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chyron
July 22nd, 2005, 05:29 PM
The Asgard on Daedalus - "Crap indeed." Season 2, Episode 2.

Nova Tiempo
July 22nd, 2005, 06:07 PM
"My depth is immiterial to this conversation"

or, any from my sig :)

Qasim
July 23rd, 2005, 01:39 AM
S8 Episode Threads
DAKARA. In the temple grounds just outside the weapons chamber, a large group of Jaffa have assembled. Standing facing them are Teal'c and Bra'tac wearing their Jaffa uniforms. Tolok stands in front of them, facing them and holding a wooden staff.

TOLOK: Brothers Bra'tac of Chulak, and Teal'c of the Tau'ri. For your enduring courage and vision, for the strength of will that has brought us to freedom from the Goa'uld, a future we have yet to even comprehend, but one that will be determined by our own unfettered will, I hereby bestow upon you the highest honour any Jaffa can know. (He touches his staff onto both of Bra'tac's shoulders, then onto Teal'c's.) From this day forward, you shall both be known as blood kin to all Jaffa!

(All the Jaffa cheer, punching their fists into the air. Tolok holds up his arm for silence, then kneels before Teal'c and Bra'tac and bows his head. All the other Jaffa follow suit. Bra'tac and Teal'c look at each other, then Bra'tac steps forward and takes Tolok's arm, drawing him to his feet.)

BRA'TAC: Brothers! (He gestures to the other Jaffa to rise.) From this day forward, no Jaffa shall bow before anyone -- and never again before a false god.

(Tolok looks at Teal'c, who nods to him. Tolok turns to the Jaffa and gestures grandly with his staff.)

TOLOK: Hail, brother Bra'tac! (The Jaffa cheer.) Hail, brother Teal'c! (Teal'c and Bra'tac give the Jaffa salute (right fist on heart). A Jaffa sounds a large, ornate horn. The Jaffa continue to cheer. Teal'c and Bra'tac, their fists still on their hearts, turn and begin to walk out of the temple.)

BRA'TAC: Be proud, Teal'c. Today we are free.

hail_jack
July 23rd, 2005, 07:52 AM
!!!bullets Bounce!!!

Qasim
July 23rd, 2005, 08:41 AM
I also like:

ANUBIS: Your words mean nothing. Take action if you dare.

Anubis69
July 23rd, 2005, 08:52 AM
I like the one by Oma in "meridian" where all we can control is good or evil. if someone knows it could they post it please! i know it's on someone's sig, just can't remember who....

Osiris-RA
July 23rd, 2005, 08:52 AM
"There's nothin' cruvus with me!" :D

TheGreatLordGeorge
July 23rd, 2005, 08:57 AM
i have two. my sig and when o'neill says "hammond thinks we need a psuedo political nerd to offset our natural coolness" or something like that.not really sure though

SyFyFantasy
July 23rd, 2005, 09:43 AM
Thor; see my sig.

scarlet
July 23rd, 2005, 09:51 AM
I like the one by Oma in "meridian" where all we can control is good or evil. if someone knows it could they post it please! i know it's on someone's sig, just can't remember who....


OMA: The universe is vast and we are so small. There is only one thing we can ever truly control.
DANIEL: What's that?
OMA: Whether we are good or evil.

Colonel Sharp
July 23rd, 2005, 01:58 PM
"Napoleonic power-monger!"
or
"But it's Swiss!"
or(You all knew it was comeing)
"I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal. Wacko!"

chyron
July 23rd, 2005, 02:12 PM
Teal'c - "What is a - Oprah?"

sg-1fanintn
July 23rd, 2005, 02:14 PM
I have two:

JACK (almost any episode): "Oh, for cryin' out loud!"

The other, spoken by Teal'c in Moebius 2.

TEAL'C: "Ours is the only timeline of consequence."

Anubis69
July 24th, 2005, 02:00 PM
This was surely gonna be mentioned sooner or later so...

"A Serpent guard, a horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. it is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The horus guaard's beak glistens. The setesh guard's nose drips..." :D :D :D

Daniel's face as he slurps from the coffee right afterwards was priceless!

Scoobing
July 24th, 2005, 02:03 PM
"The Enkaran homeworld has no Stargate" - Teal'c.

Listen to the commentary for "Scorced Earth". :)

AGateFan
July 24th, 2005, 04:27 PM
Jack: Imputance, I dont know the meaning of the word.....seriously Imputance what does it mean?

AND

Ba'al: Imputance
Jack: No Tuna

Maybe not the Ultimate quotes of the whole series but definity the best Imputance quotes. However, I think there may be one one imputance quote Im missing :S ........... "I got nothin"

Dazmeister
July 24th, 2005, 05:29 PM
It certainly has to be Hermoid on the daedalus, therefore I agree with chyron and "Yes, crap indeed".

Mongo's Girl
July 24th, 2005, 05:37 PM
Space monkey! :)

BackStageJim
July 24th, 2005, 05:39 PM
Short but sweet.



Indeed!

chyron
July 24th, 2005, 06:07 PM
It certainly has to be Hermoid on the daedalus, therefore I agree with chyron and "Yes, crap indeed".

I was thinking about getting some software that would allow me to scan video from a videotape and edit it together. Namely the new credits followed immediately by the 'Crap indeed' scene.

Metonic
July 24th, 2005, 06:47 PM
"If you immediatly know the Candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked long ago" something to that arangment.. the most over used phrase instargate besides "Cheveron 1 encoded, cheveron 2 encoded, cheveron 3 encoded, cheveron 4, encoded, cheveron 5 encoded, cheveron 6 encoded, cheveron seven locked." dont think he said the whole thing lol prolly just a tape recording.

Also.. a good one. Alternate Jack leads alternate SG1 with Kalwaski and others through chulak, they get quiet a ball is thrown at them.
Jack; " ah SHHII"
flashing light, knocked out.

oh how bout..
Mckay "thats not the first thing we tried"
Sheppard " I shot him"
Wier You shot him?
Sheppard "it was in the leg"

Heru'urs_first_prime
July 25th, 2005, 12:42 AM
Mckay "thats not the first thing we tried"
Sheppard " I shot him"
Wier You shot him?
Sheppard "it was in the leg"

I thought that one was cool! espesially Sheppard face eypresion as he said that! :D :D

Qasim
July 28th, 2005, 06:30 AM
Heres some more:

COTG
O'Neill: Hey, come on!

Teal'c: I have nowhere to go.

O'Neill: For this you can stay at my place. Let's go!

The Enemy Within

HAMMOND: Gentlemen, these planets designated P3575 and P3A577 have been submitted by Captain Carter's team as possible destinations for your next mission. SG units 1 and 2 will operate concurrently.

Jack turns to Kawalsky.

O'NEILL: You know, I'm kind of partial to P3575 if you don't mind taking P3A577.

KAWALSKY: No I'll take 577.

O'NEILL: I'm not married to it.

KAWALSKY: No, no it's…

O'NEILL: I want to be fair about it. How about we flip for it?

HAMMOND: How about you go where I tell you. As far as I'm concerned…

KorbenDirewolf
July 28th, 2005, 08:34 AM
well.. if this counts I've always been rather fond of the King Tut line from StarGate.

Other than that Hammond's: "Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interferring in other people's affairs."

Then again there was Baal and Jack... Sometime around Reckoning, I think.
"You can't be serious."
"I can, but I choose not to be most of the time." or something similar..

lord-anubis
July 28th, 2005, 11:43 AM
Mitchell: See, this is good, isn't it? Being part of a team again? Working together to unravel some cool Ancient mystery? Right, so we're not working together. But any minute now I bet Dr Jackson discovers some key piece of information that sets us off on a great adventure.(alvon part 1)

alvon part 2

Vala:I was trying to politely explain what was going on and then his wife started screaming and accusing me of being, at which pointed I suggested she might want to think about procreation... with herself.

Qasim
July 31st, 2005, 03:40 AM
Hallowed are the Orii

Lucreleia
July 31st, 2005, 05:54 AM
Short but sweet.

Indeed!

I have to go with that too!

Goldfire
July 31st, 2005, 08:10 AM
Teal'c - "In my culture I would be well within my rights to dismember you"

'nuff said.

Lida
July 31st, 2005, 08:17 AM
Short but sweet.



Indeed!

"Ya think?" ;)

jenks
July 31st, 2005, 10:10 AM
" It's my sidearm I swear! "

Qasim
August 1st, 2005, 05:14 AM
Doci: Great holy armies shall be gathered and trained to fight all who embrace evil. In the name of the Gods, ships shall be built to carry our warriors out amongst the stars and we will spread Origin to all the unbelievers! The power of the Ori will be felt far and wide and the wicked shall be vanquished.

AGateFan
August 1st, 2005, 05:47 AM
yasureyabetcha

SimilarCadence
August 1st, 2005, 12:16 PM
A little lengthy, but worth it..... from Lost City 2:

Anubis: I am Anubis.
Hayes: You've got to be kidding.
Anubis:You are the leader of this world.
Hayes: Henry Hayes, President of the United States of America, one nation among many.
Anubis: No more. Bow before your god.
Hayes: I don't think so! However I am willing to discuss your surrender.
Anubis: If you possessed weapons matching mine, you would have used them.
Hayes: Don't let the suit fool you, fella. We're gonna fight you.
Anubis: You bring destruction upon yourselves.
Hayes: Never gonna happen.

(after Anubis disappears, looking at those around him......)
Hayes: Too much?

William Devane did it so beautifully......bravado done well with just enough tongue-in-cheek.

Qasim
August 1st, 2005, 12:18 PM
It was class :)

nimitz
August 1st, 2005, 02:24 PM
"I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal. Wacko!"
It has to be this and every line in this eposide.Funniest eposide of sg1 ever.

Macharius0
August 5th, 2005, 08:00 PM
Carter: "I can fix that!"

CeeKay Sheppard
August 5th, 2005, 10:47 PM
"Don't talk to me about screwed!"

–Maj. John Sheppard, "Thirty Eight Minutes"

sibwarra
August 11th, 2005, 06:20 AM
Jack: "Carter, I can see my HOUSE!" (Fail Safe)

Kelt'ar
August 11th, 2005, 07:17 AM
I got 3.
1. My sig
2. You do not understand the amount of pain you will sufferfor this impudence.
3. Yes! Sokar will come. I say let him come!!!

Is Apophis the Man or what?

sibwarra
August 11th, 2005, 07:18 AM
Urgo: "Who is Mary Steenbergen?"

Kelt'ar
August 12th, 2005, 11:26 AM
1. Baal: The mind is begining to fail...It is time again for the sarcophagus. Remember, it will be much worse next time.

2. Anubis ( to Jonas): You will suffer gravely

UhSir
August 12th, 2005, 12:49 PM
HAMMOND: How about you go where I tell you. As far as I'm concerned…

Yep, always loved it when Hammond yanked on the reins!

Kelt'ar
August 15th, 2005, 01:07 PM
Heru'ur: (To O'neill). You dare Challenge me?
O'neill: Thinking about it (throws his knife through the son of Ra's hand)
Heru'ur: You will pay for this Insolence!(rings away)

Kelt'ar
August 15th, 2005, 01:13 PM
Hammon: So where is the eye of Ra?
O'neill: He doesn't know.
Sam: HE DOESN"T KNOW?
Oneill: I KNOW! Frankly I think this whole ascension thing it a little bit overrated.

Kelt'ar
August 16th, 2005, 09:31 AM
One moment I am fond of.

Tealc: Kel'nok Tealc
Alternate reality Teal'c: Kel'shak?
Teal'c: Renounce Apophis and join us in ridding this world of the goa'uld.
AT Teal'c: Sholva...Sholva!
(Teal'c shoots AT Tealc With his staff)

Kelt'ar
August 17th, 2005, 11:36 AM
Orpheus:

Albino Jaffa: You are barely able to stand, It was a...good trade. You used to be the first prime of Apophis. Now you are just a weak, pathetic sholvah.

tony
August 17th, 2005, 12:14 PM
what the hell>>> you all are forgetting about the most important quote EVER... season 4



Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal, WACKO!!

( oniel holds up mustard and katchup smileface)

NowIWillDestroyAbydos
August 17th, 2005, 12:35 PM
Fallen Quotes
O'NEILL: "All I'm saying...just for the record...this is the wackiest plan we've ever come up with."
CARTER: "Wackier than strapping an active Stargate to the bottom of the X-302?"
O'NEILL (who is up and walking away): "Oh, yeah."
CARTER: "Wackier than-than blowing up a sun?"
O'NEILL (as he walks out the door): "Yep!"
CARTER (to Jonas and Daniel): "He's probably right."


O'NEILL: "Okay. Everyone who thinks this is absolutely an insane idea, raise your hand. Come on, be honest." (Everyone, including Sam, eventually raises their hand.)

Jeffer
August 17th, 2005, 06:03 PM
look at the sig

Kelt'ar
August 18th, 2005, 05:55 AM
look at the sig

Good one.

I think it was Jack who said: Who'd have thunk?

Ba'al: Of course it will work! How dare you doubt me?

Then the best: Vala walks into the SGC in Avalon pt 1 with her usual shenanigans. She then turns around and says: "So, where's my Daniel?"

That one had me cracking up for weeks.

*AtlantisFan*
August 18th, 2005, 10:56 AM
"I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal. Wacko!"

I just love that quote. Now here's a couple from Atlantis:

McKay: "You're right- if only we had a magical tool that could slow down time. I foolishly left mine on Earth - did you bring yours?"

or

Ford: "How can something as big as Atlantis just sink?"
Sheppard: "I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same question?!?!"

or

Hermiod on the Deadelus with "Crap Indeed" (I just love Hermiod)

ChillinTheMost
August 18th, 2005, 12:11 PM
Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety and music.

Jack: Sex, drugs and rock-n-roll?

Daniel: In a matter of speaking.

Kelt'ar
August 18th, 2005, 12:36 PM
"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill"...Oh wait a minute. That was the Matrix.
"Why do I feel like we just picked up another pathetic life-form?"...No Starwars.
"Prepare the photonic Canon!..Bloody hell it was startrek.
"No, thats, ignorant, that's just ig'nant...

Ah here we go...
"Tealc, why do you betray me?

LordHart
August 18th, 2005, 02:05 PM
How could anyone not think this one is great?

Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-o.
O'Neill: Call Daniel.

Ancient 1
August 19th, 2005, 01:40 AM
I also like:

ANUBIS: Your words mean nothing. Take action if you dare.
That is one of my faves also. I'm still waiting fot Mitchell to say something that can be considered his catch phrase. The remarks about getting the band back together just aren't makin' it...:o

Kelt'ar
August 19th, 2005, 07:09 AM
Just because my reproductive organs is on the inside instead of the outside...

Apophis: Your insolence is music to my ears.

A-bomb
August 19th, 2005, 08:19 PM
I don't know why, but I'm particularly fond of this one from The Nox.

Daniel:... Or we could just wait till this die down.
Teal'c: Things will not die down Daniel Jackson. Things will in fact calm up.

And I can't remember the name of the episode, but I think it was the Atlantis one where they find the really old Weir.

McKay: What you would need is a time vortex (or whatever he said)
Sheppard: Or a nice Delorean.
McKay: Don't even get me started on that movie.
Sheppard: I like that movie.

I like that movie too.

Thor's Pal
August 19th, 2005, 08:40 PM
O'Neill: Danniel, you dog!! Keep this up and you'll have a woman on every planet!

O'Neill inside Tea'lc(Holliday): promise me that you will not touch the hair.

Also see:
http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=15539

Uber
August 19th, 2005, 08:54 PM
Another gem....

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?????

:cool:

Kelt'ar
August 30th, 2005, 10:33 AM
What the hell is a "Gaggle of Bad guys"?

I think Jack said this in: It's good to be king.
<lets get outta here before a gaggle of bad guys come waltzing...>

Ra'akedg
August 30th, 2005, 10:58 AM
Another gem....

IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?????

:cool:
That's a great one. As great as the episode it's in. Also...

Teal'c: Did I not tell you that your plan would be unsuccessfull O'neill.

walterIsTheMan
August 30th, 2005, 12:59 PM
JACKSON: 'Sphere' -- planet. 'Label' -- name.
O'NEILL: Following -- still -- you -- not!

SnoggingPicard
August 30th, 2005, 03:54 PM
Oh, gosh...so hard to choose!

O'Neill: Lose it, it means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, to lose possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal...WACKO!

Teal'c: Undomesticated equines could not keep me away.
O'Neill: They're called horses, Teal'c

O'Neill: Carter, didn't I order you to get a life!

Carter: Leave me alone, Urgo, I have work to do. Why don't you go eat pie with Colonel O'Neill?

Carter: Um...sir?
O'Neill: It's my sidearm, I swear.

Sheppard: What the heck are you doing?!
Teyla: Trying to get my hand free.
Sheppard: It sure doesn't feel like that!

O'Neill: I ask you...what could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?

Crewman: Wow. She's...
O'Neill: A whole lot smarter than we are.

I'll think of more later!

Thor's Pal
August 30th, 2005, 10:53 PM
....

Crewman: Wow. She's...
O'Neill: A whole lot smarter than we are.

....

I belive the Crewman was Kawaski.

Kelt'ar
August 31st, 2005, 05:24 AM
Hey, Use 2 of those things (refering to C4)
Airman: Sir?
Jack: Its a Blast Door! (Using fingers to make quotation marks)

Scoobing
August 31st, 2005, 06:26 AM
Daniel: "But was able to provide a description of three individuals:

Big, tattooed, chain-mail pants."

Mitchell:"So it's either our Jaffa or KISS is back on tour"

:D

chyron
August 31st, 2005, 06:31 AM
Daniel: "But was able to provide a description of three individuals:

Big, tattooed, chain-mail pants."

Mitchell:"So it's either our Jaffa or KISS is back on tour"

:D
Darn I missed that one. Of course, It would be funny to see KISS as KISS walk through the wormhole when everyone is expecting dignitaries from another planet. I've always thought that it'd be funny to see deleted scenes like that (scenes that are produced and staged strickly for their humor with the intention of putting them on an 'outtake' reel)

jazz!
August 31st, 2005, 07:41 AM
What the hell is a "Gaggle of Bad guys"?

I think Jack said this in: It's good to be king.
<lets get outta here before a gaggle of bad guys come waltzing...>

there was something about a "gaggle of bad guys" and also ".......and his band of merry bad guys"

there so many ULTIMATE quotes I can't type them quick enough!

- urgo: I want to eat pie; O'niell:who doesn't
- o'neill: imputence. serioulsy I don't know the mean of the word!
- daniel: "so we have to talk the giant aliens"
- in the middle of my back swing
- that seen from deadman switch where jack/daniel figure out the password of the door
- carter: inertial dampners; O'neill: cool and check!
- doh!
- he's bald and wears a short sleeve t-shirt and somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is Homer
- the scene in double jepordy where o'neill fights his AI counterpart
- in the sig, from point of view

khd
August 31st, 2005, 08:55 AM
O'Neill: "O'Neill! 2 Ls!"(O'Neill holds up 3 fingers) - '2001'
OR a similar quote from 'Secrets'
O'Neill: "Lets get one thing straight. It's O'Neill with 2 Ls. There's another Colonel O'Neil. He has no sense of humor." Obviously refering to Kurt Russel's version of the character.

O'Neill: "Siler."
Siler: "Sir."
O'Neill: "I'd better be in your will after this."
Siler: "Already are, sir."
O'Neill: "Okay, that's...weird." - 'Reckoning 2'

O'Neill: "Doh" - 'Window of Opportunity', 'Frozen', etc.

Carter: "We did it!"
Thor: "It was your dumb idea." - 'Small Victories'

O'Neill: "Well spank me rosey" - 'Full Circle'

O'Neill: "Oh sh..." - 'Mobeus 2'

(Carter speaking technically and O'Neill looking confused)
O'Neill: "Carter?!"
Carter: "Sir, if we..."
O'Neill: "Are you about to tell me you can make the invisible guy..."
Carter: "Yes, sir"
O'Neill: "That's all I need" - 'Allegiance'

Mayborne: "Hi Jack"
O'Neill: "You rat *******!"
Mayborne: "Hey now Jack. Take it easy!"
O'Neill: "I'm so gonna kick your ass!" - '48 Hours'

Forgive me if I've repeated any.

chyron
August 31st, 2005, 02:44 PM
To think that this entire thread got started because some writter had Hermoid say 'Crap Indeed' on one of earlier Atlantis eps this season.

whatswiththehairtealc
August 31st, 2005, 02:50 PM
McKay:(useing his little scanner thingy) Over there, I have a small....
FORD: You have a small what? McKay, you have a small what? (Laughs)

Tracker
August 31st, 2005, 03:04 PM
Most of you got may favs, but here are a couple I didn't see:

Teal'C: "I believe the Canucks of Vancouver are formidable warriors."

McKay: "He is the Kirk."

Lieut-Col. P@rick Durden
August 31st, 2005, 03:40 PM
all spectacular quotes. how about this one

teal'c "you are not the only one who must endure some discomfor O'neill."

flash to a loop back door opens on teal'c

SF "im sorry, sir"

teal'c "you have said that on many occasions. next time I might not be so forgiving."

chyron
August 31st, 2005, 04:24 PM
all spectacular quotes. how about this one

teal'c "you are not the only one who must endure some discomfor O'neill."

flash to a loop back door opens on teal'c

SF "im sorry, sir"

teal'c "you have said that on many occasions. next time I might not be so forgiving."
This Friday BABY! It made it to the marathon!

Lucreleia
August 31st, 2005, 06:20 PM
I will have to stick to my previous post in this thread.

If we are talking about ULTIMATE quote, I will have to simply say:

INDEED! :)

If you are looking for funny quotes, you'll find a lot in Funny Moments to Remember (http://forum.gateworld.net/showthread.php?t=13301)

Kelt'ar
September 2nd, 2005, 07:36 AM
Skaara: So will you and Major Carter be comming to my wedding together?
O'neil: Together as in...
Carter: Two friends going to a wedding.
O'neil (looking like he wants the earth or rather abydos to swallow him): Yeah...Sure!...(turns to Jonas)Jonas!

Kelt'ar
September 6th, 2005, 09:52 AM
O'neill: Hey, Pops
Apophis: Silence!

Wandering Tamer
September 6th, 2005, 05:39 PM
Shepperd: That was different.
O'Neill: FOr me, not so much.

1DanielForMe
September 6th, 2005, 10:32 PM
Teal'c: "Colonel Mitchell, at times you remind me of O'Neill."
Cameron: "Uh, I'm gonna take that as a compliment."
Teal'c: "As you wish."

I'm actually not so sure I'd consider this the ultimate quote, but it's pretty darn funny. :D

colonel O'Neill
September 6th, 2005, 11:55 PM
Baal: You don't know the pain you will suffer for this impulence.
O'Neill:I dont know the meaning of the word.....seriously impulance ,what does that mean?


Hammond: Colonel O'Neill what are you doing!!!!!!!!
O'Neill: In the middle of my backswing!?!?

Dr. Lee: Well, I mean, we can input the parameters for different scenarios, but the vast majority of the simulation array comes from the mind of the user. The programming is actually built by interfacing memories from the individual's consciousness with the chair's matrix.
Jack O'Neill: Carter, all I heard was "Matrix" and I found those films *quite* confusing.



:D

Kelt'ar
September 7th, 2005, 05:17 AM
Apophis: O'neill. I am dying.
O'neill: My heart bleeds for you.
Apophis: you lie poorly. It was you who have done this.

child_of_the_gods
September 7th, 2005, 06:46 AM
Atlantis Season 1: Sanctuary

SHEPPARD: Why *did* you come here?

CHAYA: You, John.

SHEPPARD: Me?

CHAYA: I have lived in solitude for so long that when you asked me to come to Atlantis, I ...

McKAY: Oh my God, he is Kirk!

jannagalaxy
September 7th, 2005, 09:16 AM
I think each of them had great quotes at one time or another.

Jack:- "We are a very curious race."

Daniel:- "I would rather die than live with the fact that I'd never see my wife or my friends again."

Sam:- "Why do I feel like I'm in a woman behind bars movie?"

Teal'c:- "I have no where to go" and "We have challenge Apophis, he will not rest until the people of this world worship him as their God!"

Hammond:- "Don't let the door hit your a$$ on the way out"

Fraiser:- "I don't know what we're going to do with it if we let Teal'c die, but it won't be my problem. I would of resigned by then."

Jonas:- "I'm Human. I'm just not from Earth." (oh man do I feel this way most of the time! ;) )

Cameron:- A room full of treasure and Dr. Jackson finds the only book!"

Landry:- You will decend into a small dark room at Area 51 and you will stay there until you come up with a defence aganist the Ori.

The Goa'uld says "What would make me do that?"

Landry:- "Hunger"

GatetheWay
September 7th, 2005, 09:24 AM
"I am of the Tok'ra. If the Tau'ri do not destroy you, know this: we will!"

Kelt'ar
September 13th, 2005, 07:03 AM
Robot O'neil: WHY Don't you guys talk...Robot to Robot.


Malek: Many Tokra have died in recent days. To lose another in a place that we thought was refuge...It is difficult

O'neill: are you sure this is what you want?
Local: It is the prophecy that you would destroy lord mot.
O'neill: Screw the prophecy! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?
Local: Last winter, there was a terrible illness. Many could not work. We were unable to meet our quota. When lord Mot came we begged him, we tried to explain. But he would not listen. He took 10 of the sickest, my daughter's husband included and executed them in front of the entire village. We would do anything to be free of this burden.

I like the last 2 'cos the characters look very sincere.

Jeffer
September 13th, 2005, 09:01 AM
And of course Look at the Sig

Janet knocks on the door.
FRAISER: Airman, open up! We've got something for you.
AIRMAN: What?
FRAISER: Why don't you come in here and see for yourself?
AIRMAN: No can do. We only take orders from Hathor.
FRAISER: Gentlemen, there are five women in here, very alone.
CARTER: Why do I feel like I'm in a women-behind-bars movie?
Janet opens her jacket and Airwoman1 takes off her jacket.
The door opens and the Airman comes in.
AIRMAN: What are you suggesting ladies?
FRAISER: Whatever you want Airman?
He comes in and signals to the other guard to come in as well. Airman 1 goes over to Janet and she kisses him. Airman2 comes in and Sam smiles at him. She then elbows him in the face. Airwoman1 grabs Airman 1 and pushes him up against the wall. Sam has grabbed one of the weapons.
CARTER: Feel like a woman, Doc?
FRAISER: Oh yeah.
Janet wipes her mouth.

Kelt'ar
September 14th, 2005, 01:01 PM
Teeal'c! your death will ensure my position as first prime of Apophis.

Kelt'ar
September 21st, 2005, 07:17 AM
So help me, if I wake up and I'm singing Soprano...

Does the concept of Overkill mean anything to anybody?

Thunder Hawk
July 10th, 2009, 08:47 PM
Oneill season 2

"just a minute" as dozens of jaffa was trying to break the door down