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    #91
    Because they needed to get back to their own series: Ford in Hitchhiker's and Beckett in Bugs.

    Did Jen Hailey ever make an SG team as promised?
    Yepp, it's blank down here.

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      #92
      Originally posted by Tracy Jane
      Did Jen Hailey ever make an SG team as promised?
      Duh! Of course she did. But the team got eaten by Wraiths.

      Do wraiths have toothbrushes?

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        #93
        Duh! Course not. They don't need to brush - they don't really eat.

        Bambi's mum or bambi's dad?
        Yepp, it's blank down here.

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          #94
          Originally posted by Tracy Jane
          Duh! Course not. They don't need to brush - they don't really eat.

          Bambi's mum or bambi's dad?
          DUH!
          Bambi's dad* which of course means that Bambi's mum**.

          *[dead with an English accent]
          **[not speaking]

          What would Urgo think if he were still in Jack & Sam's head and they got married and had an intimate encounter?
          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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            #95
            Duh! He’d have such an explosive orgasm that he’d burst into a cloud of dissimilated atomic particles.

            Why can’t I find the remote to watch some SG shows and what did you do with it? (or is that uncomfortable feeling because I sat on it)
            Help! I'm standing up and I can't fall down!

            "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (PB)

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              #96
              Why can’t I find the remote to watch some SG shows and what did you do with it? (or is that uncomfortable feeling because I sat on it)
              Duh! I'm currently using it as a GDO

              Bambi's dad* which of course means that Bambi's mum**.

              *[dead with an English accent]
              **[not speaking]
              Clever answer, but dad does not sound the same as dead. The "a" sound in received pronunciation is produced with your tongue lower in the mouth and further back than the "e" sound. I would say that Americans are more likely to confuse vowel sounds... there seems to be little differenciation between the names Kerry and Carrie, or the name Tara and word Terra.

              Most English people would produced the word dad with a very low "a" sound, much more like the German in "mann", especially where I'm from in the midlands.

              Sorry for the lecture. I'm a linguistics specialist.

              Anyway, Why does the Atlantis gate look like a cheap, cheesy cartoon rip off of the sg1 gate?
              Yepp, it's blank down here.

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                #97
                Originally posted by Tracy Jane
                Duh! I'm currently using it as a GDO



                Clever answer, but dad does not sound the same as dead. The "a" sound in received pronunciation is produced with your tongue lower in the mouth and further back than the "e" sound. I would say that Americans are more likely to confuse vowel sounds... there seems to be little differenciation between the names Kerry and Carrie, or the name Tara and word Terra.

                Most English people would produced the word dad with a very low "a" sound, much more like the German in "mann", especially where I'm from in the midlands.

                Sorry for the lecture. I'm a linguistics specialist.

                Anyway, Why does the Atlantis gate look like a cheap, cheesy cartoon rip off of the sg1 gate?

                Duh! The Ancients were running short on money!

                Why does Atlantis require three ZPM's to run at full power?

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                  #98
                  Duh! One for each dimention. Length, height and depth.

                  What's the 'gate's gas mileage?
                  "Do you people practice being vague?"

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by Tracy Jane
                    Duh! I'm currently using it as a GDO



                    Clever answer, but dad does not sound the same as dead. The "a" sound in received pronunciation is produced with your tongue lower in the mouth and further back than the "e" sound. I would say that Americans are more likely to confuse vowel sounds... there seems to be little differenciation between the names Kerry and Carrie, or the name Tara and word Terra.

                    Most English people would produced the word dad with a very low "a" sound, much more like the German in "mann", especially where I'm from in the midlands.

                    Sorry for the lecture. I'm a linguistics specialist.

                    Anyway, Why does the Atlantis gate look like a cheap, cheesy cartoon rip off of the sg1 gate?
                    How did I know that a Brit posted this? At any rate saying Bambi's Dad can sound like your saying Bambi's Dead with an accent. which was the point.

                    We now return you to our regularlly scheduled Stupid Question, Please Continue the Idiociy!
                    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                      Originally posted by solar wind
                      What's the 'gate's gas mileage?
                      Duh! It's like 30,000,000,000 miles to the gallon. Helloooo... you should know that by now.

                      Why blue lighting for Steve and Bob's cages?

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                        Originally posted by TechnoWraith
                        Duh! It's like 30,000,000,000 miles to the gallon. Helloooo... you should know that by now.

                        Why blue lighting for Steve and Bob's cages?
                        Duh! Because White Lightening is foul, foul, foul (only done it once, phew!)

                        How could the REAL chief of staff spare time to be in SG1 when America was bullying, I mean at war with, other countries?
                        Yepp, it's blank down here.

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                          Originally posted by Tracy Jane
                          Duh! Because White Lightening is foul, foul, foul (only done it once, phew!)

                          How could the REAL chief of staff spare time to be in SG1 when America was bullying, I mean at war with, other countries?
                          DUH! Because his secretary put it on his calendar.

                          If a Wraith were to be horribily burned, loose two arms and placed into a cybernetic body to live a la Darth Vader, would he still be able to suck life using his cybernetic arms?
                          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                            Duh! With wraith technology anything is possible!

                            What if the wraith could ascend?
                            Yepp, it's blank down here.

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                              Originally posted by Tracy Jane
                              Duh! With wraith technology anything is possible!

                              What if the wraith could ascend?
                              Then anubis is in BIG trouble.

                              What if the wraith who ascended met Daniel while he was ascended?

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                                Oh! Brain Overload!
                                Yepp, it's blank down here.

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