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AcidSquid
November 16th, 2005, 05:05 PM
Okay to start us off:
Teyla: Yo, Homies Wassup in Da hood
Ronan: Oooo That Wraith Queen is soooo Hot
Mckay: Im Gonna go watch Back to the Future
Sheppard: Fire Weir and give command to Caldwell
Weir: Hi My name is Gus
Ford: Wannnn Wannnn! I Don't wanna eat the bad wraith drugs

SG-1
Carter:I Love you General O'neill
Jack: Therefore X= 5
Daniel: I Hate Sha're
Teal'c: Mmmmm Donuts
Hammond: Colonel, Your an Idiot



Thats all i have

tribob
November 16th, 2005, 06:08 PM
jack: daniel all u have to do is translate this one text and it will solve the mysterys of every universe and also magically bring back sha're!

daniel: i cant be bothered right now, simpsons is on...

the fifth man
November 16th, 2005, 06:16 PM
Vala - "No, really. I don't want this priceless treasure in the least. You go on and have it."

Erin
November 16th, 2005, 06:19 PM
Jack: Revenge of the Sith, I've seen it 9 times!
Daniel: Vala is my soul mate
Carter: Apophis is my soul mate, he died but then came back to life for me!
Teal'c: You go girl or right on brother
Janet: Never mind, I just give up
Jonas: I forgot
Vala: I don't really like that man

PG15
November 16th, 2005, 08:40 PM
Hammond: Oh darn, I broke a nail!

Atlas
November 16th, 2005, 09:08 PM
Oma: Duh!!

RockinHobbit
November 16th, 2005, 10:02 PM
Daniel: Come on Jack, I don't wanna go look at rocks all day!
Jack: I caught a fish!
Carter: I miss Fifth. Who cares if he's artificial; he's naturally gorgeous!
Teal'c: Hey Danny, want to hear a knock-knock joke?
Vala: Hallowed are the Ori!

KnightCrusader
November 16th, 2005, 10:57 PM
Okay to start us off:
Teyla: Yo, Homies Wassup in Da hood
Ronan: Oooo That Wraith Queen is soooo Hot
Mckay: Im Gonna go watch Back to the Future
Sheppard: Fire Weir and give command to Caldwell
Weir: Hi My name is Gus
Ford: Wannnn Wannnn! I Don't wanna eat the bad wraith drugs

SG-1
Carter:I Love you General O'neill
Jack: Therefore X= 5
Daniel: I Hate Sha're
Teal'c: Mmmmm Donuts
Hammond: Colonel, Your an Idiot



Thats all i have


ROFL on the Jack one. I almost fell out of my chair. Oh and if you want to change the Ronan one to be McKay's line, then it is something he said! (Sort Of...lol). Oh and I think Teal'c likes donuts. I am not sure if he would say it that way though.

Steve or Bob the Wraith: mmm... tastes like chicken....
Vala: Not tonight, Daniel, I have a Headache.

I have to think of some more....

Steve

TechnoWraith
November 16th, 2005, 11:14 PM
Things they would never say:

Steve (or any wraith for that matter): I'm sorry, i don't eat meat. I'm a vegetarian.

Any Gao'uld system lord: I'll trade you my planet for three motherships and a 200 Jaffa...

Major Sheppard: There's a wraith over there. should I shoot it first. Maybe be before i shoot it, i'll go over and ask if he has anything worth trading for.

Carter or McKay: Why do i always have to fix the broken stuff or figure out how all this space alien technology junk works? Make someone else do it.

helio9
November 16th, 2005, 11:46 PM
Teal'C: Does this kevlar vest make me look fat?

Maltrancko
November 17th, 2005, 12:55 AM
Teal'c : Sup O'Neill, I just got down to that 7-11 you been talking about, i never knew you would find a courtable lady out the back, but she wanted money? What up with that dawg?

MarshAngel
November 17th, 2005, 04:53 AM
Carter: I'm thinking of quitting the airforce and joining the private sector. I'm being offered a lot of money and a huge contract to design an Asgard doll like the clone we showed on TV. Apparently there's this whole group of people out there who think they're... um... sexy. They said something about it vibrating... you know, like Tickle Me Elmo? It's wierd but you just can't turn down a multi-million dollar contract.

Madeleine
November 17th, 2005, 05:08 AM
General Landry: The gateroom looks dreary. Walter, order some potplants.

BigGator5
November 17th, 2005, 05:21 AM
Carter: You know what? Forget Fifth. I always thought RepliCarter was hotter!

the Fifth Race
November 17th, 2005, 05:22 AM
Carter: Damn that McKay is sexy, I sure would love a piece of him. (I felt dirty typing that out :o )

Daniel: How do spell Go'Ah'oolld?

Teal'c: I have a deathly fear of spiders, flowers and anything pink.

Hammond: I need to get to my hair stylist pronto.

O'Neill: I just figured out the final solution to Pi.

Vala: This dress is way to revealing, I can't wear it.

Mitchell: Where's Rigel and Chiana when you need them?.

Odin's eyes
November 17th, 2005, 05:24 AM
Teal'c: Unless I get to say something the next time we go on a mission I'm not going to do the eyebrow thing. That's right. No talk, no eyebrow.


Sam: Hey! I just figured out how the universe began. Apperently the answer is... magnets!

ForeverSg1
November 17th, 2005, 05:30 AM
General Landry: The gateroom looks dreary. Walter, order some potplants.

Daniel: Here's a thought, why don't we just kill the son-of-a-b*tch?

Carter: Make-out on the job? Uh, I don't know...ok, what the hell. Noone will see us behind this SUV anyway, right?

Jack: Yes Daniel... I heard you. You're worried...confused...frightened more than you have ever been before in your life, but can't we talk about this later? I'm REALLY hungry.

Teal'c: INdeed. InDEED. InDEed.

*Cough* But I'm sure I'm wrong in my opinions.

sg-daniel
November 17th, 2005, 06:17 AM
lol they're all hilarious, i have to think of some too!

skritsys
November 17th, 2005, 06:41 AM
Jack to Carter: Why don't we just forgo the pleasantries and do it?

Teal'c: Do I always have to say indeed before you understand anything?

Daniel to Jack: Would you please, please come back? SG-1 sucks completely now.

startrekempress
November 17th, 2005, 06:54 AM
Carter: Make-out on the job? Uh, I don't know...ok, what the hell. Noone will see us behind this SVU anyway, right?

Did you mean 'SUV'? Cause now I'm imagining Sam and Jack behind a desk in the Special Victims Unit . . . or at SuperValu . . . or maybe Southern Virginia University . . . :p :D

Vala to Gen. Landry: By all means tell me about that daughter of yours. She sounds fascinating . . .

More when . . . I think of them, I guess.

~Sarah

chyron
November 17th, 2005, 07:07 AM
Daniel: Vala, I love you.
--------------------------
Sam: Jack, I love you.
--------------------------
Jack: Sam, I'd love to have a pair of your panties that I can wear 24/7
--------------------------

I'm going to enjoy this thread.

ForeverSg1
November 17th, 2005, 07:39 AM
Did you mean 'SUV'? Cause now I'm imagining Sam and Jack behind a desk in the Special Victims Unit . . . or at SuperValu . . . or maybe Southern Virginia University . . . :p :D
~Sarah

Yes. :S
What can I say I have a really bad typist and editor.
They're both fired!

The Signal
November 17th, 2005, 07:46 AM
Vala: Daniel, sometimes your little inapropriate jokes are a little boring
Daniel: Hallowed are the Ori
Carter: I'm bored of science, I wanna watch the Simpsons
Jack: I'm tired of the Simpsons, lets do some science

andromeda_fate
November 17th, 2005, 08:13 AM
Weir: I believe the military can do a better job than a civilian. Go for it Colonel Caldwell!

Ronan: Hey McKay. Wanna make out?

McKay: Hey Ronan. Wanna make out?

(Okay those were kind of lame. I'll think of better ones... hopefully):S

TechnoWraith
November 17th, 2005, 08:50 AM
Jack O'Neill: So by redistributing the molecular ion stream to the hyperdrive buffer, we can prevent the power grid from overloading. That way we can open a matrix dimension window and be able to use the Nuetrino stream to hyper-slip over to the Pegasus galaxy in record time.

Carter: What did you just say sir? I don't understand.

chyron
November 17th, 2005, 09:00 AM
Sheppard: Rodney, Have you ever been to a Turkish Bath?

Teyla: I'm not really bad, I'm just drawn that way.

Weir: Me love you long time.

Teal'c: Toga! Toga! Toga!

Hulabaloo
November 17th, 2005, 09:23 AM
Jack O'Neill: So by redistributing the molecular ion stream to the hyperdrive buffer, we can prevent the power grid from overloading. That way we can open a matrix dimension window and be able to use the Nuetrino stream to hyper-slip over to the Pegasus galaxy in record time.

Carter: What did you just say sir? I don't understand.

LOL! Hilarius!

skritsys
November 17th, 2005, 09:33 AM
Shep: If we just take the coupling and invert it into the main power coil we just might be able to compensate for the differential of the Zed PM.
McKay: Could you please repeat that?

chyron
November 17th, 2005, 09:40 AM
Sheppard: I wear a toupee.

sg-daniel
November 17th, 2005, 09:42 AM
Carter: Sir, i have no idea how this could happen, you better ask tealc.
Jack: I LOVE scientists!
Daniel: I don't care if we let this people die, lets go eat something.



Teal'c: Do I always have to say indeed before you understand anything?

lmao, love this one :D

chyron
November 17th, 2005, 09:53 AM
Sam: Does this bullet proof vest make me look fat?

Sheppard: Rodney, how do you wear those thongs without having them ride up? Mine's killing me.

Naughtrish
November 17th, 2005, 10:04 AM
Sheppard: I wear a toupee.

OMG OMG OMG that is soooooooo dang funny!! Green your way :D

andromeda_fate
November 17th, 2005, 10:24 AM
Mitchell: "How did I get stuck with SG-1?! I want a new team."

Dr. Beckett: "Oh, just let Dr. Weir die. It's not my fault she got sick."

Sheppard: "You know, the Wraith aren't that bad. Why can't we all just get along?"

Daniel: "Jack, studying the Ancients is sooo boring. Can't we go fishing or something."

Jack: "Fishing is so over rated!"

Carter: "You know, Thor's kinda hot."

Mitchell: "Whoa, Dr. Lam you're looking fine tonight."

Thor: "Asexual reproduction sucks!"

da_hippie
November 17th, 2005, 10:35 AM
Sheppard: Gateship 1 ready for launch.

Apophis: I'll have a BigMac to go, hold the pickle.

Landry: Vala, you'd make such a better leader, please take over.

Sheppard: I wanna be a Major again.

Jack: I love the Tok'Ra.

skritsys
November 17th, 2005, 10:36 AM
Teyla: Do you always have to look at my backside?

Ronon: Well, you are the only decent looking female.

Naughtrish
November 17th, 2005, 10:50 AM
Sheppard: Ronon, I really want to go to your hairdresser.

the fifth man
November 17th, 2005, 11:16 AM
Baal - "Jack, I'm sorry I was such a d*** to you all those times. And about the whole torture thing too."
Jack - "Oh, forget about it. Consider it water under the bridge. Want to go have a beer?"
Baal - "Thought you'd never ask."

chyron
November 17th, 2005, 11:35 AM
Thor: Hottub party anyone? No clothes needed.

Chevron Guy: Die Cardassian Die!

Teal'c: Surely you cannot be serious.
(Repeated often to which everyone replies)
Yes - and don't call me Shirly.

Vala (to Daniel): I am a man.

Daniel: I faked my phD - I'm not really a learned archeologist. I'm actually a shoe salesman from Kansas doing some acting on the side.

Jack: I'm a member of Mensa.

Sam: I'm not a member of Mensa.

...and the one that EVERYONE wants to hear...

Joe Mallozzi (Producer): The Furlings will make a grand entrance in the finale for Season 9 and play a key role throughout Season 10.

the fifth man
November 17th, 2005, 11:42 AM
Joe Mallozzi (Producer): The Furlings will make a grand entrance in the finale for Season 9 and play a key role throughout Season 10.

Yeah, we'll definitely never hear that one.:)

chyron
November 17th, 2005, 11:44 AM
Originally Posted by chyron
Joe Mallozzi (Producer): The Furlings will make a grand entrance in the finale for Season 9 and play a key role throughout Season 10.
Yeah, we'll definitely never hear that one.:)

For that matter...

Joe Mallozzi: Depending on how things go with Season 10, we're going to have a 3rd franchise - Stargate: The Furling Chronicles.

the fifth man
November 17th, 2005, 11:47 AM
Mitchell - "Jackson, where the hell are we?"
Daniel - "Well, if I'm not mistaken, I think we just gated to the planet Cybertron."
Mitchell - "Cool!"

helio9
November 17th, 2005, 12:42 PM
Daniel: There are very few problems that a 2 gigaton nuke won't solve.

the fifth man
November 17th, 2005, 12:47 PM
Anubis - "I know I don't really have a physical form and all, but does this new robe make me look fat?"

-Major Woody
November 17th, 2005, 02:27 PM
McKay: " " ;)

JanusAncient
November 17th, 2005, 03:29 PM
Jack: Wormhole physics dictates that matter can only travel one way, through an open wormhole.

Daniel: I'd rather drink a vanilla shake, and eat a burger, than unravel the myteries of the Ancients.

Carter: What is Pi?

Teal'c: A rose by any other name, would still smell as sweet!

Vala Mal Doran: I prefer an intellectual conversation, over meaningless sex, and countless treasure.



Teyla: I'm a lesbian!

Ronon: The true reason I was running from the Wraith, is because the Hive queen I married, turned out to be a man.

Weir: I think we should nuke the Genaii.

Rodney: I'm a pompous, egotistical, meglomaniac, with no understanding of science.

Dr. Beckett: I'm not really Scottish.

Caldwell: I'm a brown nose, take a gander if you must.

wurlitzer153
November 17th, 2005, 03:41 PM
Jack O'Neill: So by redistributing the molecular ion stream to the hyperdrive buffer, we can prevent the power grid from overloading. That way we can open a matrix dimension window and be able to use the Nuetrino stream to hyper-slip over to the Pegasus galaxy in record time.

Carter: What did you just say sir? I don't understand.
Carter: Did you mention Nintendos? I love those games, especially that Mario guy!:p

(No, I don't)

tribob
November 17th, 2005, 05:00 PM
Thor: "Asexual reproduction sucks!"

LMAO! :D



Teal'c: i have a weird rash on my mik'ta...

the fifth man
November 17th, 2005, 05:31 PM
Sam - "Um, Jack. Could you help me set the VCR? I'm having some trouble with it."
Jack - "See, what would you do without me?"

solar wind
November 17th, 2005, 08:58 PM
Thor: "Asexual reproduction sucks!"
Hahaha!


Teal'c: i have a weird rash on my mik'ta...
Both are funny.

How about this.
Tok'ra:"Here I'll tell you anything you want to know. You humans are so much more intelligent than us, you'll know what to do with this information."

DragonGate
November 17th, 2005, 09:23 PM
Any Goa'uld: You know, the whole "I'm your god, bow before me" thing is SO overrated.

knowsfords
November 17th, 2005, 09:36 PM
McKay: " " ;)

HAHA, best one yet.

helio9
November 17th, 2005, 10:19 PM
Teal'C: Hallowed is the Oprah

chyron
November 17th, 2005, 10:36 PM
Daniel and Jack are sitting on a log in a forest near the top of a mountain.

Daniel: Jack, are your boobs getting firmer?*



*Homage to Star Trek:Insurrection

sg-daniel
November 18th, 2005, 02:53 AM
Kinsey: the sgc is my favourite place, i love everyone there, especially general o'neill :D

DragonGate
November 18th, 2005, 05:03 AM
Jack: Well, we're captured again. Instead of trying to escape, let's just toss around this tennis ball until Snakey lets us out of here.

chyron
November 18th, 2005, 06:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/Cvitkovic/udda/asguard-gone-ori.jpg
Thor (singing): I'm too sexy for this shirt, too sexy for this shirt, soooo sexy it hurts.

BigGator5
November 18th, 2005, 06:58 AM
*In the medical bay, Dr. Fraiser had just put on a latex glove before Carter/Jolinar with a resounding "snap".*

Dr. Fraiser: As order, full cavity...

Carter/Jolinar: *Raises eyebrow...*

FanFic challenge...

skritsys
November 18th, 2005, 08:39 AM
McKay: "The dilithium crystals are completely drained. Maybe we can recharge them with a Zee PM."

Kingomon
November 18th, 2005, 08:51 AM
McKay: I am no where near as Smart as Carter

(he will never say that)

Oneil: Nubis stay Frakeing dead!

(I messed with Anubis name and used Battlestarline in one Sentence)

TechnoWraith
November 18th, 2005, 09:02 AM
Daniel: i'm dead! yes! finally! I died! Death! Death! yes! Put me six feet under!

chyron
November 18th, 2005, 09:58 AM
Teal'c: Frak.

BigGator5
November 18th, 2005, 11:10 AM
Gerak: Hallowed are the Cylons...

-Major Woody
November 18th, 2005, 02:38 PM
The Nox: "WE ARE THE NOX. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU MUST COMPLY."

chyron
November 18th, 2005, 02:41 PM
Sam: [BELCHES LOUDLY]

sg-daniel
November 18th, 2005, 02:53 PM
The Nox: "WE ARE THE NOX. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU MUST COMPLY."

ah the nox.. this has to be said also.

The Nox: when they come to hurt us we will kill them! *evil laugh*

and something else

The Tollans: Sure, you can have all the technology that we posess, we don't care what you do with it. what else can we get our best allies?

Anubis: agh, destroying all live in the galaxy is boring, lets play golf!!

Jack: Harry Maybourne is my best buddy!

chyron
November 18th, 2005, 03:15 PM
Nox Leader: It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band...Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
Teal'c: Frak
Nox Leader: Now you will die!
Daniel: Been there done that.

Locutus_Of_Borg
November 18th, 2005, 09:29 PM
O'Neill: Be on my desk in five minutes........AT! AT MY DESK

Maltrancko
November 19th, 2005, 01:50 AM
Jack: Finally got round to reading those years of memos...man have i missed some fraking crap!

Ascended Times.2
November 19th, 2005, 02:22 AM
And Goa'uld Symbiote: "I don't need a human host, i'll go live in a whale!"

Dr. Lam: "Daddy, I love you!"

General Landry: "Siler, you're WAAAAY better than Walter ever was!"

Ronen: "Woot woot!" ~Says It all I reckon...

chyron
November 19th, 2005, 05:48 AM
Ba'al (with quite a hillbilly drawl): Tie me up and brand me! That Colonel Carter is the most goreous thing I've ever seen - even more pretty than my cousin Sarah! I wonder if she'd like to make some babies - the Colonel, not my cousin - Sarah and I already have some kids.

...and keeping with that...


Ba'al: Let me hear ya squeal like a pig!
(Reference to the film 'Deliverance' for those of you not familar with it)

AGateFan
November 19th, 2005, 06:25 AM
Beckett: He's Dead John!!
Weir (to Teyla): I think caldwell likes me... think I should ask him out, hes cute?
Sheppard: Football stinks I love water polo!!
Mckay: I would much rather be hunting down giant anacondas.
Teyla: Being alien is sooo overrated...lets go shopping.
Ronan: What is this...shampoo thing I hear so much about.
Ford: Its my treehouse so you want to kick me of your stupid club, fine. I didnt want to be a member anyway! Now get out! I knew I should have kept the "no girls, no geeks" sign up.

Walter: I would rather be a helmsmen on Enterprise. That would be soo cool. I'd get one of those really plush chairs.
Siler: I only joined the USAF because I flunked out of ITT.
O'Neill: I cant wait to get out of the USAF so I can get a mullet. I think that would be a really great look for me.
Carter: All we have to do is fix the tacheon emitters.
Daniel: I love the WNBA.
Teal'c: I want a pet symbiot. Please Jack please, I promise to feed it and walk it every day.

iLemon
November 19th, 2005, 06:59 AM
Sheppard: I'm a little teapot nice and stout...

chyron
November 19th, 2005, 07:36 AM
Sheppard: I'm a little teapot nice and stout...
No, somehow I can see him saying that...no green for you, but no red either

Ben Browder, Michael Shanks, Amanda Tapping and/or Christopher Judge: Hey [fill in your name] we're getting together for a game of Charades over at Rick's house, wanta come?

Superstargate
November 19th, 2005, 08:11 AM
Thor: Holy...buckets.

Superstargate
November 19th, 2005, 08:17 AM
Jack: Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of SG-1.

Carter: Sweeeeet.

Teal'c: I like big butts and I cannot lie.


:S

chyron
November 19th, 2005, 09:09 AM
Chevron Guy: Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed. Dialing P3X-231 ...Holy haberdashery, Batman! Incoming wormhole!

TechnoWraith
November 19th, 2005, 10:14 AM
Sheppard: I've decided to let Steve, Bob and Greg join the Atlantis team. ("Steve" is from Poisoning the Well, "Bob" from the Siege, and "Greg" from Defiant One)

Jack: So I've been tossing around this idea to let Anubis join SG-1 as my replacement.

-Major Woody
November 19th, 2005, 10:40 AM
Hammond: "Sure, I'll allow that. No problemo."

Sue_Jackson
November 19th, 2005, 05:51 PM
Jack: Carter, I just love listening to you just blab on and on about all this scientific stuff. I especially love it when you use long difficult words. Tell me more about what the F-302 is truly made of.

Daniel: Oooooh.......Vala.......don't you look so sexy in your red tank and undies.....and in my bed. Yes......Vala.....I'll sleep with you.

Sam: Astrophysics is sooooooo boring, and dull.

McKay: I have nothing to say about Ancient technology. In fact, I really don't care. Dr. Zelenka is an expert on Ancient technology not me.

Sheppard: I'm afraid of flying. Flying makes me queezy.

Mitchell: I've been waiting here for an arn. What the frell? Smells like dren in here. (with high pitched helium voice) Rygel, did you fart?

Daniel: (from Icon) Oh.....my......God! Jared is a Cylon clone!

chyron
November 19th, 2005, 06:08 PM
Daniel: Oooooh.......Vala.......don't you look so sexy in your red tank and undies.....and in my bed. Yes......Vala.....I'll sleep with you.


But knowning Vala, she could easily slip him a mickey

chyron
November 19th, 2005, 06:13 PM
Daniel: I just passed Mary Steenburgen in the hall wearing a skimpy red bikini and asking about wether or not you were available to ravage her.
Jack: That's nice...have you seen that report that just came in? I'd like to read it.

iLemon
November 20th, 2005, 05:58 AM
*Wier calls John on walkie talkie*
Wier: Powerpuff boys, Atlantis is in trouble!
John: We're on our way Doctor Wier!

chyron
November 20th, 2005, 06:33 AM
Prior: Behold the coming of Bill the Cat! Kneel before him and know truth, beauty, freedom and love! All Hail Bill the Cat! Hallowed is Bill the Cat!
Bill the Cat: Thank you, thank you...it's great to be here...you're all such a great audience! We've got a GREAT show for you today!

http://www.buzzstuff.net/archives/bill-thumb.gif

iLemon
November 20th, 2005, 06:36 AM
Prior: Hallowed are the teletubies!

chyron
November 20th, 2005, 06:37 AM
Prior: Hallowed are the teletubies!
Jack: Nothing like a moving target.

Sue_Jackson
November 20th, 2005, 12:40 PM
Teal'c: Me and my Jaffa homeboys are gonna be kickin' major Goa'uld booty, y'all. Yyyyyyyeah......boeeeee!!

Carson: Col. Sheppard is dying? Yeah.....so what? That's not my problem!

Sheppard: Carson, why did you cure me of the Wraith bug DNA? I WANTED to mutate into a Wraith bug-man!

TechnoWraith
November 20th, 2005, 12:51 PM
"Steve": Can i join the atlanits team? Please? i promise not to eat anyone. Ok. Maybe just the annoying ones.

Oranos
November 20th, 2005, 12:54 PM
"Steve": Can i join the atlanits team? Please? i promise not to eat anyone. Ok. Maybe just the annoying ones.

LOL, I like that one.

walterIsTheMan
November 20th, 2005, 02:07 PM
http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?p=4633130#post4633130
He would never say that:)

the fifth man
November 20th, 2005, 02:26 PM
Thor - "Ok, I know you humans have been longing to meet the Furlings for some time now. I just can't lie to you anymore. Look, you know those creatures you call cats? Well, they're more than they appear to be. That's right, they're the Furlings. They took up recidence on Earth thousands of years ago. They've been keeping an eye on you. Kinda funny, huh? Why are you looking at me like that? I'm sorry I didn't tell ya, ok? Hey, put down that zat gun. O'Neill, come on, we're friends."

chyron
November 20th, 2005, 03:38 PM
Jack: (Talking with his mouth full) Carter - Great meal, thanks for cooking
Daniel: I've never eaten anything this good
Teal'c: Indeed
Daniel: If you ever retire from the Air Force and get tired of Theoretical Quantum Physics, you could always become an Iron Chef
Sam: Thank you.
Jack: Pass me some more fruitcake.
Teal'c: Indeed, she has prepared food worth of the gods.

Superstargate
November 20th, 2005, 04:52 PM
Jack: I hate jello.

I don't know if I should post this or not...oh well,

Teal'c: Alright carter, shake that booty thang.

(shivers)ewwww.:S

starathena74
November 20th, 2005, 05:39 PM
carter damn it jack i love
jack its about time u said some thing
carter what u fell the say way
jack yes
carter lets get married
jack i was going to say the same thing:D

starathena74 one can only hope 4 those to 2 get togther:D

Superstargate
November 20th, 2005, 06:01 PM
carter damn it jack i love
jack its about time u said some thing
carter what u fell the say way
jack yes
carter lets get married
jack i was going to say the same thing:D

starathena74 one can only hope 4 those to 2 get togther:D

there's just a bunch a wuv on tis site.:rolleyes:

starathena74
November 20th, 2005, 06:11 PM
there's just a bunch a wuv on tis site.:rolleyes:
whats wuv

TechnoWraith
November 20th, 2005, 06:13 PM
Teal'c: The frakkingest frakking frak just frakked my frakking frak becuase he's such a frakking frak!

Xzyl
November 20th, 2005, 06:15 PM
Teal'c to Walter: "Guess how many woman I have juggled at once."

General Hammond to Walter: "Your telling me that even with all the billions of dollars of technology in this facility I cant get the Playboy channel in my office!"

Vala: "I cant come out I am not dressed decent."

McKay: "Can RepliCarter run on AA batteries?"

Ronan: "Wraith, the other white meat."

Ford to Ronan: "Don't forget the gland gravy!"

O'Neill: "Did anyone else catch that wicked black hole documentary last night?"

Carter: "Sir I am running out of ammo, I am going to have put my gun on semi-auto in order to conserve ammo."

Walter: "I am so going to kick your ass."

Daniel: "When does the Simpsons come on?"

General Landry: "I cant believe I took this stupid job."

Mitchell to Vala: "Have we ever dated?"

Anubis: "No Daniel, I am your father."

System Lord: "First Prime, gather those commanders below you and meet me in my throne room for a strategy meeting."

Kull Warrior: "I need a facial."

Teyla: "Wait, I think I can talk them to death."

Weir: "Shoot first and beat the answers out of the survivors later."

Sheppard: "Maybe if had Jonas Quinn's enthusiasm and energy I would be a more balanced character."

Jonas Quinn: "Maybe if just laid back and be more mellow like Sheppard I would be a more balanced character."

Dr. Frasier: "I cant believe I get paid to order people to drop their pants so I can jab a needle in their butts."

Dr. Lam: "Why did Dr. Frasier have everyone’s medical file sorted by butt?"

Asgard Council to the SGC: "The reason you get along him so well, to put it in human terms, is because Thor is a wild man."

Thor: "I the law."

Tok'ra: "Did you see my new snake skin boots."

Tollan: "Maybe we should consider new strategies and back up plans."

Aschen: "Were not evil, honest."

Oma: "Let me put this in simple terms for you."

Furlings: "Its Furl-ling damn it not Furling, damn that Asgard accent. No wonder you could not freaking find us you were looking for something fuzzy. Do you see any hair anywhere on our tentacles!?"

starathena74
November 20th, 2005, 06:18 PM
Teal'c: The frakkingest frakking frak just frakked my frakking frak becuase he's such a frakking frak!
cool lol

chyron
November 21st, 2005, 07:43 AM
Tonight on Jerry Springer!

Jerry: They've had a secret love affair for year now, but have not been able to publicly acknowledge it because they're in the milirary! Today it all comes out..
Audience: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry: Meet Colonel Jack O'Neill and his secret lover....
Chevron Guy

iLemon
November 21st, 2005, 07:47 AM
Sam: Pi is exactly 3!

:P

chyron
November 21st, 2005, 07:55 AM
Sam: Pi is exactly 3!

:P
Sam: What's PI?
McKay: Its a desert baked in an oven and typically made with a fruit filling.
Sam: Oh is that what an oven is for?

iLemon
November 21st, 2005, 08:15 AM
Sam: What's PI?
McKay: Its a desert baked in an oven and typically made with a fruit filling.
Sam: Oh is that what an oven is for?
Jack: No, an ovens where you wash dishes, you bake deserts in the sink

TechnoWraith
November 21st, 2005, 08:15 AM
McKay: This isn't really a Zero Point Module. **Holds up a ZPM.** It's actually a glorified christmas tree light, and i'm going to take it home to put on my christmas tree. Now dial that gate to earth...

iLemon
November 21st, 2005, 08:20 AM
McKay: This isn't really a Zero Point Module. **Holds up a ZPM.** It's actually a glorified christmas tree light, and i'm going to take it home to put on my christmas tree. Now dial that gate to earth...
ROTFLMAO!!! That rep system really chose a great time to stop working :(

chyron
November 21st, 2005, 08:26 AM
ROTFLMAO!!! That rep system really chose a great time to stop working :(
and here I am thinking that I've lost my touch.
(Grabs a Pepsi to help with green jello withdrawl)

Superstargate
November 21st, 2005, 01:06 PM
General Hammond: where the hell is my gun, Walter?!

Walter: sorry, sir, i'm using it.

Superstargate
November 21st, 2005, 01:19 PM
Jack: I'll trade you my antient knowledge for your report on the Ori.

Daniel: No way you frakin' loser!

chyron
November 21st, 2005, 02:14 PM
Daniel: Vala, will you make me the happiest man in the galaxy andmarry me?

-Major Woody
November 21st, 2005, 07:54 PM
Senator Kinsey: I've just approved unlimited funds for the Stargate Program.

chyron
November 21st, 2005, 08:49 PM
Senator Kinsey: I've just approved unlimited funds for the Stargate Program.

followed up by
Kinsey: The SGC has done an excellent job. Everyone should be commended for the great work that they've done. I am impressed and proud of you all. Keep up the good...no...Keep up the great work!

starathena74
November 22nd, 2005, 11:45 AM
hammon what happened to the gate dose thor have it walter
walter im not sure i will ahve to check on it
hammon we still have teams out there
walter i will have cater look in to this
carter hell do i know were u put the stargate we go throw them
hammon we did not lose the 1st stargate
carter yes we did
hammon no we did not
jackson stop all this damn fighting please imtrying to read this

RockinHobbit
November 22nd, 2005, 09:43 PM
jackson stop all this damn fighting please imtrying to read this

Except for that is exactly the kind of thing Daniel would say... otherwise good. :)

TechnoWraith
November 22nd, 2005, 09:49 PM
Jonas Quinn: I watch Teletubbies.

Apophis: Barney the Dinosaur is my best friend.

"Greg" the Wraith (From Defiant One): Anybody find the instruction manual for the PJ yet? I need to rewire this headlight.

Dr. Weir: Kill! Kill! Kill!

Rodney McKay: Gimme all the frakkin' Oranges you have! Right now!

Teyla: I like being a wraith.

Gordon the Wraith (During the Wraithal Discrimination Feature when he's singing): Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber ducky... (Squeaks rubber ducky annoyingly).

:p :D

solar wind
November 22nd, 2005, 10:58 PM
Teal'c "oh fer cryin out loud"

Carter "Indeed"

I love this thread!

P-90_177
November 23rd, 2005, 01:43 AM
Walter: Chevron 9 encoded!
O'Neill: Is my gun too big?
O'Neill: I think I've got it Carter!
Danny: Where's Vala when you need her?
Carter: McKay's got a good point.
T'ealc: Screw the Jaffa!
Hammond: Oh well, let them die.
Mitchell: Hallowed are the Ori!
Any Gouald or Ori: Ahhh those pesky humans are so cuuute!!!


McKay: Woops! I did that wrong!

Ascended Times.2
November 23rd, 2005, 01:53 AM
Bye the way, solar wind, for one....Carter HAS said indeed...in "New Order" (8X1+2)

Jonas: Man, O'Neill is SOOOO much smarter than I am.
O'Neill: Damn Jonas is hot (Shudders)
Carter: Let's be bestus buddys Vala!
Vala: Sure! Sam, let's!
Daniel: Hey, Gaba, hoo! (....I'm so bored....)
Siler: Walter is definately the best sergeant!
Walter: Siler is definately the best sergeant! (This is an ongoing joke I'm having the "who's the best sergeant" competition between Siler and Walter, one day in a "caption this")
Mckay: "I HATE BLONDS!"
Carter: "I LOVE McKAY!"

And the list just keeps on rolling...lol :)

The Engineer
November 23rd, 2005, 03:36 AM
an Ori Prior: "SHallowed are the Ori."
Jack: vote Baal for presidend! He's my favourite!
Baal: O'Neill is my best friend, eva'!

P-90_177
November 23rd, 2005, 04:07 AM
Carter to Felger: You want to go out some time?

Commander Aegir
November 23rd, 2005, 04:20 AM
Jack: mmm i wish Kinsey was here, i need a good friend like him right now!
They'll never say this

Sam to Jack: I love you!
Jack to Sam: I love you!

wurlitzer153
November 23rd, 2005, 07:31 AM
Bye the way, solar wind, for one....Carter HAS said indeed...in "New Order" (8X1+2)

She also said 'Indeed' jokingly to T in "Space Race". An excellent bit of banter between Sam, Jack, and Teal'c.:D

solar wind
November 23rd, 2005, 11:17 AM
Oh, I haven't seen space race! And I didn't remember she said it in New Order. My bad.

chyron
November 23rd, 2005, 06:44 PM
Jack O'Neill: Where's MacGuyver when you need him.

ROTFLMyOwnAO!

P-90_177
November 24th, 2005, 01:12 AM
Thor: I'm singing in the rain! I'm singing in the rain

Any Wraith: Erm yeah I'll have the a Large fries a coke and a Mchuman, oh and some asguard mcnuggets, not too many though I'm trying to watch my figure.

Maltrancko
November 24th, 2005, 01:24 AM
Weir: John I think this base needs a serious shake up with all this sexual tension, you know the whole being stuck on a lonely planet on those cold nights and I'm just rambling aren't I?

Steve: So Shep, who won the Superbowl? That's right you don't know coz ur stuck on this stupid base! Mwahahahahahaha

Rodney: Zalenka! God I love your work, you know we should really write a book!

Carter: Sir, those chocolates and flowers in my room, are you trying to hint at something?
**Sound of gunshot and body hitting ground**
Daniel: I think what Teal'c was trying to suggest is IS IT SO GOD DAMN OBVIOUS!!!!!


**Ronan takes photo of Teal'c to John and hands him scissors**
Ronan: I wanna look like him John, pleeeeeeeeease?
God I had some good ones for Teyla but this place is PG!

chyron
November 24th, 2005, 05:48 AM
Teyla: Tyra Banks! [snaps fingers] You're going down baby!

wormhole93
November 24th, 2005, 07:06 AM
Carter: ooo, what does this thingy do? *naquada reactor starts to overload* oops, my bad, hee hee.

Jack: i want a science kit for Christmas! oh, and a couple books on quantum physics, please.

Daniel: is there anything ELSE to do except read boring texts on the secrets of the universe?! and what about these "ancient" people, huh?! what's so special about them?

Teal'c: oh, get outta the way! the Oprah show's on!!

wormhole93
November 24th, 2005, 09:19 AM
Jack: the ancients are sooooo cool. i wanna be an ancient!!

Daniel: let's go fishin'!

Carter: Indeed.

Teal'c: I like pink over aqua. what do you think?

tribob
November 24th, 2005, 09:59 AM
Teal'c: I come in peace.

wormhole93
November 24th, 2005, 04:44 PM
Daniel: hey, Oma, nature girl, can you pa-leeese stop speaking in riddles? For the sake of us "lower life-forms"?

wormhole93
November 24th, 2005, 05:15 PM
Jack to Sam: Hubba Hubba

Teal'c:*New Jersey accent* youw're such a dowll

Thor: oh, NOW you're tellin' me I'm steerin' the ship?! great, how do ya work this piece a junk?

Daniel: I'm soooooo interested in quantam physics. just HOW do they DO IT?! it's really fascinating, i say. uh huh uh huh.

Sam: does my hair look okay? this gun is too heavy. Jaaack, can you hold it for me?

chyron
November 25th, 2005, 04:12 AM
Thor (with a lollipop): Who loves ya' baby!*

*Kojak reference for those of yall born in the 70's and/or not from the US.

wormhole93
November 25th, 2005, 07:58 AM
Sam: now, where did i put that cookbook? it has to be around here somewhere. here it is. why did i put it in the "donate" pile? puzzling, puzzling.

startrekempress
November 25th, 2005, 08:06 AM
Carter to Felger: You want to go out some time?

What would be really funny is if he said "I can't, I'm already seeing someone."

Which, whether true or not, would be a bit surreal to hear.

~Sarah

chyron
November 25th, 2005, 09:58 AM
Carter: Pardon me, I just farted.

Daniel: Sam, did you borrow my epilady again?

Sue_Jackson
November 25th, 2005, 11:47 AM
Daniel: I'm giving up coffee. That's it. No more coffee for me.

Doci: Hallowed are the Tauri

Sam: Rodney (McKay), I find you very sexy.

Vala: Daniel, get your hands off my bum. You're such a pervert.

Mitchell: What? SG-1 is hovering over Antarctia in a Cargo Ship with Anubis' ship approaching along with many gliders? Yeah....so what? Why should I care? Let them die.

wormhole93
November 25th, 2005, 02:37 PM
Jack: Sam?
Sam: Yes, Jack?

Daniel: Who's this "Sha're" person I keep hearing about? And what about "Harsesis"? What's the heck is that?

Teal'c: No, wait, make that a DOUBLE hamburger, instead.

MarshAngel
November 25th, 2005, 03:40 PM
Teal'c: A glass of warm milk sounds excellent.

Carter: Why don't they make fatigues in pink?

chyron
November 25th, 2005, 04:14 PM
Vala: Daniel, how many times have I told you? I'm saving myself for marriage - I do have morals.
---
Dr. Fraiser: Now Teal'c I'm going to put some Vicks Vapor rub on your chest, it'll help you to sleep
Teal'c: I am not tired nor having difficulty getting to sleep
Dr. Fraiser: Shut up - this is my fantasy
---
Teal'c:Bill the Cat is a false god.

Superstargate
November 25th, 2005, 05:13 PM
Hammond: I'm disobeying a direct order from the president.

Jack: I just don't know why we hate these Goau'ld so much. It's not like
they did anything wrong.

Sam: What a generator?

Teal'c:[In Wisconsin accent] Ya knaw, toes Goldy persons aren't haf baad.

Superstargate
November 25th, 2005, 06:02 PM
Any Goau'ld symbiote: Man my ma was faaaaat.

Apophis: Suck on this!

Daniel: If I were a 1,000,000 year old piece of Ancient technology, where
would I be?

Anubis: Can't we all just get along?

wormhole93
November 26th, 2005, 04:12 AM
Thor: Pahtay, pahtay over on my ship!

Sam: Ugh, do I HAVE to go to the planet where all the secrets of the ancients are? I'm feeling a little queezy right now. *hiccup*

Nox: WHAAADDDUUUPP?!

chyron
November 26th, 2005, 05:10 AM
Sam: Jack, I'm late
Jack: No, you're early in fact - the breifing doesn't start for another 5 minutes.
Sam: No, Jack..I'm late
Jack: Huh?
Sam (to herself): Maybe there is something to selective breeding

wormhole93
November 26th, 2005, 05:12 AM
Sam: Jack, I'm late
Jack: No, you're early in fact - the breifing doesn't start for another 5 minutes.
Sam: No, Jack..I'm late
Jack: Huh?
Sam (to herself): Maybe there is something to selective breeding
hello again, evil bill the cat.

chyron
November 26th, 2005, 05:14 AM
hello again, evil bill the cat.
All Hail Bill the Cat! Hallowed is Bill the Cat!

wormhole93
November 26th, 2005, 05:16 AM
All Hail Bill the Cat! Hallowed is Bill the Cat!
what is it with you and that stupid cat?? :mad:

wormhole93
November 26th, 2005, 05:17 AM
booooo hisss

Superstargate
November 26th, 2005, 07:43 AM
Thor: Ya know what would be really cool? Me kickin' some replicator booty
with a vengence man. I mean it would be like "Thor Srikes Back!".

Oranos
November 26th, 2005, 01:07 PM
Thor: Ya know what would be really cool? Me kickin' some replicator booty
with a vengence man. I mean it would be like "Thor Srikes Back!".

Whatever happened to the Revenge of the Replicators?

Maltrancko
November 26th, 2005, 04:29 PM
Whatever happened to the Revenge of the Replicators?


Don't be stupid that was episode 3...

wormhole93
November 27th, 2005, 07:25 AM
Sam: Duh...

Jack: Ooo, pick me, pick me!

Teal'c: I'm gonna kick your little beeee-hind!

Daniel: What's coffee?

chyron
November 27th, 2005, 07:33 AM
Jack: I'm concerned about the cultural ramifications of the continued trading of conflict diamonds in Africa in spite of the numerous UN and international sanctions against the practice. I'm terrified if the practice is not brought to an end that the inter-tribal conflicts that exist within Africa will perpetuate the ongoing genocide of the innocents caught in the middle of the various tribal wars.

wormhole93
November 27th, 2005, 08:57 AM
Sam: Whateveeer.

Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman
November 27th, 2005, 10:06 AM
Vala: Oh my goodness, look at that shirt! The one with the sweet little flowers and the lovely lace around the collar! Oh, how nice! It'll look great with my beige skirt, the one that reaches my ankles, that I love so much. I must have it! Do you think Daniel will think I'm a ...you know...*blush* if I wear it?

wormhole93
November 27th, 2005, 10:20 AM
Daniel: oh, Valaaaa?
Vala: *sigh* not now, Daniel.

TechnoWraith
November 27th, 2005, 11:13 AM
Replicator: We are in need of specific technology: namely anything with a 386processor, 4 Mb of RAM, 20 Mb Hard drive, 9600 baud modem, and any Windows 3.1 or lower operating system.

Chevron Guy: Oh crap, I dialed the wrong number! Wait! Stop! Don't through the gate! Tell them to wait!

Hive Queen Wraith: (To Major Sheppard) I need a ride to the movies, and my dart is in the garage. So can i hitch a ride on your puddlejumper? I'll even pay you, too.

jazz!
November 27th, 2005, 11:17 AM
..............
Chevron Guy: Oh crap, I dialed the wrong number! Wait! Stop! Don't through the gate! Tell them to wait!
............

lol!


Jack: So I was on GateWorld last night and.................:eek:



JMallozzi: OK! so here we go: Before I tell you about the Furlings let me answer as to when Jack's going to re-join SG1. I'll then explain reasoning of how the Crystal Skull will reappear and then the where abouts of the Nox and the current state of the Tollans..................

chyron
November 27th, 2005, 11:25 AM
Chevron Guy: Oh crap, I dialed the wrong number! Wait! Stop! Don't through the gate! Tell them to wait!

(for that matter)

Chevron Guy: Information? I need the gate address for the Tolan homeworld.
411: We have multiple listings for that address. Do you know which system its in?

iLemon
November 27th, 2005, 11:48 AM
Rodney: I am a penguin
Weir:...

PartyLikeIts1984
November 27th, 2005, 12:01 PM
Rodney: I am a penguin
Weir:...

Hee.

Hive Queen: I wanna redecorate. I'm thinking bright colors, some reds and oranges...maybe a bit of white. Anyone know where the closest Ikea is?

wormhole93
November 27th, 2005, 12:52 PM
Hive Queen: I wanna redecorate. I'm thinking bright colors, some reds and oranges...maybe a bit of white. Anyone know where the closest Ikea is?
Sheppard: oh, take main street and go to the crab nebula. look to your left and three gas giants should be there. you want the middle one.
Weir: *looks at him strangly*
Sheppard: what?

Maltrancko
November 29th, 2005, 01:31 AM
Teal'c at Nightclub grabs a mike and sings

Y'all gon' make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me go all out up in here, up in here
Y'all gon' make me act a FOOL up in HERE, up in here
Y'all gon' make me lose my cool up in here, up in here

And thinks **where am I up in? How can one be up in somewhere?**

Then Jackson joins in and sings

Oh ****, shake that ass ma, move it like a gypsy
Stop, woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING
Stop, woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING
Now drop it looooow and let me see your hips SWING
Down to the floooor now let me see your hips SWING
Down to the floooor now let me see your hips SWING

Thinks ** OMG Im finally cool!**

Then Carter steps it down a notch and grabs jack and sings

Meet me at the alter in my white dress
We ain't get no younger we might as well do it
Been feelin' you all the while sir I must confess
General let's just get married I just want to get married!

Thinks **omg that was soooooo stupid!**

God I'm such a dreamer lol


Maltrancko thinks **what a crap post!**

chyron
November 29th, 2005, 06:24 AM
Rodney: I am a penguin reincarnated.

Boobala
November 30th, 2005, 07:25 AM
...

Then Carter steps it down a notch and grabs jack and sings

Meet me at the alter in my white dress
We ain't get no younger we might as well do it
Been feelin' you all the while sir I must confess
General let's just get married I just want to get married!

Thinks **omg that was soooooo stupid!**

God I'm such a dreamer lol


Maltrancko thinks **what a crap post!**


not a crap post........dreamers are good............

I wish jack and sam would get married............

waiting for this

Sam: Sir, Jack.......Marry me now or I'll kill you
Jack: *speechless*
Rodney: I think I'm gonna die.....*mumbling*
Sam: Jack?
Jack: Okay, sure.........Carter.......Marry me?.......*drools uncontrolably*
Rodney: Yep I'm dead now........*dies*
Sam: Jack and I sitting in a tree K I S S I N G.......and we are so making babies.........

Ashman
November 30th, 2005, 07:45 AM
Rodney: I am confused could you please help me?
Daniel Jackson: its all greek to me...

DragonGate
November 30th, 2005, 10:07 AM
Sheppard: McKay, you are a genius and the smartest person on Atlantis.
Weir: I fully agree with Colonel Sheppard. You deserve a Nobel Prize when we return to Earth.
McKay: (bashfully) Oh, now, you two don't mean that. You're just trying to make me feel better.

TechnoWraith
November 30th, 2005, 10:12 AM
Sheppard: Prepare an Away team.
Ford: I need my phaser! Someone lost my phaser!
Rodney: Well tell engineering that i need the warp drive thrust coil adjusted right now! Or else the Away team's going aboslutely no where!
Dr. Weir: We don't have photon torpedos around here, do we?
Dr. Beckett: How do you operate this medical tricorder? It has four on switches!

wormhole93
December 1st, 2005, 01:02 PM
Carter: DUH!!

chyron
December 1st, 2005, 03:44 PM
Sam: Vala, Janet and I are having a slumber party at my house, wanta come?
Vala (giggling): Are we going to paint our nails?
Sam: Yes
Vala: Are we put on mud masks?
Janet: Yes
Vala: Are we going to make prank phone calls?
Sam & Janet (giggling): Yes!
Vala: Are we going to kidnap one of the guys and have our way with him...
Sam, Janet, & Vala (together): Yessss!!!!

DrGemini2405
December 2nd, 2005, 03:17 AM
Jack: "during every permutation of the Y axis..."
Daniel: "ah screw this translation - I hate Sha're; Futurama's on!"
Carter: "well, I chose looks, you chose books."
Hammond: "Captain/Major, let the Colonel speak!"
Teal'c: "Zippety doo dah..."
Weir: "ok, Senator Kinsey... go ahead."
Janet: "oh, screw it! You can look after yourselves for once!"

Ascended Times.2
December 2nd, 2005, 03:27 AM
Mckay: "Wanna choco bar?"
Teal'c: "Gu baba Weird Walrus purple dancing pants!" (No one would say that...)
Sheppard: "Damn, I was hoping to die yesterday to!"
Ronen: "Dreadlocks suck."
Teyla: "It's fun to mess with the Wraith heads!"
Walter: "Nope. Not gonna dial! Gimme a promotion!"
Siler: "Sir, you suck at everything!"
Carter: "It's true, all blonds are dumb!"
(And this ones thrown in for the Star Wars fans...)
Landry: "Mitchell, I AM you're father..."
Mitchell: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-continues on for five minutes while crying- ....OOOOO...-lungs explode-
O'Neill: Wasn't Serenity great!? Best movie ever!

(Green to anyone who can spot my descrete advertisement placement!)

DragonGate
December 2nd, 2005, 03:39 AM
Sheppard: Rodney, Ronon, Teyla, Elizabeth, everybody, gather around and I'll tell you everything about my past from Day 1. I was born in a small town named . . .

Ascended Times.2
December 2nd, 2005, 03:43 AM
Sheppard: Rodney, Ronon, Teyla, Elizabeth, everybody, gather around and I'll tell you everything about my past from Day 1. I was born in a small town named . . .

Lol, good one :) You get greened! :D

Zelenka: "Rodneys ALWAYS correct, hell, I may aswell just throw my glasses down in defeat."
Carson: "Damn i'm handsom!"

DrGemini2405
December 2nd, 2005, 05:06 AM
Teal'c: "Who's the black private jaffa who's a s*x machine with all the chicks?! Teal'c! They say this Teal'c is a bad mutha. Shut yo mouth! I'm talking about Teal'c!"

O'Neill: (to Carter after she goes all doctoral on his arse) "So, would that be a polynomic phase sequence, or mononomic?"

Carter: "Chocolate ice cream's on me!"

Daniel: "Jack, f*** off!"

Hammond: "Dr Jackson, do I need to pull rank?!"

Janet: "It's all you can eat morphine today at the infirmary - come on down."

Hammond: "Captain/Major, will you marry me?"

Carter: "Urgh, Physics sucks! Hey Daniel, where can I get an Archaeology degree from?"

Teal'c: "Daniel Jackson, will you marry me?"
Daniel: "Um, er, if I said 'yes', would you release me from this headlock?"

Carter: (to McKay) "Yes, let's forget about Teal'c. It's my round."

McKay: "I was wrong." (apologies if he's actually said that, but he doesn't strike me as that type)

McKay: "Hey, what're we waiting for?! Let's go save Teal'c!"

Carter: (to McKay) "Oh, go f*** a lemon!"

chyron
December 2nd, 2005, 08:29 AM
Carter: "Chocolate ice cream's on me!"
Jack: Carter! There are some things that I'd like to keep just between us.

chyron
December 2nd, 2005, 03:31 PM
Jack: Carter was it that that you're drinking?
Carter: It's liquified ham, turkey, brocolli(sp), salsa and mushrooms.
Jack: Sounds great - Can I have some?
Carter: Certainly, I've got a couple of gallons in the frig.

wormhole93
December 2nd, 2005, 06:26 PM
Teal'c: I'm coocoo for choco puffs!
Carter: They're grrrrreat!

chyron
December 2nd, 2005, 06:35 PM
Sam: Love means never having to say you're sorry.

DragonGate
December 2nd, 2005, 07:08 PM
Jack: (watching Simpsons) You know, on second thought, Burns=Goa'uld doesn't make sense. Carter was right!

wurlitzer153
December 2nd, 2005, 08:48 PM
Sam: (watching Simpsons) You know, on second thought, Burns=Goa'uld does make sense. The Colonel was right!:p

I had to do it!

majorsal
December 2nd, 2005, 10:23 PM
sam: math sucks.
jack: daniel, i love you.
daniel: i feel very special inside when i wear sam's underwear.
teal'c: daniel, i love you.
jonas: i fell in love with teal'c's symbiote. i called her symmie. *sighs*
bra'tac: sonofab***h! that motherf****r goauld made me break a nail!
vala: daniel, i have std. what, you say we never had sex? mitchell, siler, chevron cutie, mitchell again, alien dude, nurse #5, mitchell one more time, landry, lam, someone named... whatever, and half the security staff, i need to tell you something!
janet: i don't feel dead.
hammond: daniel, i love you.
landry: carolyn, shut the hell up and go to your room!
lam: i feel so shy sometimes.
mitchell: want the team back, sam?
everyone: sam, jack, just DO it!


that was fun. :p


sally :D

TechnoWraith
December 2nd, 2005, 10:26 PM
Sheppard: It just occurred to me how much i'm actually developing a liking toward "Steve".

:eek:

**Runs from the sheppy shippers.** ;)

chyron
December 3rd, 2005, 04:22 AM
Sheppard: It just occurred to me how much i'm actually developing a liking toward "Steve".

:eek:

**Runs from the sheppy shippers.** ;) Weir: John, have you considered the possibility that may be you're gay?
Sheppard: But he's compeletely different species?
Weir: Love transcends all boundaries
Sheppard: Where's my skateboard?
Weir: Oh I told Teyla that she could use it
Sheppard: Why?
Weir: Because we couldn't get any firewood from the mainland

Superstargate
December 8th, 2005, 12:19 PM
Jack [to a Jaffa]:If I were to shoot you right now, would it make a difference?
Whould it make my life better?Can't we all just get along?

the fifth man
December 8th, 2005, 12:37 PM
Prior - "You know, I'm really sick of saying 'hallowed are the Ori' all the time. I think from now on I'll go with 'Ori rule, you drool' ".

wormhole93
December 8th, 2005, 01:15 PM
Sam: No, I don't want to create a device to defeat the Goa'uld!

Daniel: The ancients are sooo boring. Let's go shopping!

Tankaras
December 8th, 2005, 01:22 PM
Rodney : Give me a gun I want to help.

chyron
December 8th, 2005, 03:27 PM
Rodney: I knew that went there. My dad told me.

wormhole93
December 8th, 2005, 04:54 PM
Rodney: I need some more batteries, this ZPM thingy isn't working...I think.

Lord Shiva
December 8th, 2005, 05:04 PM
Five: "Hey, guys! I decided to settle down on Earth and make toasters."

Dotus5
December 8th, 2005, 05:24 PM
Ori Prior: I'm really an atheist.

The Nox: I think I'll brush my hair today.

chyron
December 8th, 2005, 06:36 PM
Steve (the Wraith): Got Milk?

Richard Dean Anderson: (At the opening of an electronics store 10 years after SG1 is cancelled )

"By Thor's hammer... what a savings."

Chris Allan
December 10th, 2005, 10:26 AM
Daniel: It's no good Jack, I can't translate it.

Sam: It seems to be a mechanical fault that can't be fixed by shuffling a few crystals about.

Sam: Have you tried just giving it a whack?

McKay: So I took apart a ZedPM and it's just jot a couple of Duracells in it.

Walter: Second Chevron encoded... Uh, what comes next?

Bra'tac: I'm getting too old for this.

Any To'kra: Hey, why don't we try actually doing something against the Goa'uld.

Oma: Hallowed are the Ori.

Naughtrish
December 10th, 2005, 02:20 PM
Ponytail Fluffy Kavanaugh: Dr. Weir, Atlantis couldn't be in better hands :D

RA the sun god
December 10th, 2005, 05:28 PM
shepp: any of u lovleys care for a cuppa tea and bickies????lol:)

teyla:(to shepp)givvus a kiss!!!!lol:)thatl happen...not

mcay:im so dumb....only if he was held at gun point!!!

sam carter: (to mcay)i think ur hott!!! lollollol hahaha thats the best!!

daniel: how do u spell(insert word)...only if he got amnesia...

jack: does my butt look big in this???

tealc: wanna go get some mars bars and hang at yours dude???

tealc: whats goin down in da house???

tealc:bo selecta!!!

chyron
December 10th, 2005, 11:31 PM
Rodney: Gooooooddddd Moorrrning Vietnam!

wormhole93
December 11th, 2005, 07:15 AM
Rodney: Oh, pleeeease can I have Lieutenant Cadman's body back in mine?? She gave such good advice.

Sam: Sorry, sir, I'm going to get a life, now.

jazz!
December 11th, 2005, 09:07 AM
First One:
Gen. Hammond:
Yes. Thank You Mr President. I'll tell them straightaway, sir!

Damn It! People concentrate.
I've just been informed that IT is being me moved-up and we have less than 48hours left to prepare.......
So...A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.............



Another One:
Gen. Hammond (in his office, on the red phone): Hello, Batman!

Lord Shiva
December 11th, 2005, 09:19 AM
Kavanaugh to Weir: "I wrote this love ballad for you, sweet Elizabeth!"

jazz!
December 11th, 2005, 04:28 PM
T: Indeedily Doodily Gaterinos! :D

chyron
December 11th, 2005, 07:30 PM
First One:
Gen. Hammond:
Yes. Thank You Mr President. I'll tell them straightaway, sir!

Damn It! People concentrate.
I've just been informed that IT is being me moved-up and we have less than 48hours left to prepare.......
So...A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.............


Sam: Could someone please explain this post to me?

TechnoWraith
December 11th, 2005, 07:37 PM
Dr Frasier: Oh *bleep* *bleep*ing *bleep*! *Bleep*-ing *bleep* of *bleep*-ing *bleeps*. *Bleep* the *bleep*-ing *bleep*! I amputated the wrong leg dammit. Maybe he won't notice.

Superstargate
December 12th, 2005, 05:07 PM
Walter: Sir, the president is here to see you.

Hammond: WHAT!?! Quick,does my head looks shiny enough?

Walter: Shiny as it's ever been sir.

Hammond: Well, just in case, can you rub some polish on it?

Walter: Will do sir.[sqeak sqeak]

Sela
December 12th, 2005, 09:15 PM
Weir to Zelenka: "I want your hot monkey love!"

(It's a sixties hippie flashback thingee...never mind...)

PartyLikeIts1984
December 12th, 2005, 10:15 PM
Wraith (singing): "Wraith...are missunderstood creatures...."

Wait.....

Minigin
December 13th, 2005, 04:36 AM
Teal'c: Indeed, i to sympathise with the Go'uld.
Wraith: Would you please pass me the gravey?
Tollan: We are offering you all our technology.
Anchient: Sure i'll help you. (they never lend a hand grrrrr)
Daniel: Vala and I are getting married.
Jaffa: I can settle down now, have a family and live in peace.

BlobVanDam
December 13th, 2005, 05:58 AM
hope I'm not duplicating any, cos there's a lot to read through (funny stuff!)

Thor: You got pwned, biatch!
Daniel: Let him die, it's not our problem!
Carter: I'm not working on this friggin reactor thingy on my day off! Let's get wasted!
Kinsey: Jack buddy, wanna go golfing this weekend?
Apothis: Y'know Teal'c, I'm coming to really respect your decision to leave.
Anubis: I am not a god! I just have a really cool cape!

Minigin
December 13th, 2005, 06:17 AM
lol there really funny

chyron
December 13th, 2005, 07:35 AM
Wraith Hostes: Mr. Wraith, welcome to my hive ship. Hors d'oeuvres are right here. Be certain to watch our for the boys, they're biting tonight. The blondes are particularly tasty.

Tiret
December 13th, 2005, 12:22 PM
You guys are KILLING me, I can't stop laughing!

;) Here's a couple of follow-ups:



Teal'C: Does this kevlar vest make me look fat?
Carter: Yes.



Anubis - "I know I don't really have a physical form and all, but does this new robe make me look fat?"
Jonas: Yep.



Prior: Hallowed are the teletubies!
Carter: (screaming) AGHHH! Kill them! Kill them all!
Daniel: (eagerly) Will do...



Daniel: Vala, will you make me the happiest man in the galaxy andmarry me?
Vala: Are you kidding?



Senator Kinsey: I've just approved unlimited funds for the Stargate Program.
Jack: Oh sheesh! Cut it out! You're too nice!

jazz!
December 13th, 2005, 01:02 PM
Fred The Furling: Hello!

wormhole93
December 13th, 2005, 01:54 PM
Kinsey: I LOVE what you people do here at Stargate Command! Here's $2.

Hammond: Oh, crap! I ran outta air freshener!! WALTER!!!
Walter: Shut up, sir.

O'Neill: Now, put the gun down and let's have a cup o' tea, shall we?

Korean_Turtle87
December 13th, 2005, 02:10 PM
Any wraith: Sorry for the pain you are about to experience while ur life gets sucked by my hand.

Ronan:I wanna be friends with a wraith

Weir:Let's put a military personell in charge of Atlantis!

McKay:Zelenka, I have you admit, you are the better scientist

Sam:Physics is boring

A system lord: Why did the Jaffa cross the road...?

chyron
December 13th, 2005, 08:08 PM
Sheppard: Rodney, I'd like to apologize
Rodney: Apologize for what?
Sheppard: I threw a grenade down your pants.
Rodney: You did what?
Sheppard: Made you look.

Minigin
December 13th, 2005, 08:35 PM
Jack: Now wait a minute Daniel, lets not be to hastey these ruins could hold significant value.

Wraith: Ill have a side of fries with that.

Daniel: I want a Mothership for my Birthday! Can i please have one jack? please please please?

Anubis: Lets talk about this.

Hammond: Lets Boogie!

TechnoWraith
December 13th, 2005, 09:29 PM
Rodney McKay: I got Samantha an engagement ring. Think she'll like it?

Ronan (to Elia): Can you make me more shep Sandwiches? these things are great!

Dr. Weir: John, I was thinking that maybe you should let Steve be our ambassador for the Wraith. You can take him back to Earth, and explain the qualities of the Wraith to the SGC, and how the Wraith make those Gao'uld's look like wimpy wusses.

Minigin
December 13th, 2005, 09:48 PM
Things a wraith would never say
-im full
-im sick of killing people
-if only i could create life
-hmmm you taste like chicken
-why are you scared of me?
-do you think they'll be pleased to meet me?
-i think im going to have a shower now (^^,)
-teach me more about these "fowers".

Minigin
December 13th, 2005, 09:50 PM
Things a wraith would never say
-im full
-im sick of killing people
-if only i could create life
-hmmm you taste like chicken
-why are you scared of me?
-do you think they'll be pleased to meet me?
-i think im going to have a shower now (^^,)
-teach me more about these "flowers".

White Knight
December 13th, 2005, 11:56 PM
DANIEL: DIE, JAFFA MOTHERF***ER!!!
CARTER: I'm confused. What's a podcatcher?
TEAL'C: Our Father, who art in Heaven...
O'NEILL: I think we should try and negotiate. These are Mongols, likely a descendant of the tribes from south-west China in the early 3rd dynasty, and their weapons appear to be pulse-energy based with a compression coil to funnel the power through a firing mechanism.
HAMMOND: We can't risk waiting. Close the iris.
FRASIER: Yeah, something's wrong with him. Whatever.
JONAS: [something plausably likeable]
MITCHELL: How great am I? I am soooo good 'cause of all the cool things I've done.
VALA: I'm looking for a relationship that's about more than just sex.

skritsys
December 14th, 2005, 04:28 AM
Teyla: Colonel Sheppard, I find you irresistible.
Sheppard: Why thank you, Teyla.
Weir: Sheppard, would you mind reporting to my quarters?
Sheppard: With pleasure. Do you mind if I bring Teyla?

Minigin
December 14th, 2005, 05:51 AM
Teal'c: Bow down to me! Jaffa Kree!

Anubis: I am in the proccess of developing a new technology. The Yellow Cape of Doom!!!!!!!!!!

Apothis: I accept your appology now lets get back to conquering the gallaxy one kree at a time.

Jaffa: KREE KREE KREE i just love saying that word... KREEEEE KREEEE KREE

Qtyled
December 14th, 2005, 05:58 AM
Things they would never ever ever say:

Ashkillalunalilualibah!

jazz!
December 14th, 2005, 06:57 AM
Any Alien Race:

A foregin Language: eg:Bonjour!

( they only speak english :p)

iLemon
December 14th, 2005, 09:16 AM
Teal'c: I'm feeling supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

chyron
December 14th, 2005, 10:45 AM
Things a wraith would never say
-im full
-im sick of killing people
-if only i could create life
-hmmm you taste like chicken
-why are you scared of me?
-do you think they'll be pleased to meet me?
-i think im going to have a shower now (^^,)
-teach me more about these "flowers".
Steve, the Wraith: What is an Oprah?
Hive Queen: I do not know, but it sounds tasty.

chyron
December 14th, 2005, 10:52 AM
Rodney: Does this gun belt make me look too sexy?

Rodney: Elizabeth, I've got great news!
Dr. Weir: What is it Rodney?
Rodney: Look, my chest hair has started growing!

skritsys
December 14th, 2005, 11:13 AM
Daniel: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?

wormhole93
December 14th, 2005, 01:30 PM
Sam: There are 8 Ha'taks heading for earth at this very moment.
Jack: But there is good news.
Sam: What?
Jack: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

chyron
December 14th, 2005, 01:54 PM
Daniel: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?
OMA: If you know the path to ascencion, it is your choice to hula it.

Terrah
December 14th, 2005, 02:38 PM
O'NEILL:
The harmonic oscillator is one of the most important examples in classical and quantum mechanics. In one dimension harmonic oscillations occur when a particle experiences a restoring force proportional to the displacement from a fixed position. The concept of harmonic oscillators has proven to be useful to describe the motion of for instance pendulums, vibrating strings, individual atoms in molecules and in crystals and, on a more abstract level, the electromagnetic field. Whenever the forces between particles are linear functions of the relative displacements the motion of the particles can always be analyzed in terms of harmonic oscillators. Consider a particle of mass m oscillating in one dimension. The restoring force acting on the particle is F = -kx, where k is called the force or spring constant. This force derives from the potential energy V = kx2 / 2 through F = -dV / dx = -kx. Examples of the motion of a quantum particle in a two-dimensional harmonic potential are shown below. Note that in one of the movies the wave packet changes with time in one direction only. The wave function for the other direction was chosen to be a stationary state.
So Carter, what do you think?

Carter:
What?

wormhole93
December 14th, 2005, 05:31 PM
Chevron Guy: Chevron 1 encoded...chevron 2 encoded...chevron...uh...sir, what comes after 2?
Hammond: 5, duh.

Maltrancko
December 15th, 2005, 12:55 AM
Walter: Chevron 1 wiki wiki wiki break it down Hammond G!
Hammond: Yo yo Yo!
Major Davis: Sup ma niggz?

chyron
December 15th, 2005, 02:32 AM
Any Ancient:I have just returned from the future. Our descendents have created something called an 8Track tape.

Minigin
December 15th, 2005, 06:32 AM
Wraith: I feel like chicken tonight.
Mckay: I'm not the chicken am I?

Teal'c: enter o'neill, i have just aquired a new technology. "Counter Strike".
Jack: Thats great Teal'c. you wouldnt happen to have any pictures of carter on that would you?

wormhole93
December 15th, 2005, 05:20 PM
Teal'c: How's about another round of Goa'uld-opoly?!
Jack: Not now, T, I'm too busy studying this very interesting piece of Ancient technology.
Sam: I'll play!
Daniel: Meeeeee, too!
Hammond: I like playing games instead of filling out important files on how to keep the stargate program running.

Superstargate
December 16th, 2005, 03:56 AM
Apophis: Jaffa,do not labor yourselves in building that weapon that is key to defeating the Tar'i.Come,have some muffins.

Minigin
December 16th, 2005, 06:48 PM
What Fraiser would never say.

- right its time i had a vacation
- god damnit i think i killed him.
- hmmm i could use an ax to CHOP HIS HEART OUT OF HIS CHEAST!
- General Hammond. Your looking very... shiney today... you know i could fix that with time and commitment!
- may the force be with us
- OMG ITS A SPLIT NAIL! GET A TOK'RA SYMBIOT IN HERE NOW!!!

Brad84cnc
December 16th, 2005, 08:24 PM
Sam is asked to help solve a life threatening problem

Sam: Hold on a minute while i get my "Science for Idiots" Book

Maltrancko
December 17th, 2005, 04:49 PM
Sam: Hey Rodney you're looking sexy today

Teyla : Any actually relevant to the conversation

Hammond : You know those Shine-o Ball-o really does work

Teal'c : O'Neill, that Head and Shoulders really works for me my scalp is so shiny and dandruff free I'm going to do a commercial for it and feature on a website as a signature

Jack: Me too T, this new Just for Men Dulux is great, I have a date wth Sam tonight, finally!

Sam: I have a commercial coming soon, but I'm not telling you wat it's for!

Daniel: yea me too, but knowing my luck it will make me look gay

chyron
December 17th, 2005, 05:10 PM
Sam(singing):
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Minigin
December 18th, 2005, 01:17 AM
Sam(singing):
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Teal'c: what is a sashes?
O'neill: its a thing that carter looks great in.
Teal'c: i wish to try one on!
Daniel: i dont think that would be very appropriate Teal'c!
Teal'c: Daniel Kree! GET ME ONE NOW!
Hammond: hmm whats for lunch?

wormhole93
December 18th, 2005, 06:07 AM
Teal'c: Somewheeere, over the stargate, way up high.
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby.
Somewheeeere, over the stargate, skies are blue.
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come truuuue.
Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the Goa'uld are far
Behiiiind meeee.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the Al'kesh tops.
That's where you'll fiiiind meee.
Somewheeere, over the stargate, Ha'taks fly.
Ships fly over the stargate,
Why then-- oh, why can't I?
If happy little Gliders fly beyond the stargate,
Why, oh why can't I?
:rolleyes:

Pharaoh Atem
December 18th, 2005, 06:14 AM
Hammond- i'm joing the NID
Jack simpsons suck :S
Sam how does the wormhole work again:(
Jonas. i forgot my car keys
Teal'c can i have some milk or beer:rolleyes:
Daniel the hell with everything let those people die it the right thing to do. :eek:

chyron
December 18th, 2005, 02:51 PM
Vala: I think that I'm a cat person.

Everyone clears throats and looks away doing everything to avoid making eye contact with her.

Tiret
December 18th, 2005, 05:57 PM
Carter: I can't get enough of shopping! Oooo...just look at that necklace! But it's way out of my price range! Do you think we could sneak it out of the store?
Vala: Oh, Carter, you mustn't! That would be stealing!

Daniel: I wanna blow something up. Got any C4?
Teal'c: I do not, Daniel Jackson. I do know of something that you may wish to blow up.
Daniel: What?
Teal'c: Your collection of books.
Daniel: Wow, oh yeah! That'll work great! Thanks, Teal'c! [runs off in a hurry]

Carter: Oh, Jack! I just love you! Can't we get married soon?
O'Neill: Sorry, Sam. The thing is...I've got my eye on someone else now.
Carter: What!? Who?
O'Neill: Vala Mal Duran.
Daniel: NOOO!!! She's MINE!
Vala: Oh dear! You mustn't all fight over me...it's all just too much!
Carter: I'll KILL YOU! You..... [advancing on Vala]
Vala: I think I'm going to faint!
Daniel: Don't worry Vala! I'll protect you!
O'Neill: Not as well as I can!

jazz!
December 19th, 2005, 02:25 AM
Jack: I'm back! :(
- I caught a Fish!
- Hey, I'm being serious here!

Carter: Oh, screw you Martouf! screw you Orlin! screw you Pete! screw you Jack! In fact, I give-up, screw you Men! :D

Shep: How do you use this thing again?
McKay: Sheesh! For the last time: Point and shoot!

Beckett: It's "Wear a Kilt to Work Day", what do you think?

Siler: Please don't shoot me!

Jaffa Guard #332: Jaffa Stop, I mean - Kree!

Jack & Sam: They said WHAT on Gateworld?

mother-goose
December 19th, 2005, 02:49 AM
SAM: (looking at some sort of new devicey thing), what in gods name is this for?

JACK: stop shooting, STOP SHOOTING, GOD NO DONT BLOW THAT UP!!

chyron
December 19th, 2005, 03:03 AM
Carter: I can't get enough of shopping! Oooo...just look at that necklace! But it's way out of my price range! Do you think we could sneak it out of the store?
Oh wait, I forgot that I've got a P-90 right here in my purse.



Daniel: I wanna blow something up. Got any C4?
Teal'c: I do not, Daniel Jackson. I do know of something that you may wish to blow up.
Daniel: What?
Teal'c: Your collection of books.
Daniel: Wow, oh yeah! That'll work great! Thanks, Teal'c! [runs off in a hurry]
Here let's start with Farhenheit(sp?) 451.



Carter: Oh, Jack! I just love you! Can't we get married soon?
O'Neill: Sorry, Sam. The thing is...I've got my eye on someone else now.
Carter: What!? Who? I'm pregnant with your baby
Carter (to herself): Or is it Rodney's?

Ascended Times.2
December 19th, 2005, 03:51 AM
Caldwell: "Engage Warp drives!"
Shep, Rodney, Weir, Teyla and Ronan: "WHAT!?"
Caldwelll: "Oh, sorry, wrong show..."

Rodney: "I absolutely, positively, swear my life on it, couldn't describe it enough, HATE BLONDS!"
Carter: "Yaaay! Go Mckay, go Mckay, go Mckay!"
O'Neill: "Mitchell, you're a better me and than I could ever be!"
Mitchell: "Shut the *Censored* up dude."

Vala: "Here, have everything I just stole, infact, have my concelaed weapons aswell!"
Wraith#2833: "Jaffa, Kree!"
Jaffa #246: "MMM....Human..."

Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman
December 19th, 2005, 06:41 AM
Radek: I'm dropping physics and taking up surfing!

Rodney: ARRRGH! DIE YOU FILTHY SCUM! DIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Liz: I don't like you! You're a mean poopy-head!

mother-goose
December 19th, 2005, 06:46 AM
Vala: Oh god there are too many men in this place!