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    Anubis Super Solider Vs Jell-o

    Who would win? No, seriously. Who would win? Because I'm dying to know.

    #2
    Hmm.. tough question.

    First I going to list the advantages and disadvantages of each.

    Jell-o

    Advantages

    - Not alive
    - In abundace
    - Tasty
    - Easily reproduced

    Disadvantages

    - Lacks mobility
    - Lacks any form of offensive or defensive weapon
    - Bright colors mean it's only camoflauged on a small amount of planets
    - Has to be kept in cool places
    - Made almost entirly of water and sugar

    Super Soldier

    Advantages

    - Great offensive weapons
    - Great defensive armor
    - Can move around

    Disadvantages

    - Has a soft spot for Jell-o (Episode 6x19)
    - Has no mouth in which to eat the Jell-o it desires so much, causing the beast to go insane
    - Doesn't have easy acess to spoons
    - Anubis kind of looks like Jell-o, killing Jell-o for them, could be like killing their leader.

    Now for the conclusion. Jell-o I think holds the upper hand. It's just too good for a Super Soldier to want to kill.

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      #3
      You have entered a new level of awesomeness in my book. Green for you!

      Let's keep it flowing, people. XD

      Edit: I cannot green you yet. but when I can, I will.

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        #4
        The super soldier would probably drown in jello.

        Best Stargate quote:
        Sheppard: (yells to McKay) Canadian football is a joke! Celine Dion is overrated! Zelenka is smarter than you are!
        Green is your friend.

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          #5
          Originally posted by freyr's mother
          The super soldier would probably drown in jello.
          Assuming it didn't have a heart attack first.

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            #6
            JELL-O would soooo win IT'S FRICKING HOT!!!!!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Puddle_Jumper_One
              JELL-O would soooo win IT'S FRICKING HOT!!!!!!
              Isn't it meant to be eaten cold?

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                #8
                Yes, the makers of Jello intended it to be eaten cold, but hot Jello tastes pretty darn good.

                I'm thinking if you put enough Jello on a slick surface, you'd have the super soldiers slippy-sliding all over the set!
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Syera
                  Yes, the makers of Jello intended it to be eaten cold, but hot Jello tastes pretty darn good.
                  Really...? I've never had hot jello before or are you kidding about the whole hot thing?

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                    #10
                    Nope, I'm not. Try mixing up some cherry Jello and taking a sip of it while it's still hot. It's good.
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                      #11
                      Hot jello tomorrow it is then.

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                        #12
                        I prefer Instant Jello, or (Instant) Jello Pudding mix.

                        Best Stargate quote:
                        Sheppard: (yells to McKay) Canadian football is a joke! Celine Dion is overrated! Zelenka is smarter than you are!
                        Green is your friend.

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                          #13
                          I like the Jell-O Cups

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                            #14
                            Woo! This thread turned out better than I could ever dream. LOL!

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