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                      Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
                      Teal'c singing: I wanna sex you up...
                      Unless it's to me of course...lol. Though I wouldn't want to hear SG-1 singing row, row, row your boat... oh boy here we go again. UURRRRGGGGOOOO!!!!
                      I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

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                        Walter: The wet t-shirt contest is starting in the commissary in 10 minutes. Sgt. Siler is up first...
                        Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                        SG2

                        I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                        Spoiler:

                        Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                          Everyone in the SGC singing at once "HEY Macarena"
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                            I love you You love me
                            we're a happy family
                            with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
                            won't you say you love me too

                            awww col carter i didn't know you felt that way about me........(carter) HELP ........walter is touching me
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                              Landry and Walter-

                              sir are you sure yes the Intel is 100% accurate how do we plan on doing this.

                              that's easy....sir, how is a united stares citizen going to handle the truth that he really is a alien

                              Walter it's only Micheal Jackson you make it sound like it's someone important

                              yes sir

                              (Walter walks out Landry's office quietly singing thriller
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                                Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
                                Walter: The wet t-shirt contest is starting in the commissary in 10 minutes. Sgt. Slier is up first...
                                followed by Dr lee ( rest of the announcement drowned out from everyone running out of the commissary tables Charis and drinks falling on the floor Walter just standing there speechless
                                Last edited by Pharaoh Atem; 08 June 2006, 08:54 PM.
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