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    ATTENTION! CODE RED EMERGENCY! CODE RED EMERGENCY! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL! CARTER HAS TAKEN A VACATION AND IS REPLACED BY FELGAR! EVERYBODY DUCK AND COVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      What do you mean this whole time we've been on "Punked"!!!
      I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

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        Daniel: Jack, put the C4 down...
        Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
        SG2

        I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

        Spoiler:

        Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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          Jack: Daniel! That's not an Ancient artifact! It's a bomb.
          (whirls, swirls, and bleeps)
          Daniel: Oops. I think I armed it.
          I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
          sigpic

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            Attention! O'Neill has once again had his head sucked by one of those head-suckers!

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              Jack: Ba'al, for the LAST time...NO ONE wants to see you do a lap dance!
              Sam: I wouldn't say that...
              Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
              SG2

              I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

              Spoiler:

              Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                the match of Kel shak lo between tealc and felgar will start in 25 minutes, and bets will start at $100
                Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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                  Jack: Attention all parents, Ba'al has very kindly offered to fill in the vacated position as Head of the SGC Daycare Centre.

                  Sig courtesy of RepliCartertje

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                    Originally posted by 2ndgenerationalteran
                    the match of Kel shak lo between tealc and felgar will start in 25 minutes, and bets will start at $100
                    a 150$ on Teal'c
                    Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                    Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                      ::Alarms Sounding::

                      Carter: Sir we have a problem with the device SG4 just brought back. I think it may explode.

                      Hammond: Sounds serious, better call Felgar, he's our only hope.
                      WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                        "It's time for Camp Lazlo!!"

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                          Smile, you're on "Candid Camera"!

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                            Walter: The mud wrestling match between Hermoid and Thor will be in 30 minutes in the gateroom. Place your bets with General Hammond...
                            Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                            SG2

                            I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                            Spoiler:

                            Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                              Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
                              Walter: The mud wrestling match between Hermoid and Thor will be in 30 minutes in the gateroom. Place your bets with General Hammond...
                              all my post count on Hermoid
                              https://twitter.com/#!/Solar_wind84

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                                what do you mean, the simulation is over?
                                Their white flags are no match to our guns!!

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