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Originally posted by TorteliniHi, I'm new here, and I'm a big fan of Daniel, with or without the bandana, but with is better (see attatched pic).
Wondering what it takes to become a hussy too...
Arm Porn
Gun Bulge
Evil Daniel and the Pants of Power
Those eyes!!! Those Lips!!! Those Eyes!!!
Then you have to learn to thunk safely. Best do it in private and in a padded room, until you can see pictures of Daniel and restrict yourself to only a little moan and a small shake in your chair, instead of screaming 'That man is a Sex God!!!!!' and falling backwards off your chair when you see him. That takes a long time, about ten years of looking at Danny Pics every day.
Then prepare to descend into the gutter on a regular basis, always finding a path in from even the most innocent phrases. Express desires like 'i want to mother him, and yet shag him. Is that wrong?' (Remember, a hussy secretly knows she is never wrong) and 'tying him to a chair can be only a good thing!'
But basically, if you're reaction to a picture of Danny boy is along the lines of PHHHWWWOOOAAARRRR!!!! (especially out loud, even if in a library) then you are basically...
A HUSSY
And welcome!
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Originally posted by michellebYou want to become a hussy? okay, first learn these useful phrases, and when to use them
Arm Porn
Gun Bulge
Evil Daniel and the Pants of Power
Those eyes!!! Those Lips!!! Those Eyes!!!
Then you have to learn to thunk safely. Best do it in private and in a padded room, until you can see pictures of Daniel and restrict yourself to only a little moan and a small shake in your chair, instead of screaming 'That man is a Sex God!!!!!' and falling backwards off your chair when you see him. That takes a long time, about ten years of looking at Danny Pics every day.
Then prepare to descend into the gutter on a regular basis, always finding a path in from even the most innocent phrases. Express desires like 'i want to mother him, and yet shag him. Is that wrong?' (Remember, a hussy secretly knows she is never wrong) and 'tying him to a chair can be only a good thing!'
But basically, if you're reaction to a picture of Danny boy is along the lines of PHHHWWWOOOAAARRRR!!!! (especially out loud, even if in a library) then you are basically...
A HUSSY
And welcome!
Proud Member-Hussies Union, Local # 69
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Originally posted by michellebYou want to become a hussy? okay, first learn these useful phrases, and when to use them
Arm Porn
Gun Bulge
Evil Daniel and the Pants of Power
Those eyes!!! Those Lips!!! Those Eyes!!!
Then you have to learn to thunk safely. Best do it in private and in a padded room, until you can see pictures of Daniel and restrict yourself to only a little moan and a small shake in your chair, instead of screaming 'That man is a Sex God!!!!!' and falling backwards off your chair when you see him. That takes a long time, about ten years of looking at Danny Pics every day.
Then prepare to descend into the gutter on a regular basis, always finding a path in from even the most innocent phrases. Express desires like 'i want to mother him, and yet shag him. Is that wrong?' (Remember, a hussy secretly knows she is never wrong) and 'tying him to a chair can be only a good thing!'
But basically, if you're reaction to a picture of Danny boy is along the lines of PHHHWWWOOOAAARRRR!!!! (especially out loud, even if in a library) then you are basically...
A HUSSY
And welcome!
Welcome to the world of thunk, TorteliniFugly Space Babes: Spork one for Weir!
Hussy of Babylon ~ Member of UHM
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Originally posted by bravesmom63I'm a newish hussy and need a couple of things explained to me. First off, what is the 'gun bulge'? It sounds intriguing. Secondly, blingaway's siggy refers to 'the MSSTL race against a cure'--what the heck is that? After reading the thread, I'm sure it's something naughty. Don't disappoint me. And BTW, I don't scream out "That man is a sex god" (though he sure is) I merely moan 'OH MOMMA' and other things I can't repeat on a PG board--does that count?
Was this board supposed to be PG? Oops...
I think you qualify as a hussy bravesmom63, don't worryFugly Space Babes: Spork one for Weir!
Hussy of Babylon ~ Member of UHM
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Originally posted by bravesmom63I'm a newish hussy and need a couple of things explained to me. First off, what is the 'gun bulge'? It sounds intriguing. Secondly, blingaway's siggy refers to 'the MSSTL race against a cure'--what the heck is that? After reading the thread, I'm sure it's something naughty. Don't disappoint me. And BTW, I don't scream out "That man is a sex god" (though he sure is) I merely moan 'OH MOMMA' and other things I can't repeat on a PG board--does that count?No snurching any Pictures I post!! (without my permission)
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Originally posted by Buggy542gun bulge?
Was this board supposed to be PG? Oops...
I think you qualify as a hussy bravesmom63, don't worry
we have also:
p90 bulge
drinking coffee bulge <affinity check it out>
picking up the phone bulge <also check out affinity>
crossing arms bulge
takeing off jacket bulge
that is the bulge list!
porn list:
arm porn
hand porn
chest porn
leg porn
toes porn
did i miss anything
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Originally posted by Suebsg9i would say this is a 'zat bulge'
we have also:
p90 bulge
drinking coffee bulge <affinity check it out>
picking up the phone bulge <also check out affinity>
crossing arms bulge
takeing off jacket bulge
that is the bulge list!
porn list:
arm porn
hand porn
chest porn
leg porn
toes porn
did i miss anything
Proud Member-Hussies Union, Local # 69
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