The Funiest line in Season 8 Premier

[Greybro]

"Indeed, for some."

I don't know why, but after watching this ep 3 times that line just cracked me up everytime.

A close contender would have to be Jack sayings "Who's your daddy?"

[elhSG1]

"Who's your daddy?!?!" was my favorite, I hear it was an ad-lib by RDA.

Also, the scene with the team at the end had some great stuff, need more scenes like that one.

[the dancer of spaz]

This is kinda paraphrased, but:

"Hey, if you don't take the job, we could end up with someone MUCH worse..."

Beat of awkward silence.

"... OK... That didn't come out right."

Ah man... if that woman doesn't have open-mouth-insert-foot syndrome as badly as Daniel and Jack sometimes, I don't know who does. :D

[gange57]

Mine isn't exactly a line, but more of a "Ha, fooled ya!" I thought the conversation between Weir and Jackson was hilarious when they were discussing the Goauld representatives. When Yu was mentioned, I immediately thought, "Here we go again with another Yu joke," but when Jackson immediately put the clamp on any possible joke, I busted out laughing. It was something along the lines of, "Seriously, this has been beaten to death." Hilarious.

[Chirp]

There are so many, but the one that sticks in my mind, is when Jack awakes and ask Thor for an asprine. Then Jack and Daniel volly back and forth with yes and no. The hair bit with Teal'c, the look he has, like leave my hair out of this conversation. :eek:

[Greybro]

There are so many, but the one that sticks in my mind, is when Jack awakes and ask Thor for an asprine. Then Jack and Daniel volly back and forth with yes and no. The hair bit with Teal'c, the look he has, like leave my hair out of this conversation. :eek: Yeah, that was great! remember laughing out loud at the hair bit, twice.

[Anthro Girl]

"What's up with the hair?" was a great one. As was this one:

O'Neill: Repeat after me. I, insert name...

Carter: I, Samantha Carter...
All in all, a great show with all the great Stargate elements!

[Elitenova]

Daniel: What the last thing you remember?

Jack: Something about Twins Teal'c what's with the hair?

Thor: O'Neill, your memories will come back in a few days.

Jack: Thor buddy, do you have aspirin? Teal'c what's with the hair?

[Anthro Girl]

I forgot O'Neill's "I've spent my whole life, sticking it to the man. If I do this, I'll be the man. I don't think I can be the man."

Now, that was a classic! I have gigglefits everytime I think of it because it's such a great line. :D :D :D

[the adventurer]

Daniel: What the last thing you remember?

Jack: Something about Twins Teal'c what's with the hair?

Thor: O'Neill, your memories will come back in a few days.

Jack: Thor buddy, do you have aspirin? Teal'c what's with the hair?

That's the one.

[Stargate Agent]

This is kinda paraphrased, but:

"Hey, if you don't take the job, we could end up with someone MUCH worse..."

Beat of awkward silence.

"... OK... That didn't come out right."



This one is my favorite :cool:

[greytop]

Daniel: What the last thing you remember?

Jack: Something about Twins Teal'c what's with the hair?

Thor: O'Neill, your memories will come back in a few days.

Jack: Thor buddy, do you have aspirin? Teal'c what's with the hair?
Mine too.

[VirtualCLD]

[QUOTE=Elitenova]Daniel: What the last thing you remember?

Jack: Something about Twins Teal'c what's with the hair?

QUOTE]


I thought it was:
Jack: Something about twins... Teal'c what's with the hair?
but even the other way, where the heck does "twins" come from?

[CelticPhantom]

I like alot of the lines in New Order but I think the one thatreally got me was that talk amongst yourself comment, I don't know if it was meant to be a joke or not but it reminded me of an old Mike Myers SNL skit where this talk show host would tell the audience to "Talk amongst themselves."

[VirtualCLD]

Didn't he (Mike Meyers) say something more along the lines:
"Let me give you a taupic: [insert topic here] Discuss!"
(tried to get the NYC accent in typing but failed miserably)

[CelticPhantom]

He would give them a topic after saying talk amongst yourselve I think, and I think he was trying to sound Jewish because the character is based on his mother in law

[elhSG1]

I like alot of the lines in New Order but I think the one thatreally got me was that talk amongst yourself comment, I don't know if it was meant to be a joke or not but it reminded me of an old Mike Myers SNL skit where this talk show host would tell the audience to "Talk amongst themselves."

Oh yeah, that was really funny! :D

[VirtualCLD]

Yeah, that's right, a Jewish woman in NY. Queens I think. And you're right, I think he did say, "talk amoungst ya selves" first. (BTW: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that SNL skit series when O'Neill said that line).

[CelticPhantom]

(BTW: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that SNL skit series when O'Neill said that line).


You'll find that if there's one thing I can do it's relate something from one t.v. show or movie to another. :)

[karluk]

Well my fav part/quote is:

http://forum.gateworld.net/images/gw_icons/jack.gif O'Neil: heyyy, i can pritty much do anything i want...

Lights off... Lights on.... Lights off... Lights on... Lights off

http://forum.gateworld.net/images/gw_icons/thor.gif Thor: O'Neill!

http://forum.gateworld.net/images/gw_icons/jack.gif O'Neill: hu, oh sorry.

[Wrathox]

The conversation between Fifth and Carter for some reason I think is the best. Its just the way Fifth talks.

Part 1
Carter: You think if you kept it up I think this illusion would be real?
Fifth: I you wanted it bad enough.
Carter: Is that why you tortured me?
Fifth: I tortured you because I was mad.

Part 2
Carter: The fact that you feel anything at all is a miracle. It makes you special.
Fifth: I'm glad you see that.
Carter: No....you don't understand....I could never be happy this way.
Fifth: Then you will be unhappy...................for a...very....long....time.

[LilmanHSU]

My funniest line isn't so much a line, but rather an expression... Did anyone notice Thor's expression when O'Neil fired the weapon against that replicator for the first time.

It was priceless!! Never seen that little dude's eyes get so big before!

[VirtualCLD]

My funniest line isn't so much a line, but rather an expression... Did anyone notice Thor's expression when O'Neil fired the weapon against that replicator for the first time.

It was priceless!! Never seen that little dude's eyes get so big before!


That was very funny. Didn't I see a thread on this somewhere else?

BTW: I still would like to know what Jack was talking about when:
Originally Posted by Elitenova

Daniel: What the last thing you remember?

Jack: Something about Twins Teal'c what's with the hair?

What Twins? I don't get it. :(

[Dogma00]

"What's up with the hair?" was a great one. As was this one:

O'Neill: Repeat after me. I, insert name...

Carter: I, Samantha Carter...
All in all, a great show with all the great Stargate elements!

I started laughing... All I kept thinking was Carter say it, just say it... " I, insert name..." as the credits started to roll. LOL :D

[Anthro Girl]

I started laughing... All I kept thinking was Carter say it, just say it... " I, insert name..." as the credits started to roll. LOL :D
Although it isn't one of the ones confirmed by JM, I could swear this was an RDA adlib since SC/AT appeared to be cracking up. Then again, it is very "Jack", so it could have been written that way, too.

Oh, and I loved Thor's :eek: expression! Priceless!

[the dancer of spaz]

I started laughing... All I kept thinking was Carter say it, just say it... " I, insert name..." as the credits started to roll. LOL :D

I'm totally with you. I SOOOO wanted her to say it. I was like, "Come on. DO it. DOOO it."

I'm sure AT probably wanted to do it, but it is more like Sam to point out how wrong it is, by saying what she was supposed to say. Still... very hilarious.

The facial expresion on Thor was priceless.

:cool: "Yes, for some," by Teal'c was great.

"... Or this game is OVER..." Pause. "Too dramatic?" by Daniel was hilarious, as was "... Every joke, every pun, done to death," I wonder to whom he was referring? It's a mystery! :p

;) "Trying to stay positive..." was funny, because it takes me back to the ep Failsafe, when everyone was so "confident," but I still like the "We could end up with someone MUCH worse" line. It was very SAM of her to say that.

I must admit that, though his shenanigans can be tedious at times, practically everything that came out of Jack's mouth was pretty dang hilarious. From "Teal'c, what's with the hair?," to "Who's your Daddy?," to "... I don't think I can be the man." Very good stuff on his part. :)

[-Jules-]

That was very funny. Didn't I see a thread on this somewhere else?

BTW: I still would like to know what Jack was talking about when:
Originally Posted by Elitenova


What Twins? I don't get it. :(

Yeah, I didn't get the twins thing either. someone told me it had to do with him being a hologram and looking at himself. :rolleyes: i dunno!

my fav. would have to either be "talk amongst ya selves" or "who's-your-daddy" the whole second part was pretty good. :cool: (especially the Jack moments)

[taupecat]

Yeah, I didn't get the twins thing either. someone told me it had to do with him being a hologram and looking at himself. :rolleyes: i dunno!

Why do I feel that line had something to do with Uma Thurman? Nah, that doesn't make sense either. Perhaps he should've said something along those lines...

I guess this will just remain one of the Stargate's great mysteries.

[Daniel_locks_my_chevron]

Yeah, that's right, a Jewish woman in NY. Queens I think. And you're right, I think he did say, "talk amoungst ya selves" first. (BTW: I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of that SNL skit series when O'Neill said that line).

I think O'Neill said it in that accent too if I remember correctly!

[Daniel_locks_my_chevron]

Ok everybody think, what was he doing before he stuck his head in the Ancient thing? Ummmmm......

[Chirp]

Jack was holding Daniel back, because Daniel was going to put his head in first. Then Jack held him back saying,( and who is going to transalate when you go Angent?) then Jack says (infact your the only one who can't) Then he takes his hat off and hands it to Daniel. Stands in front of the headsucking thingy, where it proceeded to poure massive of knowledge in to Jacks brain. That is what Jack said and did before he stuck his head in the headsucking thingy. :cool: :S

[greytop]

Ok everybody think, what was he doing before he stuck his head in the Ancient thing? Ummmmm......
They were trying to get away from Anbuis' goons. (Lost City Pts 1 & 2)

[uknesvuinng]

They were trying to get away from Anbuis' goons. (Lost City Pts 1 & 2)
Actually you're not too far off from one possibility. It could be that he doesn't remember anything from just after he was put in stasis. The twins comment may refer to the fact that Anubis kept sending down pairs of supersoldiers (poor TPTB only having two actors to do the supersoldier thing) trying to stop them from activating the weapon.

[SGTLopez]

Actually you're not too far off from one possibility. It could be that he doesn't remember anything from just after he was put in stasis. The twins comment may refer to the fact that Anubis kept sending down pairs of supersoldiers (poor TPTB only having two actors to do the supersoldier thing) trying to stop them from activating the weapon.

Or it could be every guy's fantasy?

"What would I do if I had a million dollars?....Two chics at the same time man." - that guy from Office Space. :D

[sgeureka]

What Twins? I don't get it. :(
It's just another ad-lib by RDA, which hardly ever make much sense (but are funny) :)

See http://www.gateworld.net/sg1/s8/making/801.shtml

Quote (from Joe Mallozzi): Rick's ad-libs in this episode included "Something about twins" and "Who's your daddy?"

[Martouf84]

We will only know after asking RDA himself...

I think the whole two-parter was the funiest piece of stargate since the timeloop ep.

[Albion]

Great thread - been chuckling away as I read, remembering all those great lines.

I agree with the comment about Thor's face when he came up after Jack fired the weapon - priceless. And just the fact that he ducked behind the console out of harm's way and left them to deal with the Replicator cracks me up. Plus the tone of his voice when he says "O'Neill' with the lights - wonderful. The little guy's developing quite a sense of humour these days. :D

As for the twins comment - I think Lopez has the right of it. At least that was the meaning I got from it. It's a 'classic' male sexual fantasy to make love to twins. I assumed that Jack meant he was having quite a good dream until they woke him up. ;) Although, as ever with Jack, he could be saying it for effect rather than truth. <g>

Albion :)

[andrew_craven]

My funniest line isn't so much a line, but rather an expression... Did anyone notice Thor's expression when O'Neil fired the weapon against that replicator for the first time.

It was priceless!! Never seen that little dude's eyes get so big before!

I thought this scene was priceless too. By far the funniest thing from the episode. His expression was hilarious.

Andrew.

[HeyRae]

Maybe the Minnesota Twins? :)

Rae

[Vegn]

I loved Thors expression after Jack destroyed the replicator. I was cracking up. Also loved basically everything that came out of Jack's mouth. And Teal'c's "For some" was cool. So was the conversation at the end about being the man and Sam's remark about them getting someone much worse. Also at the end when Jack said "I, insert name" I was so hoping Sam would say it the exact way. That would have been so cool. Anyways I loved the entire episode. Every one had some pretty funny lines. I can't wait to see the rest of the season.

[aAnubiSs]

What I hated in New Order:

Thors "brace for impact"

Well duh, they've fired at us and it is more then likely it can penetrate the shields. What's the point in saying so?

Also sounded too much Earthish

[Roatbaum]

Mine isn't exactly a line, but more of a "Ha, fooled ya!" I thought the conversation between Weir and Jackson was hilarious when they were discussing the Goauld representatives. When Yu was mentioned, I immediately thought, "Here we go again with another Yu joke," but when Jackson immediately put the clamp on any possible joke, I busted out laughing. It was something along the lines of, "Seriously, this has been beaten to death." Hilarious.I think this is the line you are refering to.

[-Major Woody]

What Twins? I don't get it. Knowing RDA's affinity for ad-libs and O'Neill's past references to pop culture, I believe he was referring to a certain series of TV commercials for an American beer company. ;)

[greytop]

I also liked the look of Daniel when Thor was telling Jack in the computer that he was linked to Daniel Jackson.
Jack: What?
Daniel: What?
Teal'c: The Daniel Jackson is the name of the ship.
The camera showed the look on Daniel's face. To me it may be priceless. :D

[Dogma00]

I also liked the look of Daniel when Thor was telling Jack in the computer that he was linked to Daniel Jackson.
Jack: What?
Daniel: What?
Teal'c: The Daniel Jackson is the name of the ship.
The camera showed the look on Daniel's face. To me it may be priceless. :D

I bet Jack was thinking, "Where? I see Daniel right there." "He can't be linked to my brain." The whole pause thing was even funnier. I will have to add the part where Jack first appears as a halogram and then starts being a 5 year, turning the lights on and off. Classic Jack.

Reminds me of the eps where Sam gets taken over by the computer being and Jack is playing follow the leader with the black and white camras in the SGC command center.

[Torley]

The twins = Patty and Selma from The Simpsons, who adore MacGyver (RDA)

[chiefchucky]

Knowing RDA's affinity for ad-libs and O'Neill's past references to pop culture, I believe he was referring to a certain series of TV commercials for an American beer company. ;)
I agree with you. He was probably think about the Coors Light Twins

[Chevron 1]

I started laughing... All I kept thinking was Carter say it, just say it... " I, insert name..." as the credits started to roll. LOL :D

Please, no Blazing Saddles references.

And I actually liked Daniel's look after Teal's line "Thor's ship is named 'Daniel Jackson'". It seemed like a cross between "Really?" and "Hey, they stole mine?" :D

But "Who's your daddy?" seems to be tops...

[grinnbearit]

I have to ditto the previous posts. I also liked the "small talk" between Carter and Teal'c in the ship when they avoid talking about their significant others.

What has been cracking me up are the commercials being run on Sci-fi that are the American Idol parody - I LOVE the guy bolting for the gate and being tackled right before he reaches it.

[fifthmember]

My favorite line was when Jack the hologram finished up and said to Thor, Teal'c and Daniel: "Talk amongst yourselves" -- complete with appropriate hand motions. I loved it!

Other favorites: yes-and-no alternating between Daniel and Jack
and, "Teal'c, what's with the hair".
:D

[lizard32]

"something about twins" and "whose your daddy!" are both adlibs by RDA

[Elwe Singollo]

"something about twins" and "whose your daddy!" are both adlibs by RDAI would have figured ;) How do you know that?

[aAnubiSs]

JM said it.

[Elwe Singollo]

JM said it.Oh, where did he say it? I wanna see :)

[aAnubiSs]

In the GateWorld featurette in the front page.

[Elwe Singollo]

In the GateWorld featurette in the front page.Thanks so much :)

[Manic]

The twins = Patty and Selma from The Simpsons, who adore MacGyver (RDA)
Knowing how RDA likes to make Simpsons references, that would actually make a lot of sense.

[Funaho]

Hmm I'm surprised nobody's mentioned my favorite line yet (I'm paraphrasing here, don't remember the exact lines):

Carter: So you caused the sun to collapse?
Thor: By artificially increasing its gravitational field, yes.
Carter: That's......pretty cool!

[Brianamarie]

It's interesting to see everyone's take on the Twins comment. My initial response was the Coor's Light commercial, too! But then, during football season, I'm right there watching the games and the ESPN highlight reels that use the same song (though the ESPN is because my husband is watching it). That song has SO gotten stuck in my head.


I love playin' 2 hand touch , eatin' way too much , watchin' my team win....and twins

I also thought about CoffeeTalk when Jack said "talk amongst yourselves." It's amazing how things get so ingrained in pop culture. ;)

[Sarcazmo The Clown]

The twins = Patty and Selma from The Simpsons, who adore MacGyver (RDA)
Wow.. now THAT'S an interesting thought... kind of makes a circle in around itself.... from simpsons to Macgyver to SG-1 to simpsons to MacGyver to SG-1...round and round and round...oh man, I'm tired...

um, as for favorite line... definately the whole bit between the members of SG-1 about whether or not Jack should take the promotion. That was great.

[hail_jack]

I'd say Jack's "Flying City" crack was the best one...

[fair_nymph]

I have to go with 'Teal'c, what's with the hair?' because it's exactly what I was thinking and wanting to ask. :D

[Rioko Avalon]

Daniel: Wait a minute! You were getting coffee?!

I started laughing so hard right then because of the look on Walter's face. H ewas like 'Oh my god, you've done it now.'

[Stricken]

I cant believe this hasnt been mentioned

O'NEILL: Use two of those things.
REYNOLDS: Sir?
O'NEILL (pointedly): It's a (he makes air quotes) "blast door"!

OR

O'NEILL: I expect to be put in your will.
SILER: Already in it, sir.
O'NEILL: Okay, that's ... weird.

From Reckoning Part II

Taken From Transcripts on Gateworld