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IcyNeko
May 16th, 2006, 02:33 PM
Who would win? No, seriously. Who would win? Because I'm dying to know.

Chutzpah
May 16th, 2006, 03:14 PM
Hmm.. tough question.

First I going to list the advantages and disadvantages of each.

Jell-o

Advantages

- Not alive
- In abundace
- Tasty
- Easily reproduced

Disadvantages

- Lacks mobility
- Lacks any form of offensive or defensive weapon
- Bright colors mean it's only camoflauged on a small amount of planets
- Has to be kept in cool places
- Made almost entirly of water and sugar

Super Soldier

Advantages

- Great offensive weapons
- Great defensive armor
- Can move around

Disadvantages

- Has a soft spot for Jell-o (Episode 6x19)
- Has no mouth in which to eat the Jell-o it desires so much, causing the beast to go insane
- Doesn't have easy acess to spoons
- Anubis kind of looks like Jell-o, killing Jell-o for them, could be like killing their leader.

Now for the conclusion. Jell-o I think holds the upper hand. It's just too good for a Super Soldier to want to kill.

At least your comparing things that have existed in the same show :P

IcyNeko
May 16th, 2006, 03:19 PM
You have entered a new level of awesomeness in my book. Green for you!

Let's keep it flowing, people. XD

Edit: I cannot green you yet. but when I can, I will.

freyr's mother
May 16th, 2006, 04:48 PM
The super soldier would probably drown in jello.

Oranos
May 16th, 2006, 05:01 PM
The super soldier would probably drown in jello.

Assuming it didn't have a heart attack first. :rolleyes:

Commander Jumper
May 16th, 2006, 05:01 PM
JELL-O would soooo win IT'S FRICKING HOT!!!!!!

Oranos
May 16th, 2006, 05:02 PM
JELL-O would soooo win IT'S FRICKING HOT!!!!!!

Isn't it meant to be eaten cold?;)

Syera
May 16th, 2006, 05:13 PM
Yes, the makers of Jello intended it to be eaten cold, but hot Jello tastes pretty darn good.

I'm thinking if you put enough Jello on a slick surface, you'd have the super soldiers slippy-sliding all over the set!

Oranos
May 16th, 2006, 05:16 PM
Yes, the makers of Jello intended it to be eaten cold, but hot Jello tastes pretty darn good.


Really...? I've never had hot jello before or are you kidding about the whole hot thing?

Syera
May 16th, 2006, 05:23 PM
Nope, I'm not. Try mixing up some cherry Jello and taking a sip of it while it's still hot. It's good. :)

Oranos
May 16th, 2006, 05:25 PM
Hot jello tomorrow it is then.

freyr's mother
May 16th, 2006, 05:26 PM
I prefer Instant Jello, or (Instant) Jello Pudding mix.:jack:

Commander Jumper
May 16th, 2006, 06:53 PM
I like the Jell-O Cups

IcyNeko
May 17th, 2006, 08:41 AM
Woo! This thread turned out better than I could ever dream. LOL!