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Pharaoh Atem
April 11th, 2006, 08:25 PM
ori believe in us or die

ori where coming to earth the see if we can get our book on the best sellers list

ori believing in us may cause weakness hot flashes skin rash

IcyNeko
April 11th, 2006, 08:39 PM
Book of Origins: THe Natural Sleeping Aid
Ori: We spread the new STDs in the UNiverse.

Chutzpah
April 11th, 2006, 09:09 PM
Training a Prior - A Human sacrifice, and a $20,000 bill for tuition and course related costs.

Cost of building the invasion fleet - $1,600,000 in work related injury lawsuits.

Materials for the Supergate - 1,000 slave lives and a $56,000,000,000 power bill.

The looks on the faces of the reglious leaders we cause to bow before us for fear of death - Priceless.

When planning to take over a galaxy, use Mastercard.

Prior_of_the_Ori
April 12th, 2006, 06:26 AM
"Those who abandon the path are evil."

Hallowed are the Ori.

Wyrminarrd
April 12th, 2006, 07:26 AM
Ori - your conversion in 30 minutes or less or you die.

Ori - We are at least more interesting then the Wraith.

Spin
April 12th, 2006, 09:44 AM
Training a Prior - A Human sacrifice, and a $20,000 bill for tuition and corse related costs.

Cost of building the invasion fleet - $1,600,000 in work related injury lawsuits.

Materials for the Supergate - 1,000 slave lives and a $56,000,000,000 power bill.

The looks on the faces of the reglious leaders we cause to bow before us for fear of death - Priceless.

When planning to take of the galaxy, use Mastercard.

that made me laugh

The Signal
April 12th, 2006, 09:49 AM
Ori Portapotty service, our ships for yout s**t

The Engineer
April 12th, 2006, 02:42 PM
Our toilet class warships are really Made in Taiwan.

Erin
April 12th, 2006, 04:43 PM
I thought they're motto was "Hallowed are the Ori." But maybe that's just more of a catch phrase. Their motto should be "resistance is futile." No just kidding haha

the fifth man
April 12th, 2006, 06:34 PM
"Worship us or be made into dust."

Or how about this -

"Free Book of Origin with every conversion."

Trek_Girl42
April 12th, 2006, 06:47 PM
The Book of Origin: Prostration for every nation

Hallowed are the Ori, hollowed are their followers.

NakedJehutyV2
April 12th, 2006, 09:37 PM
very similar to bs earth religions

believe in us or burn in hel


ori say believe in us or die


more direct

Trek_Girl42
April 12th, 2006, 10:26 PM
If you still doubt our power, check out a black hole near you.

ShipShape
April 13th, 2006, 10:21 PM
I thought they're motto was "Hallowed are the Ori."
More like "Hollow" are the Ori. Or how about,
All worship the Ori---bend over and assume the position.:D

freyr's mother
April 14th, 2006, 10:18 AM
"We'll suck out your soul in exchange for a bag of magic tricks"

Bragi
April 14th, 2006, 10:34 AM
We put the Origin, in Original content.

The Prophet
April 14th, 2006, 10:36 AM
Origin- if you think we're bad, wait untill you see the Extremist Zealots of Origin!

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thomashortoncc
April 14th, 2006, 02:37 PM
convert or die - nice and simple

Gal-in-Black
April 14th, 2006, 05:11 PM
those who stray from the path to enlightenment get burnt to death.

Dutch_Razor
April 19th, 2006, 06:58 AM
Didn't I post in this thread already? Anyway:

Ori: like.no.other
Ori:With the same ease follow Origin (Dutch commercial)
Ori:If the book of Origin doesn't get to you within 30 minutes you'll be prior for free!