Sam: Does this bullet proof vest make me look fat?
Sheppard: Rodney, how do you wear those thongs without having them ride up? Mine's killing me.
Sheppard: Rodney, how do you wear those thongs without having them ride up? Mine's killing me.
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"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms. -
OMG OMG OMG that is soooooooo dang funny!! Green your wayOriginally posted by chyron
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Mitchell: "How did I get stuck with SG-1?! I want a new team."
Dr. Beckett: "Oh, just let Dr. Weir die. It's not my fault she got sick."
Sheppard: "You know, the Wraith aren't that bad. Why can't we all just get along?"
Daniel: "Jack, studying the Ancients is sooo boring. Can't we go fishing or something."
Jack: "Fishing is so over rated!"
Carter: "You know, Thor's kinda hot."
Mitchell: "Whoa, Dr. Lam you're looking fine tonight."
Thor: "Asexual reproduction sucks!"Andromeda Fate
Something you need to ask yourself everyday, with every decision - WWMD "What Would McKay Do?"
"In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you" - Teal'c
"Go suck a lemon!" - Carter
"Like everyone else, I lived in a house bricked up with seconds and minutes, weekends and New Year's Days, and I never went outside until I died, because there was no other door. Now I know that I could have walked through the walls." - Peter S. Beagle
"I hope your apple pie is frickin' worth it!" - SupernaturalComment
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Sheppard: Gateship 1 ready for launch.
Apophis: I'll have a BigMac to go, hold the pickle.
Landry: Vala, you'd make such a better leader, please take over.
Sheppard: I wanna be a Major again.
Jack: I love the Tok'Ra.Last edited by da_hippie; 17 November 2005, 11:26 AM.* Always remember - You are unique, just like everyone else. *
* Avoid employing unlucky people, throw half of the CVs in the bin without reading them. *
Lost City, Part 2 - The Gateworld best ep S1-7
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Teyla: Do you always have to look at my backside?
Ronon: Well, you are the only decent looking female.Comment
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Sheppard: Ronon, I really want to go to your hairdresser.
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Baal - "Jack, I'm sorry I was such a d*** to you all those times. And about the whole torture thing too."
Jack - "Oh, forget about it. Consider it water under the bridge. Want to go have a beer?"
Baal - "Thought you'd never ask."sigpic
MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
"...phu...ah..."
"Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
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Thor: Hottub party anyone? No clothes needed.
Chevron Guy: Die Cardassian Die!
Teal'c: Surely you cannot be serious.
(Repeated often to which everyone replies)
Yes - and don't call me Shirly.
Vala (to Daniel): I am a man.
Daniel: I faked my phD - I'm not really a learned archeologist. I'm actually a shoe salesman from Kansas doing some acting on the side.
Jack: I'm a member of Mensa.
Sam: I'm not a member of Mensa.
...and the one that EVERYONE wants to hear...
Joe Mallozzi (Producer): The Furlings will make a grand entrance in the finale for Season 9 and play a key role throughout Season 10."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Yeah, we'll definitely never hear that one.Originally posted by chyron
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MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
"...phu...ah..."
"Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
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For that matter...Originally posted by the fifth manOriginally Posted by chyron
Joe Mallozzi (Producer): The Furlings will make a grand entrance in the finale for Season 9 and play a key role throughout Season 10.
Yeah, we'll definitely never hear that one.
Joe Mallozzi: Depending on how things go with Season 10, we're going to have a 3rd franchise - Stargate: The Furling Chronicles."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Mitchell - "Jackson, where the hell are we?"
Daniel - "Well, if I'm not mistaken, I think we just gated to the planet Cybertron."
Mitchell - "Cool!"sigpic
MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
"...phu...ah..."
"Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
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Daniel: There are very few problems that a 2 gigaton nuke won't solve.The truth is out there. Getting there, well thats a whole different can of worms.Comment
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Anubis - "I know I don't really have a physical form and all, but does this new robe make me look fat?"sigpic
MS - "Boy, wow that's a great question!"
"...phu...ah..."
"Anyone know what SENTIENT means???"
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Don't green it unless you mean it.Comment
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Jack: Wormhole physics dictates that matter can only travel one way, through an open wormhole.
Daniel: I'd rather drink a vanilla shake, and eat a burger, than unravel the myteries of the Ancients.
Carter: What is Pi?
Teal'c: A rose by any other name, would still smell as sweet!
Vala Mal Doran: I prefer an intellectual conversation, over meaningless sex, and countless treasure.
Teyla: I'm a lesbian!
Ronon: The true reason I was running from the Wraith, is because the Hive queen I married, turned out to be a man.
Weir: I think we should nuke the Genaii.
Rodney: I'm a pompous, egotistical, meglomaniac, with no understanding of science.
Dr. Beckett: I'm not really Scottish.
Caldwell: I'm a brown nose, take a gander if you must.
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