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Daryl Froggy
March 7th, 2006, 07:24 PM
Well I hope that this thread becomes some what popular.

anyway my favourite is... the Mighty Panamanian Giant Flying Pink Hippos!:zelenka25:

PG15
March 7th, 2006, 07:43 PM
Technobabble!

Callista
March 7th, 2006, 08:04 PM
a great sense of humor (and a tazer in case they don't get it)

mckaychick
March 7th, 2006, 08:06 PM
technobabble is right!

the fifth man
March 7th, 2006, 09:59 PM
Bad breath!:D

Trek_Girl42
March 7th, 2006, 10:17 PM
Beans, beans.....

Ascended Times.2
March 7th, 2006, 10:21 PM
Several packets of Wasabi! (Strait. Squirting it into their mouths...)

FallenAngelII
March 7th, 2006, 11:27 PM
A tape with Bush making a speech. The enemy will fall asleep.

Daryl Froggy
March 8th, 2006, 09:57 AM
yeah but a sleeping enemy is more dangerous than one that is awake. I mean their snoring alone will defeat our troops not to mention the monumental amounts of drool that they will be making.

Now MPGFPH's(look at first post) are a much more deadly threat.

The Signal
March 8th, 2006, 09:58 AM
Chuck Norris!

Though technobabble works too

Bragi
March 8th, 2006, 10:13 AM
Me.

lazerbrain
March 8th, 2006, 10:57 AM
The giant Monty Python foot or Mr. Neutron

RobJones
March 8th, 2006, 01:14 PM
super noodles

Ancient 1
March 8th, 2006, 01:54 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/7of9/7.gif
"Knowledge...or must we all be funny in here?" :confused: :D

Blitz
March 8th, 2006, 01:54 PM
*Evil look*...Stitch :D

Daryl Froggy
March 8th, 2006, 02:43 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/7of9/7.gif
"Knowledge...or must we all be funny in here?" :confused: :D
Nope you can be as serious or as silly as you want on this thread it doesn't matter.:zelenka25:

Tealcfan
March 9th, 2006, 12:28 PM
Dick chaney (he'll take them hunting...)
or
South African Purple Lemmings!

mckaychick
March 9th, 2006, 01:11 PM
Knowledge!!!!!

Dromag67
March 9th, 2006, 01:24 PM
Chuck Norris and the roundhouse kick.

Tracker
March 9th, 2006, 04:11 PM
...a loophole in the script.

str8edgepunker
March 9th, 2006, 04:34 PM
Magnets!!! :jack:

Tealcfan
March 10th, 2006, 02:16 PM
I got it William Hung he will sing (badly) them to death

Cherriey
March 22nd, 2006, 07:05 AM
How else does Mr. Hung sing? =0)

Two toed sloth! Villains must now tremble in their tentacles! If they have them that is. =0)

ancientaction
March 22nd, 2006, 07:30 AM
magnets and phasers

lazerbrain
March 22nd, 2006, 07:32 AM
Random pop culture references

theStormWeaver
March 22nd, 2006, 08:08 AM
Make them fall in love with Carter :)

Cherriey
March 22nd, 2006, 09:19 AM
The Kawoosh! =0)

DragonGate
March 22nd, 2006, 09:23 AM
History's most infamous piece of music,

"The Song That Never Ends"

Cherriey
March 22nd, 2006, 09:31 AM
The chinese handcuffs. All villains will die of starvation! lol =0)

RuleBritannia
March 22nd, 2006, 09:33 AM
Fear - Ultimate of Enemies.

Cherriey
March 22nd, 2006, 09:37 AM
'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter'. =0)

kmiller1610
March 22nd, 2006, 11:47 AM
A tape with Bush making a speech. The enemy will fall asleep.

Clinton definining the word "is" .... ditto

RyantheGreat
March 22nd, 2006, 11:49 AM
Jerry Lewis...

Cherriey
March 22nd, 2006, 01:25 PM
A giant ball of yarn; it'll bring out their 'inner kitten' and then strangle them! hahaha

RyantheGreat
March 22nd, 2006, 01:27 PM
A giant ball of yarn; it'll bring out their 'inner kitten' and then strangle them! hahaha

LOL. Okay, that one got me.

TMPWAAEI... duh, lawyers.

Cherriey
March 22nd, 2006, 02:01 PM
The etch-a-sketch of doom!

RyantheGreat
March 22nd, 2006, 02:02 PM
Tetris.

Mattathias2.0
March 22nd, 2006, 02:03 PM
A sneeze..

Mattathias

RyantheGreat
March 22nd, 2006, 02:04 PM
Reruns of Stargate.

O'Neil
March 22nd, 2006, 02:30 PM
A Turkey Sandwich

RZN
March 22nd, 2006, 02:34 PM
modern art

RyantheGreat
March 22nd, 2006, 02:35 PM
Ikea.

Trek_Girl42
March 22nd, 2006, 04:06 PM
no idea if anyone mentioned this.....Macdonalds.

The Doodlebops
Country Music
Eggs

Cherriey
March 22nd, 2006, 04:09 PM
Laughter.

the fifth man
March 22nd, 2006, 08:23 PM
....dragon breath.

Cherriey
March 22nd, 2006, 09:04 PM
Sentences beginning with prepositions.

RyantheGreat
March 22nd, 2006, 10:31 PM
Cats.

Trek_Girl42
March 22nd, 2006, 10:43 PM
Cats.
Dogs

RyantheGreat
March 22nd, 2006, 10:53 PM
Doritos.

Cherriey
March 23rd, 2006, 05:52 AM
Doritos.
Ruffles the Wonderdog! Followed by Goggleman and Spud boy!

wolverine_nl
March 23rd, 2006, 05:59 AM
McKay sleepwalking :mckayanime07:

Cherriey
March 23rd, 2006, 06:14 AM
Paper cuts... with lemon juice!

RyantheGreat
March 23rd, 2006, 04:05 PM
McKay sleepwalking :mckayanime07:

McKay naked and sleepwalking.

Missster.Freeman
March 23rd, 2006, 04:38 PM
Friends! Friends can overcome ALL enemies.

And a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Tealcfan
March 23rd, 2006, 04:52 PM
Chips and dip
and
the Wiggles!!

Cherriey
March 23rd, 2006, 05:33 PM
Spandex. Dress them in it and they'll die of mortification.

Otera
March 23rd, 2006, 05:51 PM
A mother.
Their mother. Ahh. Mortification
"What Have I told you about running aroung enslaving people!!!! Apophis, go to your Hatak, you can't come out until you've thought about what you have done!!!!!!!!!!"
That would be something to see
:daniel: :sam: :jack: :tealc: :cameron:

Daryl Froggy
March 23rd, 2006, 07:08 PM
A sequel to their favorite movie or play (they[almost] always stink).

Cherriey
March 23rd, 2006, 09:17 PM
A giant cheese ball.

somethinghuman
March 23rd, 2006, 10:14 PM
Smite and a mountain-side

Pharaoh Atem
March 24th, 2006, 04:44 AM
zat gun

Cherriey
March 24th, 2006, 06:42 AM
Mace.

Daryl Froggy
March 24th, 2006, 02:23 PM
A mace spraying Zat. :zelenka25:

RyantheGreat
March 24th, 2006, 02:29 PM
bean burritos.

Tealcfan
March 24th, 2006, 03:51 PM
the snack fairy (Snack happy! *ding*)

freyr's mother
March 24th, 2006, 06:57 PM
Richard Simmons

RyantheGreat
March 25th, 2006, 12:15 PM
The Police Academy movies.

ancientaction
March 25th, 2006, 12:32 PM
Kirk

RyantheGreat
March 25th, 2006, 12:36 PM
More specifically...

The Shatner.

Missster.Freeman
March 25th, 2006, 04:18 PM
Bill Shatner's kidney stone.

chyron
March 25th, 2006, 05:16 PM
...my grandmother's fruitcake, but its only effective from November 25 through December 31 of each year.

...the song "Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman, but its only effective against Martians and liberals.

...the georgeous brain-eating rotting-corpse zombie babes of Stargate led by their lord empress queen Jan'et.

...the Spleen, when he's not busy fighting side-by-side with the Mystery Men.

...Rico's Roughnecks.

...Jar Jar Binks and Wesly Crusher teamed together.

(and for that matter)
...Paris Hilton and Nichole Richie.

...Fran Drescher playing a Nanny.

...the contents of my refrigerator.

and the last hope of the civilized world...

...Janet Reno in a thong

Otera
March 25th, 2006, 05:18 PM
Hippie music: make 'em listen to songs about love for hours on end if need be, and they will fall to us!!:daniel:

chyron
March 25th, 2006, 05:37 PM
...the removal of all episodes of Stargate: SG1, Stargate Atlantis and Battlestar Galactica from SciFi and all other venues including the discontinuation of the DVD boxed sets. Starve the suckers to death!

knowsfords
March 25th, 2006, 06:48 PM
Love! *hugs a prior then a wraith*

telpethoniel
March 26th, 2006, 12:49 AM
I wonder what would hapen if a Wraith became a Prior.

sg1master
March 26th, 2006, 01:26 AM
A Giant Ice Cream Cone

Thor of The Asgard
March 26th, 2006, 05:27 AM
the most potent weapon is simon cowell..........:mckay: < kind of looks like simon...

and in second place would be a good ol' ascended being that wants to brake a few stinking laws =):)

chyron
March 26th, 2006, 05:56 AM
McKay naked and sleepwalking.

McKay naked makes me think of at least one thing that *would not* be a potent weapon against the enemy...

chyron
March 26th, 2006, 05:57 AM
Friends! Friends can overcome ALL enemies.

And a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Don't you dare go Harry Potter on us!

_WraithQueen_
March 26th, 2006, 07:08 AM
Spongebob Square pants

Otera
March 26th, 2006, 09:54 AM
I wonder what would hapen if a Wraith became a Prior.

You would get a WRIOR-- a Wraith Representing Ignorant Ori Rulers
And they would look like this!
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f291/Gatemage/Wrioir.jpg

chyron
March 26th, 2006, 09:57 AM
Chips and dip
and
the Wiggles!!

:gasping in dread: "No...not the Wiggles...no one deserves that...."

RuleBritannia
March 26th, 2006, 10:35 AM
A Ghost

Otera
March 26th, 2006, 10:36 AM
teletubbies and a room covered with tvs playing that show.

chyron
March 26th, 2006, 10:39 AM
Weir's cooking.

Sheppherd's hair when its detached from his head.

Otera
March 26th, 2006, 10:40 AM
Lots of good cooking, then they get so full that they can't do anything!

RuleBritannia
March 26th, 2006, 10:43 AM
Rubber ducky

-Major Woody
March 26th, 2006, 12:28 PM
Arrogance. Just ask the system lords.


...Umm, nevermind.

LORD MONK
March 26th, 2006, 12:41 PM
Arrogance. Just ask the system lords.


...Umm, nevermind.
And the Tollan.

.....Umm, nevermind again.....

Poopy Diaper........................On a Stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chyron
March 26th, 2006, 04:25 PM
And the Tollan.
.....Umm, nevermind again.....
Poopy Diaper........................On a Stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"They hurl their spoor into space sending it millions of miles across the galaxy until it lands..."

RZN
March 26th, 2006, 04:40 PM
streetlamps

chyron
March 26th, 2006, 06:44 PM
...the threat of spending the rest of their life thinking that they're a six-year old girl.

jazz!
March 27th, 2006, 03:11 AM
the POV gun, being fired by a bunny rabbit

chyron
March 27th, 2006, 12:50 PM
...teenagers who have been implanted with the mental image that the enemy is their favorite superstar and will let them live out any fantasy that they choose.
------
...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles how haven't had a slice of pizza for weeks.

RuleBritannia
March 27th, 2006, 12:53 PM
... A Sharp Stick

_WraithQueen_
March 27th, 2006, 03:11 PM
A wooden plank with a nail attached

_WraithQueen_
March 27th, 2006, 03:12 PM
Or a very very slow internet connection

Thor of The Asgard
March 27th, 2006, 08:53 PM
Or a very very slow internet connection
or... a realy realy lame and weak computer...

chyron
March 28th, 2006, 01:33 AM
...Teal'c - dressed in a mini-skirt and bright red wig doing an impersonation of Little Orphan Annie.
"The sun will come out tommorrow, becta bottom dollar that tommorrow..."

RuleBritannia
March 28th, 2006, 06:53 AM
... A chainsaw and hockey mask.

Wraith Scientist
March 28th, 2006, 07:06 AM
... deus ex machina

... TPTB

... stupid things in large numbers

... time

Cherriey
March 28th, 2006, 07:59 AM
The wind. Think about it... really. =0)

_WraithQueen_
March 28th, 2006, 08:29 AM
Las Ketchup song.
On repeat.

chyron
March 28th, 2006, 08:31 AM
...Milla Jovovich in the middle of really bad PMS, welding the Green Destiny sword and having just been told that Janet Fraser was killed off.

Cherriey
March 28th, 2006, 09:03 AM
A bag of airline peanuts.

rarocks24
March 28th, 2006, 09:10 AM
Spongebob, or has someone already said that?

RuleBritannia
March 28th, 2006, 09:16 AM
... Destiny

chyron
March 28th, 2006, 09:16 AM
A bag of airline peanuts that is impossible to open.

RuleBritannia
March 28th, 2006, 09:21 AM
http://www.frik-n-frak.com/assets/images/Novelty/fringer_trap_1.jpg
... A Chinese finger trap!

chyron
March 28th, 2006, 09:51 AM
A buffet with lots of chili, baked beans and saurkrout(sp?), however it will take some time to disable the enemy.

Cherriey
March 28th, 2006, 10:29 AM
that is impossible to open.
and gives off radiation.

Daryl Froggy
March 28th, 2006, 11:12 AM
http://www.frik-n-frak.com/assets/images/Novelty/fringer_trap_1.jpg
... A Chinese finger trap!
what if you don't have fingers?

...giant green chicken meteors of DOOM!!!!!!!!!! :zelenka25:

RuleBritannia
March 28th, 2006, 11:17 AM
... A Big Pink Bunny

chyron
March 28th, 2006, 12:24 PM
...a school teacher nun with a ruler.

Tealcfan
March 28th, 2006, 12:50 PM
kinda gross so view if you dare....

Laxatives!!

chyron
March 28th, 2006, 12:52 PM
kinda gross so view if you dare....

Laxatives!!

in brownies!

_WraithQueen_
March 28th, 2006, 01:37 PM
bad kung fu movies

chyron
March 28th, 2006, 01:54 PM
...the audition tapes of all of those who failed to make it past the first round of auditions of American Idol.

Cherriey
March 28th, 2006, 03:31 PM
White bunny rabbits. Beware the red eyes!

chyron
March 28th, 2006, 04:20 PM
...an army of clones. Bred for one purpose. Absolutely loyal. Unquestioned obedience. Willing to die without hesitation. An army cloned from the DNA of the great Wesly Crusher.

overtherainbowe
March 28th, 2006, 06:09 PM
MAGNETS!

Though I think it's safe to assume someone has already said that...

chyron
March 28th, 2006, 07:32 PM
..."Dirty" Harry Callahan.

"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

LORD MONK
March 29th, 2006, 01:03 AM
Cookies...................and no MILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chyron
March 29th, 2006, 04:44 AM
...packets of Blue Jello mix that appear to be full, but when opened are EMPTY! (insane laughter)

Cherriey
March 29th, 2006, 07:16 AM
A sand blaster.

Happy_Gate
March 29th, 2006, 07:37 AM
ratings

Gregorius
March 29th, 2006, 10:33 AM
The most potent weapons against any enemy are information and knowledge. As stated by Sun Tzu "So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle." or in plain English "Know your enemy as you know yourself".

chyron
March 29th, 2006, 11:12 AM
...paper cuts and lemon juice.

Tealcfan
March 29th, 2006, 11:32 AM
two tons of peanit butter!! with nothing to drink!!

Cherriey
March 29th, 2006, 07:34 PM
Methane overdose.

RyantheGreat
March 29th, 2006, 08:56 PM
Emmanuelle in Space. (Oh my god, is Cinimax ever going to get another movie???)

_WraithQueen_
March 30th, 2006, 04:38 AM
Bebo, they will all get addicted and slowly starve to death because they cant leave there computer for fear they would miss someone leaving a comment :P

chyron
March 31st, 2006, 12:23 AM
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
Star Trek: Nemesis
Enterprise

...and the SGC's ultra-top secret alien weapon, able to topple entire armies in a single blow, stronger than the Ori, more dangerous than my grandmother's fruitcake Dakota Fanning and Mork from Ork wearing lederhosen with their hair tied in bright pink ribbons singing "Indian Love Call" in Pig Latin as they tap dance .

chyron
March 31st, 2006, 07:00 AM
...the threat that every urinal in the galaxy would be immediately destroyed followed by the stationing of Kull warriors in every bathroom to force all men to sit.

Cherriey
April 2nd, 2006, 07:29 PM
A hedge maze. Our enemies would die of starvation! *evil laughter*

_WraithQueen_
April 3rd, 2006, 02:00 AM
revision

mrX225
April 3rd, 2006, 03:46 AM
a mirror reflect those enegy weapons right back at them

Daryl Froggy
April 3rd, 2006, 08:08 AM
that's defense not offense(well sorta).

...Dragonball Z GT (and whatever else they have) their eyes would bleed and their brain would turn to blue jello trying to forget the awfullness


p.s. if anyone out there likes the dragonball series please feel free to shut up and stop defending the show to those who don't.

Cherriey
April 3rd, 2006, 08:48 AM
Pepper.

_WraithQueen_
April 3rd, 2006, 08:53 AM
*sniff*
*Achoo*

Cherriey
April 3rd, 2006, 09:14 AM
Mwhwahahaha! It's working already! *throws some saur kraut into the mix*

Daryl Froggy
April 3rd, 2006, 05:43 PM
AAAAUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!*falls to the ground and twitches*

Cherriey
April 3rd, 2006, 06:24 PM
... disguised tofu.

chyron
April 3rd, 2006, 07:55 PM
AAAAUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!*falls to the ground and twitches*

And a special gift from Oma Poppins to finish off the job...
:throws mushroom soup that was brewed in my tennis shoes:

Cherriey
April 4th, 2006, 08:40 AM
An industrial rock polisher.

Happy_Gate
April 4th, 2006, 08:42 AM
high self-esteem

Cherriey
April 4th, 2006, 04:07 PM
Castor oil.

Trek_Girl42
April 4th, 2006, 04:28 PM
Persuade them to buy their electronics from Future Shop.

chyron
April 4th, 2006, 05:35 PM
The most potent weapons against any enemy are information and knowledge. As stated by Sun Tzu "So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle." or in plain English "Know your enemy as you know yourself".

And how does that help when you have 100,000 replicators standing just inches away from you?

_WraithQueen_
April 5th, 2006, 07:28 AM
And how does that help when you have 100,000 replicators standing just inches away from you?
Because you can stand veeeerrryyyyy still contemplating on why replicators exist and hope that they dont notice you :P

Rail'k
April 5th, 2006, 10:36 AM
my hello kitty minions
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gif
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gif

Wraith Scientist
April 5th, 2006, 10:39 AM
... being necessary for the plot of the next episode

Happy_Gate
April 5th, 2006, 10:44 AM
my hello kitty minions
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gif
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gif
cute :)

MPWAAE is a towel

chyron
April 5th, 2006, 11:13 AM
my hello kitty minions
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gif
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gifhttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/FireDespot/Smilies/HelloKitty.gif

You're minions are nothing compared to the Army of the Sheppherd...

http://forum.gateworld.net/showpost.php?p=5120786&postcount=413

Tiret
April 5th, 2006, 11:19 AM
PURPLE JELLO.....behold the power.... :rolleyes:

Kelt'ar
April 5th, 2006, 11:20 AM
A bottle of Nerus's fart, left to sit and ferment for a week.

*edit* lol. It could be used a a greenade! Thrown at the enemy, it would bust open and release...*chokes just at the thought*

Trek_Girl42
April 5th, 2006, 11:21 AM
A bottle of Nerus's fart, left to sit and ferment for a week.That would do it.....

Tiret
April 5th, 2006, 11:23 AM
Mwhwahahaha! It's working already! *throws some saur kraut into the mix*
Yikes! That would work on me... :S

Daryl Froggy
April 5th, 2006, 01:33 PM
Yes saur kraut is the enemy of all those living... and alot of dead people too.

_WraithQueen_
April 5th, 2006, 02:15 PM
An army of mutant zombie snails, trained to kill on sight :D

chyron
April 5th, 2006, 03:57 PM
...Katie Couric.

naseuy
April 5th, 2006, 11:43 PM
Stewie Griffen.

AscendedAbydonian
April 6th, 2006, 03:02 AM
time

Wraith Scientist
April 6th, 2006, 03:09 AM
... billions of light years of empty space

... boredom

... a well-placed wall

... a well-placed 1000ft drop

... strength in numbers

... lemmings

Tiret
April 6th, 2006, 11:27 AM
Term papers.

mckaychick
April 6th, 2006, 11:29 AM
boring essays

Ragnarok13
April 6th, 2006, 11:32 AM
being between cuck norris and uncle jessie during a fight
those poor dinosaurs.........

Trek_Girl42
April 6th, 2006, 12:15 PM
math exams
peanut butter
no gravity

mckaychick
April 6th, 2006, 01:23 PM
all exams

chyron
April 6th, 2006, 04:59 PM
Charlie's Angels: Sabrina, Jill and Kelly

(With of course Chevron Guy as Charlie)

Daryl Froggy
April 6th, 2006, 05:03 PM
Cliche's thousands of cliche's from ancient and forgotten media like Ender's Game and the IMO infinitely better Ender's Shadow.

Either that or hooking them up to an internet site that is a breeding ground for viruses. Think of it they would simply collapse and die from brain spasms.

chyron
April 9th, 2006, 03:14 PM
A device which sucks the teen angst, anxiety, insecurities and other whatnots that teenagers feel and redirects it at the enemy making them relive their teenage years.

carcatcher
April 9th, 2006, 04:42 PM
Marvin the Martian's Dis-integrating Ray

Annubis' hitman
April 9th, 2006, 04:56 PM
Chuck Norris or :thor:

Thor of The Asgard
April 10th, 2006, 12:26 AM
karen walker from will & grace...

and yea oh yea! the ancients =P

^
if they would still be around =\

chyron
April 10th, 2006, 05:05 AM
A Dalek

Wraith Scientist
April 10th, 2006, 07:40 AM
A Dalek

The Doctor ;)

chyron
April 10th, 2006, 07:44 AM
The Doctor ;) with his hand gloved and ready for an exam.

_WraithQueen_
April 10th, 2006, 09:37 AM
call them all fat and ugly so they all get really self concious, stop eating and slowly waste away.

Tiret
April 10th, 2006, 09:47 AM
Super glue! :D

chyron
April 10th, 2006, 11:32 AM
A killer clown with his army of mimes

mckaychick
April 10th, 2006, 11:33 AM
walker,texas ranger!!!!!!

chyron
April 10th, 2006, 03:54 PM
...actually SGC scientists have examined all of the various weapons mentioned in this thread and discovered across the galaxy, including leftover Ancient devices, and have narrowed the search for the most potent weapon, even against replicators, down to one of two - Roger Rabbit or Jessica Rabbit. The determination still hasn't been made - in part because of Jessica.

gkyun
April 10th, 2006, 06:13 PM
Sam's body!!!

Daryl Froggy
April 10th, 2006, 10:14 PM
Sam's body!!!
We want to defeat them not lure them to us. And besides that is rude, vulgur, and several other words that I will either not repeat or can't remember.

chyron
April 11th, 2006, 04:20 AM
We want to defeat them not lure them to us. And besides that is rude, vulgur, and several other words that I will either not repeat or can't remember.

Police Lieutenant: Well, Denham, the airplanes got him.
Carl Denham: Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. T'was beauty killed the beast.

Daryl Froggy
April 13th, 2006, 10:38 PM
that makes no sense to me. What is that supposed to mean?

Tiret
April 14th, 2006, 05:42 AM
that makes no sense to me. What is that supposed to mean?
punning on 'drop dead' gorgeous, maybe? I'm not sure :confused:

zpm!!
April 14th, 2006, 06:21 AM
a nice bowl of strawberry Icecream!!!!!

_WraithQueen_
April 14th, 2006, 06:49 AM
that makes no sense to me. What is that supposed to mean?
its a quote from king kong :ronan: (most monkey looking smillie around :P)

jazz!
April 14th, 2006, 07:14 AM
Rodney's ego...

Sam and Rodney and their ability to defy the laws of physics..

Jack, having been deprived of sarcastically insulting anyone for a while..

chyron
April 14th, 2006, 08:18 AM
its a quote from king kong :ronan: (most monkey looking smillie around :P)

Yes. I posted it because while I do not advocate the objectification of women, I have seen multiple instances where a woman was the downfall of a man. Not because of anything that she did or because she was made into a sex obejct, but because the man wasn't thinking with the head that has a brain. The quote was in response to the message posted immediately above it.

Rail'k
April 17th, 2006, 10:30 PM
bananas

Wraith Scientist
April 20th, 2006, 07:09 AM
Free food

Happy_Gate
April 20th, 2006, 07:12 AM
Kindness! :)

Really.....then when they're not looking....BANG!!

chyron
April 20th, 2006, 01:56 PM
A pissed off Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother - all the more lethal because the BG's don't get pissed off.

Tiret
April 20th, 2006, 04:33 PM
the truth.

mckaychick
April 20th, 2006, 04:42 PM
baseball!!!

Jakebbq
April 20th, 2006, 07:11 PM
old people telling stories
old person "back in my day"
Enemy "no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Cherriey
April 23rd, 2006, 04:33 PM
A small round mirror.

Primus Commander Woden
April 24th, 2006, 06:39 AM
warm apple pie

Qtyled
April 24th, 2006, 07:39 AM
i love soup
i love printer
i love sky

they run away

Eye Of Ra
April 24th, 2006, 10:19 AM
A swift kick in the balls

Cherriey
April 26th, 2006, 07:15 PM
An inhaler.

Daryl Froggy
May 18th, 2006, 05:33 PM
An inhaler.
With Mace spray in it.

Tiret
May 20th, 2006, 08:16 PM
With Mace spray in it.
Ouch...

Kindhoney
May 20th, 2006, 08:54 PM
Knowing your enemy, their weakness and how your present surroundings can aid you in defeating if the attack is all of a sudden. Hey sometimes you don't always have time to prepare for a attack.

TJK
May 22nd, 2006, 10:14 AM
I'd have to go with a smart sence of humor and quick wit. That always throughs people off. And well it works all the time for my best friend. :)

Wraith Scientist
May 22nd, 2006, 10:49 AM
... a well-timed distraction LOOK BEHIND YOU!

*runs away*

... magnets

... a DVD box set of Stargate Infinity, a TV + DVD player, a chair, and a roll of duct tape

... a deep-fried mars bar

... a hose full of icy-cold water

Daryl Froggy
May 25th, 2006, 01:55 PM
A L337 master of all L337n355(is that how you type that?)

Daryl Froggy
August 20th, 2006, 04:11 PM
The word "Woof" if spouted in a huff of exhasperation can be infinately deadly.

Tok'Ra Hostess
August 20th, 2006, 05:20 PM
The Most Potent weapon against any enemy is...

Gladly giving the enemy exactly what s/he/it/they want(s), but with lots of stern-faced burocrats and lawyers making them sign all kinds of waivers in triplicate filled with promises of dire consequences if they try to weasel their way out of keeping the spoils. Each stroke of the pen will be accompanied by barely muffled snickering and back-slapping and high-fives from the assembled "conquered."

If that doesn't scare the enemy away....

Bagpipes?

Played by men in skirts,

with nothing underneath 'em?

Yodeling?

stewsith
August 21st, 2006, 02:58 AM
The most potent weapon is sending the enemy to the official lost forums and try to get them to understand all the theories.

Daryl Froggy
August 21st, 2006, 12:24 PM
The most potent weapon is sending the enemy to the official lost forums and try to get them to understand all the theories.
I agree that would melt anyones brain. But I like the direct approach. Like the Mace laced inhaler.

DaveSG-3
August 21st, 2006, 01:03 PM
Well I hope that this thread becomes some what popular.

anyway my favourite is... the Mighty Panamanian Giant Flying Pink Hippos!:zelenka25:
send in tealc and ronan withg sticks

Wraith Scientist
August 21st, 2006, 01:17 PM
TV executives :(

stewsith
August 21st, 2006, 01:45 PM
Just tell them stargate has been cancelled and that they need to join forces with the fans to besiege the SCIFI chanell offices! Fans unite!

padr49904
August 21st, 2006, 05:17 PM
The most powerful and annoying thing in the world telletubies.

Daryl Froggy
August 21st, 2006, 05:38 PM
The most powerful and annoying thing in the world telletubies.
HOLD UP! That is just too heinous to post on this thread. GET THEM OUT, GET THEM OUT!!!

padr49904
August 21st, 2006, 07:06 PM
Another weapon we could use is Carters anger if Mckay slaps her on the butt. She could probebly take on a ori ship if we tell her Mckays on it.

Daryl Froggy
August 22nd, 2006, 10:56 AM
Hmm the slapping the but thing is a good idea but you would have to give her some major telekinesis for it to work.

Mustard gas, nerve gas, and symbiote poison released at the same time and covering the entirety of any sized area.