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    Daniel: Well... now that it's quiet here...
    (Female squeals)
    Spoiler:
    Before you met me I was a fairy princess
    I caught frogs and called them prince
    And made myself a queen
    Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
    I slept in castles and fell in love
    Because I was taught to dream

    I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
    To capture tinkerbell
    They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
    But I could always tell

    I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
    And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
    And anything I can to get by
    And fireflies...

    "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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      Siler singing "I'm a Little Teapot".
      Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
      SG2

      I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

      Spoiler:

      Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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        Sg-1 and Slier singing "The Internet is for Porn"
        There is a reason why I do certain stuff... and that is just 30 % of the time. The rest.. I just wing it.

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          Originally posted by Linkinparkgundam
          Sg-1 and Slier singing "The Internet is for Porn"
          Hey, we already got O'Neill and Carter singing about the "proper" use of the internet on youtube.com.
          No, 'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot.'

          "Because only an extremely deranged individual would think of doing what we're doing."
          (LOST producer Damon Lindelof, May 2007)

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            Scooooooby Dooo.... Where are you?
            WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO BLUE JELLO?

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              Narim: Samantha, I'm home....
              Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
              SG2

              I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

              Spoiler:

              Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                Hammond: Wow guys, I just had this weird dream where there was this strange ring that could take you to other planets, and alien parasites with glowing eyes. I'm sure glad that wasn't real

                ***

                Politician: Stargate? Ships? This must be someone's idea of a joke. Oh well, I'll just cancel this funding ...

                ***

                Prior: Release the robotic Richard Simmons

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                  Siler (with REALLY bad faux british accent): Do I make you horney, baby?
                  Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                  SG2

                  I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                  Spoiler:

                  Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                    Originally posted by ReganX
                    Vala: As the new commander of the SGC, I will be enforcing a few small rules.

                    Rule One: I am Vala, thy god. Thou shalt have no other gods before me...

                    Doesn't she understand the meaning of restraining order.
                    I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

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                      Random voice singing "Star Wars Cantina".
                      Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                      SG2

                      I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                      Spoiler:

                      Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                        Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
                        Random voice singing "Star Wars Cantina".


                        The real version of "You are my sunshine", where the singers sound drunk, and high, and tone deaf!!
                        Spoiler:
                        Before you met me I was a fairy princess
                        I caught frogs and called them prince
                        And made myself a queen
                        Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
                        I slept in castles and fell in love
                        Because I was taught to dream

                        I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
                        To capture tinkerbell
                        They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
                        But I could always tell

                        I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
                        And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
                        And anything I can to get by
                        And fireflies...

                        "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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                          Originally posted by sgeureka
                          Hey, we already got O'Neill and Carter singing about the "proper" use of the internet on youtube.com.
                          oh god! that was great!
                          I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                            Random voice: The Phantom of the SGC is there....in the gate room!
                            *creepy organ music starts*
                            Jack: Okay, who let Siler watch musicals again?!?
                            Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                            SG2

                            I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                            Spoiler:

                            Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                              Originally posted by dancer_4_daniel
                              Random voice: The Phantom of the SGC is there....in the gate room!
                              *creepy organ music starts*
                              Jack: Okay, who let Siler watch musicals again?!?

                              Then starts "Halloween" Mike Myers music over the intercom, screams heard around the base and bunch of dead bodies laying all over as Sam removes her hockey mask with a sick evil chuckle.

                              : It's amazing what a woman will do in the face of blue jello withdrawal.
                              Last edited by Kindhoney; 15 June 2006, 08:48 AM.
                              I had to have the picture of Teal'c because as any woman can see Christopher Judge is talented, humourous and extremely sexy.

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                                sam: im taking the day week off from saving the world.oh and by the way the ori are attacking tomorrow around 4. have fun

                                sig by starlover1990

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