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    Originally posted by blingaway
    Yeah, that's my bad...I put the idea in her head with another Danny Behind Bars piccie.


    http://forum.gateworld.net/showpost....postcount=2902
    See, it's all her fault. Everything is her fault. Can't blame me at all. She provoked me.
    Michelle's Fanfic Here My Original Fic

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      Originally posted by michelleb
      See, it's all her fault. Everything is her fault. Can't blame me at all. She provoked me.
      Dang! I admitted to that one...*wonders how to shift the blame over onto Jilly...*



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        Originally posted by Tortelini
        Hi, I'm new here, and I'm a big fan of Daniel, with or without the bandana, but with is better (see attatched pic).

        Wondering what it takes to become a hussy too...
        You want to become a hussy? okay, first learn these useful phrases, and when to use them

        Arm Porn

        Gun Bulge

        Evil Daniel and the Pants of Power

        Those eyes!!! Those Lips!!! Those Eyes!!!

        Then you have to learn to thunk safely. Best do it in private and in a padded room, until you can see pictures of Daniel and restrict yourself to only a little moan and a small shake in your chair, instead of screaming 'That man is a Sex God!!!!!' and falling backwards off your chair when you see him. That takes a long time, about ten years of looking at Danny Pics every day.

        Then prepare to descend into the gutter on a regular basis, always finding a path in from even the most innocent phrases. Express desires like 'i want to mother him, and yet shag him. Is that wrong?' (Remember, a hussy secretly knows she is never wrong) and 'tying him to a chair can be only a good thing!'

        But basically, if you're reaction to a picture of Danny boy is along the lines of PHHHWWWOOOAAARRRR!!!! (especially out loud, even if in a library) then you are basically...

        A HUSSY


        And welcome!
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          Originally posted by Switch42
          That's awesome!! I was thinking of this earlier tonight. It's perfect!

          Kerri
          Do you know, so was I? I was doing the almost exact same thing, coming up with daniel centric lyrics to that song! But DJF did it much better!!!
          Michelle's Fanfic Here My Original Fic

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            Originally posted by michelleb
            You want to become a hussy? okay, first learn these useful phrases, and when to use them

            Arm Porn

            Gun Bulge

            Evil Daniel and the Pants of Power

            Those eyes!!! Those Lips!!! Those Eyes!!!

            Then you have to learn to thunk safely. Best do it in private and in a padded room, until you can see pictures of Daniel and restrict yourself to only a little moan and a small shake in your chair, instead of screaming 'That man is a Sex God!!!!!' and falling backwards off your chair when you see him. That takes a long time, about ten years of looking at Danny Pics every day.

            Then prepare to descend into the gutter on a regular basis, always finding a path in from even the most innocent phrases. Express desires like 'i want to mother him, and yet shag him. Is that wrong?' (Remember, a hussy secretly knows she is never wrong) and 'tying him to a chair can be only a good thing!'

            But basically, if you're reaction to a picture of Danny boy is along the lines of PHHHWWWOOOAAARRRR!!!! (especially out loud, even if in a library) then you are basically...

            A HUSSY


            And welcome!
            I'm a newish hussy and need a couple of things explained to me. First off, what is the 'gun bulge'? It sounds intriguing. Secondly, blingaway's siggy refers to 'the MSSTL race against a cure'--what the heck is that? After reading the thread, I'm sure it's something naughty. Don't disappoint me. And BTW, I don't scream out "That man is a sex god" (though he sure is) I merely moan 'OH MOMMA' and other things I can't repeat on a PG board--does that count?

            Proud Member-Hussies Union, Local # 69

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              Originally posted by michelleb
              You want to become a hussy? okay, first learn these useful phrases, and when to use them

              Arm Porn

              Gun Bulge

              Evil Daniel and the Pants of Power

              Those eyes!!! Those Lips!!! Those Eyes!!!

              Then you have to learn to thunk safely. Best do it in private and in a padded room, until you can see pictures of Daniel and restrict yourself to only a little moan and a small shake in your chair, instead of screaming 'That man is a Sex God!!!!!' and falling backwards off your chair when you see him. That takes a long time, about ten years of looking at Danny Pics every day.

              Then prepare to descend into the gutter on a regular basis, always finding a path in from even the most innocent phrases. Express desires like 'i want to mother him, and yet shag him. Is that wrong?' (Remember, a hussy secretly knows she is never wrong) and 'tying him to a chair can be only a good thing!'

              But basically, if you're reaction to a picture of Danny boy is along the lines of PHHHWWWOOOAAARRRR!!!! (especially out loud, even if in a library) then you are basically...

              A HUSSY


              And welcome!
              Don't forget the necessary drool-bucket!

              Welcome to the world of thunk, Tortelini
              Fugly Space Babes: Spork one for Weir!
              Hussy of Babylon ~ Member of UHM

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                Originally posted by bravesmom63
                I'm a newish hussy and need a couple of things explained to me. First off, what is the 'gun bulge'? It sounds intriguing. Secondly, blingaway's siggy refers to 'the MSSTL race against a cure'--what the heck is that? After reading the thread, I'm sure it's something naughty. Don't disappoint me. And BTW, I don't scream out "That man is a sex god" (though he sure is) I merely moan 'OH MOMMA' and other things I can't repeat on a PG board--does that count?
                gun bulge?



                Was this board supposed to be PG? Oops...

                I think you qualify as a hussy bravesmom63, don't worry
                Fugly Space Babes: Spork one for Weir!
                Hussy of Babylon ~ Member of UHM

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                  Originally posted by bravesmom63
                  I'm a newish hussy and need a couple of things explained to me. First off, what is the 'gun bulge'? It sounds intriguing. Secondly, blingaway's siggy refers to 'the MSSTL race against a cure'--what the heck is that? After reading the thread, I'm sure it's something naughty. Don't disappoint me. And BTW, I don't scream out "That man is a sex god" (though he sure is) I merely moan 'OH MOMMA' and other things I can't repeat on a PG board--does that count?
                  MSSTL = Michael Shanks Stunned Thunk Look!!!!
                  No snurching any Pictures I post!! (without my permission)

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                    Originally posted by Buggy542
                    gun bulge?



                    Was this board supposed to be PG? Oops...

                    I think you qualify as a hussy bravesmom63, don't worry
                    i would say this is a 'zat bulge'

                    we have also:
                    p90 bulge

                    drinking coffee bulge <affinity check it out>

                    picking up the phone bulge <also check out affinity>

                    crossing arms bulge

                    takeing off jacket bulge

                    that is the bulge list!

                    porn list:
                    arm porn

                    hand porn

                    chest porn

                    leg porn

                    toes porn

                    did i miss anything

                    Sue

                    sigpic

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                      Originally posted by DJFavorite
                      MSSTL = Michael Shanks Stunned Thunk Look!!!!
                      LOL!!!!!!!!!!

                      Proud Member-Hussies Union, Local # 69

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                        Originally posted by Suebsg9
                        i would say this is a 'zat bulge'

                        we have also:
                        p90 bulge

                        drinking coffee bulge <affinity check it out>

                        picking up the phone bulge <also check out affinity>

                        crossing arms bulge

                        takeing off jacket bulge

                        that is the bulge list!

                        porn list:
                        arm porn

                        hand porn

                        chest porn

                        leg porn

                        toes porn

                        did i miss anything
                        You left out butt porn-ala 'Absolute Power'-remember the pants! Oh, wait, that sounds sooo bad.

                        Proud Member-Hussies Union, Local # 69

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                          Originally posted by Suebsg9
                          crossing arms bulge
                          Like this?

                          Fugly Space Babes: Spork one for Weir!
                          Hussy of Babylon ~ Member of UHM

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                            did i miss anything

                            Appendectomy Porn!!!



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                              Originally posted by blingaway
                              Appendectomy Porn!!!
                              Oh, yeah! That becomes cute tummy porn.

                              Proud Member-Hussies Union, Local # 69

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                                Originally posted by bravesmom63
                                Oh, yeah! That becomes cute tummy porn.

                                The tummy *is* oh so lickable, but appy porn is all about the scar...The leather and the jeans and the hand don't hurt either...




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