You Know You're A Gate Head When...

[Alaskhah]

...
You name your four fish Jack, Samantha, Daniel, and Teal'c.

You train your dog to sit using the command, "Rover! KREE!"

When Rover refuses to Kree, you brand him a traitor, burn his house, and drive his wife and pups into the slums.


* these were stolen from http://www.stormpages.com/cccarters...ab/Toomuch.html
and
http://www.gaters.net/showthread.php?t=2029

Okay, the whole thing was WAY too funny (and some a little to close to home ), but I particularly enjoyed these ones. We're getting a new puppy tomorrow and his name is going to be Murray (per Point of No Return-it just seemed like an excellent dog name), and after reading this, I am SO going to teach him how to "KREE" (except I think I'm going to use it for "come" instead of "sit").

[Wandering Tamer]

You watch episodes with a notebook to write down witty things Jack and McKay say.
SG1 and SGA are the only shows you watch on TV.

actually, that comes to mind as obsessed and in need of a psyciotrist. jk

[./freelancer]

Speaking of gateheads... I woke up this morning shouting "Kree! Shak'ti'qua, Shol'va?! Vi'toi." (and some more that I can't remember). I looked it up, and appearantly it means "Kree! What are you doing, traitor?! Give me that." I didn't even know I knew those words, scary!
Now who's the gatehead

[NoDot]

I didn't even know I knew those words, scary!

When you know enough Ancient Egyptian to speak Goa'uld fluently and you've only picked it up from the show, you've watched way too much Statgate.

[Tracker]

actually, that comes to mind as obsessed and in need of a psyciotrist. jk

Okay, in the interest of showing that I don't need a psychiatrist I use the quotes to help me in my writing. I have a whole notebook of quotes for this purpose. As for the only shows I watch....well...it's Stagate or reality TV where I am.

[blingaway]

http://www.gaters.net/showthread.php?t=2029

When someone says "Michael Shanks? Who's that?" they are forced to sedate you.

Oh I'm busted. What a great list, and like Alaskhah said, a little close to home.

[thespyofcharles]

you see a commercial for aquarium of the pacific and get excited because you think you're looking at an event horizon from stargate

[Ragnarok13]

if your more worried about the seige pt 3 then your
june exams

[yoojoo]

your butt is now and will be forver known as Mikta

you made a t-shirt that says i *heart* jaffa cus you coulndt find one anywhere.

Your cell phone voice mail says: I am off on a very important mission through the stargate......leave a message and i will try to relay a message back to you through the tokra spy in your ranks.

You call all doctors Napoleanic power mongers

you debate yourself over which to eat: red or blue jello
(i just like to get both and mix 'em together cus i like both of them and can never make up my mind!)

you know all the writers/producers/directors/actors/guest actors by their name, occupation, marital status, tax bracket and social security numbers

You completly spaz out when someone says "stargate, what the heck is that!" Then you calmly tell them to go suck a lemon!

When you are pissed off at your pet you scream "Sparky, KREE!!"

[./freelancer]

When your cell phone voice mail says: I'm currently off-world. Please leave a message after the kawoosh.

When you learn your dog to sit, stand, play dead, eat, walk, run, etc.. by only saying KREE..

[Grin]

Whenever you see an earlier episode with Doc Fraiser in it a tear comes to your eye....

[Wandering Tamer]

When SG-1 stops being a Mobile Suit Gundam. <I have no idea how many people will actually get this reference.>

[Zelazny]

...you have dreams of posting on the Gateworld Forum.

...you have nightmares that the GateWorld Forum is indefinitely down or closed.

[twiggy]

...your post doesn't post, and you freak out!

[Zelazny]

...you swear if you get the System Message: The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later. ONE more time....

...you count the days, hours, minutes, and even seconds until all the glitches after the GateWorld Forum move are worked out. *checks watch*