The Silly Season Ten poll

[Skydiver]

Here's your chance to vote for what silly things you want to happen in season ten

And it's just for fun, don't take it seriously

and you can vote for more than one option

[Skydiver]

Third time's a charm huh???

[Formerhost]

Other: Doctor Who with his Telephone Box visits SGC and takes Vala and Carter for the excursion

[Dani347]

Vote 1. Janet comes back and does some whacking to a certain archeologist (and Vala, even though it doesn't say).

Vote 2. Other: The Sam/Kvasir wedding, with Ba'al racing to try and stop it (although he doesn't succeed)

eta: No! I didn't see the Siler part of the Janet thing. Now that Janet whacked some sense into Daniel, Daniel is going to have to whack Siler. And then someone who has a crush on Siler will have to whack Daniel again, and Janet will whack that person, and Vala will get in on the action, and Sam will whack her for starting the whole thing and then give Daniel another whack, and Teal'c will whack Mitchell just for the heck of it, and soon everyone in the SGC will have hand prints across their faces!

[Mr Prophet]

So now I can vote for Daniel recovering from weevil mucus to find that the Muppets run the SGC. (Well, them or the Welsh organised crime syndicates).

[MarshAngel]

Oh the whacking I love that option. I'm overcome with glee at the prospect of Teal'c whacking Mitchell. He desperately needs it.

[deadman]

I like the idea of Kermit with a P-90

[ReganX]

My votes

- Jack to step out of the shower and it's all a dream Sam.
- Sam and Jack are together and.......
- Teal'c whacks Mitchell to next week
- Other, please elaborate - All of Season Nine has been Mitchell fantasizing about being a part of SG-1 while he was recuperating and none of it has actually happened. Season Ten picks up at the end of 'Threads' or 'Moebius II'.

Jack as Landry and Vala in charge of the SGC also have their merits.

[The Prophet]

I voted for No.6 & Baltar being in charge, you can just imagin:



We're on Earth?
Yes, but the Cylons are coming, they're going to come through the Gate & kill all of humanity.
What? We're going to have to deal with Zealous Ori & Fanatical Cyclons?! Damn you woman!
No, we've decided to convert to Origin, it's more effective that way.
What?! No, God saving me from destrcution? I'm going to die?!
Yes, yes you are Baltar

*The gate activates & a swarm of Prior/Doci formed Cyclons
come through, taking control of the gate room*

Convert to Origin! The Ori god's will save you!

* The Gate activates again, & human-form replicators come through*

What? Two Robots & Two Zelots? What am I to do? help me Six!
Press the self-destruct, God will save you...
You've converted to Origin! There is no God!
Press it anyway!
Fine then!

*BOOM!*

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Credits
: Baltar
: No. 6
: Doci Form Cylons

Minor Roles
-Replicators
-Cylons

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I don't think I've quite captured Baltars cowardice & dependance upon 6 & 6's seductivivty & machiangelicivity. It may need some improvement...

[Skydiver]

you know what we need?????

TRIBBLES!!!!!!!!!

[The Prophet]

you know what we need?????

TRIBBLES!!!!!!!!!

Tribbles are the pre-modified Furlings before the Lantiens came & modiefied them, as the Iratus bug is to the Wraith!

[Skydiver]

can you imagine? sam cuddling one, mitch using them to play football, daniel trying to talk to them and teal'c..... teal'c will growl at them

[DragonGate]

Voted for "Jack as Landry with imager technology"

And Teal'c wouldn't growl at the tribbles, they'd squeak at him like they do Klingons.

[atlantisrocks]

can you imagine? sam cuddling one, mitch using them to play football, daniel trying to talk to them and teal'c..... teal'c will growl at them

Or that could be what Teal'c uses to hit Mitchell!

[Dani347]

can you imagine? sam cuddling one, mitch using them to play football, daniel trying to talk to them and teal'c..... teal'c will growl at them

Ack. I can see it all.

Sam and Mitchell look happy. Daniel looks frustrated. And, Teal'c is getting increasingly aggravated, because the darn Tribbles keep following him.