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Yanks4Life23519
February 13th, 2006, 06:58 AM
*The Freeze Frame Game!*

Its pretty easy and I'm sure everyone has seen this somewhere. All you do is paste a picture that you find from either Stargate show and then you add either a funny or serious caption/dialog (funny ones are the best). You can use the pictures over again from other posts if you want or you can find a new one! Enjoy and have fun!


I'll start!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG.jpg
Ronon: Okay guys, this intense game of freeze tag needs to stop!

WraithWarrior
February 13th, 2006, 07:04 AM
http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/1779/smells1ze.jpg

Tealc: Who smells?

Bragi
February 13th, 2006, 02:27 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/manson.jpg

Sheppard: Alright, I take it back! Marilyn Manson doesn't suck.

WraithWarrior
February 13th, 2006, 03:18 PM
^:lol: that was a good one :)

Bragi
February 14th, 2006, 08:46 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/ripple_effect250.jpg

Every male Gater's dream has finally come true.

Yanks4Life23519
February 16th, 2006, 01:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG1.jpg

I need to get some better skin cream...

Red Tigress
February 16th, 2006, 01:27 PM
Ewwww, hahaha, good one, Yanks! :sheppard28:

Tankaras
February 16th, 2006, 02:13 PM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/940/a1015f039fp.jpg

Jack: Doh! Daniel youv'e sunk my battleship.

GoldenSG-1
February 16th, 2006, 02:15 PM
http://stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/914/stronghold0083.jpg

picture speaks for itself
:D

Yanks4Life23519
February 16th, 2006, 04:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG2.jpg

Alright...who stole my hair gel!?!?

off-world
February 16th, 2006, 08:01 PM
Don't think I'm creative enough to participate, but I did want to post a note to you all that these are hilarious!!


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/off-world/Animations/36_1_191.gif

Sue_Jackson
February 16th, 2006, 08:08 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/Sue_Jackson/Michael%20Shanks/Dr%20Daniel%20Jackson/Daniel_behindbars.jpg

"Vala......I don't care what you say......refusing to have sex with you is not a crime! Now....get me outta here!"

Sue_Jackson
February 17th, 2006, 02:46 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/Sue_Jackson/Michael%20Shanks/Dr%20Daniel%20Jackson/danielbondage4.jpg

Daniel: So......did I pin the tail on the donkey?
Cameron: No.....Jackson.....that's my a$$!

WraithWarrior
February 17th, 2006, 03:20 AM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/843/stargate23205ft.jpg

Stop! kids crossing

Yanks4Life23519
February 17th, 2006, 03:04 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG3.jpg

Sam: Uhh...Jack...if we had known you didnt have any clothes on...maybe we wouldnt have opened the door...

Red Tigress
February 17th, 2006, 10:35 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/RedTigress13/bane.jpg

Teal'c: CURSE YOU, SPIDERMAN!!!

Red Tigress
February 17th, 2006, 10:53 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/RedTigress13/kegger.jpg

Teyla: "Dr. Weir, Sheppard's been into the beer keg again."

JackGyver
February 18th, 2006, 12:47 AM
http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/1779/smells1ze.jpg

CARTER: "But mom shays I hafta wear thish helmet when I go out, you guys. For my shafety."

WraithWarrior
February 18th, 2006, 07:13 AM
LMFAO Cynicat and JackGyver :D

Red Tigress
February 18th, 2006, 08:09 AM
Haha, great one, Cynicat!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/RedTigress13/tictac.jpg

Teyla:"MMMPH, would it KILL you to pop a Tic Tac?!"

JackGyver
February 18th, 2006, 10:59 AM
Ha, Cynicat. It take a lot to make me laugh. You did it. :D

Cynicat
February 18th, 2006, 03:35 PM
Aww, thanks guys! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/Cynicat/Misc%20caps/freeze11.jpg

Ancient Athosian proverb say, "Floating city never runs out of water bombs".

WraithWarrior
February 18th, 2006, 03:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/Cynicat/Misc%20caps/freeze11.jpg


Look mom, I can see the water :D

Red Tigress
February 19th, 2006, 12:56 AM
Allright, i think this will be my last contribution.;)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/RedTigress13/gatehansheild.jpg

Sheppard: Han will have that sheild down, we've got to give him more time!

Yanks4Life23519
February 19th, 2006, 07:30 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/RedTigress13/kegger.jpg

Teyla: "Dr. Weir, Sheppard's been into the beer keg again."


haha good one!

Yanks4Life23519
February 19th, 2006, 07:38 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG4.jpg

Why did you take this from my bedroom?!?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
February 19th, 2006, 08:59 AM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s4/403/4x03%5F003.jpg
Jack: Daniel there's a spider on your neck
Daniel: oh my god, get it off, get it off, get it off, get it off!

WraithWarrior
February 19th, 2006, 09:59 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG4.jpg

Why did you take this from my bedroom?!?

:lol: Teyla:that was a signed copy :D

Yanks4Life23519
February 19th, 2006, 03:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG5.jpg

Dr. Myers: You all need to get a shot so who is going to get the needle in the butt first?

Red Tigress
February 19th, 2006, 05:13 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG4.jpg



"I went to this stupid convention and Joe Flanigan would only give me his autograph in languages I can't read."

Linkinparkgundam
February 19th, 2006, 05:46 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/ripple_effect250.jpg

Every male Gater's dream has finally come true.

Or a different tag to that pic...

Jack's Fantasy has just come true....

WraithWarrior
February 19th, 2006, 05:53 PM
Red Tigress: LMFAO :D

Linkinparkgundam
February 19th, 2006, 05:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG3.jpg

Sam: Uhh...Jack...if we had known you didnt have any clothes on...maybe we wouldnt have opened the door...

First look at Daniel's eyes...

Daniel:So, this is what when Jack and Sheppard get into a binge drinking contest...
Sam: Yep....
Teal'c: This is why I hate twister.....
Bra'ack: I did not know that Col. O'Neill could bend that way...
Daniel:Nor did I...
Sam: *to herself* I did...

WraithWarrior
February 19th, 2006, 06:00 PM
First look at Daniel's eyes...

Daniel:So, this is what when Jack and Sheppard get into a binge drinking contest...
Sam: Yep....
Teal'c: This is why I hate twister.....
Bra'ack: I did not know that Col. O'Neill could bend that way...
Daniel:Nor did I...
Sam: *to herself* I did...

Thats hilarious :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Yanks4Life23519
February 19th, 2006, 06:58 PM
First look at Daniel's eyes...

Daniel:So, this is what when Jack and Sheppard get into a binge drinking contest...
Sam: Yep....
Teal'c: This is why I hate twister.....
Bra'ack: I did not know that Col. O'Neill could bend that way...
Daniel:Nor did I...
Sam: *to herself* I did...


hahahahaha! good one ;)

Yanks4Life23519
February 19th, 2006, 07:29 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG6.jpg

Jack: Hold that thought Daniel...I have to go pee!

WraithWarrior
February 19th, 2006, 07:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG6.jpg

Jack: wots that noise
Daniel: I think Thors having a p***

Sue_Jackson
February 19th, 2006, 07:35 PM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/Sue_Jackson/MultiThunk/danielflag.jpg

Daniel: Jack.....that is the LAST time I play strip poker with you!
Jack: Hey...Daniel....if it's any consolation......Teal'c and Carter lost.....too!

Red Tigress
February 19th, 2006, 07:46 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/RedTigress13/spyblue.jpg

Carter: Hey Thor, I'm going to teach you an Earth game. Ready? I spy something blue...

WraithWarrior
February 19th, 2006, 07:57 PM
^hehe :D

Cynicat
February 20th, 2006, 05:58 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/Cynicat/Misc%20caps/aurora2100.jpg

Shep: *sigh* Damnnit... Ok, has anyone seen my keys?

Exiled Master
February 20th, 2006, 07:40 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/ripple_effect250.jpg

Every male Gater's dream has finally come true.
Ladies, there's enough to go around (and around and around;))

Elite Anubis Guard
February 20th, 2006, 11:04 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG6.jpg

Jack: Hold that thought Daniel...I have to go pee!


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/RedTigress13/bane.jpg

Teal'c: CURSE YOU, SPIDERMAN!!!


The best by far. Lol, keep them coming.

GoldenSG-1
February 20th, 2006, 11:08 AM
[QUOTE=Yanks4Life23519]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG6.jpg


jack- cmon and dance with me! the DJ's playing our song!

*thor scratches the record back and forth *

daniel- uh... which DJ are ya talking too?

Jack- the grey one

debbycake
February 20th, 2006, 12:15 PM
http://stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/914/stronghold0083.jpg

picture speaks for itself
:D

Teal'c how long did it take you to learn how to raise one eyebrow? Because it is taking me forever!

Red Tigress
February 20th, 2006, 02:13 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/RedTigress13/clubbin.jpg
Ford: McKay, I told you not to wear your Hazmat suit to the club, you're going the scare away all the chicks!

debbycake
February 21st, 2006, 03:52 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/RedTigress13/kegger.jpg


Teyla: I tried to tell Col. Shepperd that I would fit through and he would not.

stargate barbie
February 21st, 2006, 03:59 PM
[CENTER]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/Sue_Jackson/MultiThunk/danielflag.jpg

[CENTER]

ok, to follow up the one about daniel having the spider on his neck...

daniel: is it gone yet?
jack: um...

Sue_Jackson
February 22nd, 2006, 11:30 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/Sue_Jackson/MultiThunk/danieltealcthunk.jpg

Teal'c: Now.....what.....DanielJackson?
Daniel: Next.......we go up to houses with our pillow cases.......the ring the doorbell.....and say 'trick or treat'.
Teal'c: And.....these people will just simply......pay us.....with good treats.
Daniel: Yep.
Teal'c: This....Halloween.....sure is a strange tradition.

FallenAngelII
February 22nd, 2006, 11:59 AM
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/Sue_Jackson/MultiThunk/danielflag.jpg

Jack: Hey, who gave you that hickey?!

Tankaras
February 22nd, 2006, 12:44 PM
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/2476/banetrasyaf5iv.jpg
Wraith: Pull
(human flys through the air while they're shooting)
Wraith: I'd keep score but I still couldn't tell you two apart.

Linkinparkgundam
February 22nd, 2006, 01:21 PM
http://www.stargatefan.com/multimedia/showtime/cast/images/DanJack4.jpg


This is why you DO NOT dine and dash on a alien planet

Jack: "Honest, I didn't dine and dash. I just went to go get my wallet from my truck... and um.... tripped along the way.... yes! I tripped!"
Daniel:"Jack..... not so loud please..... And someone please turn off that light!"
Jack:"Um... Daniel.... that's the sun."
Daniel:"Well its to bright."
Jack:"Did I mention that I tripped.... No.... Oh... *looks down* Crap."

Linkinparkgundam
February 22nd, 2006, 01:38 PM
http://home.kendra.com/urania/stargate_sg1/pic_team_ep102.jpg

This is why you DO NOT anger the Ice Cream man

Jack:"God Teal'c*breath* what did you*breath* say to the man?"
Teal'c:"I asked him if his refrigerator was running."

KeiranFuller
February 22nd, 2006, 01:52 PM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s4/graphics/406_01.jpg


Jack: Great, just great. It happened again, but why are these Fruit Loops getting stale?

Cynicat
February 22nd, 2006, 02:48 PM
LMAO Tankaras!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/Cynicat/Misc%20caps/freeze2.jpg

"Dude, seriously? I think it's time to clean out your basement..."

Yanks4Life23519
February 22nd, 2006, 03:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG7.jpg

Daniel: Hold on!...I'm talking to Thor!

stargate barbie
February 22nd, 2006, 04:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG7.jpg



daniel: yeah and can i get jalepeno's on that?
ernie hudson: extra jalepeno's.
daniel: sorry, extra jalepeno's...

Missster.Freeman
February 22nd, 2006, 04:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/bossnads/the_long_goodbye.jpg

off-world
February 22nd, 2006, 06:10 PM
http://home.kendra.com/urania/stargate_sg1/pic_team_ep102.jpg

This is why you DO NOT anger the Ice Cream man

Jack:"God Teal'c*breath* what did you*breath* say to the man?"
Teal'c:"I asked him if his refrigerator was running."

I felt this deserved a re-post
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/off-world/Animations/36_11_61.gif

Cherriey
February 22nd, 2006, 06:11 PM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s9/graphics/918_03.jpg (http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s9/graphics/918_04.shtml)
Teal'c: It looks like stone. It feels like stone... but is it?

Lord Shiva
February 22nd, 2006, 07:00 PM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s1/graphics/101_02.jpg

"Stop fidgeting! It's hard enough getting that eyelash out of your eye when you're standing still!"

Cynicat
February 23rd, 2006, 04:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/Cynicat/Misc%20caps/freeze10.jpg

*sigh* "Alright - I promise never to take a cloaked Jumper to the mainland and buzz the Dirty Little People for sh!ts and giggles ever again. Can I go now?"

FallenAngelII
February 23rd, 2006, 04:11 AM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s4/graphics/406_01.jpg


Jack: Why does Daniel keep getting cuter and cuter for each time time loops?!

ForeverSg1
February 23rd, 2006, 04:14 AM
http://stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/914/stronghold0083.jpg


Mitchell( singing ): I'm Popeye da sailor man. I'm Popeye da sailor Man. I'm strong to da finish, cuz I's eats me spinach. I'm Popeye da sailor man. *Toot Toot* :D

RetaGamai
February 23rd, 2006, 04:49 PM
:lol: cute

WraithWarrior
February 23rd, 2006, 05:00 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/Cynicat/Misc%20caps/freeze10.jpg

*sigh* "Alright - I promise never to take a cloaked Jumper to the mainland and buzz the Dirty Little People for sh!ts and giggles ever again. Can I go now?"

:valaanime06: :valaanime06: :valaanime06: ROFLMAO :valaanime06: :valaanime06: :valaanime06:

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2983/itsbeen5hoursandshesstilltalki.jpg

Teyla - Its been 5 hours and she still wont shut up

WraithWarrior
February 23rd, 2006, 05:02 PM
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/954/ifshedoesntshutup1dd.jpg

Lorne - I swear if she doesnt stop smiling...

mckaychick
February 23rd, 2006, 08:56 PM
First look at Daniel's eyes...

Daniel:So, this is what when Jack and Sheppard get into a binge drinking contest...
Sam: Yep....
Teal'c: This is why I hate twister.....
Bra'ack: I did not know that Col. O'Neill could bend that way...
Daniel:Nor did I...
Sam: *to herself* I did...


lol that is sooo funny

Cynicat
February 24th, 2006, 01:10 AM
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/954/ifshedoesntshutup1dd.jpg


Teyla: Colonel? I believe I now understand what you meant by soldiers getting overly attached to their weapons....

Lorne: *to bazooka*... but you'll never leave me, will you? Nooo... you'll always be there for me, yes you will....

Yanks4Life23519
February 24th, 2006, 03:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG8.jpg

McKay: Jenga!

ancientaction
February 24th, 2006, 03:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG8.jpg

McKay: Jenga!


LOL!!

Linkinparkgundam
February 24th, 2006, 04:59 PM
Off-world.... I was scared of the "Ice-Cream" man when I was younger.... That is the story behind that post.... McKayChick.... Beer and twister NEVER sat well with a few of my friends one night.... To everyone else... Thank You.....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG8.jpg

McKay: Jenga!

Teyla: So.... You and Sheppard, huh?
McKay:Dude... The light is moving....... WHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Linkinparkgundam
February 24th, 2006, 05:15 PM
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/954/ifshedoesntshutup1dd.jpg

Lorne - I swear if she doesnt stop smiling...


Teyla: And this is the way we blow up stuff, blow up stuff, blow up stuff... And this is the way we blow up stuff all day long...
Lorne:*mummbles to himself* Oh, God... SHUT HER UP. Or I'm going to blow her up.....
That random soldier in the background: YEAAAAAAA!!!! ITS SONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Teyla and the random soldier:AND THIS IS THE WAY WE BLOW UP STUFF, BLOW UP STUFF, BLOW UP STUFF...... AND THIS IS THE WAY WE BLOW UP STUFF ALL DAY LONG!!!!!
Lorne:God hates me........*sigh*

Red Tigress
February 24th, 2006, 06:01 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG7.jpg


"You better be callin the Ghostbusters, son."

Thor's Pal
February 25th, 2006, 01:00 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/bane.jpg
Teal'c: Note to self: start taking shorter kelnormres

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/FreezeFrameSG.jpg

Inside Ronan's head: they've been telling me to count to 10 before killing someone, here goes. 1, 2, 3, 10!!!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/smells1ze.jpg

The Native: ooooh, she's so beautiful, my life is now complete- can it get any better?
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/ripple_effect250.jpg
Native: I stand corrected. (starts drooling):samanime15:

Thor's Pal
February 25th, 2006, 01:33 AM
Yup, more. Nice thing about being the overnight desk worker at a hotel in middle of nowhere Missouri :jack_new_anime18:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/19.jpg
Shep: You guys standing there staring at me is not making it any easier to go. A little privacy please?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/916_08.jpg
[off frame]Lead Jaffa: Holy sh--!! :jack_new_anime05: Jaffa Kree! (all jaffa throw their staff's at SG-1 feet and run)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/images.jpg
Lalalalalalala, I don't hear anything.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/slike_jumper_8.jpg
Are we there yet?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
February 25th, 2006, 10:23 AM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s1/107/01x08%5F154.jpg
Nox: Great Scott!
Daniel: This is Heavy

al87013
February 25th, 2006, 02:09 PM
I Cant Hold It Anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yanks4Life23519
February 25th, 2006, 05:49 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG9.jpg

Daniel: Walter, if you put that black 7 on the red 8, I think you can win Solitaire!

stargate barbie
February 25th, 2006, 07:58 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG9.jpg



Carter: wow, this is the best game of unreal tournament i've ever seen!
Landry: walter, if you don't win this your fired, i made a bet with daniel.
Daniel: man, chess sure has changed since my day...

Mandysg1
February 25th, 2006, 08:10 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/ripple_effect250.jpg

Finally! There's enough of me to go around for all the ship they write about me

Mandysg1
February 25th, 2006, 08:14 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/gunhilda/Stargate/captiongame.jpg

Carter: I know I'm the smart one Sir, but this is stargate not star trek,
I don't want Mr. Spok ears!

Mandysg1
February 25th, 2006, 08:21 PM
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8168/coldl2ut.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jack: Carter...but Cater..

Sam: Yes Sir, I know what you said it looks like, but we don't have time for that now.

Jack: Oh, okay then, how about in an hour?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
February 26th, 2006, 05:46 AM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sga/s1/101/linz/101x184.jpg
Beckett:whoa! my feet are so big...and they talk
Weir:OK which one of you bozos let Beckett in the drugs cupboard again?

Lord Shiva
February 27th, 2006, 05:54 PM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s1/graphics/110_04.jpg

"What's that touching my leg?"

"Sorry, I haven't seen a woman in 60 years..."

Cynicat
March 1st, 2006, 06:29 AM
LOL Lord Shiva!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/Cynicat/Misc%20caps/before323.jpg

"My baby don't care for shows;
My baby don't care for clothes;
My baby just cares for me...."

Tealcfan
March 1st, 2006, 04:42 PM
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9942/girl0bk.th.jpg (http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=girl0bk.jpg)

is there something in my teeth?

Yanks4Life23519
March 1st, 2006, 06:31 PM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s1/graphics/110_04.jpg

"What's that touching my leg?"

"Sorry, I haven't seen a woman in 60 years..."


hahaha...good one! :)

Yanks4Life23519
March 1st, 2006, 06:42 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG10.jpg

[after an important meeting with the President]
Jack: Now...if only I can remember where I left my keys...

off-world
March 5th, 2006, 01:13 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/off-world/871.jpg
SC: Cassie, no matter what they tell you.....THIS is NOT six inches.

off-world
March 5th, 2006, 01:14 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/off-world/bs26.jpg
DJ: Sam, you've got a piece of lettuce...right...there.

stargate barbie
March 5th, 2006, 02:11 PM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s1/graphics/110_04.jpg



Sam: this is the longest lecture ever
Daniel: I know! i just wish we'd gotten here earlier so we could get a seat.

Andrew Joshua Talon
March 10th, 2006, 03:39 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/AJTalon/jack_caption.jpg

http://sg-atlantis.org/caps/season1/thestorm/1x10_0007.jpg

Teyla: Major, we are lost.

John: We are so not lost. See that rock down there? That means we're getting close.

Teyla: ... That is a smudge.

John: ... Okay then, we're lost.

ancientaction
March 10th, 2006, 03:46 PM
lol

Andrew Joshua Talon
March 10th, 2006, 03:57 PM
http://sg-atlantis.org/caps/season2/aurora/2x09_022.jpg

Ronan: ... So then I ripped his lungs out, sewing them like so to retain my urine so they couldn't track me and...

Weir: Why did I ask him about his hobbies? Why?!

http://sg1-atlantis.com/gallery/albums/sg1/richard/episodestills/richard57.jpg

Jack: Hmm... All I need now is the big screen, some Cheetos, and we're good to go!

http://sg1-atlantis.com/gallery/albums/sg1/group/episodestills/group155.jpg

Daniel: Okay, so... I'm Butch, you're Sundance, right? Or is it the other way around...?

ancientaction
March 10th, 2006, 03:58 PM
dude, i think you may wanna check your links there....

Andrew Joshua Talon
March 11th, 2006, 07:23 PM
Oops. Er... Everyone just pretend you can see the captures?

LadyShip
March 12th, 2006, 03:32 AM
http://stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/914/stronghold0083.jpg


Cam: Arrrgh! (singing) Oh... a sailor's life is the life for me, how I love to sail on the boundless sea...Arrgh!

LadyShip
March 12th, 2006, 05:27 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/off-world/bs26.jpg


Daniel: Sam... he he he he... you got veggie fibers stuck on your teeth.
Sam: What? I thought they were gone when I brushed two days ago...

Tealcfan
March 12th, 2006, 06:47 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG7.jpg

Daniel(on phone): three pizza's? five bucks each? that's a great deal
Daniel(to people in room): were using dominoes 555 deal

stargate barbie
March 12th, 2006, 07:14 AM
[CENTER]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/off-world/bs26.jpg
[CENTER]

Daniel: No, You're cuter!

stargate barbie
March 12th, 2006, 07:18 AM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b272/oompahloompahtapdancing/samdanjackvenom.jpg

jack: CARTER!! How the hell did you get superglue on this part of your pants!

(sorry if the pic turns out too big)

stargate barbie
March 12th, 2006, 07:40 AM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b272/oompahloompahtapdancing/new-guy.jpg

Jonas: soo... does anyone know who wrote on my apron? i mean, i'm all in favour of some friendly hazing, but my MOM gave me this apron! and no one told me we were wearing different uniforms today either!

stargate barbie
March 12th, 2006, 07:42 AM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b272/oompahloompahtapdancing/no-tatoo.jpg

Teal'c: who stole my tatoo? if this is revenge for the apron thing, i am gonna kick your butt!

LadyShip
March 12th, 2006, 11:15 AM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b272/oompahloompahtapdancing/new-guy.jpg


Morning, at the Stargate Diner...

Teal'c: Is this decaf?
Jonas: No, regular caf...soooo, how do you guys like your eggs and things?
Sam : Sunny side up, on toast please!
Teal'c: I'll try the steak and eggs. Medium rare, and scrambled eggs. Want some toast and pancakes, too. Oh, and eggs benedict. Heard that was good. and breakfast fajitas,french toasts...and did I mention lots of coffee?
Jonas: What the...?!
Jack: Just give what he wants, or you'll be Jaffa fodder.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 12th, 2006, 11:18 AM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s2/201/2x01%5F0040.jpg
Sir the Jaffa are acending, maybe we shouldn't of killed them

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 12th, 2006, 11:30 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/oneillconstipated.jpg
O'neill: General please, I need laxatives

stargate barbie
March 12th, 2006, 11:31 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/oneillconstipated.jpg

Jack: a kick to the crotch! why Teal'c...why!?!

The Signal
March 12th, 2006, 11:31 AM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/843/stargate23205ft.jpg

STOP! Hammer Time!

Antimatter Sam
March 12th, 2006, 11:46 AM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/940/a1015f039fp.jpg

Jack: Doh! Daniel youv'e sunk my battleship.
What episode is this clip from?

LadyShip
March 12th, 2006, 11:54 AM
What episode is this clip from?

From Stargate Atlantis, Rising Part 1 :D

The Signal
March 12th, 2006, 12:03 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/off-world/871.jpg
Daniel(O.S) So thats why you REALLY broke up with Pete.

LadyShip
March 12th, 2006, 01:02 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/oneillconstipated.jpg
O'neill: General please, I need laxatives

:jack_new_anime06: :jack_new_anime06: :jack_new_anime06:

This is GOOD! ROFLMAO! GREEN YA!

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 13th, 2006, 08:33 AM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/919/Crusade%5F0446.jpg
Landry's response to carter after she said she preferred hammond

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 13th, 2006, 08:35 AM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/919/Crusade%5F0416.jpg
As vala returns to the milky way, a legion of anti vala fans charge towards her

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 13th, 2006, 09:23 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/tealchair.jpg
So Teal'c, what IS with the hair?

Cassiopeia
March 13th, 2006, 09:45 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG7.jpg


Daniel (on phone): "What? No this is NOT Jonas! Who IS this?.......OK, very funny Jack."

Mandysg1
March 13th, 2006, 09:50 AM
Reasons Not To Kiss Alienshttp://img288.imageshack.us/img288/3696/itlod9lk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


They may slip you more than the tongue

Cassiopeia
March 13th, 2006, 10:14 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/Cynicat/Misc%20caps/freeze10.jpg

Hey, it was an honest mistake. I didn't know those symbols were Ancient for 'shower room' and how was I to know that Teyla was in there...?

Cassiopeia
March 13th, 2006, 10:25 AM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/843/stargate23205ft.jpg

This torch is useless, I can't see a thing...

Tealcfan
March 13th, 2006, 10:41 AM
[CENTER]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y140/Sue_Jackson/Michael%20Shanks/Dr%20Daniel%20Jackson/danielbondage4.jpg

Daniel: where is that freaking pinata?

tiggerific
March 13th, 2006, 11:24 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/Cynicat/Misc%20caps/freeze10.jpg

*sigh* "Alright - I promise never to take a cloaked Jumper to the mainland and buzz the Dirty Little People for sh!ts and giggles ever again. Can I go now?"

LOL

ly thoughts when looking at that pic....

"scooby doobie doo where are you we've got some work to do now......"

stargate barbie
March 13th, 2006, 01:41 PM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/919/Crusade%5F0446.jpg


"50 bucks says i can spit right into that cup from here."

Tealcfan
March 13th, 2006, 03:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG6.jpg

Jack: One momento me amigo ahh! who switched the english script with the spanish one?

Drahc42
March 13th, 2006, 04:31 PM
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3766/danandjack2ph.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

*:jack: & :daniel: singing* : "I got you Babe!! Tatan tatan tatan. I got you Babe!!"

Tealcfan
March 13th, 2006, 04:34 PM
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3766/danandjack2ph.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

*:jack: & :daniel: singing* : "I got you Babe!! Tatan tatan tatan. I got you Babe!!"

what ep was this in?

Drahc42
March 13th, 2006, 04:36 PM
what ep was this in?

Urgo

:jack: He's driving us crazy!

Tealcfan
March 13th, 2006, 04:40 PM
Urgo

:jack: He's driving us crazy!

ah! thanks

atlantisrocks
March 13th, 2006, 04:53 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/843/stargate23205ft.jpg

Prior: Marco!

Drahc42
March 13th, 2006, 05:03 PM
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1058/unas6um.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Me Carlos. Me so horny!!

Drahc42
March 13th, 2006, 05:06 PM
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3830/lastin4fj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Last one in the Stargate is a rotten egg!!

stargate barbie
March 13th, 2006, 05:27 PM
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3766/danandjack2ph.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



Jack: "Daniel! I said no toungue!

Sam (off screen): "Great dare Teal'c"
Teal'c (off screen): "Indeed"

atlantisrocks
March 13th, 2006, 05:30 PM
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3830/lastin4fj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
From the Stargate Guide to Escaping Crazy Fans! Run through the nearest wormhole!

Drahc42
March 13th, 2006, 05:38 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/tealchair.jpg

:tealc: I am currently looking for my cat. Have you seen it?

stargate barbie
March 13th, 2006, 06:41 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/tealchair.jpg


TPTB cut Chris Judge's hair product allowance in an attempt to get him to shave his head again. Judge was reported to be unhappy and quoted as saying "No Freakin' Way!"

Mandysg1
March 13th, 2006, 09:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG6.jpg

Jack: Are you sure Daniel?
Daniel : Yep, Sam said to make sure you get to the storage closet.
Teal'c: Indeed Major Carter informed me to use what ever means possible to make sure you comply

Tracker
March 13th, 2006, 09:11 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/ripple_effect250.jpg


Yeah! Who knew? I'm the one Carter in the multiverse who thinks McKay is hot!!

LadyShip
March 14th, 2006, 03:54 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/916_08.jpg


LANDRY'S ANGELS

Daniel: All clear here...wait a minute, what's that smell?
Sam : Yeah... smells like somebody needs AXE deodorant here.
Cam : Teal'c....?!
Teal'c: Not my fault, Colonel. The SGC commissary ran out of the stuff today.

Tealcfan
March 14th, 2006, 06:56 AM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s9/graphics/918_03.jpg (http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s9/graphics/918_04.shtml)
Teal'c: It looks like stone. It feels like stone... but is it?

This message is sponsored by the paranoid aliens company mostly at missions (PAC-MAN)

atlantisrocks
March 14th, 2006, 12:07 PM
Yeah! Who knew? I'm the one Carter in the multiverse who thinks McKay is hot!!
Too funny!:D It won't let me green you though!

The Signal
March 14th, 2006, 12:16 PM
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3830/lastin4fj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Wait wait! Awwww crap, now im gonna have to wait for the next one !

Morgania
March 14th, 2006, 12:26 PM
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/954/ifshedoesntshutup1dd.jpg

Teyla: Colonel? I believe I now understand what you meant by soldiers getting overly attached to their weapons....

Lorne: *to bazooka*... but you'll never leave me, will you? Nooo... you'll always be there for me, yes you will....


:sheppard28: Very funny. Am now kinda jealous of the bazooka.

Andrew Joshua Talon
March 14th, 2006, 01:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG6.jpg


Thor: Red Light! ... Okay... Green Light-RED LIGHT!
Teal'c: O'Neill, I believe you are out.
Jack: Aw nuts!

FoolishPleasure
March 14th, 2006, 02:22 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/joesmom1/thehands.jpg

Darren and Greg thought that "Guest" overload was a problem - ha! I get my name FIRST in the credits next year, or I'll bring down the whole site!

Tracker
March 14th, 2006, 03:12 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/joesmom1/thehands.jpg

Darren and Greg thought that "Guest" overload was a problem - ha! I get my name FIRST in the credits next year, or I'll bring down the whole site!
ROTFL!!


"If I could just get this aimed right, it should heat the water to boiling, and then.....COFFEE TIME!

stargate barbie
March 14th, 2006, 04:32 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y65/joesmom1/thehands.jpg



well nobody thought they could do it, but the new x-box controller was even more poorly designed than the original.

Tracker
March 14th, 2006, 06:19 PM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/919/Crusade%5F0446.jpg

"Oooh, oooh...make sure you get me the kind without coconut. I hate it when it gets stuck in my teeth."

Tracker
March 14th, 2006, 06:24 PM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s9/graphics/918_03.jpg
"Daniel Jackson--you appear to be encased in stone. Do you require assistance?"

Yanks4Life23519
March 15th, 2006, 02:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20Atlantis/FreezeFrameSG11.jpg

McKay: Sheppard, I said stop looking at me that way! You're making me blush! ;)

Tealcfan
March 15th, 2006, 03:08 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/843/stargate23205ft.jpg

Stop. Who the h--- took my snuggle wuggle bear?

LadyShip
March 15th, 2006, 09:46 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b272/oompahloompahtapdancing/no-tatoo.jpg


Jonas: Heard they ran out of AXE deodorant at the commissary.
Teal'c: An unfortunate miscalculation of supplies on their part. Got the cold shoulder from my SG1 team in a mission when I failed to use it that one time.
Jonas: Awwww... they'll warm up to you again. Happens to me all the time.

:D :D :D

Bragi
March 15th, 2006, 11:28 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/PU_741_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/PU_741.jpg)

Daniel: I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Raindrops_smaller-really.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Raindrops_smaller.jpg)

Kolya: All together now!

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me

tiggerific
March 16th, 2006, 11:23 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Raindrops_smaller.jpg

Kolya: All together now!

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me

GENIUS!!! made me LOL

Morgania
March 16th, 2006, 11:47 AM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/843/stargate23205ft.jpg



The "Book of Origin" states that you shall... 'talk to the hand'.

ancientaction
March 16th, 2006, 11:51 AM
The "Book of Origin" states that you shall... 'talk to the hand'.



ROFL

Tealcfan
March 16th, 2006, 11:55 AM
The "Book of Origin" states that you shall... 'talk to the hand'.

ROFL! :lol: definetly green ya

mckaychick
March 16th, 2006, 11:56 AM
The "Book of Origin" states that you shall... 'talk to the hand'.

Lol good one!

Bragi
March 16th, 2006, 11:57 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Landryhigh_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Landryhigh.jpg)

Landry: Woah.... okay man... maintain................ dude have you ever like... seen the Gate... I mean like..... really seen it... dude?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Dociburp_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Dociburp.jpg)

Doci: The entire Book of Origin, b*tches! I am the belching king of the universe!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Ronanjammin_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Ronanjammin.jpg)

Ronan: Fine!

We're jammin':
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin'.... jammin',
And I hope you like jammin', too.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Soragoout_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Soragoout.jpg)

Sora: Alright Bragi, I give up.... I'll go out with you. Now will you please stop calling me?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/TeylaRonansmile_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/TeylaRonansmile.jpg)

Ronan: Sheppard's tiny isn't he? C'mon you can tell me. Smaller than me, right?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppardgun_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppardgun.jpg)

Sheppard: Get that comb away from me!
or
Sheppard: Teyla! Did tell you Ronan I was tiny? He's been spreading that lie around Atlantis and I will ruin this city with my anger!

Morgania
March 16th, 2006, 12:01 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Dociburp_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Dociburp.jpg)

Beware of my garlic breath.

JackGyver
March 16th, 2006, 12:08 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/843/stargate23205ft.jpg

"Thou art righteous, funk soul brother."

Bragi
March 16th, 2006, 12:21 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Thorchair_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Thorchair.jpg)

Thor: Our chair technology is light years ahead of your own.
or
Thor: Occupied!

/edit-

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Tealcsupersoaker_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Tealcsupersoaker.jpg)

Daniel: Teal'c, that had better be water...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/stronghold0138_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/stronghold0138.jpg)

Teal'c: Do you expect me to talk Gold-Ba'al?

Gold-Ba'al: No Mr. Teal'c, I expect you to die.

Bragi
March 16th, 2006, 10:14 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG6.jpg

Thor: O'Neill, Daniel Jackson. You shall each have ten minutes head start, after which time Teal'c shall be free to hunt you as he see's fit. Do you have any questions?

Jack: Yeah, Thor I wa-

Thor: Very well then. Teal'c, are you sufficiently prepared?

*Teal'c pumps the shotgun.*

Thor: Very well then, you may begin.

Daniel: Everyone this is insa-

Thor: Nine minutes, fifty-five seconds...

Jack: Every man for himself, Daniel!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Therecanbeonlyoneadjusted_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Therecanbeonlyoneadjusted.jpg)

Daniel: Say it.

Vala: Say it.

Mitchell: Guys, I'm fightin' for my life here!

Daniel & Vala: Say it!

Mtichell: Fine! There can be only one!

Vala: Yes!

Daniel: He said it!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Ovenonadjusted_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Ovenonadjusted.jpg)

Jack: You left the oven on...

Sam: ...I left the oven on!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/5x12_0065_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/5x12_0065.jpg)

Teal'c: I feel pretty, oh so pretty

I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today

I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honor me

I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign See the pretty girl in that mirror there
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

stargate barbie
March 17th, 2006, 12:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG6.jpg


Jack: wait, don't move!
Daniel: its Sam!
Jack: I know... her vision is based on movement! teal'c you ready with that paint ball gun?
Teal'c: Indeed
Daniel: That's a Shot Gun!
Teal'c: Thor, have you replaced my paint ball gun with a shot gun?
Thor: um... no....
Jack: ok, she's distracted... FIRE!

LadyShip
March 17th, 2006, 08:30 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/PU_741.jpg


(musical overture)

Daniel: (singing) The hills are alive with the sound of music...With songs they have sung for a thousand years...

Bragi
March 17th, 2006, 09:44 PM
This time around I'm going with all SGA-Rising screencaps-

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Danielsucksatmath_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Danielsucksatmath.jpg)

Daniel: And so, if you find the derivative of the square root of sigma and multiply it by the inverse square of theta you will clearly see that I suck at math.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Santasworkshop_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Santasworkshop.jpg)

Meanwhile, at Santa's secret biological weapons lab, located deep in the heart of the Arctic...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirpinchedbutt_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirpinchedbutt.jpg)

*A Technician whistles*
Weir: That's it! The next person to whistle, cat-call, pinch or slap my rear gets sent to a Spacegate address.... without a Puddle Jumper!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Kurplunk_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Kurplunk.jpg)

Walter: Uh.... we have a problem, ma'am.
Carter: What is it?
Walter: The Gate went "kurplunk" ma'am, not "kawoosh."
Carter: God help us....

The rest are in the spoilers tag.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppard-Sumner_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppard-Sumner.jpg)

Sheppard: I hope he never finds out my real name is John Connor.
Sumner: What was that, Sheppard?
Sheppard: Nothing, sir.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppard-FordattheGate_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppard-FordattheGate.jpg)

Ford: So you're really not going to wear any pants?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/JacktheDJ_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/JacktheDJ.jpg)

Jack: This is MC-Gyver comin' to you liiiiiiiive from the Mutha-ship on another hot-hot-hot Friday night. I got another track here that is out of this world so you keep it tuned right here on the faaaaaaar end of the dial, Radio Free Chulak 104.1fm K-SGC!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Rodneygum_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Rodneygum.jpg)

Weir: Rodney! What have I told you about putting gum under the DHD?!?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirevil_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirevil.jpg)

McKay: It was Teyla's IDC... why didn't you order the shield down? *Pause* Elizabeth........... Elizabeth.........?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirisevil2_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirisevil2.jpg)

Sheppard: Elizabeth, what's been going on?
Weir: Why, what ever do you mean, John?
Sheppard: Well, first off... why hasn't Teyla gotten back from M4X-984, and where's Rodney... and Stackhouse? *Pause* Elizabeth........... Elizabeth?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Ancientchairtech_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Ancientchairtech.jpg)

Rodney: Everyone! Their chair technology is-
Ancient Hologram: ...And finally, you will find that our chair technology is light years ahead of your own.
Rodney: -Oh, so you know already.

/edit- K, except for the last few:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppardistiny_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppardistiny.jpg)
Teyla: Aiden, Elizabeth, Dr. Beckett, Dr. McKay, Ronan, Sgt. Stackhouse, Dr. Zelenka, Michael, Sora, Ladon, Halling, Jinto, Col. Caldwell, Dr. Novak, Hermiod, Chaya-
Sheppard: She knew already...
Teyla: Mara-
Sheppard: So did she...
Teyla: Petra, Norina, Lt. Cadman, Eldon, Dr. Heightmeyer, Dr. Brown-
Sheppard: K, I'm starting to think it'd be easier to ask who you didn't tell.
Teyla: Major Lorne, Teer, Dr. Bryce, Cowen, Dr. Lindsay, Dr. Kavanaugh, Gen. Landry, Sgt. Bates, Kolya...................

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home011_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home011.jpg)

McKay: Oh, you're one to talk about bad hair, Colonel.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home020_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home020.jpg)

Sheppard: Face it, you guys are never going to get me to wear pants.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home056adjusted_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home056adjusted.jpg)

Hammond: I'm very sorry Dr. Weir, but there is simply nothing I can do from here to get Col. Sheppard to wear pants.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home076_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home076.jpg)

Teyla: ...And the cashier at the Gap, and the woman in the fitting room, and the employees at the Dairy Queen, and the girl in the American Eagle...........

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home078_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home078.jpg)

Sheppard: But did you really have to announce it on the mall PA system too?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home275_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home275.jpg)

McKay: You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, d*mn you! God d*mn you all to hell!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/letters327_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/letters327.jpg)

Weir: And despite my repeated orders, the complaints of the entire expedition, and the constant danger we are under; Col. Sheppard still refuses to wear any pants.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/letters247_84_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/letters247_84.jpg)

McKay: ....I think I'd be perfect for the Real World because, uh, I keep it real... and I'm not afraid to go there.


Man... I really need something else to do with my time.............

atlantisrocks
March 17th, 2006, 11:01 PM
^Those were great Bragi, but it won't let me green you! The first four were my favorites! :D

LadyShip
March 17th, 2006, 11:54 PM
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3830/lastin4fj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Sorry, gotta go everyone!.......Need to peeeeee!

ReganX
March 18th, 2006, 02:22 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Therecanbeonlyoneadjusted_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Therecanbeonlyoneadjusted.jpg)

Mitchell: Don't worry, guys! I'll protect you! Man, this thing is heavier than it looks.

Daniel: Uh... you do know that it's made of plastic, right?

Vala: Ssh! Let him have his moment.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 18th, 2006, 03:26 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/charlei.jpg
Charlie-We have you surrounded! Stick them up

Bragi
March 18th, 2006, 01:46 PM
Time for another batch...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Danielsucksatmath2_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Danielsucksatmath2.jpg)

Carter: C'mon Daniel..... two times two is......

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/CadmanMyspace_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/CadmanMyspace.jpg)

Cadman: What's this... "Rodney's Bookmarks......."

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/DanielDHD_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/DanielDHD.jpg)

Carter: Daniel! What have I told you about putting gum under the DHD?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Sheppnopantsagain_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Sheppnopantsagain.jpg)

Sheppard: Alright now, look. I can't read Ancient, so I didn't know the sign read "Wear pants at all times under penalty of the law."


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Mitchnopants_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Mitchnopants.jpg)

*Silence*
Mitchell: Look, the no pants thing has been working for Sheppard so....
Daniel: Well, clearly it's not going to work for you.
Mitchell: Hey, it was worth a shot...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Landryohm_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Landryohm.jpg)

Landry: Ohm....... Ohm.......... Ohm............ Ohm...........

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Samovenon2_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Samovenon2.jpg)

McKay: You left the oven on....
Carter: ...I left the oven on.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Hallingbigger_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Hallingbigger.jpg)

Halling: So it is true then? The rumors about Col. Sheppard?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Kvasirchair_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Kvasirchair.jpg)

Kvasir: I need not remind you all, that our chair technology is light years ahead of your own.
or
Carter: Kvasir... I appreciate all your help in this... but could you take your hand off my thigh?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Danielsdead_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Danielsdead.jpg)

Walter: Recieving IDC sir.... it's Dr. Jackson's.
*Pause*
Walter: Sir, shouldn't I open the Iris?
*Pause*
Lam: Dad, tell him to open the Iris!
*Thud*
Landry: Alright Walter, open the Iris now.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Teylalaughing_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Teylalaughing.jpg)

Teyla: ....And Brad Wright, and Martin Cooper, and Martin Wood, and Mario Azzopardi, and Martin Gero, and Peter DeLuise........

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Weirevil3_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Weirevil3.jpg)

Daniel: Dr. Weir, we confirmed it was Ishta's IDC. Why didn't you open the Iris? *Pause* Dr. Weir...... Dr. Weir......?
Teal'c (Off-screen): Dr. Weir, why is it that you have been staring at me through the duration of this morning's briefing?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Weirevil4_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Weirevil4.jpg)

Weir:Teyla, Teyla, Teyla... everybody's always talking about Teyla!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Weirevil6_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Weirevil6.jpg)

Sheppard (Off-screen): Elizabeth, it's been over three weeks. I really think it's time we mount a search and resuce op. to find Teyla. *Pause* Elizabeth...... Elizabeth?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Weirevil5_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Weirevil5.jpg)

Sheppard: I've pieced it all together, Elizabeth, it's all over. Teyla, Rodney, Zelenka, Stackhouse, Bates, Cadman, Beckett.... my pants..... you're responsible for them all going "missing." All I want to know is, why? Was it the insurance, did they slight you, in some way? Or is it something deeper than that, Elizabeth, something much deeper...?
or
Weir: John, I'm going to turn around in five seconds... and if you're not wearing pants... so help me God......

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/ripple_effect250_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/ripple_effect250.jpg)

Carter: It was this big!
Sheppard (Off-screen): Thank you! Finally somebody has it right!
Jack (Off-screen): She's talking about me!

Morgania
March 18th, 2006, 05:46 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/CadmanMyspace_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/CadmanMyspace.jpg)

Cadman: *thinking* Oh, so he did get a picture. Note to self- send Radek thank you muffins.
McKay: *thinking* I hope Radek didnt post anymore of those pictures. If so, he's a dead man.

atlantisrocks
March 18th, 2006, 06:16 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/CadmanMyspace_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/CadmanMyspace.jpg)
Cadman: You still write e-mails to your mom every day Rodney? :D
Rodney: Well at least its not every hour like Beckett! :p

Thor's Pal
March 19th, 2006, 12:54 AM
http://www.uk-sg1.fsnet.co.uk/captures/p2.jpg

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://www.uk-sg1.fsnet.co.uk/captures/cotg29.jpg

Won't you be my neighbor?

http://www.sgccheyenne9.fsnet.co.uk/b15_84.jpg

Other guy: So you're telling me that this is a normal day?
Jack: No, a normal day would mean doing this in space.

http://www.sgccheyenne8.fsnet.co.uk/b18_28.jpg

We shall dine on me! (hey, sometimes the actuall thing is the best!)

http://www.sgccheyenne8.fsnet.co.uk/b18_43.jpg

Gard #1: So did you see anything?
Gard #2: Same awnser as that the last 5,576,657,548 times you've asked me. NO!!!!!

http://www.uk-sg5.fsnet.co.uk/s2/1969_19.jpg

Bow before your ruler

http://www.uk-sg5.fsnet.co.uk/s2/ofm4.jpg
Sam: why am I only wearing a sheet?
Jack: Its ok, we're in my dream

http://www.sgccheyenne2.fsnet.co.uk/fg51.jpg
Before you do that, ask your self one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya...punk?

(To the guy behind her) Man, I've always wanted to say that.

http://www.sgccheyenne2.fsnet.co.uk/fg41.jpg

I'm metling!

http://www.sgccheyenne3.fsnet.co.uk/mi17.jpg

Bra'tac: Why is O'Neill streaking across the battlefield?
Tea'lc: It is a divserionary tatic to allow Daniel & Sam to get behind the enemy.
Daniel: What am I suppose to be doing?

http://www.sgccheyenne7.fsnet.co.uk/c21_27.jpg

Ok, once Jack leave, I'll hit the boss button and go back to my tetris game.

http://www.sgccheyenne.fsnet.co.uk/thumbs/sdm32.jpg

Go ahead and pull my finger

lsd
March 19th, 2006, 01:16 AM
http://takeru_kiko.tripod.com/sgpic.JPG

tealc: hey is that major cater hidding in the corner?
jack: shh!.....i mean...no...

Bragi
March 19th, 2006, 12:03 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Tealc-Jonasnopants_small.jpg

Teal'c: Col. Sheppard was indeed correct, was he not, Jonas Quinn?
Jonas: Yeah, he was Teal'c. Not wearing pants is increadibly liberating.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Tealcpuke_small.jpg

JacK (off-screen): Is he still sick?
Carter (off-screen): Yup.
Jack (off-screen): And how many did he have?
Carter (off-screen): One.... well...... half of one...
Daniel (off-screen): And you guys think I'm a lightweight...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Jackmajorgeneral_small.jpg

Jack: I am the very model of a modern Major-General...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/6x16_0002_small.jpg

Jonas: Look, all I'm sayin' is... I'm a quick study. And I have read this copy of the Kama Sutra six times... You know... just somethin' to think about...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/6x16_0006_small.jpg

Carter: You read it six times huh? *Pause*

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/6x16_0007_small.jpg

Carter: Because you know something.... it just didn't show.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/6x16_0008_small.jpg

Carter: And I thought you said you were a quick study.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/C4explosion_small.jpg

Cowen (off-screen): That's very impressive, Col. Sheppard.
Sheppard (off-screen): Oh that's nothing. You should see our chair technology.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/everyonelaughing_small.jpg

Sheppard (off-screen): Alright, that's it! I'm going to prove Teyla wrong here and now! *Drops underwear.*

iLemon
March 19th, 2006, 02:33 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG7.jpg
Daniel: You hang up
Sha're: No, you hang up
Daniel: No, you hang up
Sha're: No, you hang up
Daniel: No, you hang up

Snork
March 19th, 2006, 04:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v633/Yanks4Life23519/Stargate%20SG-1/FreezeFrameSG7.jpg
Daniel: You hang up
Sha're: No, you hang up
Daniel: No, you hang up
Sha're: No, you hang up
Daniel: No, you hang up
Guy from Ghostbusters: Can I get a hoo-wah for Two Times Tuesday?
Daniel: What?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 20th, 2006, 07:57 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/TeylaRonansmile.jpg
Ronan: Teyla was that you it smells

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/beckett.jpg
Beckett: whoa teyla have you been eating brussels?

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/nox.jpg
Nox: what is that remarkable smell coming from the direction of the pegasus galaxy?

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/weir.jpg
Weir: The next time you feel the need to fart, you better hold it in or there will be hell to pay...

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/bomb.jpg
Sheppard: Weir why did you have to tell her to hold it in?

Bragi
March 20th, 2006, 04:21 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Danielsucksatmath3_small.jpg

Daniel (Thinking): Ten divided by two.... ten divided by two.... ten divided by two..... c'mon Daniel, think!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Danielcontact_small.jpg

Daniel: You guys wanna hear something funny? I'm wearing my glasses, we've been looking for my contacts for the past hour for no reason.
*Pause*
Daniel: Isn't that funny?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Cartergoodatmath_small.jpg

Carter: And so, as you all can clealry see, I am very good at math.
Daniel (Off-screen): Oh shut up!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Tealc-Danielscolded_small.jpg

Hammond (Off-screen): ...now do I make myself clear!?!
Daniel & Teal'c: Yes, General Hammond.
Hammond (Off-screen): Alright, now consider yourself both grounded.

stargate barbie
March 20th, 2006, 04:37 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/Tealc-Danielscolded_small.jpg



Daniel: So did Jack put superglue your arms too?
Teal'c: Indeed.

JONeill97
March 20th, 2006, 05:04 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/TeylaRonansmile.jpg
Ronan: Teyla was that you it smells

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/beckett.jpg
Beckett: whoa teyla have you been eating brussels?

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/nox.jpg
Nox: what is that remarkable smell coming from the direction of the pegasus galaxy?

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/weir.jpg
Weir: The next time you feel the need to fart, you better hold it in or there will be hell to pay...

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/bomb.jpg
Sheppard: Weir why did you have to tell her to hold it in?


That was brilliant. I'm LMAO here!!!

Lt. Colonel Ryu Gaia
March 23rd, 2006, 06:26 PM
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/954/ifshedoesntshutup1dd.jpg
LORNE: My precious... *cough* Gollum! Gollum!

stargate barbie
March 23rd, 2006, 06:43 PM
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/954/ifshedoesntshutup1dd.jpg


Lorne: i just can't figure out where the keys are on this instrument!
Teyla: how long before he figures out its not a tuba?
guy at the back: five bucks says two hours.

Linkinparkgundam
March 23rd, 2006, 07:02 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/PU_741_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/PU_741.jpg)


*first look at Daniel's face*
Daniel in a booming voice:"I'm Daniel Jackson THE GETTO DDR PLAYER!! I come to rob you for your quarters... MUHAHAHAHAHA

Drahc42
March 24th, 2006, 07:37 AM
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3381/camelot0110nz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:cameron: : Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

OR

:cameron: : Camelot!
:daniel: : Camelot!
:sam: : Camelot!
:tealc: : It is only a model.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 24th, 2006, 10:26 AM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/920/camelot092.jpg
Go ahead, snif

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 24th, 2006, 10:31 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/jack1.jpg
so when you say 2x2 is 4.....

Drahc42
March 25th, 2006, 11:11 AM
http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/920/camelot092.jpg
Go ahead, snif

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9508/camelot0944ss.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:daniel: Trust me Mitchell... Don't do it!!!

Tealcfan
March 25th, 2006, 11:14 AM
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9508/camelot0944ss.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:daniel: Trust me Mitchell... Don't do it!!!

Rofl!! :D green ya!

Tealcfan
March 25th, 2006, 11:21 AM
This time around I'm going with all SGA-Rising screencaps-

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Danielsucksatmath_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Danielsucksatmath.jpg)

Daniel: And so, if you find the derivative of the square root of sigma and multiply it by the inverse square of theta you will clearly see that I suck at math.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Santasworkshop_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Santasworkshop.jpg)

Meanwhile, at Santa's secret biological weapons lab, located deep in the heart of the Arctic...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirpinchedbutt_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirpinchedbutt.jpg)

*A Technician whistles*
Weir: That's it! The next person to whistle, cat-call, pinch or slap my rear gets sent to a Spacegate address.... without a Puddle Jumper!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Kurplunk_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Kurplunk.jpg)

Walter: Uh.... we have a problem, ma'am.
Carter: What is it?
Walter: The Gate went "kurplunk" ma'am, not "kawoosh."
Carter: God help us....

The rest are in the spoilers tag.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppard-Sumner_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppard-Sumner.jpg)

Sheppard: I hope he never finds out my real name is John Connor.
Sumner: What was that, Sheppard?
Sheppard: Nothing, sir.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppard-FordattheGate_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppard-FordattheGate.jpg)

Ford: So you're really not going to wear any pants?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/JacktheDJ_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/JacktheDJ.jpg)

Jack: This is MC-Gyver comin' to you liiiiiiiive from the Mutha-ship on another hot-hot-hot Friday night. I got another track here that is out of this world so you keep it tuned right here on the faaaaaaar end of the dial, Radio Free Chulak 104.1fm K-SGC!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Rodneygum_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Rodneygum.jpg)

Weir: Rodney! What have I told you about putting gum under the DHD?!?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirevil_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirevil.jpg)

McKay: It was Teyla's IDC... why didn't you order the shield down? *Pause* Elizabeth........... Elizabeth.........?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirisevil2_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Weirisevil2.jpg)

Sheppard: Elizabeth, what's been going on?
Weir: Why, what ever do you mean, John?
Sheppard: Well, first off... why hasn't Teyla gotten back from M4X-984, and where's Rodney... and Stackhouse? *Pause* Elizabeth........... Elizabeth?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Ancientchairtech_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Ancientchairtech.jpg)

Rodney: Everyone! Their chair technology is-
Ancient Hologram: ...And finally, you will find that our chair technology is light years ahead of your own.
Rodney: -Oh, so you know already.

/edit- K, except for the last few:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppardistiny_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/Sheppardistiny.jpg)
Teyla: Aiden, Elizabeth, Dr. Beckett, Dr. McKay, Ronan, Sgt. Stackhouse, Dr. Zelenka, Michael, Sora, Ladon, Halling, Jinto, Col. Caldwell, Dr. Novak, Hermiod, Chaya-
Sheppard: She knew already...
Teyla: Mara-
Sheppard: So did she...
Teyla: Petra, Norina, Lt. Cadman, Eldon, Dr. Heightmeyer, Dr. Brown-
Sheppard: K, I'm starting to think it'd be easier to ask who you didn't tell.
Teyla: Major Lorne, Teer, Dr. Bryce, Cowen, Dr. Lindsay, Dr. Kavanaugh, Gen. Landry, Sgt. Bates, Kolya...................

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home011_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home011.jpg)

McKay: Oh, you're one to talk about bad hair, Colonel.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home020_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home020.jpg)

Sheppard: Face it, you guys are never going to get me to wear pants.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home056adjusted_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home056adjusted.jpg)

Hammond: I'm very sorry Dr. Weir, but there is simply nothing I can do from here to get Col. Sheppard to wear pants.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home076_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home076.jpg)

Teyla: ...And the cashier at the Gap, and the woman in the fitting room, and the employees at the Dairy Queen, and the girl in the American Eagle...........

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home078_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home078.jpg)

Sheppard: But did you really have to announce it on the mall PA system too?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home275_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/home275.jpg)

McKay: You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, d*mn you! God d*mn you all to hell!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/letters327_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/letters327.jpg)

Weir: And despite my repeated orders, the complaints of the entire expedition, and the constant danger we are under; Col. Sheppard still refuses to wear any pants.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/letters247_84_small.jpg (http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Gateworld%20Stuff/letters247_84.jpg)

McKay: ....I think I'd be perfect for the Real World because, uh, I keep it real... and I'm not afraid to go there.


Man... I really need something else to do with my time.............

ROFLMAO green ya!!! if i could three times in a row i would but i can't..

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 26th, 2006, 10:17 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/hammond.jpg
Hammond: This is General Hammond, the last one through the stargate is a rotten egg
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/rottenegg.jpg

_WraithQueen_
March 26th, 2006, 12:21 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a286/nancelikeafairy/snapshot20060326210735.jpg

Dr weir (about ronon) : he would be your responsibility, you would have to feed him and clothe him and take him for walks

Drahc42
March 27th, 2006, 05:27 PM
http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/3146/pdvd5f1259hc.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I said "Pull My FINGER!!!"

ancientaction
March 28th, 2006, 11:05 AM
http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s7/graphics/721_07.jpg

vision doctor(off screen): Better, or worse.

Jack: Uh... i cant see at all too bright.

jazz!
March 28th, 2006, 03:05 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y210/jwev79_alpha/916_08.jpg
[off frame]Lead Jaffa: Holy sh--!! :jack_new_anime05: Jaffa Kree! (all jaffa throw their staff's at SG-1 feet and run)


A game of Hide and Seek that went just a little to far:

Cam: Come-out, come-out where ever you are......

Sam_Carter
March 31st, 2006, 05:26 AM
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/2476/banetrasyaf5iv.jpg
Wraith: Pull
(human flys through the air while they're shooting)
Wraith: I'd keep score but I still couldn't tell you two apart.

oh god that one had me in tears in the middle of the library biting my lip trying not to laugh out loud. its the 'human flys through the air' bit that got me!

BRILLIANT!!!

Sam_Carter
March 31st, 2006, 05:31 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f282/off-world/871.jpg



Sam - "Pete was thiiiiis big"

Freyja
March 31st, 2006, 05:47 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/KemiPalurien/Stargate/home087.jpg
Weir: Wait a moment... You are not Simon!

Bragi
March 31st, 2006, 01:56 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/KemiPalurien/Stargate/home087.jpg

Weir: *Kisses Simon* Wow, Bragi wasn't kidding - He is the best kisser in two galaxies. You don't even compare... I'm sorry Simon, but it's over.

/edit- These server slow-downs are gettin' down-right inconvenient.

Mandysg1
March 31st, 2006, 05:46 PM
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8938/c6fd.jpg
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9207/csam5ml.jpg

Sam: I just can't believe you cheated on me

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
March 31st, 2006, 11:32 PM
^lmao green defo

Freyja
April 1st, 2006, 03:36 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/KemiPalurien/Stargate/home045.jpg
Weir: Look, Carson's sleepwalking. Funny, isn't it?
Sheppard: Uhm... He's...
Teyla: ... Kissing Rodney.

shake_it_off_sparky
April 1st, 2006, 08:31 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/KemiPalurien/Stargate/home045.jpg
Weir: Look, Carson's sleepwalking. Funny, isn't it?
Sheppard: Uhm... He's...
Teyla: ... Kissing Rodney.

Weir: Jesus, John! You could've taken a shower after you got back from the mission!
Teyla: I agree

shake_it_off_sparky
April 1st, 2006, 08:38 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!! NOW I AM KING OF THE HAMSTERS! YOU WILL ALL SUFFER!!!!:mckayanime17:

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 1st, 2006, 08:40 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/KemiPalurien/Stargate/home045.jpg
Weir: Teyla was that you again?

shake_it_off_sparky
April 1st, 2006, 08:49 AM
I made all these ages ago and just found this thread through my sister! Thought I'd attach some of them.
Enjoy! xxxx

Qtyled
April 1st, 2006, 09:01 AM
http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/1421/6x0502658ll.jpg
Teal'c: I have determined what they are planning to build, Major Carter.
Sam: Yea? What.
Teal'c: A Death Star.

shake_it_off_sparky
April 1st, 2006, 09:01 AM
Here's some more! There's a limit on attachments so, go figure... damn

mckaychick
April 1st, 2006, 01:25 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/KemiPalurien/Stargate/home045.jpg
weir:Major!!!!!!!
Sheppard:Hey dont look at me

stargate barbie
April 1st, 2006, 01:57 PM
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8938/c6fd.jpg
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9207/csam5ml.jpg

Sam: I just can't believe you cheated on me
i can never ever top this. but i can't green you either, so tough. (sorry)

Tracker
April 1st, 2006, 02:24 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/KemiPalurien/Stargate/home087.jpg


WEIR: Okay Simon, hold still...I think I can get it untangled. Serves you right, you know...getting a lip and a tongue ring.

shake_it_off_sparky
April 2nd, 2006, 05:56 AM
http://stargatecaps.com/sg1/s9/914/stronghold0083.jpg

picture speaks for itself
:D
Cam: AHHHHHH!!!MY EYEEE!!!! Damn it Teal'c, I told you to be careful with that laser pointer!!!

shake_it_off_sparky
April 2nd, 2006, 06:22 AM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/843/stargate23205ft.jpg

Ori: Stop! In the name of love!
A fellow Ori (off-freeze): Dude it's 'in the name of the Ori!'
Ori: (sobs)I'm sorry Fred, I wasn't cut out for this!

shake_it_off_sparky
April 2nd, 2006, 06:33 AM
View Image first
Ronan: (Sniffs)Yep, it's definately Wraith poo

Andrew Joshua Talon
April 2nd, 2006, 11:26 AM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/AJTalon/banetrasyaf5iv.jpg

Teenage Mutant Ninja Wraith! Coming this fall to Sci Fi!

Freyja
April 2nd, 2006, 12:38 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/AJTalon/banetrasyaf5iv.jpg
Ba-ba-ba be-de-ba-ba - Do the Wraith dance! Ba-ba-ba...

Bragi
April 2nd, 2006, 12:50 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/AJTalon/banetrasyaf5iv.jpg
'Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night
And no one's gonna save you from the Beast about to strike
You know it's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're fighting for your life inside A killer, Thriller
Tonight!!!

Sam fisher
April 2nd, 2006, 12:59 PM
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/AJTalon/banetrasyaf5iv.jpg
Take the damn picture already! We can't pose like this forever!

d10sfan
April 2nd, 2006, 05:25 PM
Personally, I think the shepard-no-pants thing has been overdone.

_WraithQueen_
April 2nd, 2006, 05:26 PM
meh, i still find it funny

mckaychick
April 2nd, 2006, 05:30 PM
yeah me too

Bragi
April 2nd, 2006, 07:14 PM
Personally, I think the shepard-no-pants thing has been overdone.

You know what I think is overdone?

You.

Booyah!

Sam_Carter
April 3rd, 2006, 01:46 AM
I didn't come up with these, i just found them...

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/SamAndJackShipper/Funny%20Stargate%20Images/c8f59304.jpg


http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/SamAndJackShipper/Funny%20Stargate%20Images/f25ac0b9.jpg


http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/SamAndJackShipper/Funny%20Stargate%20Images/674d0135.jpg


http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/SamAndJackShipper/Funny%20Stargate%20Images/0f234152.jpg


http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/SamAndJackShipper/Funny%20Stargate%20Images/abd502a1.jpg

Qtyled
April 3rd, 2006, 07:25 AM
http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/2821/siege3x7568jv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
(off-camera) Peter Deluise:
BIGGER! What is it about the word "bigger" that you don't understand?!?

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 3rd, 2006, 11:18 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/jacob.jpg
Jacob (singing):Oh, what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day,
i have a beautiful feeling those Ha'taks are coming my way

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 3rd, 2006, 11:24 AM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f381/DanMan81/dauthvadersg.jpg
Jack: Vader please...

d10sfan
April 3rd, 2006, 05:40 PM
You know what I think is overdone?

You.

Booyah!


I believe that was unnecessary.:mckay:

Enzo Aquarius
April 3rd, 2006, 07:58 PM
Took me awhile to find a good pic, got the perfect one!

http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s8/812/ninie/PU%5F771.jpg

Daniel: I ordered at the drive-thru, I parked, I walked all the way from the Bridge up front, I slipped on this armor, I went to the washroom, I had to wait 5 minutes for that cargo bay door to open and had to walk all they way through it, all the way down here! NOW WHERE IS MY FRICKIN BIG MAC?!

Bragi
April 3rd, 2006, 08:05 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/g5Fu5Fp726.jpg

Is a caption really necessary here?

Tracker
April 3rd, 2006, 08:27 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/g5Fu5Fp726.jpg

McKAY! I was JOKING! Put your pants back on!!!

---
Heh heh....new pants jokes...;)

jazz!
April 4th, 2006, 03:18 PM
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/8938/c6fd.jpg


*Riverdance tune*

Teal'c: *raises eyebrow and tilts his head*
Jack: Sorry, won't happen again

Andrew Joshua Talon
April 4th, 2006, 04:13 PM
Took me awhile to find a good pic, got the perfect one!

http://www.stargatecaps.com/sg1/s8/812/ninie/PU%5F771.jpg


Allright... I've taken on over a dozen System Lords and kicked their asses, lost the two women I love more than anything to them, lost my second chance to go to Atlantis by a crazy alien hottie who just beat me up, and NOW you're pointing guns at me. I don't know if I should laugh or just shoot you.

Bragi
April 4th, 2006, 07:58 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/7x125F588.jpg

Daniel: What's that Wilson? You want me to kill Jack? But Jack's my best friend, I can't just - ..No, you're my friend too it's just - ...... I won't do it Wilson, I can't do it!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/critical5Fmass036_small.jpg

McKay: Ladies, I see you have all cut your hair short, and bleached it, very good. Is the Jell-o ready, Colonel?
Sheppard (off-screen): Rodney, I don't think this is what Elizabeth meant when she said "do whatever needs to be done while I'm away."
McKay: Did I ask you for an interpretation of what Elizabeth said, Colonel? No, I didn't think so. I'm doing this for you too, you know. Now, is the Jell-o ready?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/michael067_small.jpg

Weir: Teyla, we're not here to point any fingers but...
Beckett: We found Col. Sheppard dead. He had a kendo stick lodged in the base of his skull.....
Weir: Aren't you missing one of your kendo sticks?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/michael198_small.jpg

Michael: *Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?*

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/aurora077_small.jpg
Caldwell: ...too soft, too trusting, you've made nothing but bad decisions, and lastly, you're a woman. So no, Dr. Weir, I don't think you should be in charge of this expedition.
*Pause*
Weir: At least I'm not bald.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/critical5Fmass373_small.jpg

Weir: I won't be ignored, John!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/aurora2253_small.jpg

First Officer: Sir?
Captain: Col. Sheppard needed to be taught a lesson.
First Officer: A lesson...?
Captain: ...In what happens when you step into my yard and start frontin'.

Tracker
April 4th, 2006, 08:13 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/michael198_small.jpg
Michael! Come on down! You're the next contestant on 'The Price is Right'!!!

Kelt'ar
April 5th, 2006, 09:44 AM
Captain: ...In what happens when you step into my yard and start frontin'.[/spoilers]


:lol:

I'll give U green if I could

shake_it_off_sparky
April 8th, 2006, 06:39 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/michael198_small.jpg

I'm on the Hiiighway to Hell!


Originally posted by Bragi

Enzo Aquarius
April 8th, 2006, 09:23 AM
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/8498/bathroomdaniel0bs.jpg

Jacob: Daniel! Report!
Daniel: Yea, the infiltration is doing well, there's just one problem
Jacob: What?
Daniel: THERE ARE NO BATHROOMS HERE!!

Dr.J_girl
April 8th, 2006, 11:49 AM
"I went to this stupid convention and Joe Flanigan would only give me his autograph in languages I can't read." Teyla: how much could I get On E-bay for this?

lionel_pendergast_rocks
April 8th, 2006, 01:56 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/pendergast/jack.jpg
Jack, in his old age, no longer found excitement in flying at hypersonic speeds.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/pendergast/danny.jpg
Daniel: Thubby Bunneh?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/pendergast/syntox.jpg
Doci: Behold, my syntox nerve gas factiry is nearly complete!
Daniel: Jack Bauer can kick your ass any day.

Enzo Aquarius
April 8th, 2006, 06:28 PM
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/1425/kinseywhat8wh.jpg

Kinsey: You did what?!
O'Neill: We uh...gave the Aschen Windows 2000 software
Kinsey: Well that's just grand! Drop and give me 20, all three of you!
Hammond: But I did nothing!
Kinsey: Groaning will only give you more push-ups
All: AWWWWWW!
Kinsey: Make that 30

Happy_Gate
April 8th, 2006, 08:42 PM
http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/3058/snapshot200604091136569td.jpg

Oooow! How old was that slice of pizza?
:p

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 9th, 2006, 01:20 AM
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/1425/kinseywhat8wh.jpg Kinsey: what do you have to say for yourselves?
Jack and Hammond: We're sorry Mr kinsey, we won't tell anyone else Daniel weed the bed
Daniel: Oh thanks now all SFs know
*SFs in background snigering*

shake_it_off_sparky
April 9th, 2006, 04:35 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/pendergast/syntox.jpg

Doci: Look! My vinky was a key!
Daniel: Only a bloody Dutchman...

Cpt. Obvious
April 9th, 2006, 03:56 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/rotelsmeltytissue/Gateworld/dantealc.jpg

i don't really have a caption for this but has anyone seen Napoleon Dynamite? well this scene w/ teal'c and daniel reminded me of it lol...

http://www.rarefm.co.uk/film/image/napoleon.jpg

Tracker
April 9th, 2006, 09:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/pendergast/jack.jpg

"Huh. That's a new button. I wonder what it does."

Bragi
April 15th, 2006, 02:11 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b36/AvatarofBragi/Freeze%20Frame%20Game/critical_mass051_small.jpg

Weir: As you can all see, I've decided to stop wearing makeup. What do you all think?

Sam fisher
May 1st, 2006, 08:32 PM
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/9619/sample7bh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
"IT'S THEM FREAKING HEAD-HUMPERS!"

Otera
May 11th, 2006, 09:18 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f291/Gatemage/sd1.jpg
Holy hannah, what is Jack doing?!?

Bragi
May 11th, 2006, 09:36 PM
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/8498/bathroomdaniel0bs.jpg

Daniel: Captain's log *pause* Stargate, I mean *pause* Stardate 4873*pause*9-point-3. *Pause* Jacob *pause* Carter-and-I *pause* have come to a *pause* secret-Goa'uld-station. Our mission, our *pause* five-year-mission *pause* to infiltrate the *pause* Systems Lords. *Pause* I am *pause* posing as-a-servant in *pause* Lord Yu's court.

Jacob: Damn it Daniel, shut up already!

Allestian
May 12th, 2006, 02:51 AM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j93/Allestian/Transfer.jpg

Carson: I'm sure that nobody has any idea about the Sims game on the computer behind me.

:D