Oh, I haven't seen space race! And I didn't remember she said it in New Order. My bad.
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Jack O'Neill: Where's MacGuyver when you need him.
ROTFLMyOwnAO!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Thor: I'm singing in the rain! I'm singing in the rain
Any Wraith: Erm yeah I'll have the a Large fries a coke and a Mchuman, oh and some asguard mcnuggets, not too many though I'm trying to watch my figure.Please do me a huge favour and help me be with the love of my life.
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Weir: John I think this base needs a serious shake up with all this sexual tension, you know the whole being stuck on a lonely planet on those cold nights and I'm just rambling aren't I?
Steve: So Shep, who won the Superbowl? That's right you don't know coz ur stuck on this stupid base! Mwahahahahahaha
Rodney: Zalenka! God I love your work, you know we should really write a book!
Carter: Sir, those chocolates and flowers in my room, are you trying to hint at something?
**Sound of gunshot and body hitting ground**
Daniel: I think what Teal'c was trying to suggest is IS IT SO GOD DAMN OBVIOUS!!!!!
**Ronan takes photo of Teal'c to John and hands him scissors**
Ronan: I wanna look like him John, pleeeeeeeeease?
God I had some good ones for Teyla but this place is PG!
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Teyla: Tyra Banks! [snaps fingers] You're going down baby!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Carter: ooo, what does this thingy do? *naquada reactor starts to overload* oops, my bad, hee hee.
Jack: i want a science kit for Christmas! oh, and a couple books on quantum physics, please.
Daniel: is there anything ELSE to do except read boring texts on the secrets of the universe?! and what about these "ancient" people, huh?! what's so special about them?
Teal'c: oh, get outta the way! the Oprah show's on!!Gone Fission
"He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."
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Jack to Sam: Hubba Hubba
Teal'c:*New Jersey accent* youw're such a dowll
Thor: oh, NOW you're tellin' me I'm steerin' the ship?! great, how do ya work this piece a junk?
Daniel: I'm soooooo interested in quantam physics. just HOW do they DO IT?! it's really fascinating, i say. uh huh uh huh.
Sam: does my hair look okay? this gun is too heavy. Jaaack, can you hold it for me?Gone Fission
"He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."
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Thor (with a lollipop): Who loves ya' baby!*
*Kojak reference for those of yall born in the 70's and/or not from the US."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by P-90_177Carter to Felger: You want to go out some time?
Which, whether true or not, would be a bit surreal to hear.
~SarahCall me Sarah . . .- Anti-plaid (pro P.L.A.I.D. )
- Songwriter, screencapper, canon shipper, and fan of minor characters
- Trek forever!
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Carter: Pardon me, I just farted.
Daniel: Sam, did you borrow my epilady again?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Daniel: I'm giving up coffee. That's it. No more coffee for me.
Doci: Hallowed are the Tauri
Sam: Rodney (McKay), I find you very sexy.
Vala: Daniel, get your hands off my bum. You're such a pervert.
Mitchell: What? SG-1 is hovering over Antarctia in a Cargo Ship with Anubis' ship approaching along with many gliders? Yeah....so what? Why should I care? Let them die.
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