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chyron
December 15th, 2005, 03:15 PM
What is the most unexpected person, thing or transmission that could come through *any* Stargate (Earth's, Atlantis, off-world, etc.)?

chyron
December 15th, 2005, 03:16 PM
Atlantis: A Conga Line on New Year's Eve

http://www.oracleband.net/photos/new-years-2004/conga-line-1.jpg

Anubis69
December 15th, 2005, 03:21 PM
Earth: A Michael Jackson prior :eek:



That picture's really creepy!! :D

the fifth man
December 15th, 2005, 03:25 PM
A Hynerian.:D

chyron
December 15th, 2005, 03:31 PM
Atlantis: A Conga Line on New Year's Eve

Make that...

A Conga Line of Asgard

Missster.Freeman
December 15th, 2005, 03:39 PM
Elvis Pressley. The King! Don't step on ma blue suede shoes Baby! :P

the fifth man
December 15th, 2005, 03:44 PM
A race of minature people. With a minature Stargate.

PG15
December 15th, 2005, 04:37 PM
A Furling, obviously. :p

AcidSquid
December 15th, 2005, 04:46 PM
Sg-1
:D

DragonGate
December 15th, 2005, 04:47 PM
Rodney's pet cat and his sister Jeannie.

wormhole93
December 15th, 2005, 05:11 PM
Earth: a hamburger. with fries. and ketchup.

O'Neil
December 15th, 2005, 05:11 PM
Bob Barker

chyron
December 15th, 2005, 05:19 PM
Bob Barker
(For that matter...)

Chevron Guy: IDC code verified! Heeeeerrreeeee's Johnny!

http://whitedog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/johnny_carson1.jpg

Eoin
December 15th, 2005, 05:59 PM
Earth: A Michael Jackson prior :eek:



That picture's really creepy!! :D
:eek: is right, :eek:, i can imagine the panic in the SGC, im sure the ascended ancients would deffenitly intervene over that.

Earth: Alf (who remembers Alf :D)

wormhole93
December 15th, 2005, 06:11 PM
Earth: Alf (who remembers Alf :D)
I do!

Atlantis: pizza hut guy.

Eoin
December 15th, 2005, 06:41 PM
Earth: ET (all he wants to do is use the phone :P)

Atlantis: Dell computer repair person :D

sueKay
December 15th, 2005, 06:44 PM
Daniel Jackson in one piece without any illness or disease or aliens chasing him or...

...this list could go on

Vee
December 15th, 2005, 06:50 PM
Winston Churchill driving the Oscar-Meyer weiner mobile.

Eoin
December 15th, 2005, 07:11 PM
Dakara: Jaffa Cakes

SnoggingPicard
December 15th, 2005, 07:46 PM
Bob Barker

Not many people are aware of this, but Bob Barker is really an android. Just thought I'd throw that out there. ;)

Um, I'd have to say the characters from "Fraggle Rock"...though it would be pretty dang sweet.

Dotus5
December 15th, 2005, 07:52 PM
A Golf Ball :D

Johnquixote
December 15th, 2005, 08:02 PM
Lord Helmet "All rise, in the presence, of Lord Helmet!"
Peter Griffin
Stewie Griffin
John Crichton
Rodney Dangerfield "I get no respect!"
King Arthur and the gang from the Monty Python version, riding their "horses"
Muad'Dib (Dune)
Ash (Evil Dead, Army of Darkness)
And howsabout Scorpius!

Vee
December 15th, 2005, 08:20 PM
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate."

Sorry, Spaceballs moment.

The Pittsburgh Steelers riding a caravan of orange elephants.

SnoggingPicard
December 15th, 2005, 08:32 PM
Oooh, Richard Simmons. brrr, that's scary.

Gaterholic
December 15th, 2005, 08:34 PM
Invader Zim

"Cower in fear Earthanoid worm babies, i bring DOOOOM"



it was me, i was the turkey all along....

TechnoWraith
December 15th, 2005, 08:43 PM
Any gate: Barney the dinosaur. :eek:

StarDreamer
December 15th, 2005, 08:58 PM
The Spice Girls

Power Rangers coming for forge an alliance

Vee
December 15th, 2005, 09:25 PM
Godzilla

wurlitzer153
December 15th, 2005, 10:09 PM
Atlantis: Dell computer repair person :D
That kid that used to say: "Dude! You're gettin' a Dell!!!":p
Man, I hated that guy! (Although my father calls his Dell laptop "Dude")

Avatar28
December 15th, 2005, 11:48 PM
That kid that used to say: "Dude! You're gettin' a Dell!!!":p
Man, I hated that guy! (Although my father calls his Dell laptop "Dude")

I've met him before. Since I work for Dell, they had him come in and go around meeting everyone briefly. Didn't care for him. I didn't really do more than just meet him but he just seemed sort of...I don't know, better than us somehow.

any gate: Howard the Duck

chyron
December 16th, 2005, 04:45 AM
Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin
(To which the Chevron Guy would say: General Hammond! I think the Furlings have made contact with us)

The Energizer Bunny

A bannana cream pie hurling through the air

Janet Reno

A Girl Scout selling cookies

Missster.Freeman
December 16th, 2005, 12:08 PM
Beaten by ^ for energizer bunny :P

Santa Claus

Deano
December 16th, 2005, 12:21 PM
Godzilla
would he fit, King Kong would.

CatGoddess
December 16th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Some guy with a cell phone, saying, "Can you hear me now? ... Good!"

da_hippie
December 16th, 2005, 02:56 PM
a) A Furling
b) RDA
c) The Globetrotters, to challenge Earth to a game of basketball in which nothing is at stake, except pride. (Futurama, 'Time Keeps On Slippin')

chyron
December 16th, 2005, 03:25 PM
http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/WOZ/pdTNWOZ0008.jpg
(Upon her arrival in Atlantis): "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"

wormhole93
December 16th, 2005, 03:38 PM
a monkey
Boomer, from BSG
a lawyer

sueKay
December 16th, 2005, 03:41 PM
An unknown SG Team with it's four members intact

chyron
December 16th, 2005, 04:46 PM
All of the deceased unnamed and previously unseen at the time of their death Security guards and other members of the crew of the NCC Enterprise.

Vee
December 16th, 2005, 07:23 PM
would he fit, King Kong would.
Don't know, but it'd sure be unexpected.

The corpse of Vincent Price leading an unholy army of the undead.

Brad84cnc
December 16th, 2005, 08:05 PM
A warrent for SG1's arrest for trespassing on another planet

NowIWillDestroyAbydos
December 16th, 2005, 08:16 PM
A conga line, on fire (literally, the people in it are on fire)

Johnquixote
December 16th, 2005, 08:48 PM
A rancor.
Chevy Chase (on that note, any of the Three Amigos)
Stevie Wonder
The Mad TV cast
Willow and Mad Martigan
A furling
Stark!
Chiana and Vala, at the sametime
Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Destroyer (not as good as the Barbarian but Conan nonetheless!)
My shoe
The box sets of Stargate SG-1 Seasons 1-8

the fifth man
December 16th, 2005, 08:50 PM
Some ladies looking to do some shopping on another planet.

leaper
December 16th, 2005, 08:55 PM
The Wiggles

*mashed potato, mashed potato*

the fifth man
December 16th, 2005, 08:58 PM
A drunk alien who then proceeds to get sick on the gateroom floor. And then relieve himself.:D

Naughtrish
December 16th, 2005, 09:01 PM
All of the deceased unnamed and previously unseen at the time of their death Security guards and other members of the crew of the NCC Enterprise.

Ohhhh yes!! All the red shirts of all the sci-fi series... marching and yelling "We are baaaaaaaaack" *mwahahahaha* :D

Cynicat
December 16th, 2005, 09:02 PM
"Avon calling!"

Alternately, a Nutrimetics lady.

the fifth man
December 16th, 2005, 09:09 PM
How about Barney? C'mon, I can almost hear Landry now - "Troops, take him out!"

Johnquixote
December 16th, 2005, 09:33 PM
Ohhhh yes!! All the red shirts of all the sci-fi series... marching and yelling "We are baaaaaaaaack" *mwahahahaha* :D
No, the problem is, they already did comeback. And then the problem with that is, when they came back they were abruptly killed again. It's a vicious, continuous cycle of being a Scifi series stunt guest (person who is willing to dive on ground dramatically after the Enterprise is shot by another ship).

Missster.Freeman
December 16th, 2005, 10:33 PM
Ohhhh yes!! All the red shirts of all the sci-fi series... marching and yelling "We are baaaaaaaaack" *mwahahahaha*:D


No, the problem is, they already did comeback. And then the problem with that is, when they came back they were abruptly killed again. It's a vicious, continuous cycle of being a Scifi series stunt guest (person who is willing to dive on ground dramatically after the Enterprise is shot by another ship).

Yup, bad day to make a comeback. The iris was probably closed that day ;)

Ascended Times.2
December 16th, 2005, 10:39 PM
Earth: The TARDIS with all (so far) 10 doctors in it, accompanied by all the sidekicks :)
Atlantis: The first ever phonecall "Wilson, come here, I need you."

(To much Doctor who for me! :))

Johnquixote
December 16th, 2005, 10:54 PM
A dancing wraith in a pink tutu (Ode to the Stargate Storygame)
Swimsuit models
Rand Al'Thor
The Knights of NI!
The white rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Kiss (the band)
My dogs (See below)
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c316/johnquixote/dogs.jpg

nox2hed
December 16th, 2005, 10:56 PM
Black Knight: NONE SHALL PASS.
Arthur: (taken aback) What?
Black Knight: NONE SHALL PASS.
Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good sir knight, but I must cross this Gate.
Black Knight: THEN YOU SHALL DIE.
Arthur: I *command* you, as Queen of the Britons, to stand aside.
Black Knight: I MOVE FOR NO MAN.
Arthur: So be it! (draws sword)


http://users.zoominternet.net/~shd2hd/Gateworld/Monty-AtTheGate.jpg

Naughtrish
December 17th, 2005, 09:31 AM
The huge breast from "Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask" :D

mother-goose
December 17th, 2005, 09:45 AM
A frog!

(the monty python rabbit, i think that will be the means to defeat the ori!)

Vee
December 17th, 2005, 09:53 AM
Batman.

Hudson
December 17th, 2005, 12:19 PM
http://www.charger.nl/General%20Lee/jumping%20lee.jpg

this :D

Deano
December 17th, 2005, 12:29 PM
What about santa.

CatGoddess
December 17th, 2005, 05:35 PM
A tall curly-haired man wearing a floppy hat, overcoat, and a brightly colored scarf of truly excessive length, followed by a small robotic dog.

chyron
December 17th, 2005, 06:14 PM
A tall curly-haired man wearing a floppy hat, overcoat, and a brightly colored scarf of truly excessive length, followed by a small robotic dog.

"Someone call for the Doctor? I hear you have an epidemic on your hands that might wipe out the entire human race as we know it."
http://3gnewsroom.mobiles.co.uk/images/gadgets/talkingdrwho.gif

Eoin
December 17th, 2005, 06:36 PM
Atlantis: This guy/thing :P
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/Eoin087/talitub.jpg

*For humour only, if this pic offends anyone, sorry, that was not my intention when posting

SnoggingPicard
December 17th, 2005, 06:40 PM
Eoin, I'm not sure if I want to laugh, cry, or curl up in the fetal position to erase that image from my mind. I think it's safe to say that that is the weirdest thing I've seen in a LONG time!

chyron
December 17th, 2005, 06:47 PM
Eoin, I'm not sure if I want to laugh, cry, or curl up in the fetal position to erase that image from my mind. I think it's safe to say that that is the weirdest thing I've seen in a LONG time!
If that image traumatized you, this should get *THAT* image out of your head...

http://www.puuhablogi.com/uploaded_images/Michael%20Jackson-729127.JPG
"*I* am Michael the White. And I come to Atlantis now - at the turn of the tide."

(Amazing what you'll find at http://images.google.com/)

*mod edit* changing image to URL (AGAIN - this is the seventh time different post for this one picture!) - manipulations of real people aren't allowed

Eoin
December 17th, 2005, 06:56 PM
If that image traumatized you, this should get *THAT* image out of your head...

http://www.puuhablogi.com/uploaded_images/Michael%20Jackson-729127.JPG
"*I* am Michael the White. And I come to Atlantis now - at the turn of the tide."

(Amazing what you'll find at http://images.google.com/)
:eek::eek::eek: Now that could cause some serious mental issues in people :P

What were ya searching for :eek:

Pharaoh Atem
December 17th, 2005, 06:59 PM
What is the most unexpected person, thing or transmission that could come through *any* Stargate (Earth's, Atlantis, off-world, etc.)?
Jacks 7 year old son from hundred days i still wish that there would revist that planet tie in the ori some how. his son believes in the ori with hatered towards jack for leaving.

much like the earlier seasons with teal'c son when apophis tried to turn rya'c

Eoin
December 17th, 2005, 07:06 PM
Earth: A bunny/ me thinks its a furling :P

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/Eoin087/bunnygate.jpg

SnoggingPicard
December 17th, 2005, 07:25 PM
If that image traumatized you, this should get *THAT* image out of your head...

http://www.puuhablogi.com/uploaded_images/Michael%20Jackson-729127.JPG
"*I* am Michael the White. And I come to Atlantis now - at the turn of the tide."

(Amazing what you'll find at http://images.google.com/)

Ack!!! ::covers eyes and yelps in agony:: If that EVER came through the gate, I think all of my daydreams of working in the SGC would come to a screeching halt. :S

Peoples_General
December 17th, 2005, 08:51 PM
Right now? The Tokra, and any other leftover characters/races from the past seasons which we haven't heard from in a long time.

Dotus5
December 17th, 2005, 09:40 PM
Kurt Russell and James Spader

mother-goose
December 18th, 2005, 02:37 AM
my milkman! he must be lost on P3X-259 becuase i havent seen him for 3 days!

chyron
December 18th, 2005, 04:42 AM
my milkman! he must be lost on P3X-259 becuase i havent seen him for 3 days!

He's over at Vala's house (and has been there ever since she tied him up)

Qtyled
December 18th, 2005, 05:09 AM
Transmission:

"Hey, remember when that Carter chick sneaked through the gate?"
"Yea girl, that was 1 hell of a night!"

*Everyone looks at Sam*

mother-goose
December 18th, 2005, 06:40 AM
Transmission:

"Hey, remember when that Carter chick sneaked through the gate?"
"Yea girl, that was 1 hell of a night!"

*Everyone looks at Sam*


rofl

Hudson
December 18th, 2005, 11:18 AM
Kurt Russell and James Spader

Hahahahhaa

Missster.Freeman
December 18th, 2005, 11:30 AM
Atlantis: This guy/thing :P
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/Eoin087/talitub.jpg

*For humour only, if this pic offends anyone, sorry, that was not my intention when posting

ROFLMAO :D Now that is hilarious. Love how he accessorises with the handbag. It would coordinate better if it was in gun metal grey IMO :D


If that image traumatized you, this should get *THAT* image out of your head...

http://www.puuhablogi.com/uploaded_images/Michael%20Jackson-729127.JPG
"*I* am Michael the White. And I come to Atlantis now - at the turn of the tide."

(Amazing what you'll find at http://images.google.com/)

:eek:

DragonGate
December 18th, 2005, 03:48 PM
Atlantis gate: Lt. Col. Carter screaming, "I love you, Rodney!"

chyron
December 18th, 2005, 03:49 PM
Atlantis gate: Lt. Col. Carter screaming, "I love you, Rodney!"and I'm going to have your baby.

Locutus_Of_Borg
December 18th, 2005, 06:04 PM
Christmas Carrolers on Christmas and Christmas Eve.
Santa and Elvs.
Captain Picard and his merry men.
Me

Locutus_Of_Borg
December 18th, 2005, 06:19 PM
John Clease

the fifth man
December 18th, 2005, 06:19 PM
How about the Scooby Doo gang?

Locutus_Of_Borg
December 18th, 2005, 06:19 PM
On his Monty Python news table thing hehe or walking through like he did in Faulty Towers. Doing a hitler thing

Eoin
December 18th, 2005, 06:21 PM
Earth: http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a267/Eoin087/222px-C-homer.png Saying "I have come for the one you call O'Neill" :D

Vee
December 18th, 2005, 07:14 PM
Kurt Russell and James Spader
ROTF! Good one. :)

A sober Keith Richards.

Avatar28
December 18th, 2005, 09:05 PM
A rancor.
Chevy Chase (on that note, any of the Three Amigos)
Stevie Wonder
The Mad TV cast
Willow and Mad Martigan
A furling
Stark!
Chiana and Vala, at the sametime
Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Destroyer (not as good as the Barbarian but Conan nonetheless!)
My shoe
The box sets of Stargate SG-1 Seasons 1-8

The box set of the season they're currently in. (think Spaceballs when they're looking at themselves in the movie (joking that they're still making it)).

Locutus_Of_Borg
December 18th, 2005, 10:09 PM
George Bush

Locutus_Of_Borg
December 18th, 2005, 10:10 PM
Quark from Ds9 seeking a buisness propersition

chyron
December 19th, 2005, 04:24 AM
A MALP has been sent to PSC-N12 and has sent back this transmission which was immediately classified as Ultra, Mega, Supper Secret Eyes-only

http://editorial.locaweb.com.br/bobaginews/Imagens4/santa%20dead.jpg

-Major Woody
December 19th, 2005, 05:36 PM
chocolate soft-serve ice cream

PG15
December 19th, 2005, 05:37 PM
Cosmo Kramer

Locutus_Of_Borg
December 19th, 2005, 06:01 PM
The wiggles hehe

Locutus_Of_Borg
December 19th, 2005, 06:07 PM
Osama bin-laden, al-kida, terrorists

Hulabaloo
December 20th, 2005, 06:36 AM
A star.

wormhole93
December 20th, 2005, 05:43 PM
a paper airplane

chyron
December 20th, 2005, 06:31 PM
An unsigned note addressed to 'The Lady of the SGC' which reads - "We know you're pregnant"

chyron
December 20th, 2005, 07:14 PM
December 24, 2002 - a note with the numbers 5 14 16 29 52 was received at the SGC through an incoming wormhole. The SGC immediately begins researching the meaning of the numbers in the belief that they are a gate address. The Asgard are consulted. Both the Prometheus and the Daedlus are dispatched to the far reaches of the galaxy. Every SG team is immediately dispatched as well.

December 25, 2002 - the following numbers where drawn for the record $314 million Powerball jackpot: 16 5 52 29 14

December 26, 2002 - another note is received at the SGC through the stargate. The note simply read: "Idiots"

Naughtrish
December 20th, 2005, 07:24 PM
Arthur Dent

Lord Shiva
December 20th, 2005, 08:04 PM
What is the most unexpected person, thing or transmission that could come through *any* Stargate (Earth's, Atlantis, off-world, etc.)?

Dunno if anyone said this yet, but a golfball :) That was a great episode heheheh

plaw15
December 20th, 2005, 08:18 PM
A family of jehova's witnesses knocking on the iris.

TechnoWraith
December 20th, 2005, 10:11 PM
Oh! Oh! A slinky! :p

Ascended Times.2
December 21st, 2005, 01:39 AM
^ Lolzish, love it :D
Karma in a can. :) (That WOULD be odd, would it not?)

mother-goose
December 21st, 2005, 02:21 AM
Slash (actually the gate room would make a wicked music video background set)

btw this is slash - http://www.critical-solution.com/images/slash/albums/gallery_01/Slash_024.jpg

chyron
December 21st, 2005, 06:20 AM
A Waterballoon

SG1 racing throught the gate stumbing and tumbling on the ramp. They are underfire and screaming to close the iris, before the iris can be closed multiple streams of shaving cream come through the gate.

Missster.Freeman
December 21st, 2005, 07:30 AM
Farscape One

Syera
December 21st, 2005, 08:01 AM
Through the Atlantis gate...
-Dr. Reed Richards... AKA Mr. Fantastic. Well, unexpected, but definitely not unwanted in my book. ;)
-Gabriel Van Helsing.
-Ascended Ancients who want to party hardy.

Through any gate...
-Yoda's people.
-Willy Wonka.
-Wind-up toys.
-Sergeant Schlock.
-Perfectly Normal Beasts.
-Bill Gates.

Missster.Freeman
December 21st, 2005, 08:20 AM
Through the Atlantis gate...

-Bill Gates.

Yeah but, the gate would probably BSOD when he was halfway through :D

Kelt'ar
December 21st, 2005, 08:24 AM
A bunch of drunken Asgards, led by Heimdall and Freyr's Mother, bearing gifts for Colonel Oneill..

chyron
December 21st, 2005, 08:35 AM
A single red rose with a note for Sam. "I'm coming for you, baby"

http://www.eventsinlove.com/images/red%20rose%2050.JPG

chyron
December 21st, 2005, 08:38 AM
A single fish with a note for Jack "Thought I'd save you the time"

http://www.afcd.gov.hk/fisheries/PortSurvey01-02/FishPhoto/Sea%20bass.jpg

Avatar28
December 21st, 2005, 03:17 PM
-Perfectly Normal Beasts.


Man, I read that I had to do a triple take. I thought for SURE that it said "Normal Breasts." Yeesh.

Any gate: An Ancient saying, "I'm here to help and share my knowledge. No catch."

SGC gate: An ascended ancient offering to share the secrets of the universe and make their own equivalent of a Prior.

Any gate: The Thing (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/)

SGC gate: Narim offering the SGC the Tollan ion cannon and phase shifting tech since they no longer have a need for it.

Atlantis gate: The Verizon wireless guy, "Can you hear me now? Good!"

SGC gate: A mouse. Stands up on his hind legs and announces that they are the furlings and for the last few million years have been running calculations to determine the ultimate question.

chyron
December 21st, 2005, 03:54 PM
SGC gate: A mouse. Stands up on his hind legs and announces that they are the furlings and for the last few million years have been running calculations to determine the ultimate question.
(with the comment): "...and would you please stop fraking around with our experiments"

Syera
December 21st, 2005, 04:00 PM
SGC gate: A mouse. Stands up on his hind legs and announces that they are the furlings and for the last few million years have been running calculations to determine the ultimate question.

Sounds reasonable. :D

Missster.Freeman
December 21st, 2005, 05:26 PM
The Ministry of Silly Walks
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/bossnads/ministry-of-silly-walks-4.jpg

Vee
December 21st, 2005, 07:12 PM
The Battlestar Galactica

Eoin
December 21st, 2005, 07:17 PM
Atlantis: Marry Poppins

the fifth man
December 21st, 2005, 07:21 PM
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Vee
December 21st, 2005, 09:29 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a164/Balfurd/Atlantis/stargatekoolaid2.jpg

TechnoWraith
December 21st, 2005, 10:23 PM
Any gate: Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Gimli, Aragorn, Gandalf and Legolas.

Pazuzu
December 22nd, 2005, 04:04 AM
The ghostbusters folowed by Rob Zombie holding heart shaped baloons

chyron
December 22nd, 2005, 04:06 AM
Atlantis: Marry Poppins

No, it'd be OMA Poppins.

(See the Mary Poppins, an ancient in disgues Thread)

Pazuzu
December 22nd, 2005, 04:17 AM
-the earth's biggest threat: THE TRANSFORMERS
-6.000.000.000 identical guys

chyron
December 22nd, 2005, 05:28 PM
A BB shot from a Red Ryder BB Gun.

FallenAngelII
December 22nd, 2005, 05:37 PM
A furling!!!!

Avatar28
December 22nd, 2005, 08:45 PM
Any gate: The Spanish Inquisition because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9564/tt28az.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

TechnoWraith
December 22nd, 2005, 09:42 PM
A rental box-truck filled with copier paper.

chyron
December 23rd, 2005, 03:56 AM
Any gate: The Spanish Inquisition because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9564/tt28az.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
(Lyrics by Mel Brooks, Music by Mel Brooks, Mayhem & Insanity by Mel Brooks)
The Inquistion (Let’s Begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission
To convert the Jew (Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew)
We’re gonna teach them (Wrong from right)
We’re gonna help them (See the light)
And make an offer that they can’t refuse.
(That the Jews just can’t refuse)

Confess…Don’t be boring
Say yes… Don’t be dull
A fact… You’re ignoring
It’s better to lose your skullcap than your skull (Or your gavalt)

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to stay

The inquisition (Oh boy)
The inquisition (What joy)
The inquisition (Oi oi)

I was sitting in a chapel I was minding my own business
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass
Then these papus person’s plungered
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shoved a red hot poker up my ass
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of preparation H in sight.

I’m sittin’ flickin’ chickens
And was lookin’ thru the thickens
When suddenly these guys break down the walls
I didn’t even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls
Oy the agony
Oy the Shame
To make my privates public for a game

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the inquisition’s here and it’s here to…

Hey Torquemada
What do you say

I just got back from the auto-da-fé ,
auto-da-fé What’s the auto-da-fé?
It’s what you oughtn’t to do but you do anyway.

Skit scat doodlebac doodle be bay

Will you convert….NO NO NO NO
Will you confess….NO NO NO NO
Will you revert….NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES….NO NO NO NO

Now I asked in a nice way
I said pretty please
I bent their ears
Now I’ll work on the knees

Hey Torquemada
Walk this way
We got a new game you might want to play
Pull this handle, try your luck
Who knows Torque, You might win a buck (All right)

Put it in the car
In the car In the car

How we doing. Any converts today?
Not a one Nay Nay Nay
We’ve flattened their fingers
We’ve branded their buns
Nothing is working
SEND IN THE NUNS

The Inquisition (What a show)
The Inquisition (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
So come on all you heathens and you Jews
We got some good news for all of yous
You’d better change your point of views today
Cause the inquisitions here and it’s here to say.

Next up on the hit parade - "Springtime for Hitler". We'll be back right after this brief commercial break.

Missster.Freeman
December 23rd, 2005, 07:51 AM
Any gate: The Spanish Inquisition because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/9564/tt28az.jpg
haha nice 1. :D I had thought of that when I added the ministry of silly walks

Lord Vader
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/bossnads/dvowned.jpg

Dr Weir
December 23rd, 2005, 04:36 PM
Father Christmas.

Eoin
December 23rd, 2005, 05:34 PM
Earth: Ronald McDonald with a happy meal :D

Dr Weir
December 23rd, 2005, 05:42 PM
A database error.

chyron
December 23rd, 2005, 06:05 PM
Not exactly something that would come through the gate, however given the age of the Gate OS it is always possible that the following could suddenly happen...

Chevron Guy: Chevron 7 engaged...
[The wormhole Shwwwishes! Then suddenly it turns an eery color of blue with white text]
Chevron Guy: Gate malfunction! We've got a blue screen of death. I repeat we've got a blue screen of death. Please stand down for a system reboot.

Dr Weir
December 23rd, 2005, 06:09 PM
Not exactly something that would come through the gate
That's why it would be unexpected. ;) I was thinking it would show up on their computer screens. BTW didn't you get a diff account for a while or was that someone else?

Vee
December 23rd, 2005, 07:15 PM
The cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney.

Syera
December 23rd, 2005, 07:45 PM
-Mozenrath.
-Peter Anspach. (http://www.eviloverlord.com/)
-A Red Hat Society chapter.
-An Oscar Meyer wiener.
-Art Bell.
-Andreas Deja.
-Miss Piggy.
-The Sailor Senshi.
-Jack Sparrow
-Benjamin Franklin.

Tau'ri_Attitude
December 23rd, 2005, 07:50 PM
A box of cheerio's!
A hot dog vender.
The golf balls Teal'c and Jack hit through the Gate.
Harry Potter.
Your mom...

;)

Tiret
December 23rd, 2005, 08:02 PM
Apophis (now that we're in season 9...I would die...)

Super Mario.

A Daniel made out of play dough.

A marching band!

An army of orcs... :eek:

A snow man.

A shower of flung rubber bands.

Spider man.

the fifth man
December 23rd, 2005, 09:01 PM
How about Mike Tyson? Come on, he could go on an adventure with SG-1. What do you say?

Vee
December 23rd, 2005, 09:09 PM
How about Mike Tyson? Come on, he could go on an adventure with SG-1. What do you say?
I think I'll take that one step further. How about Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown singing "Monster Mash."

Actually, I can't take credit for that seeing as how the two of them really did this last Halloween.

the fifth man
December 23rd, 2005, 09:10 PM
I think I'll take that one step further. How about Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown singing "Monster Mash."

Actually, I can't take credit for that seeing as how the two of them really did this last Halloween.

Now that is a scary thought. I'm glad I missed that.:)

Vee
December 23rd, 2005, 09:38 PM
Now that is a scary thought. I'm glad I missed that.:)
Well, unfortunately for you, you can watch it here (http://www.planetvids.com/html/Mike-Tyson-Does-Monster-Mash.html)

Syera
December 23rd, 2005, 10:02 PM
-Thomas the Tank Engine.
-Zaphod Beeblebrox.
-Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz.
-Jeannie... followed by Major Anthony Nelson. (Or would it be unexpected?)
-Clara from the Nutcracker Suite... and the Nutcracker.

TechnoWraith
December 23rd, 2005, 10:22 PM
Crazy Frog! :p

chyron
December 24th, 2005, 03:13 AM
That's why it would be unexpected. ;) I was thinking it would show up on their computer screens. BTW didn't you get a diff account for a while or was that someone else?

No I didn't. I earn my green rep points the old fashioned way - by hiring people to bust kneecaps, shave cats and hold little doggies as hostage, if the owner's don't green me.

chyron
December 24th, 2005, 03:17 AM
A Toaster painted hot pink that's been exposed to gamma radiation and various toxic substances that has grown wings and is flying around ticked off that people keep using it to toast bagels and mumbling something about a less than satisfying bad experience with a blender on puree.

Commander Ivanova
December 24th, 2005, 03:19 AM
Mark Thatcher, but then again...

Dr Weir
December 24th, 2005, 11:43 AM
No I didn't. I earn my green rep points the old fashioned way - by hiring people to bust kneecaps, shave cats and hold little doggies as hostage, if the owner's don't green me.
That's not what I meant, just someone started another account and I thought they said their other account was under ur name but must have misremembered. Anyway starting more accounts means less green.

Anyway - tellytubby,
an entire zoo,
me. :D

Brad84cnc
December 24th, 2005, 11:45 AM
Any planet

Pizza delivery man

chyron
December 24th, 2005, 02:04 PM
That's not what I meant, just someone started another account and I thought they said their other account was under ur name but must have misremembered. Anyway starting more accounts means less green.

Anyway - tellytubby,
an entire zoo,
me. :D
I was just trying to very creatively so NO in the off chance it might garner some green. I'm a green jello-addict, but not so desperate that I'd resort to multiple accounts.

chyron
December 24th, 2005, 02:04 PM
Al Gore asking what everyone thinks of the Gate network that he created.

chyron
December 24th, 2005, 02:26 PM
Forest Gump runs through the Gate and in the back wall of the embarkation room

SG-1ssm
December 24th, 2005, 02:35 PM
Beckett's mom.

That would be weird!

Missster.Freeman
December 24th, 2005, 06:12 PM
Beckett's mom.

That would be weird!

lmao. I'll bet she'd come through saying - "Aw my wee Carson, you forgot to pack your sandwiches".

Vee
December 24th, 2005, 09:09 PM
A fruitcake. Yum.

PG15
December 24th, 2005, 09:14 PM
^Nah, they've already sent other WMDs.

Vee
December 25th, 2005, 06:47 PM
Well then, how about a nice yule log.

Naughtrish
December 25th, 2005, 07:33 PM
Marvin (from THGTTG)
Ren & Stimpy :p

Eoin
December 27th, 2005, 08:06 PM
Earth: Elvis Presley :P :D

Daniel's_twin
December 28th, 2005, 09:08 AM
Earth Gate: An army of little furry Tribbles!

Atlantis Gate: Frodo, Gandalf, and the entire Fellowship of the Ring who pop in and ask, "which way to Mordor, right or left?":cool:

-Jules-
December 28th, 2005, 09:17 AM
ROFL!! Great thread!

Don't know if these have been said but...

Earth: Ronald McDonald oh! or the Burger King!! :p

Atlantais: The Disney Atlantis cartoon characters! :D :cool:

chyron
December 28th, 2005, 06:39 PM
Earth Gate: An army of little furry Tribbles!
No, no, no...it should be

Earth Gate: A single furry Tribble.
(The tribble will take care of the rest)

Johnquixote
December 28th, 2005, 11:20 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c316/johnquixote/SpaceBalls.jpg
"SPACE BALLS!"
"Oh damn. There goes the planet."

Johnquixote
December 28th, 2005, 11:29 PM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c316/johnquixote/DinkDink.jpg

PG15
December 28th, 2005, 11:37 PM
How about...nothing? :p

chyron
December 28th, 2005, 11:56 PM
Number Six
"Humanity's Children have returned home"

The Oprah

Rod Sterling (smoking a cigarette): Tonight's story is somewhat unique and calls for a different kind of introduction. This as you may recognize is a Stargate still in operation waiting for you. We invite you if you dare to embark because in tonight's episode you are the star and this Stargate travels directly to... the Twilight Zone.

Tiret
December 29th, 2005, 09:09 AM
The dish that ran away with the spoon. :D

Commander Ivanova
December 29th, 2005, 10:22 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c325/Cath3Greg5/laalaawearingskirt.gif

This?

chyron
December 29th, 2005, 10:27 AM
The dish that ran away with the spoon. :D
The Meatball that rolled off of Mount Spagehetti

-Jules-
December 29th, 2005, 10:28 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/-Jules-/bk_birds.jpg

LORD MONK
December 29th, 2005, 02:09 PM
Elvis Pressley. The King! Don't step on ma blue suede shoes Baby! :P
Damn it. I was going to say that.

LORD MONK
December 29th, 2005, 02:13 PM
:eek: is right, :eek:, i can imagine the panic in the SGC, im sure the ascended ancients would deffenitly intervene over that.

Earth: Alf (who remembers Alf :D)
We dont have to worry about Michael Jackson at the base. For the simple fact that there aren't any 13 year old boys running around the SGC.


Alf chasing Mourtufs cat.

chyron
December 29th, 2005, 04:23 PM
Trash from an unknown planet. The inhabitants of which believe that the Stargate exists for the disposal of rubbish.

Dr Weir
December 29th, 2005, 04:39 PM
Something that can eat through the sheild.

Missster.Freeman
December 29th, 2005, 04:41 PM
Something that can eat through the sheild.

cockroaches. Damn little buggers are tough!

Eoin
December 29th, 2005, 04:42 PM
Earth: Jack Nicolson with an axe shouting "Here's Jonny" :D

Missster.Freeman
December 29th, 2005, 04:44 PM
Earth: Jack Nicolson with an axe shouting "Here's Jonny" :D

haha... Now I like that one!

Dr Weir
December 29th, 2005, 04:48 PM
Apophis,
Hathor,
Soker
and any other dead goa'uld.


Trash from an unknown planet. The inhabitants of which believe that the Stargate exists for the disposal of rubbish.Daniel will probably interpret these as offering, no matter how smelly they are.

Admiral Mappalazarou
December 29th, 2005, 05:25 PM
I suppose that the most shocking thing that could come through Earth's gate is a Wraith, and the most shocking thing to come through Atlantis' gate would one of the Ori's prior...Or perhaps Vala! (she did get sent to another galaxy after all!)

Admiral Mappalazarou
December 29th, 2005, 05:29 PM
URGO!!! - A human/android/robot/whatever... version of our beloved famous tenor.

Admiral Mappalazarou
December 29th, 2005, 05:30 PM
Hathor 2...?

chyron
December 29th, 2005, 06:11 PM
Captain Kirk and an unnamed previously unknown security guard who is immediately shot by one of the guards in the embarkation room.

Admiral Mappalazarou
December 29th, 2005, 06:15 PM
Another gate...?

Admiral Mappalazarou
December 29th, 2005, 06:21 PM
Here are some things the producers promised would exit the gate but couldn't afford it (Joe told me)

1. Apophis's flying head
2. Apophis's flying body
3. A goa'uld symbiote that bares a stunning resembelance to Russel Crowe
4. A Russel Crowe that bears a striking resembelance to a goa'uld symbiote
5. And his brother
6. Christopher Judge (very confused when he spots Teal'c)
7. Jonas and the rest of his band of monkeys/apes and other primates.
8. Abraham Lincoln (part cyborg)
9. One of the girl Asgards (Thora)
10.Jupiter. Just Jupiter.
11. My sanity. and Shrek 2 Pen.

chyron
December 29th, 2005, 06:38 PM
Might have been done, but

The Doctor

(*and if you have to ask, you should dropped into a vat of chilled jello)

Admiral Mappalazarou
December 29th, 2005, 07:04 PM
A Dalek.
A Slithene.
A Gelf.
A little boy from WWII searching for his mommy.
A Jaguafest.
A Captain Jack Harknett.
An Ann-Droid
A Sonic-screwdriver
A heart of a TARDIS
A living plastic creature

chyron
December 30th, 2005, 03:45 AM
A FemBot
http://www.hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/austin/fembot3.jpg

Ascended Times.2
December 30th, 2005, 03:55 AM
A Dalek.
A Slithene.
A Gelf.
A little boy from WWII searching for his mommy.
A Jaguafest.
A Captain Jack Harknett.
An Ann-Droid
A Sonic-screwdriver
A heart of a TARDIS
A living plastic creature

Someones wathed the latest season of Dr. Who a little to much ;)
(The one with Christopher eccleston as the doctor :)) (One of the best doctors I reckon, of course i've only seen this season so....-walks off whistling-)

Ascended Times.2
December 30th, 2005, 04:06 AM
Captain Kirk and an unnamed previously unknown security guard who is immediately shot by one of the guards in the embarkation room.
This is GOLD! Sorry for the double post...

Also, i'll post properly this time.
All through the Earth gate.
1. Stewie griffin holding a P-90
2. John Crichton (Oh wait, this has been done...;))
3. Ford. (Not gonna happen, really! He'd have to hi-jack Atlantis to do it and the Daedalus have been destroyed ;))
4. Pluto. Just Pluto. (in conjunction with Jupiter ;))
5. David Tennam
6. A packet of smokes with the message "Smoking is BAD for you! You idiots!"
7. The great squid people of Arackus Prime.
8. A golf ball.
9. A curtain.
10. A talking octupus.
11. A large blob of green slime, that comes through the gate every 24 minutes. ;)
12. Finally, The entire crew of Gateworld. (Along with McKay! :mckayanime01: )

Cynicat
December 30th, 2005, 04:29 AM
David Hasselhoff.

-Jules-
December 30th, 2005, 07:50 AM
David Hasselhoff.

ROFL! :jack_new_anime06: Pamela Anderson? :jack_new15:

Daniel's_twin
December 30th, 2005, 07:51 AM
A huge case filled with lightsabers. :mckayanime17: :cool:

Dr Weir
December 30th, 2005, 08:54 AM
Smilies. :ford:

chyron
December 30th, 2005, 05:36 PM
ROFL! :jack_new_anime06: Pamela Anderson? :jack_new15:

She begins to emerge...Chevron Guy says "What are those"...she fully emerges..Chevron Guy says "Oh its Pamela"

chyron
December 30th, 2005, 05:38 PM
http://www.milkcapmania.co.uk/Pictures/Tazo/46%20Porky%20Pig.jpg

(Hmmm...notice that there are EIGHT notches...)

Tau'ri_Attitude
December 30th, 2005, 06:47 PM
Well.... I think Kimmy Gibbler from Full House, saying hey Mr. T! :indeed:

PG15
December 30th, 2005, 07:53 PM
A smegging garbage pod.

Trek_Girl42
December 30th, 2005, 08:12 PM
R2-D2, C-3PO, and Marvin.

BlobVanDam
December 30th, 2005, 08:20 PM
sorry for any repeats in here, but 10 pages is too much for my lazy mind

a flying DeLorean
Optimus Prime
stephen hawking (who proceeds to shoot up the gate room with a laser turret)
Bill and Ted
The Terminator
slinkys
a mint condition 1967 chev corvette
600 pounds of fudge
ewoks

chyron
December 31st, 2005, 03:10 AM
Landshark!

Locutus_Of_Borg
December 31st, 2005, 03:14 PM
More Like A Gateshark lol

Locutus_Of_Borg
December 31st, 2005, 03:15 PM
Oasis, Coldplay........I mentioned this before but this is different:D, Captain Picard and His Crew. They come through and Go "Sorry Wrong Show"
Lol

Dr Weir
December 31st, 2005, 03:19 PM
A goa'uld booze up celebrating the new year.

Cynicat
December 31st, 2005, 03:26 PM
A goa'uld booze up celebrating the new year.

Can't you just imagine the system lords singing "Louie, Louie"? :P


A green 1971 Buick Riviera.


Anyone remember 'Due South'? :D

Missster.Freeman
December 31st, 2005, 04:27 PM
A green 1971 Buick Riviera.


Anyone remember 'Due South'? :D

Wahey! I loved that show! :D

Happy New Year btw :)

chyron
December 31st, 2005, 06:04 PM
Can't you just imagine the system lords singing "Louie, Louie"? :P


A green 1971 Buick Riviera.


Anyone remember 'Due South'? :D
The 'DUE SOUTH' DVD boxed set complete with deleted scenes, commentaries, outtakes, and audio recordings of the actors in their trailers.

Dr Weir
December 31st, 2005, 06:37 PM
Did someone mention Bill the Cat? If not Bill the Cat. :)

chyron
January 1st, 2006, 08:52 AM
Did someone mention Bill the Cat? If not Bill the Cat. :)
Aaagghhhmmmm. (Clearing throat)

chyron
January 1st, 2006, 08:54 AM
A wild pack of Chihuahuas in advance of the Chihuahua god on his way to Disneyland

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=ns-tos-news-h-06&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20051230%2F1233982532.htm&sc=1120

Qtyled
January 1st, 2006, 08:57 AM
2 Bananas. (Not 1, that happens all the time :rolleyes:)

chyron
January 1st, 2006, 09:19 AM
Bobby Martin and Chuck Cunningham

For those of you who don't get the reference...

Chuck Cunningham was the oldest son of Mr. & Mrs. Cunningham. In the early 70's, he was sent away to college and apparently disappeared without a trace - as if he never existed.

Bobby Martin, son of Dr. & Mrs Martin of Pine Valley, missing since 1970 when he went up to the attic in his house to wax his skiis and was never since or heard from since.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Cunningham_syndrome

Tau'ri_Attitude
January 1st, 2006, 03:49 PM
Steve Urkel from Family Matters, comes through the Gate and blows somthing up accidentally and says, "Did I do that?'' Then Carter says, "Urkel look what you did, this is a mess!" "Oh sorry Samantha my pet....":samanime24:

chyron
January 1st, 2006, 04:57 PM
A cute little plant that Chevron Guy adopts as his own and names Audrey 2 after his one true love - Samantha Audrey Carter.

Dr Weir
January 1st, 2006, 05:00 PM
Gateworlders. ;)

wormhole93
January 1st, 2006, 05:10 PM
A cylon (for all you BSG fans out there)

chyron
January 1st, 2006, 05:16 PM
A cylon (for all you BSG fans out there)
Yeah, but which model - Number Six?

Colonel Sharp
January 1st, 2006, 05:22 PM
A peice of toast.

Maltrancko
January 1st, 2006, 05:37 PM
a proir of the Ori with a cake, asking that we all just get along

chyron
January 2nd, 2006, 06:38 PM
Martha Stewart as a Prior.

Vee
January 2nd, 2006, 06:39 PM
Triumph the insult comic dog with a plastered Ed McMahon.

Yeeees!

Locutus_Of_Borg
January 2nd, 2006, 07:58 PM
Martha Stuart, "Do you not wish to embrace the promise of my cleaning?"

unknownterra
January 3rd, 2006, 01:06 AM
Has anyone mentioned the Giant Purple People Eater?

Locutus_Of_Borg
January 3rd, 2006, 01:20 AM
Macgyver (If anyone hasen't said it):D

chyron
January 3rd, 2006, 04:40 AM
A toaster out to seek revenge for the murder of its innocent brother.

"My name is Black Decker, you disassembled my brother prepare to die!"

TheCaptain
January 3rd, 2006, 08:52 AM
A scared-looking little hobbit (if no-one's said it already) :p

Capt

http://uashome.alaska.edu/~jndfg20/website/frodo%20copy.gif

Lieutenant Colonel Davis
January 3rd, 2006, 10:33 AM
My sock I lost 20 years ago.

TheCaptain
January 3rd, 2006, 10:37 AM
My sock I lost 20 years ago.
Still got the other one? :p

Capt

Lieutenant Colonel Davis
January 3rd, 2006, 10:39 AM
Still got the other one? :p

Capt

Yes I do. It was my best pair of socks.

TheCaptain
January 3rd, 2006, 10:56 AM
Yes I do. It was my best pair of socks.
Shame... did look behind your tv, if you had one in your room? I always lose junk and it somehow winds up behind my entertainment unit - damn pixie-faires, they're scroundrels they are :(

Capt

TechnoWraith
January 3rd, 2006, 11:03 AM
An invisible dog.

Nightingale
January 3rd, 2006, 11:06 AM
A sausage

TheCaptain
January 3rd, 2006, 11:20 AM
My second selection, because I'm bored and I can... :p

Superman, 'cause he's too dang lazy to fly wit the stargates all over the joint ;)

Capt

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c303/CaptainZoom85/Superman_Standing1.jpg

Deano
January 3rd, 2006, 02:24 PM
Me

Tiret
January 3rd, 2006, 03:10 PM
It was my best pair of socks.
Did you send out a search party? ;)

chyron
January 3rd, 2006, 03:48 PM
The homework assignment that blew away in the wind as I was walking to school back in the 4th grade. Take that Miss Hooks! I told it that I did it.

chyron
January 4th, 2006, 07:13 AM
-Mark Harris (walking through the Atlantis gate) and saying "Honey, I'm home..."

-Namor "I have returned to Atlantis, have you seen my mommy?"

for those of you who don't get the rather sly references (and rather clever if I do say so myself...)

Read the wikipedia[/URL] articles

Wikipedia article 1 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_from_Atlantis)
Wikipedia article 2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Namor_the_Sub-Mariner)

chyron
January 4th, 2006, 08:19 PM
Austin Powers returning to Earth as a Prior...Shaggy are the Orii, baby! All Shag the Orii!
http://www.lookalike.com/lookalikes/images/austin-powers.jpg

Dotus5
January 4th, 2006, 09:05 PM
Fat Albert

Vee
January 5th, 2006, 07:24 PM
A giant man eating cracker.

wikeja
January 6th, 2006, 04:46 AM
Running short on time. Didn't check other posts....
Marvin the Martian.:)

Wyrminarrd
January 6th, 2006, 05:31 AM
Thor, the thunder god.

http://www.hi.is/~sverrsi/thor.jpg

And he´s pissed off at the Asgard for stealing his name :thoranime09:

(hope no one did this before)

PunkNerd
January 6th, 2006, 07:26 AM
me! hehehe......

Captain Kirk....giving Sheppard tips on how to pull in more hot alien chicks....

Dr Weir
January 6th, 2006, 05:13 PM
Green jello! :D

shiznaw
January 7th, 2006, 07:54 AM
Martha Stuart, "Do you not wish to embrace the promise of my cleaning?"

Now that is scary

Tom Cruise with a bunch of other Scientologists

Tom: "These guys had picked me up yesterday for a baby celebration, the ship broke down and we had to come back for some spare parts" "So, umm, you got a naquada generator?"

Deano
January 7th, 2006, 07:57 AM
A Bealien

xkawaiix
January 7th, 2006, 08:08 AM
The Smurfs :p

jazz!
January 7th, 2006, 08:33 AM
^ hehe

Lemmings..........they'll do anything.........you can use them is a replacment for slaves/worshippers for Goa'uld and Ori (powermad fools)

Vee
January 7th, 2006, 12:25 PM
Optimus Prime

wurlitzer153
January 7th, 2006, 06:24 PM
Since someone mentioned Jeannie and Tony Nelson, I'm going to put in some things from my two other favorite shows, I Dream of Jeannie and Bewitched.

IDOJ:
-The Blue Djinn comes through the gate carrying a vacuum cleaner.
-Jeannie's sister looking for that dharling major baby but instead finds a scrumptious Lt. Colonel. ROWR!
-Dr. or Mrs. Bellows (notorious for barging in at the most inopportune time)
-Roger Healey

BW:
-Gladys Kravitz carrying a measuring cup saying: "I came over for a snoop of su..uh, a scoop of sugar." Upon seeing where she is, she runs back into the open gate yelling "Abner!!!"
-Dr. Bombay wearing a football uniform with full pads. When asked, he says it was for a tennis game./ "That's what you wear for tennis?"/ "It is when I'm tackling my nurse, Ha-ha! (gets blank stare) Nothing...":tealcanime49:
-The first Darrin, Dick York
-Samantha :sam: and Serena :weir: standing next to each other (they were both played by Liz Montgomery)
-Endora
-Uncle Arthur
-Aunt Clara, coming out the back of the wormhole, at least it's better than landing in the fireplace.

Callista
January 7th, 2006, 06:36 PM
^ How come the evil sister is always the one with the dark hair??? (Says the girl with the dark hair. Oh yeah, I am kind of evil.) [Replicarter should have had dark hair, don't those writers ever watch classic TV?????]

And I think it's Dr. Bombay as in: Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay, come right away.

chyron
January 7th, 2006, 06:41 PM
^ How come the evil sister is always the one with the dark hair??? (Says the girl with the dark hair. Oh yeah, I am kind of evil.)

And I think it's Dr. Bombay as in: Dr. Bombay, Dr. Bombay, come right away. Rumor has it that Season 9 will end with one of two possible cliffhangers...

Sam's evil twin steps out of the Stargate, black hair, leather, whip and stelleto heels and saying...I'd like to see my Danny boy...and then lights up a cigar

-or-

Vala's good twin steps out of the Stargate, blonde hair, flowing white robes, very eloquent looking and saying...I'd like to apologize in advance for whatever my sister Vala has been doing

Callista
January 7th, 2006, 06:47 PM
Rumor has it that Season 9 will end with one of two possible cliffhangers...

Sam's evil twin steps out of the Stargate, black hair, leather, whip and stelleto heels and saying...I'd like to see my Danny boy...and then lights up a cigar



Now that I would pay to see!