The Ships that never-ever-ever should happen thread

[Lord Shiva]

Ok, post ships that should never in a billion-jillion years happen. I'll start:

Teyla and Weir.

Why? Well, although the male demgraphic might enjoy this ship, poor John Sheppard would be left without a ship! We can't have that, now can we?

Your turn! What ship should never happen... and why?

[sunny]

Hermy and Chaya. Yes they are both aliens. But that's just wrong. Plus aren't the Asgard asexual?

[Lord Shiva]

Hermy and Chaya. Yes they are both aliens. But that's just wrong. Plus aren't the Asgard asexual?

True, but don't they still have a tongue?

[Hananian]

True, but don't they still have a tongue?

LMAO! Look at their mouths! They're tiny!

[FoolishPleasure]

Carter/Kavanagh - *shudders*

[Skydiver]

sam and hammond

no, no, no NO a 10000 times no

way too squicky

[sunny]

Kavanaugh/any living thing. I know ppl need love, but I don't think he's really a person. Seems he's lacking humanity. IMO

[stargate barbie]

i'm going to have to make the suggestion of sam/cam.
their names rhyme!

also, daniel/cam.
couples who look alike freak me out.

and, sheppard/steve the wraith
it would never work. they're from different galaxies, they fight all the time, and what about the children? do they live on a hive ship or on atlantis? its just plain awkward.

[Presley_Carter]

Sam/Liz .....I could not understand it...although NO NO NO

[lickazacious]

mine would have to be Zeleneka and anyone. He bugs me way too much and I just don't see him being with anyone of any sort of caliber.

[Lord Shiva]

Kavanaugh/any living thing. I know ppl need love, but I don't think he's really a person. Seems he's lacking humanity. IMO

What about Kavanaugh/Hathor... he could be her little love-slave AND First Prime

[lickazacious]

What about Kavanaugh/Hathor... he could be her little love-slave AND First Prime

Extreme ewww. The sad part is, I sort could actually see that one, only in a remote, dream sequence sort of thing.

[gwenhwyfar]

Extreme ewww. The sad part is, I sort could actually see that one, only in a remote, dream sequence sort of thing.

And with that statement somewhere a fanfic was born...

I have to say....Weir and Caldwell. It just wouldn't work. Not only would they fight all the time, he would try to take over her job, and he's gone most of the time. Would give new meaning to the term long distance relationship.

[Willow'sCat]

Ok, post ships that should never in a billion-jillion years happen.

Sheppard/Teyla
Sheppard/Weir

He is as gay as an all singing all dancing Scout jamboree! Why do you think he Kirks???? To hide it from the military heads of course.

[Erised]

Liz/Kav... eeeekk