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    : I am Jack, the Pumpkin King!
    : I am not your Sally.
    : Um...Jack? Why are you looking at me like that?
    I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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      *Fiddle music starts*

      Caller: "Circle to the left, and back to the right. Alamand left, grand right & left! Say hi to your partner on your way by. Everybody swing! Couple #1 go to couple #2, 3 go to couple #4. Circle up four, left hand star! Alamand left, ladies chain, courtousy turn. Dosie-doe your corner, then your own, Swing your partner. Right hand star, and back with the left, alamand left, ladies chain, turn. Is it time for everybody to swing?! Promenade, promenade! All join hands circle to the left..."

      All this is happening in the gate room.

      "Bow to your partner."

      Edited for clarity.
      Last edited by wurlitzer153; 15 June 2006, 04:06 PM.

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        Originally posted by wurlitzer153
        All this is happening in the gate room.
        The fiddle music is so loud they don't notice the incoming wormhole until it is too late ...

        "and turn to the left"
        RUMBLE, RUMBLE, KER-CHUNK, RUMBLE, RUMBLE
        "Uh, sir?"
        "and turn to the ... "
        KAWOOSH!

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          Originally posted by Wraith Scientist
          The fiddle music is so loud they don't notice the incoming wormhole until it is too late ...

          "and turn to the left"
          RUMBLE, RUMBLE, KER-CHUNK, RUMBLE, RUMBLE
          "Uh, sir?"
          "and turn to the ... "
          KAWOOSH!
          : next we do this with the Iris closed.
          Walter: yessir.
          I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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            Elevator music on continuous loop.
            Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
            SG2

            I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

            Spoiler:

            Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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              "SGT Siler to the lab. We have some new armour that needs testing."

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                Walter: General O'Neill, please come to the Control Room immediately. Your puppy just pooped on my keyboard.
                No, 'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot.'

                "Because only an extremely deranged individual would think of doing what we're doing."
                (LOST producer Damon Lindelof, May 2007)

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                  aaw, a puppy.

                  Siler: hey, I didn't know it was bring-your-pet-to-work day!
                  Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                  Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                    Jack: Colonel Carter's cat just ran through the stargate. We need to get it back before she finds out. I'm going to need volunteers for a rescue mission to Ba'al's home planet.

                    Sig courtesy of RepliCartertje

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                      Daniel: Why don't we just buy her a new cat that looks the same?
                      I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                        sam: what?! I don't want a new cat! I want my cat!
                        Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                        Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                          Sam: Where'd it go anyways?
                          Jack: Tollana. I think it followed Narim through.
                          I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                            Sam: but aren't they all gone? the cat's gonna get lonely
                            Thank you Jenova Synthesis



                            Thank you to homever I borrowed this from

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                              Jack: Carter, it's a cat! It prefers to be alone. What you need is a dog.
                              I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                                *sobbing*

                                Sam: Jack give Cassy her dog back!!!! ...and yes I mean now!

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