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Pent up frustration after vainly holding out for Carter.
If Daniel's Christmas gift is "Oma for dummies", Jack's Christmas gift is "Technobabble for dummies" and Teal'c's Christmas gift is "Sarcasm for Beginners" what should we get Sam?
How to dumb down your speech or fishing 101.
WHy does Teal'c have the hair thing going now?
Duh! That means they haven't been paying the electric bill again!
Are there DVD players in Atlantis?
DUH! Yes, but they can't get any DVD's to play since there's not a Region Pegasus when it comes to DVD manufacturerers.
(as to What does Jack do now?)
DUH! He sits around with a bunch of elderly ladies playing Canasta and drinking lemonade.
What would happen if Chevron Guy got laryngitis and couldn't announce 'CHEVRON 7 ENGAGED'? Would SG1 still know that they could go through the gate?
"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
[QUOTE]What would happen if Chevron Guy got laryngitis and couldn't announce 'CHEVRON 7 ENGAGED'? Would SG1 still know that they could go through the gate?
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Duh! Sam would have to fill in. Failing that, the SGC would fall apart.
What would happen if Chevron Guy got laryngitis and couldn't announce 'CHEVRON 7 ENGAGED'? Would SG1 still know that they could go through the gate?
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Duh! Sam would have to fill in. Failing that, the SGC would fall apart.
Are the cameras really everywhere on base?
Duh! Course they are, that's why the team never does anything ON base.
What type of computer operating system does the SGC use?
Why isn't there a Put-Put Golf course at the SGC? Breifings would be so much more fun with an animatronic, golf ball eating clown head!
Duh! Of course there's one. It's in the basement. But the last hole ends outside the elevator on level 27. You have to hit the ball into the elevator, send it up to level 27, and have the ball roll out the elevator into the little hole.
Could Jack ever make a hole-in-one on the last hole of the put-put golf-course?
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