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    Daniel: Teal'c, you can't just...
    *splat sound*
    Daniel (sighs): We are SO going to have to work on your diplomacy skills...
    Walter: Where's the president?
    Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
    SG2

    I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

    Spoiler:

    Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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      unknown voice: What does this button do?
      automated voice: Self destruct in three minutes.
      Jack: Who the hell are you?
      unknown voice w/ goa'uld accent: MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! I have defeated the Tau'ri!!!
      I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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        Random voice: Your new chief scientist is Dr Felger!!!

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          Random voice: ...and his wedding to Samantha Carter will be in the gateroom in 30 minutes!
          Sam: I WAS'T ASKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!
          Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
          SG2

          I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

          Spoiler:

          Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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            JACK: She wasn't asked about this!!! She's marrying me!!!

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              random voice: Hallowed are the Ori!!
              second random voice: that was good... though your pitch was bit off, they usually say it sotto and somber, try again...
              random voice: ok, hows this (deep voice) Hallowed are the Ori!!
              second random voice: much better
              I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                Unknown annoyed voice: Will the owner of the keg of Blue Jello please come down to the Mess Hall? Your dessert has a timer strapped to it which seems to be counting to something.
                TEAM SG1 LIVES

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                  Jack Bauer - Welcome to the longest 24 hours of my life...oh wait wrong show...what am I doing here? What? I don't know what the countdown is to...God!...It's only jello.

                  Bang!!!

                  Sam: Sweet. Jack, you just shot Jack Bauer.
                  Jack: Oh it's okay, he won't die. It's just a tv show. Now the blue jello on the other hand...

                  BOOM!!!

                  All: Noooooooo!!!

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                    Walter: Mourning for the blue jello will begin at 1400 hours. Samantha Carter will be giving the eulogy, as she and the jello were intimately acquainted...
                    *random snicker*
                    *SMACK*
                    Walter: Not like that! God Felger, you perv! First the blow up doll and now this...
                    Sam: BLOW UP DOLL?!?!? FELGER, YOUR BUTT IS MINE!!!
                    Felger: Promise?
                    Sam: ARGH! JACK, KILL HIM!
                    Felger: Oh s***.
                    Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                    SG2

                    I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                    Spoiler:

                    Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                      Walter: A Memorial for Dr. Felger will be held shortly after the one for the Blue Jello. Colonel O'Neill encourages attendance. He says it will be an educational experience.
                      Carter: Damn right it will! Nobody better mess with me!
                      I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                        Jack sobbing in his office.

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                          Teal'c crying in Jack's office and Jack trying to comfort him!
                          Lt. Liam Mackenzie Harris
                          SG2

                          I'm an aunt again! YEA!!!

                          Spoiler:

                          Carpe Cliffum-Seize the Cliff! (copyright me, lol)



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                            Hammond (singing): I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts....
                            I'm a Slasher. I slash. It's what I do.
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                              Jack: "There they are a standing in a row..."

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                                Daniel Singing: I'm to sexy for my shirt my shirt!
                                Vala in background: Damn straight!

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