Sam: Jack I love you and I can't live without you Marry me?
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Originally posted by ReganXLandry: I just wanted to let you know that Colonel Carter has finally been persuaded to take a long overdue vacation and that, for the next month, all scientific problems will be handled by Dr Lee. I'm sure we'll manage just fine and I know... *rest of Landry's announcement drowned out by panicked screams*
Landry: Hallowed are the Ori ... wait a second ... is this thing on?
Landry: Hey you, get back to hallowing the Ori
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Jack: ooo this red button is shiny *click* *over head sirens go off* *SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS 5. 4. 3. 2. 1......................
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Jack: That was just a drill Good Morning Campers!
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O'Neill: this is a message concerning the departure of Dr. Daniel Jackson. He was not only a brilliant scientist, but also a good friend, ...
after the speech
O'Neill: all right, I'm taking bets. I say he's back in two days, who says sooner?
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sam: Jack! I'm pregnant!Thank you Jenova Synthesis
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General Landry: "SG-12, report to the breifing room please"
General Landry: "Now, where was I? So, many a Tequilla later were back at her house... anyway fast foward to this morning and I have this rash, see, it runs all the way up my inner thigh and onto my..."
Doctor: "Sir, should the red light still be on?"
General Landry: "Oh Sh.. *click*"An all new Stargate spinoff presents
Stargate: The B Team
The galaxy just got a whoooole lot crazier!
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Bow before your God!Thank you Jenova Synthesis
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