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    Daniel: Maybe if we offered Ba'al a bribe, he'll give us the cat back.
    Jack: What kind of bribe?
    Daniel: He gives the cat back and I don't tell the other System Lords what he was doing on New Years Eve...
    Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
    SG2

    I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

    Spoiler:

    Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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      Originally posted by sgeureka
      Hey, we already got O'Neill and Carter singing about the "proper" use of the internet on youtube.com.
      I saw that one on there... that was too wrong and funny... c'mon, Mayborne and Daniel, and Sam's faces tied it altogether...
      There is a reason why I do certain stuff... and that is just 30 % of the time. The rest.. I just wing it.

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        Jack: I am SO not asking!
        Daniel: Good, 'cause I needed 62 hour of therapy afterwards...
        Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
        SG2

        I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

        Spoiler:

        Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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          Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
          Daniel: Maybe if we offered Ba'al a bribe, he'll give us the cat back.
          Jack: What kind of bribe?
          Daniel: He gives the cat back and I don't tell the other System Lords what he was doing on New Years Eve...
          jack: please tell me it wasn't the same as what he was doing on halloween. that was just too weird!
          Thank you Jenova Synthesis



          Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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            Hammond - colonial O'Neill what in the hell are you doing?!

            jack in the middle of my back swing!!!!

            OK not original but funny
            https://twitter.com/#!/Solar_wind84

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              Originally posted by Capt.Mal Reynolds
              Hammond - colonial O'Neill what in the hell are you doing?!

              jack in the middle of my back swing!!!!

              OK not original but funny
              I know! why didn't you invite me to join in your game? *giggles* Always wanted to play golf through the gate.
              Thank you Jenova Synthesis



              Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                Daniel: Jack, what are you doing?
                Jack: Daniel, this alter is covered in Ancient writing-
                Daniel: Ah Ah! I said no touching!
                I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                  Hammond: tickets are now on sale to watch Kingsly get eaten by Freddy Kruger



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                    Oh what a horrible thought, Jack and Teal'c passing gas and belching the A,B,Cs. Oh my goodness the smells and sounds, ewwww!!!
                    I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

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                      The Marriage ceremony of Col Carter and Dr. Felgar will be starting in one hour....
                      WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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                        jack: I'm gonna be sick!
                        Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                        Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                          Daniel: Jack, let's screw like bunnies in heat!
                          I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                            Originally posted by Ayan
                            Daniel: Jack, let's screw like bunnies in heat!
                            Jack: WHAT?!
                            Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                            Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                              Hammond: Felger to the Gateroom!

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                                Jack: No sir! Remember? Felger is a human...
                                *ZAP!*
                                Jack:...lightening rod...
                                Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                                SG2

                                I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                                Spoiler:

                                Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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