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Mr_Fantastic
March 24th, 2006, 06:13 PM
Every couple days, I am going to post a pic or two of a specific character. You guys write funny caps, and I announce a winner. The prize? I give the winner a positive rep. The first couple pics are of Daniel Jackson. Enjoy.

stargate barbie
March 24th, 2006, 06:24 PM
cool thread but check out the freeze frame game in the gen discussion section.

anyway a caption;

daniel; so you give me your number and i'll give you a call, k?
sam; daniel, its sam! jeez ya put on a short skirt and all of a sudden every guy forgets they're your friend!

OR

if you text too much, your hand will freeze that way. but sit next to a hot chick and you won't care.

Reefgirl
March 25th, 2006, 01:05 AM
Daniel: Sam, do me a favour and breathe heavily into this until you fill the tape on my answerphone

Wolvie
March 25th, 2006, 01:33 AM
Daniel: Well while we're stuck in traffic let's do it....let's prank call Jack!

Royal_Nonesuch
March 25th, 2006, 08:08 AM
Fun pic.

Sam: Daniel, when are you going to get your license back?

Daniel: When you stop being hot.

Royal

Delicious_Fat_Guy
March 25th, 2006, 06:03 PM
(Dan receives a text message)

Sam: Who's lillovelepard?
Dan: Give me that!!!

gwenhwyfar
March 25th, 2006, 10:17 PM
Daniel: I'm telling you Sam, my phone is the coolest!
*Daniel's phone rings and the Indians Jones theme is is ringtone*
Sam: You were saying?

Spectrum
March 25th, 2006, 10:57 PM
Daniel: It's Thor. He wants to know if we want to hang out and watch Star Wars with him and Teal'c.
Sam: Again? What is it with aliens and that movie?

Mr_Fantastic
March 26th, 2006, 01:38 PM
Daniel: I'm telling you Sam, my phone is the coolest!
*Daniel's phone rings and the Indians Jones theme is is ringtone*
Sam: You were saying?

great caps all, but the winner is gwenhwyfar. ok Here is the next pic, keep em comin. :)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/StargateSG-1.jpg

Delicious_Fat_Guy
March 26th, 2006, 02:16 PM
Jack: Is that what I think it is?
Sam: that's Amazing
Dan: I'm taping this
Jack: NO, That's the statue of Liberty :jack_new_anime05:

Spectrum
March 26th, 2006, 03:12 PM
Sam: Sir, are you sure these sunglasses should be a new requirement for our uniforms?
Jack: All the other SG teams are wearin them Carter! Besides, don't ya think they make us look cool?
Teal'c: *eyebrow* I am unsure of this also O'neill.
Daniel: I like them! Look at all the attention we're getting.

4prettierships
March 26th, 2006, 03:15 PM
great caps all, but the winner is gwenhwyfar. ok Here is the next pic, keep em comin. :)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/StargateSG-1.jpg

Teal'c: Something smells...:tealcanime49:
Daniel: I think it might be that...:danielanime07:
Carter: What is it?:sam34:
Jack: I don't know but let's not stay! Daniel would want to make friends with it :jack_new_anime05:

ShippyChick
March 26th, 2006, 03:21 PM
Daniel: Jack you never tols us your sister was a stripper.

Royal_Nonesuch
March 26th, 2006, 04:01 PM
great caps all, but the winner is gwenhwyfar. ok Here is the next pic, keep em comin. :)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/StargateSG-1.jpg

Jack: This four person tanning room is not workin' T'.

Teal'c: Indeed.

Royal

stargate barbie
March 26th, 2006, 05:05 PM
great caps all, but the winner is gwenhwyfar. ok Here is the next pic, keep em comin. :)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/StargateSG-1.jpg
tour guide (o.s): and on your left you'll see a historically acurate 1/5th scale model of the great pyramids.

jack: and on my right i'll see some chick in a short skirt! sweet!

4prettierships
March 29th, 2006, 09:32 PM
We need more captions!! Also, we need to know the winner!!
Mr_Fantastic- I can't stand the suspense anymore :P

Wolvie
March 29th, 2006, 10:05 PM
great caps all, but the winner is gwenhwyfar. ok Here is the next pic, keep em comin. :)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/StargateSG-1.jpg

Sam: Another desert planet Daniel!?
Daniel: Isn't it great! I soooo have to record this!
Sam: But it's just sand...
Daniel: It's not just sand, it's Alien sand!
Jack: Tealc you wanna help me hurt Daniel?
Tealc: Indeed

Mr_Fantastic
March 30th, 2006, 04:40 PM
tour guide (o.s): and on your left you'll see a historically acurate 1/5th scale model of the great pyramids.

jack: and on my right i'll see some chick in a short skirt! sweet!
Great Caps All! and the winner is...*drum roll* Stargate Barbie! nice cap. Sorry for the delay,here is the new pic!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg

Delicious_Fat_Guy
March 30th, 2006, 04:49 PM
Dan: I'm reading it for the Articles, I swear

4prettierships
March 30th, 2006, 06:59 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg

*Daniel Reads Script* bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh... WHAT!! I am dying AGAIN in this episode? Don't TPTB think they've exhausted this course of action!? Wait!! I never said I wanted off the episode! Am I being FIRED? Idiots!

gwenhwyfar
March 30th, 2006, 07:01 PM
Great Caps All! and the winner is...*drum roll* Stargate Barbie! nice cap. Sorry for the delay,here is the new pic!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg

Daniel: Hmmm...Sam's diary. Well she did read mine!

Royal_Nonesuch
March 30th, 2006, 08:45 PM
Great Caps All! and the winner is...*drum roll* Stargate Barbie! nice cap. Sorry for the delay,here is the new pic!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg

Daniel: When did I take that picture?

Royal

Trek_Girl42
March 30th, 2006, 09:31 PM
Daniel: Okay... Who threw that?

Reefgirl
March 30th, 2006, 10:03 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg
Right, screw A fits into hole B and bit C fits into flap D. The Stargate would have to disintigrate when Sam and Walter are on holiday

atlantisrocks
March 30th, 2006, 10:22 PM
Great Caps All! and the winner is...*drum roll* Stargate Barbie! nice cap. Sorry for the delay,here is the new pic!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg

Daniel writes: "Can you tell me about the 'Chamber of Secrets?'" :p

Insipid
March 30th, 2006, 10:32 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg

I'm a Goa'uld gay icon? What?

Ronnikins
March 30th, 2006, 10:53 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg

Daniel: I don't get it. Why are Sheppard and Mitchell in the Top 10 Fantasy Hunks and I'm not???:confused:

Delicious_Fat_Guy
March 31st, 2006, 03:59 AM
Dan: as we were about to embrace, and except the passion within....

Sam: What'ch you reading?

Dan: Nothing, you know symbol stuff

Sam: Uh Huh, How come Fabio is on the cover?

Sam_Carter
March 31st, 2006, 04:19 AM
Great Caps All! and the winner is...*drum roll* Stargate Barbie! nice cap. Sorry for the delay,here is the new pic!
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg


Dan - They need me naked again... *gasps* oh god that means... full body wax! *shudders*.

Wolvie
March 31st, 2006, 04:55 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg

That's right, stand here and pretend to be reading something important in this book and no one will ask you to do any real work....I think I might order a pizza when I get back to earth mmmmm pizza....

hermiod626
April 1st, 2006, 02:51 AM
Daniel finally realizes the last peice to a very troubling puzzle "so that's why sgt siler thinks of rasberry yogurt everytime he sees sam! EWWWWW! that is just unsanitary!"

Mr_Fantastic
April 3rd, 2006, 02:16 PM
Great Posts all! And this week's winner is........

Royal_Nonesuch!

Daniel: When did I take that picture?

Royal

Here is the new pic:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/JackONeill.jpg

Trek_Girl42
April 3rd, 2006, 02:28 PM
Great Posts all! And this week's winner is........

Royal_Nonesuch!


Here is the new pic:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/JackONeill.jpg
Sam: Is that what I think it is?
Daniel: It does appear to resemble.....
Jack: Teal'c, what's with the.....dolls?
Teal'c: I have brought along my Star Wars action figures to demonstrate strategy.

Royal_Nonesuch
April 3rd, 2006, 04:13 PM
Great Posts all! And this week's winner is........

Royal_Nonesuch!


Here is the new pic:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/JackONeill.jpg

SAM: It looks like a man crying.
DANIEL: I was thinking an overflowing toilet.
JACK: Teal'c, I think you can give up the avant garde painting for a while....

Royal

Mandysg1
April 3rd, 2006, 06:26 PM
Daniel: Yep okay, I've got the translation. It says put your right foot on red...Your left hand on green. Jack I said right hand on green! Not on Sam's ass!

Edit: oops that was the previous picture :O

Mandysg1
April 3rd, 2006, 06:32 PM
Great Posts all! And this week's winner is........

Royal_Nonesuch!


Here is the new pic:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/JackONeill.jpg

Sam: Oh...I didn't think Teal'c could get into that position
Daniel: I think it's some sort of Jaffa ritual
Jack: Yea, well been there, done that

hermiod626
April 4th, 2006, 01:31 AM
jack: Okay what are we looking at?
Daniel: I think it's a traditional Jaffa...I have no clue, but it looks like....
Sam: Teal'c what have I told you about wearing my undergarments?

eri-chan
April 4th, 2006, 02:04 AM
Here is the new pic:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/JackONeill.jpg
sam: teal'c that's not a donut...
teal'c (o.s): it is indeed a krispy kreme
jack: is that even edible?
daniel: i'm with sam on this one

4prettierships
April 4th, 2006, 09:03 AM
Great Posts all! And this week's winner is........

Royal_Nonesuch!


Here is the new pic:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/JackONeill.jpg

Carter: What are you doing?
Jack: *unimpressed*
Daniel: General?
General Hammond: I'm working on my backwards dog yoga techniques, it really helps with my flexibility!

Mr_Fantastic
April 7th, 2006, 05:21 AM
Carter: What are you doing?
Jack: *unimpressed*
Daniel: General?
General Hammond: I'm working on my backwards dog yoga techniques, it really helps with my flexibility!
lol great caps all. the winner is....4prettierships!!! Great post!
ok here is the new pic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Stargate.jpg

4prettierships
April 7th, 2006, 06:05 AM
lol great caps all. the winner is....4prettierships!!! Great post!
ok here is the new pic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Stargate.jpg

Sam: You're not McKay.. What happened to McKay? :(
Jack: Sam... we need to talk!

ChillinTheMost
April 7th, 2006, 06:16 AM
:sam: Sam: I hear footsteps.
:jack: Jack: Shhhh. Maybe they'll go away. I don't want to share the hottub today.

ChillinTheMost
April 7th, 2006, 06:18 AM
SAM: It looks like a man crying.
DANIEL: I was thinking an overflowing toilet.
JACK: Teal'c, I think you can give up the avant garde painting for a while....

Royal
LOL.

ForeverSg1
April 7th, 2006, 07:04 AM
I know these capping contests are all over, but I couldn't help myself. I just had to join in the silliness.

http://forum.gateworld.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=2585&d=1143256359

Daniel: Well I've got some good news and some bad news.
Daniel: Jack finally contacted Thor and he won't be able to attend the poker game on Friday night.
Sam: I take it that's the bad news, so what's the good news?
Daniel: I've just saved a ton of money by switching to Geiko.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/StargateSG-1.jpg
Sam: I don't know Daniel, I'm just not feeling the same vibe from this place as you.
Teal'c: I concur, Captain Carter.
Daniel: Oh come on Sam, just give it a chance. I know it doesn't look like much at the moment, but just wait until you see the...
Jack: ...oh yeah, I'm definitely starting to feel some-thin'.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg
Daniel: What do you mean you had someone clean up my office while we were gone? What did you throw away? Jack? JACK!?!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/JackONeill.jpg

Sam: How does Teal'c do that...
Daniel: ...without catching it on fire?
Jack: I'm not sure, but that's just wrong how it bends like that.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Stargate.jpg

Sam: Uh sir, please tell me that's just your sidearm.
Jack: Uhhhh.

Reefgirl
April 7th, 2006, 07:38 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Stargate.jpg

Sam: Sir I've got a magnifying glass in my vest pocket, would you like me to duck under the water and look for it, you know that thing you said you always lose in cold water

Mandysg1
April 7th, 2006, 08:17 AM
ok here is the new pic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Stargate.jpg

Sam: Sir when you said sometimes you just have to jump in feet first, I didn't think you were being literal.

stargate barbie
April 7th, 2006, 01:54 PM
lol great caps all. the winner is....4prettierships!!! Great post!
ok here is the new pic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Stargate.jpg
this is the last time we try going through the gate sideways! it never works out well.

gwenhwyfar
April 7th, 2006, 02:01 PM
lol great caps all. the winner is....4prettierships!!! Great post!
ok here is the new pic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Stargate.jpg


Jack: This is not what I was expecting when Daniel said the temple was 'Extremely close to water'!

Trek_Girl42
April 7th, 2006, 04:06 PM
Sam: You just had to leave the tap running.

Dr.J_girl
April 8th, 2006, 10:27 AM
Sam: sir is this a bad time to tell you I can't swim?
Jack: don't worry carter we wont die thats daniels thing:daniel:

Mr_Fantastic
April 21st, 2006, 07:37 AM
great posts everybody! The winner is 4prettierships! Great Cap.


Sam: You're not McKay.. What happened to McKay? :(
Jack: Sam... we need to talk!
Ok folks here is this week's pichttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson.jpg

ChillinTheMost
April 21st, 2006, 08:12 AM
Ok folks here is this week's pichttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson.jpg
Daniel: "Nooooo, you're supposed to serve me."

Vicky
April 21st, 2006, 08:23 AM
staring contest
Daniel: *thinking* I'll win
Oma: *thinking* I have all the time in the world...

Delicious_Fat_Guy
April 21st, 2006, 08:31 AM
Waiteress: So do you want fries with that?

4prettierships
April 21st, 2006, 08:32 AM
great posts everybody! The winner is 4prettierships! Great Cap.


Ok folks here is this week's pichttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson.jpg


Daniel: Advise? You call that advise? I love this shirt! Why would I throw it away... anyways.. it's not half as bad as what you're wearing.... Seriously, who wears half a hat!

:D

Captain-Peregrine
April 21st, 2006, 08:36 AM
Daniel: "Nooooo, you're supposed to serve me."

lol

Reefgirl
April 21st, 2006, 09:05 AM
great posts everybody! The winner is 4prettierships! Great Cap.


Ok folks here is this week's pichttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson.jpg
Daniel: Waddya mean the fat guy drank all the coffee

4prettierships
April 21st, 2006, 10:44 AM
Daniel: Waddya mean the fat guy drank all the coffee


On closer inspection, it's obvious that there are two half-full coffee pots at the top right of the picture :D funny though

Morgania
April 21st, 2006, 10:57 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson.jpg

Daniel: What?! When I ascend, I have to drink decaf?!?!
Oma: I'm sorry, but it's true.

FoolishPleasure
April 21st, 2006, 11:04 AM
Ok folks here is this week's pichttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson.jpg
Daniel: Sorry to tell you this Oma, but the meatloaf here is just as bad as Earth's.

mckaychick
April 21st, 2006, 11:07 AM
Wow im loving all these!!!

Royal_Nonesuch
April 21st, 2006, 02:14 PM
great posts everybody! The winner is 4prettierships! Great Cap.


Ok folks here is this week's pic http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson.jpg

Oma: Daniel, give me your hands...

Daniel: Oma, I know you're into the mystical side of things, but don't you think palm reading is a tad ridiciulous?

Royal

Cpt. Obvious
April 21st, 2006, 09:13 PM
Daniel: Just a little longer. C'mon, hang in there.

Oma: Give it up Daniel. You can't beat me.

Daniel: Ok I give up. Maybe a staring contest wasn't the best idea.

The Signal
April 22nd, 2006, 05:48 AM
Daniel: Oma, Im gonna win
Oma: Not a chance
Jim/Anubis: Dont you think poker would be better with cards?

ReganX
April 22nd, 2006, 09:45 AM
Ok folks here is this week's pichttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson.jpg

*This was turning out to be the most awkward first date Daniel had ever been on.*

Daniel: So, do you like...stuff?

Oma: No.

Daniel: That's...uh...interesting.

stargate barbie
April 22nd, 2006, 03:00 PM
*This was turning out to be the most awkward first date Daniel had ever been on.*

Daniel: So, do you like...stuff?

Oma: No.

Daniel: That's...uh...interesting.
ah dammit, i was gonna post a very very similar one. screw it, i'm posting mine anyway!

daniel thinking: this is the last time i join the "easy match dating network". thats 5 waitresses in 5 diners!

Sam_Carter
April 24th, 2006, 03:12 AM
Commentator: Aaaaaaaand up next in the sugar grabbing contest we have Dr Daniel Jaaaacksoooon!
All the way from a little planet we nearly ascended beings like to call earth, this is not his first time with us ladies and gentlemen. Dr Jackson has died once before and returns to reclaim his title as the fastest sugar grabber this side of the milky waaaayyyyyyy.

Facing off against him is the the legendary... the almighty... the extraordinary... OMAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*crowd goes wild*

Mandysg1
April 24th, 2006, 09:52 AM
great posts everybody! The winner is 4prettierships! Great Cap.


Ok folks here is this week's pichttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson.jpg

Daniel: Uma, Oma...Oma, Uma

Mr_Fantastic
April 24th, 2006, 05:19 PM
*This was turning out to be the most awkward first date Daniel had ever been on.*

Daniel: So, do you like...stuff?

Oma: No.

Daniel: That's...uh...interesting.
This week's winner is ReganX! Great Posts Everybody! OK here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

Royal_Nonesuch
April 24th, 2006, 06:16 PM
This week's winner is ReganX! Great Posts Everybody! OK here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

Sam: Daniel, too close.
*Daniel moves back slightly*

Royal

Sam fisher
April 24th, 2006, 06:55 PM
This week's winner is ReganX! Great Posts Everybody! OK here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

:sam: Eww!

:daniel: So that's why Jack has been spending all that time in the mens changing room.

Cpt. Obvious
April 24th, 2006, 07:13 PM
OK here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

An experiment gone wrong...

Sam: This doesn't make any sense.

Daniel: Uh, is Jack's head supposed to be that big?

4prettierships
April 24th, 2006, 08:05 PM
This week's winner is ReganX! Great Posts Everybody! OK here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg


In honor of SciFi Monday's showing of Heroes.... *Tear*


:daniel: What does it say?
:sam: Nothing important
:daniel: *catching his breath* so why did you run here?
:sam: to see if you would follow me
:daniel: You get me every time!

:D

Bragi
April 24th, 2006, 08:54 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

Michael: *Reading* Alas, the Stargate, whom I love like a woman has been destroyed.
Amanda: *Reading* Very insightful, Daniel, and logical too.
*Pause*
Amanda: Did we really sign on for another year of this?
Michael: I thought the writers said they were going to try harder in the 19th season.
Ben (Off-screen): Hey guys, you read the latest script? It's great, isn't it?

Qtyled
April 25th, 2006, 12:26 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg
Daniel: Wow, these captions arn't even funny.
Sam: I like the one about Jackson in a pink miniskirt.

Rodan5757
April 25th, 2006, 09:07 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

:sam: What's he doing...ohhhh, hmmmm...
*pause*
:sam: ...I didn't know he could bend that way...
:daniel: It's always the quite ones.

*As they watch Walter in the empty control room*

Mandysg1
April 25th, 2006, 02:32 PM
Originally Posted by Mr_Fantastic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

Daniel: So, ah are you going to tell him?
Sam: No way, I have my career to think about
Daniel: So I'm supposed to tell Jack that's not a Jaffa kilt he's wearing.

ReganX
April 26th, 2006, 04:36 AM
Michael: *Reading* Alas, the Stargate, whom I love like a woman has been destroyed.
Amanda: *Reading* Very insightful, Daniel, and logical too.
*Pause*
Amanda: Did we really sign on for another year of this?
Michael: I thought the writers said they were going to try harder in the 19th season.
Ben (Off-screen): Hey guys, you read the latest script? It's great, isn't it?

I love this one.

Morgania
April 26th, 2006, 03:56 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

Daniel: Is that what I think it is?
Sam: Yes... it turned out odd.
Daniel: I cant believe Jack got Thor to wear pants.

Bragi
April 26th, 2006, 05:43 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

Daniel: . . . and a tie. . . and now they're putting a little fedora on him.
Carter: I take back the odd comment. Now Thor just looks plain ol' cute.



(All credit and power to Morgania for the original.)

Syera
April 26th, 2006, 06:33 PM
Carter: I don't get it. My Sim-self (http://www.thesims2.com) is attracted to Dr. McKay? How is that possible?

cat_m_parker
April 26th, 2006, 06:58 PM
This week's winner is ReganX! Great Posts Everybody! OK here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg



Sam: You and Jack did WHAT???

Daniel: Oh S**t! He just had to put that on his livejournal didn't he!?

Vicky
April 27th, 2006, 03:23 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

Daniel: *thinking* Oh... My... God... I can't believe Vala put the security videos from our time on the Prometheus on every computer of the base

Sam: *thinking* And he said he beat the crap out of her...

Jakebbq
April 27th, 2006, 04:55 AM
Sam: it's so big
Daniel: wait a minute, zoom out
Sam: teal'c
Daniel: I new i Shouldnt have lent him my digital camera

Mr_Fantastic
April 27th, 2006, 09:23 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg

Michael: *Reading* Alas, the Stargate, whom I love like a woman has been destroyed.
Amanda: *Reading* Very insightful, Daniel, and logical too.
*Pause*
Amanda: Did we really sign on for another year of this?
Michael: I thought the writers said they were going to try harder in the 19th season.
Ben (Off-screen): Hey guys, you read the latest script? It's great, isn't it?
The winner is Bragi! Great posts! ok here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA4.jpg

Rodan5757
April 27th, 2006, 09:24 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA4.jpg

:jack: "What do you mean I've got something on my head?"

ReganX
April 27th, 2006, 09:26 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA4.jpg

JAck: *looking in a mirror* To He|| with safety regulations, there is no way I'm stepping through the 'gate in this thing!

4prettierships
April 27th, 2006, 09:34 AM
The winner is Bragi! Great posts! ok here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA4.jpg

:jack: JEEZ Teal'c! Do I have a bulls-eye on my forehead or something?
:tealc: Well, It does say "select". Is that not where I am supposed to aim?

Mandysg1
April 27th, 2006, 09:55 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA4.jpg

Jack: I said I wanted sleeves on my bullet proof jacket, Not this!

Bragi
April 27th, 2006, 10:00 AM
The winner is Bragi! Great posts! ok here is the new pic.

w00t! What do I win?

*Pause*

Guys? ...............................Guys?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA4.jpg

*Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c snicker off-screen.*
Jack: Oh for cryin' out loud... knock it off! Doc Frasier says I gotta wear this thing from now on.
*Pause*
Daniel (off-screen): Doctor Frasier, Jack?
*Pause*
Jack: Fine, my mother. But I am so telling Hammond to make this standard-issue!

Syera
April 27th, 2006, 11:44 AM
"Am I imagining things... or do I have some kinda alien critter latched to my head?"

captain jake
April 27th, 2006, 05:24 PM
Daniel- What is that?
Sam- I hacked into jacks e-mail
Daniel- Hm....... Anything good
Sam- (Smirk on her face) Just a bunch of emails forwarded from match.com

Allestian
April 28th, 2006, 03:25 AM
Click on the select icon when you've chosen you character for 'Stargate Boxing Tournament'

:D

ReganX
April 28th, 2006, 03:53 AM
Jack: It's to keep those stupid ancient devices from grabbing my head!!

Good one.

NowIWillDestroyAbydos
April 29th, 2006, 06:32 PM
Here's a good SGA one:
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8316/letters2109kk.jpg

McKay: If you do anything with this Tape, I'll Kill you
Ford: I'm Killing you right now, Rodney
McKay: Focus Aiden, I'm not going to tell you again
McKay: Wait!? You are Killing me, AAAHHHH.
Ford: That's what you get when you mess with "the Ford".

Bragi
April 29th, 2006, 08:24 PM
^^^^^^^

Wrong thread for that, dude.

This is the right one. (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=24123)

Sam fisher
April 30th, 2006, 10:06 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA4.jpg
Sam (off-screen): Uh Jack, whats with the head protecter?
Jack: It's Daniel's fault!
Daniel (off-screen): It all started when I gave him Half-Life 2 as a birthday gift.

NowIWillDestroyAbydos
April 30th, 2006, 12:21 PM
^^^^^^^

Wrong thread for that, dude.

This is the right one. (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=24123)
I think your wrong man, I think this is a right thread for it

Bragi
April 30th, 2006, 12:43 PM
Nope.

This is a game where Mr_Fantastic posts a picture, and we come up with a funny caption for it. Then he awards the funniest caption with some green.

The Freeze-Frame Game is a different thread entirely, and that's the one I linked you to.


Every couple days, I am going to post a pic or two of a specific character. You guys write funny caps, and I announce a winner. The prize? I give the winner a positive rep. The first couple pics are of Daniel Jackson. Enjoy.

captain jake
April 30th, 2006, 12:50 PM
Bragi is right!! sorry

Mr_Fantastic
April 30th, 2006, 04:07 PM
Jack: It's to keep those stupid ancient devices from grabbing my head!!

Great posts! the winner is Atlantis1!

Ok here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

_WraithQueen_
April 30th, 2006, 05:09 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg
Teal'c coulnt help but wonder why O'neill got the big gun whilst he got stuck with the glorifyed paintballer

captain jake
April 30th, 2006, 05:32 PM
Teal'c- Should you not take point O'Neill?
Jack- No! what if we get attacked you can stop them.
Teal'c- Do you not have the more formidable weapon?
Jack- Ya............ But it is blue so it sticks out.... Makes us a target.
Teal'c- Very well (Raises a eyebrow)

Bragi
April 30th, 2006, 06:02 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

Jack: Is that what I think it is?
Daniel: It can't be, because I was going to say. . .
Teal'c: Major Carter wrestling with a disrobed and slime-covered. . . Major Carter.
*Pause*
Jack: I know we should be stopping them but. . .

Mandysg1
April 30th, 2006, 07:27 PM
Great posts! the winner is Atlantis1!

Ok here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

Teal'c: Why does O'Neill always get the biggest gun?
Daniel: Well at least my gun is bigger than your..
Sam: (off screen) Guy, guys you should know by now that size doesn't matter.

4prettierships
April 30th, 2006, 07:34 PM
Great posts! the winner is Atlantis1!

Ok here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

Jack: When I think I'm safe and don't need to worry about getting Ancient downloaded into my brain this happens...
Teal'c: Indeed.
Daniel: Were you out of your mind putting your hand in that thing? Remember what happened last time you got stuck in an alien device?
Jack: Indeed....

ChillinTheMost
May 1st, 2006, 03:16 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

Chris: Rick, I know this is a SciFi show, but we try to at least make it look realistic!
Rick: But it's my super-duper Ray Gun! For fighting aliens!

Vicky
May 1st, 2006, 04:05 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg
Sam (off-screen): Er, guys? You want to compensate for something else?
Daniel: Did she just implied what I think she implied?
Jack: Carter?
Teal'c: *thinking* She can't be talking about me...

Qtyled
May 2nd, 2006, 03:34 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

Teal'c: O'Neill, were you not meant to bring the Replicator Disruptor.
Jack: I thought this was it?
Daniel: Jack, that's a hairdryer.

Sam_Carter
May 2nd, 2006, 03:58 AM
Teal'c coulnt help but wonder why O'neill got the big gun whilst he got stuck with the glorifyed paintballer

ROFL!!!! GENIUS!!!!!! love it!

jazz!
May 2nd, 2006, 12:23 PM
Teal'c: Colonel O'Neill,- this is incredibly odd!?

Daniel: What? :confused:

Jack: Ya, I know

Daniel: WHAT!? :mad:

Jack: Well, er whats with the pants Danny!? They don't match your top! Black/Green?! eh!?

IcyNeko
May 2nd, 2006, 02:34 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson2.jpg
These Ancient writings make no reference to an "accinet data base"...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Stargate.jpg
Colonel, I think the level of BS is getting a bit too high...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/DanielJackson3.jpg
What the hell is he talking about now? The sentence structure doesn't make sense... I can't even read his posts...

gwenhwyfar
May 6th, 2006, 10:12 PM
Great posts! the winner is Atlantis1!

Ok here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

Teal'c: Should we intervine O'Neill?
Jack: That's gotta hurt! Not yet Teal'c.
Daniel: She's chased him to five different planets!
Teal'c: I learned long ago that Tauri women are very protective of their chocolate.
Jack: Harriman should have known...

ReganX
May 6th, 2006, 11:07 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

Sam *offscreen*: It's okay, guys. I can handle this.
Jack: But it took me ages to build my disruptor and...
*Sam, still offscreen, kisses Fifth on the cheek. Fifth promptly disintegrates*
Jack: Damn Black Widow Curse! You're hogging all the fun, Carter.
Daniel: *whispers* Does anybody else feel bad about siccing Sam on all the bad guys - it's like shooting fish in a barrel.
Teal'c: Indeed.

RZN
May 7th, 2006, 08:31 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg



Teal'c: As anyone can clearly see, O'neill, your gun simply looks stupid. My gun is clearly much better.
Jack: No way Teal'c. You just have a regular gun, but my gun is unique.
Teal'c: Uniquely stupid, O'neill.
Daniel thinking: We could be off saving Sam, but NO, arguing about whose gun is better is so much more important.

Sam fisher
May 7th, 2006, 09:38 AM
Great posts! the winner is Atlantis1!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg


Jack: Daniel, what's with the black coat and green pant's?
Daniel:Hey, I just got out of the shower when Teal'c called and said I had five minutes before he picked me up, I had to scramble.

Anubis69
May 7th, 2006, 11:12 AM
Great posts! the winner is Atlantis1!

Ok here is the new pic.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg
Teal'c:...Did you just fart, O'Neill?

Spectrum
May 7th, 2006, 01:09 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

O'neill: Guys, I thought we agreed on the green jacket and green pants for this misson.
Teal'c: I am positive it was black jacket and black pants O'neill.
Daniel: Uh, I couldn't remember so I went half and half with black jacket and green pants.
Sam (off screen): This is exactly why we need to call each other every day to coordinate our outfits!

Unorthodox
May 7th, 2006, 08:19 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/RDA7.jpg

Teal'c - "O'neill, should you not use the weapon on the Replicators?"

O'neill - "...I thought he was one...?"

Daniel - "Well, he was purple...but still, Barney as a Replicator?"

O'neill - "...It could happen..."

Sam (In background) - "I thought it was supposed to work on Replicators only...

captain jake
May 8th, 2006, 02:02 PM
Good one.

Mr_Fantastic
May 8th, 2006, 03:57 PM
Teal'c coulnt help but wonder why O'neill got the big gun whilst he got stuck with the glorifyed paintballer

Great posts! the winner is Wraithdude!

Ok here is the next pic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

Jumper One
May 8th, 2006, 04:05 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

"...Why isn't Mitchell wearing pants?"

captain jake
May 8th, 2006, 04:06 PM
What is O'neill doing to that fish??

Cpt. Obvious
May 8th, 2006, 06:34 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

Finally, my life is complete. I have seen an Oprah.

4prettierships
May 8th, 2006, 08:29 PM
Great posts! the winner is Wraithdude!

Ok here is the next pic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg


:tealc44: Take the damn picture already!!! I can't hold this pose forever! :mad:

Kindhoney
May 9th, 2006, 09:24 AM
:tealc44: Take the damn picture already!!! I can't hold this pose forever! :mad:
Wow! I have never Sam in such a way before. Ry'ac might be getting a sibling sooner than thought.

Unorthodox
May 9th, 2006, 12:14 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

Teal'c is amazed when he discovers the truth behind why Dr. Phill's eyes seem to bulge out all the time...

Mandysg1
May 9th, 2006, 12:42 PM
Ok here is the next pic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

Teal'c: Bra'tac, I never knew that about you.

Allestian
May 9th, 2006, 12:53 PM
Ok here is the next pic
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

Teal'c: That is strange. I can see the Atlantis team just a couple of miles away...shouldn't they be in the Pegasus Galaxy?

:D

Morgania
May 9th, 2006, 01:00 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

Is that what Darth Vader looks like without armour? Oh, I wish I hadnt seen that.

Rodan5757
May 9th, 2006, 01:27 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

Teal'c: I get paid how much?

Bragi
May 9th, 2006, 01:37 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/3x20_074_small.jpg
O'Neill (Off-screen): Teal'c, do you see what I see?

*Teal'c puts the binoculars to his eyes.*

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Care_Bears_Easter_small2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

Unorthodox
May 9th, 2006, 06:17 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/3x20_074_small.jpg
O'Neill (Off-screen): Teal'c, do you see what I see?

*Teal'c puts the binoculars to his eyes.*

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Care_Bears_Easter_small2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg
OMG Rofl!!! You're getting green!

Space Monkey52
May 9th, 2006, 06:27 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/3x20_074_small.jpg
O'Neill (Off-screen): Teal'c, do you see what I see?

*Teal'c puts the binoculars to his eyes.*

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Care_Bears_Easter_small2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

LOL! That's great!

Kindhoney
May 9th, 2006, 07:00 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/3x20_074_small.jpg
O'Neill (Off-screen): Teal'c, do you see what I see?

*Teal'c puts the binoculars to his eyes.*

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Care_Bears_Easter_small2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Tealc.jpg

Lmbo Bragi.

4prettierships
May 10th, 2006, 06:30 PM
I vote Bragi... Oh wait, I can't do that :o OH well, I do it anyways!

Bragi
May 10th, 2006, 06:48 PM
Well. . . it shouldn't really count, because it's not really within the rules. I didn't make a caption for the pic he inserted, I went beyond the scope of the contest.

Of course, I leave it up to Mr_Fantastic.

But thanks for the green and "lmao's" y'all!

Allestian
May 11th, 2006, 03:29 AM
Fantastic pics there Bragi.

:D

Mr_Fantastic
May 11th, 2006, 05:37 AM
The Winner is Bragi!

Going above and beyond the call of duty, Bragi. Great posts!

Ok here is the next pic

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg

Rodan5757
May 11th, 2006, 05:40 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Carter.jpg

Sam: Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm hunting wabbits.

Kindhoney
May 11th, 2006, 06:43 AM
Yes Elmer Fudd I think.

Rodan5757
May 11th, 2006, 06:46 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg

Daniel: I know I know, I'm just so damn cute!

You changed the pic, for curiosities sake, why?

4prettierships
May 11th, 2006, 08:56 AM
The Winner is Bragi!

Going above and beyond the call of duty, Bragi. Great posts!

Ok here is the next pic

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg

Character off Screen - "Oh you're so cute!! My how much you've changed since I've seen you last, my little Danny wanny poo!"

Daniel *thinking* - Oh no, here we go again!! I thought I grew out of grandma pinching my cheeks 20 years ago.. How wrong I was...

Allestian
May 11th, 2006, 12:55 PM
Ok here is the next pic

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg

MS: If I make myself look as small as possible then maybe the raving fan girls won't notice me...

:D

Happy_Gate
May 11th, 2006, 01:02 PM
The Winner is Bragi!

Going above and beyond the call of duty, Bragi. Great posts!

Ok here is the next pic

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg
Daniel :Ooops! I hope nobody smells that.........

Mr_Fantastic
May 11th, 2006, 01:40 PM
Update: I changed the pic due to photobucket problems. It should be up for a brief 2 day contest at the start of next week.

Unorthodox
May 11th, 2006, 02:41 PM
When Jack asked Daniel about his sex life...

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg
Daniel (to Jack): "What about it?"

gwenhwyfar
May 11th, 2006, 02:58 PM
The Winner is Bragi!

Going above and beyond the call of duty, Bragi. Great posts!

Ok here is the next pic

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg
*offscreen* JACK: Carter he's doing it again...
SAM: Just ignore him sir.
JACK: I can't!
SAM: Daniel we all know you're the prettiest! You don't have to keep reminding us!

Lt. Colonel Ryu Gaia
May 11th, 2006, 03:21 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg

TEAL'C: DanielJackson, I have always believed that the excretion of certain gasses cause unpleasant odors.

O'NEILL: Oh, for cryin' out loud! Daniel, what the hell did you eat last night?

Mandysg1
May 11th, 2006, 06:19 PM
Ok here is the next pic

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg

Daniel: Hmm? I wonder how long Sam and Vala can keep that up for?

Ensign M.I.T.S
May 12th, 2006, 02:56 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg

Daniel: "The glue I put on Jack's chair should have set by now"

Off screen: Strap

Daniel: "eh, eh"

Allestian
May 12th, 2006, 03:27 AM
Daniel couldn't help but smile when he found the security tapes for the girls locker room...

Is that okay???

LOL

Qtyled
May 12th, 2006, 07:10 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg
Rabid Stargate Fan, running towards Michael Shanks:
Daniel... Dr. Daniel Jackson! Can I get your Autograph! In Ancient!!!

wormhole93
May 14th, 2006, 05:06 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg
Walter: Incoming wormhole!
Hammond: Close the iris!
*Anubis's hologram appears in the gateroom*
Anubis: My ship is targeting your world right now with a superweapon that you can't possibly destroy. Muahahahahaaaaaa!!!!
Hammond: How the hell did he get here so fast??
Daniel: *Looking innocent and backing away slowly*

jazz!
May 14th, 2006, 11:36 AM
The Winner is Bragi!

Going above and beyond the call of duty, Bragi. Great posts!

Ok here is the next pic

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg

Cam: Er, danny... your heads sinking into your neck!

Dan: Help me...... help meee I'm mmmmmelting.....

lvlister2005
May 19th, 2006, 03:12 AM
Daniels Thoughts: Just look, and smile and then Baal wont blow your head off.

or

Daniels Thoughts: Oh YIPPEE, I found yet another puzzle I have to take 10 seasons to figure out. (Smiles and chuckles)

misstweedledee
May 19th, 2006, 01:48 PM
The Winner is Bragi!

Going above and beyond the call of duty, Bragi. Great posts!

Ok here is the next pic

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg



To randomer

DANIEL: Your thinking about me naked arent you?.......Go on its fine, everybody does it.
Your impressed right? i can tell.


:D
xXx

ejohnno
May 29th, 2006, 06:22 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg
Daniel: muuurm those doughnuts make you feel all warm inside! :D

Chelle DB
May 30th, 2006, 03:08 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/47b5ad3a.jpg

"Hmmm...oh yeah...should I or should I not tell Sam that her shirt buttons have popped open...nice black bra Sam!!!"

Syera
May 30th, 2006, 06:52 PM
"Jack had to wonder about Daniel's unusually cheerful expression. It wasn't until the colonel noticed the archaeologist hadn't blinked for several minutes that he realized Daniel had left behind a life-like dummy while hopping out for gin and spirits."

Chelle DB
May 30th, 2006, 08:17 PM
"Jack had to wonder about Daniel's unusually cheerful expression. It wasn't until the colonel noticed the archaeologist hadn't blinked for several minutes that he realized Daniel had left behind a life-like dummy while hopping out for gin and spirits."

:lol: - That was funny!!! Good one!!

Allestian
June 5th, 2006, 12:14 AM
Are we going to get a new picture soon???

:lol:

Erm, Daniel couldn't help but watch as Jack tried to show Teal'c how different he was to a jaffa cake...

:D

Mr_Fantastic
June 26th, 2006, 06:29 PM
Hey all! I'm back! Remember me!? To mark the triumphant return of Mr_Fantastic, everybody gets green! Ok. here is the 'new' pic. Sorry for the delay.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

Jumper One
June 26th, 2006, 07:00 PM
"You! You stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"

Sam fisher
June 26th, 2006, 07:56 PM
"Where...is...my...turkey...sandwich?"

Syera
June 27th, 2006, 06:25 AM
"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

Unorthodox
June 27th, 2006, 08:55 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

"Are you feelin' lucky? Well, do ya...Punk!?"

Allestian
June 27th, 2006, 01:05 PM
Hey all! I'm back! Remember me!? To mark the triumphant return of Mr_Fantastic, everybody gets green! Ok. here is the 'new' pic. Sorry for the delay.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

Yay!!! New pic!!!

Okay there are a number of captions going through my head here but none of them are suitable for this thread.

:P

As the 11th Doctor was revealed to the public some people believe that the sonic screwdriver was becoming a bit exaggerated. As well as the clothing.

:D

wurlitzer153
June 29th, 2006, 09:00 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg
"I've got a sonic device and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Morgania
July 1st, 2006, 07:06 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg


"Hand over the beer and nobody gets hurt".

Cpt. Obvious
July 3rd, 2006, 08:03 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

"You want the sonic device? You can't handle the sonic device!"

Syera
July 8th, 2006, 12:57 PM
"Vzzzzzhhhh vooooommmm zzzzhhhweee! Zhhweee!"
"Sheppard, enough with playing Star Wars."

"Hey, Mr. Tambourine man..."

Bragi
July 8th, 2006, 02:19 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

Sheppard: I don't care how you dress it up, Elizabeth. I know a comb when I see one!

Nolamom
July 8th, 2006, 08:22 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg
"Here's the new ice cream scoop that will keep Rodney on his diet!"

Aurora19
August 1st, 2006, 11:55 AM
Hey all! I'm back! Remember me!? To mark the triumphant return of Mr_Fantastic, everybody gets green! Ok. here is the 'new' pic. Sorry for the delay.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

"Carson, play another note on your bagpipes and I swear I'll shoot you!

Andrew Joshua Talon
August 5th, 2006, 12:22 AM
Hey all! I'm back! Remember me!? To mark the triumphant return of Mr_Fantastic, everybody gets green! Ok. here is the 'new' pic. Sorry for the delay.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

Sheppard: Obey the microphone! ... Sonic device... Whatever!

Commander Jumper
August 5th, 2006, 12:44 AM
Hey all! I'm back! Remember me!? To mark the triumphant return of Mr_Fantastic, everybody gets green! Ok. here is the 'new' pic. Sorry for the delay.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg
:sheppard:: Freeeeeeee and the home of the braaaaaaaaaaaaaave
Simon Cowell: the worst tonight
Randy Jackson: I dunno....I think he can make it
Paula Abdul: sweetie you have a great personality but your not quite cut out for this kind of comptettion
:sheppard:: Ha! I knew you'd say that! that's why this microphone is really....dundundun A ZAT!

jazz!
August 5th, 2006, 05:08 AM
Shep: What? This gun shoots an invisible laser beam? Where are the special effects?

[Offscreen]
DeLuise:
Urm..... Budget cuts - just know that: it sounds like zwoooof!
Can you do that for me Joe?
Great! Your my favourite :D

susanne
August 5th, 2006, 06:02 AM
Hey all! I'm back! Remember me!? To mark the triumphant return of Mr_Fantastic, everybody gets green! Ok. here is the 'new' pic. Sorry for the delay.


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg
shep: give me the gel and no one gets hurt!

Commander Jumper
August 5th, 2006, 06:26 AM
Shep: What? This gun shoots an invisible laser beam? Where are the special effects?

[Offscreen]
DeLuise:
Urm..... Budget cuts - just know that: it sounds like zwoooof!
Can you do that for me Joe?
Great! Your my favourite :D
:lol: I loved that episode.

Joe: the audience will know they're there
Deluise: Kill the Dead Aleins. Now kirk away Joe!

Superstargate
August 7th, 2006, 02:58 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

"I've got a...triangle...thing...and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Or...

"No one... no one touches my sonic metal detector! YOU HEAR ME?!"

Elles
August 8th, 2006, 12:31 AM
"I've got a...triangle...thing...and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Or...

"No one... no one touches my sonic metal detector! YOU HEAR ME?!"
Or...

"Hey! Who replaced my bannana with a cheap TV prop?!?"

gkyun
August 8th, 2006, 02:00 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

Gimme the cupcake! Gimme the cupcake! Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!!!

gwenhwyfar
August 8th, 2006, 09:22 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg

"Now, I want to know who sent out the memo spoiling the final Harry Potter book, and I want to know right now!!"

Kindhoney
August 17th, 2006, 07:04 AM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a180/Old_Bald_Guy/Sheppard.jpg


HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!! Put the blue jello down NOW! or else I can't be held responsible for what comes next.

IrishPisano
August 17th, 2006, 07:46 AM
Sheppard: Here, Doctor Jackson, take the anti-ori weapon we found in storage here.
Daniel: It looks like an ancient carrot-pealer.
Sheppard: [whispers to Weir] Damn, he figured it out. How're we going to end the interseries crossovers now?

CeeKay Sheppard
August 17th, 2006, 08:29 AM
Sheppard: "You want a truly horrific weapon? Try this – it'll really curl your hair."

Hooperman1990
September 4th, 2006, 12:30 PM
:sheppard: : You'll never make me wear pants! NEVER!

shop_S_mart
September 5th, 2006, 07:06 AM
Sheppard: This is a symbol of my sexual orientation
Edit or..
What kind of diaphragm is this
or
I think it's out of tune

IrishPisano
September 5th, 2006, 07:31 AM
En guarde, Steve!

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 08:31 AM
ok time for a new piccie!!!! lets see what you come up with for this!
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 08:37 AM
ok time for a new piccie!!!! lets see what you come up with for this!
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg

:teyla: "They took him... they took him!"
:ford: "Who took who?"
:teyla: "The thunkers... they got John!"

Missster.Freeman
September 5th, 2006, 09:04 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg"I wish Dr McKay would stop whining!"

IrishPisano
September 5th, 2006, 09:39 AM
ok time for a new piccie!!!! lets see what you come up with for this!
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg
OMG... I KILLED DANIEL!!! I'M A B*ST*RD!!!!

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 09:44 AM
ok time for a new piccie!!!! lets see what you come up with for this!
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg


:teyla: "OMG! Kavanaugh just let one rip!"

_WraithQueen_
September 5th, 2006, 10:00 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg
:teyla: Ford! Make rodney stop singing! please!

IrishPisano
September 5th, 2006, 10:04 AM
:teyla: "OMG! Kavanaugh just let one rip!"
do the athosians somehow smell through their ears?

susanne
September 5th, 2006, 10:09 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg
ill do one....
:teyla: omg omg omg! i failed the test what am i going to do now?!
:ford: calm down teyla it was only a quiz!!!!!

Captain-Peregrine
September 5th, 2006, 10:25 AM
do the athosians somehow smell through their ears?


It's not so bad if you don't hear the sound. lol

Traveler Enroute1
September 5th, 2006, 03:15 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg

Oh, god, NO! If Disney gets their hands on SG1, they'll---animate us!

Just playin', just sayin'! :)

Commander Jumper
September 5th, 2006, 03:21 PM
ok time for a new piccie!!!! lets see what you come up with for this!
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg
THe Voices The voices....oh God Aiden stop the voices.....
(inspired by actual events in my life :p)

Unorthodox
September 5th, 2006, 06:29 PM
ok time for a new piccie!!!! lets see what you come up with for this!
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg

:teyla: "OMG...Shepard...comb...horrible..."

:ford: "Who attacked Sheppard w/a comb?"

:teyla: "NO, dummy! Sheppard HAD a COMB!! IN HIS HAND!!!"

Bragi
September 5th, 2006, 06:55 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg

Ford: Teyla, what's wrong?
Teyla: [Sobbing] Bragi. . . . didn't. . . . . . . call. . . . . me. . . . . . . . back! [Cries]
Ford: Uh. . . . . . . . . . . I'm sorry? [To Sheppard] Who the hell is Bragi, sir?

Hooperman1990
September 6th, 2006, 09:52 AM
Why ford, why did you get ronan a kareoke machine?

padr49904
September 6th, 2006, 06:50 PM
my period started and i just ran out of tampons

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 08:57 AM
ok time for a new piccie!!!! lets see what you come up with for this!
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg

:ford: Teyla, what's wrong?

:teyla: I left the stove on!!!!! I am such an idiot! How can I be so--

:ford: Whoa...

IrishPisano
September 7th, 2006, 09:28 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/susanne_lvn_sga/nooooooo.jpg



Dr. Weir {sniff} won't {sniff} go out with me....... {sob}

IrishPisano
September 7th, 2006, 09:32 AM
http://www.stargatesg1971.com/team/js7.jpg

dre-e-e-e-eam dream dream dre-eam dre-e-e-e-eam

susanne
September 7th, 2006, 10:48 AM
jack: mmm toothpaste......
sam: oooh bud light!.....

Captain-Peregrine
September 7th, 2006, 02:11 PM
http://www.stargatesg1971.com/team/js7.jpg


Jack: *thinking* I think she took my gum...

IrishPisano
September 7th, 2006, 03:38 PM
Jack: *thinking* I think she took my gum...

(prior to kissing)
Jack: Is that a Zat in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Carter: Uhm, sir, aren't I supposed to say that?
Jack: I don't know. Ever since we got cancelled, TPTB are going for the cheap stuff like comments like that........ and this.

psychobrez
September 8th, 2006, 06:13 AM
[QUOTE=Puddle_Jumper_One]THe Voices The voices....oh God Aiden stop the voices.....
(inspired by actual events in my life :p)[/QUOTE
the voices aiden the voices stop[ them please
aiden: but i dont know how
well i don't know neither but do somethink quick my head is hurting ...... she weeps:( :(

IrishPisano
September 8th, 2006, 07:01 AM
http://www.stargatesg1971.com/team/js7.jpg


Jack: your symbiote was removed, right?
Sam: <<intentionally flashes eyes imitating a goa'uld>> of course.

Hooperman1990
September 8th, 2006, 01:41 PM
[IMG]http://www.stargatesg1971.com/team/js7.jpg
I swear i saw some cabbage in your teeth somewhere, i havent searched this corner yet.

Sandmonkey
September 8th, 2006, 02:42 PM
Sam: your a good kiss....ooo ouch braces!!!

Jack: Not again.

Commander Jumper
September 9th, 2006, 01:32 AM
http://www.stargatesg1971.com/team/js7.jpg

dre-e-e-e-eam dream dream dre-eam dre-e-e-e-eam

Hammond: Jack what the hell are you doing

Jack: she can't breath!!!!

Hammond: I can see why!

IrishPisano
September 9th, 2006, 05:02 AM
http://www.stargatesg1971.com/team/js7.jpg



Hammond: Jack what the hell are you doing?!
Jack: In the middle of my backswing?!
Hammond: Huh?
Carter: Tonsil hockey, sir ;)

ReganX
September 10th, 2006, 01:50 PM
http://www.stargatesg1971.com/team/js7.jpg

Walter: (offscreen) Sir? Shouldn't you stop them. It's against regulations, after all.
Hammond: (offscreen, pointing at armed Jack/Sam shippers) Do you want to explain to them that those two can't have a happy ending after ten years?
Walter: (still offscreen, gulps) No, sir.

Bragi
September 10th, 2006, 02:18 PM
http://www.stargatesg1971.com/team/js7.jpg

Sam: Sir?
Jack: Relax, Carter. Just checking for a symbiote.

psychobrez
September 11th, 2006, 01:14 AM
Hammond: Jack what the hell are you doing

Jack: she can't breath!!!!

Hammond: I can see why!

Jack: whats that supposed to mean?:jack:

Hammond: your suffocating her with that kiss:hammond:

Jack: does that mean i am a good kisser?:jack: