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Sela
June 20th, 2004, 07:55 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill

PYRO
June 20th, 2004, 08:31 AM
OTC: He doesnt even go offworld.....

Crazedwraith
June 20th, 2004, 08:32 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.

Sela
June 20th, 2004, 08:39 AM
OTC: He doesnt even go offworld.....

1. For the record, Hammond has gone off world occasionally.
2. Anytime a soldier goes out on manuvers, he (and/or she) has a backpack.
3. Who cares? This is all fantasy anyway... :rolleyes:

PYRO
June 20th, 2004, 08:43 AM
1. For the record, Hammond has gone off world occasionally.
2. Anytime a soldier goes out on manuvers, he (and/or she) has a backpack.
3. Who cares? This is all fantasy anyway... :rolleyes:

1A: I know.
2A: Not everytime.
3A: Meh.

DJFavorite
June 20th, 2004, 08:47 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.


- The Red Phone

Iskandra
June 20th, 2004, 08:49 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
-another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again ;)

PYRO
June 20th, 2004, 08:50 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone


-The president

Iskandra
June 20th, 2004, 08:51 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone


-The president
Pyro, you didn't like my addition? ;)

Crazedwraith
June 20th, 2004, 08:51 AM
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- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
-another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
-the president
-An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 08:53 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
-another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
-the president
-An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.

- uniform starch

Iskandra
June 20th, 2004, 08:56 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
-another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
-the president
-An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head ;)
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Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 09:00 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis

Jprime
June 20th, 2004, 11:59 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis

- The Red Phone, cellular unit!

Ice^^Heat
June 20th, 2004, 12:08 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!

- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.

Lys
June 20th, 2004, 12:23 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.

- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.

Thoth
June 20th, 2004, 02:03 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.

-His general stars, which can double as throwing stars

Livi2Jack
June 20th, 2004, 02:15 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquillisers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.

-His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
A short list of government folks who "owe him one."

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 04:31 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"

- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments

Skydiver
June 20th, 2004, 06:09 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments

love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic

Madeleine
June 20th, 2004, 08:34 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
- love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic

- A comb... and some paper to play a tune on

Newbie
June 20th, 2004, 08:37 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
- love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
- A comb... and some paper to play a tune on

- A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"

Sela
June 21st, 2004, 07:28 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
- love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
- A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
- A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
- A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares

Thor's Pal
August 9th, 2004, 09:28 AM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
-Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
- The Red Phone
- another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
- the president
- An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
- uniform starch
- an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
- Sgt. Walter Davis
- The Red Phone, cellular unit!
- Relaxing herbal thea for everytime he sees Jack ans Sam staring at each other.
- A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
- His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
- a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
- art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
- love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
- A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
- A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
- A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon,

-Jules-
August 9th, 2004, 09:34 AM
does he even have a backpack?

Asgard Buddy
August 9th, 2004, 11:55 AM
• the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
• a picture of his wife
• tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
• Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
• The Red Phone
• another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
• the president
• An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
• uniform starch
• an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
• Sgt. Walter Davis
• The Red Phone, cellular unit!
• Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
• A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
• His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
• a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
• art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
• love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
• A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
• A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
• A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
• Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon

A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it

Gilder
August 9th, 2004, 10:00 PM
• the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
• a picture of his wife
• tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
• Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
• The Red Phone
• another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
• the president
• An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
• uniform starch
• an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
• Sgt. Walter Davis
• The Red Phone, cellular unit!
• Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
• A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
• His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
• a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
• art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
• love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
• A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
• A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
• A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
• Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
-A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it

-An autographed photo of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Gilder

Major Fischer
August 10th, 2004, 05:42 PM
• the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
• a picture of his wife
• tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
• Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
• The Red Phone
• another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
• the president
• An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
• uniform starch
• an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
• Sgt. Walter Davis
• The Red Phone, cellular unit!
• Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
• A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
• His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
• a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
• art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
• love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
• A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
• A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
• A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
• Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
• A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it
• "How to Speak Russian in Three Weeks."

Ancient 1
August 11th, 2004, 07:27 PM
- the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
- a picture of his wife
- traquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
*thick mex accent*

:confused: Backpack?! Backpack!? I don't need no stinking backpack!!! :mad:

Gilder
August 18th, 2004, 09:12 PM
• the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
• a picture of his wife
• tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
• Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
• The Red Phone
• another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
• the president
• An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
• uniform starch
• an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
• Sgt. Walter Davis
• The Red Phone, cellular unit!
• Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
• A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
• His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
• a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
• art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
• love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
• A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
• A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
• A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
• Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
• A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it
• "How to Speak Russian in Three Weeks."

- A photo of MAJ Janet Fraiser, MD, whom he considered an extra daughter

Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman
November 30th, 2004, 12:08 PM
• the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
• a picture of his wife
• tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
• Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
• The Red Phone
• another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
• the president
• An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
• uniform starch
• an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
• Sgt. Walter Davis
• The Red Phone, cellular unit!
• Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
• A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
• His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
• a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
• art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
• love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
• A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
• A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
• A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
• Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
• A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it
• "How to Speak Russian in Three Weeks."
- A photo of MAJ Janet Fraiser, MD, whom he considered an extra daughter

-ointment for muscle pain, to relieve the pain from going up and down the stairs to the control room at high speed several times a day.
- A note that reads "You better not let anything happen to my little girl, George, or else! ~ Love Jacob. PS Selmak says 'Hi'"

Dotus5
November 30th, 2004, 01:37 PM
• the latest crayon drawing from his granddaughters
• a picture of his wife
• tranquilizers perscribed by Janet for him to take as needed one hour before any meeting that includes Jack O'Neill
• Spare robes for infiltrating Jaffa meetings.
• The Red Phone
• another pack of tranquilizers especially for situations where he has to fly with Teal'c again
• the president
• An air sickness bag for if he ever steps foot in a needle threader again.
• uniform starch
• an antistatic polishing cloth for his head
• Sgt. Walter Davis
• The Red Phone, cellular unit!
• Relaxing herbal tea for everytime he sees Jack and Sam staring at each other.
• A greeting card from Brat'ac to Hammond of Texas.
• His general stars, which can double as throwing stars
• a short list of government folks who "owe him one"
• art supplies so he can paint during dull moments
• love letters from that special someone...and a drawing of her ala Rose in Titanic
• A comb... and some paper to play a tune on
• A tape that goes "woohoo!!! waaooooouuuuuhhhhuuuuu!!! etc"
• A note for Sam with the times & dates of two solar flares
• Something to help SG-1 find their happy centers i.e. for Jack, latest Simpson cartoon
• A dart board with Senator Kinsey's picture on it
• "How to Speak Russian in Three Weeks."
* A photo of MAJ Janet Fraiser, MD, whom he considered an extra daughter
* ointment for muscle pain, to relieve the pain from going up and down the stairs to the control room at high speed several times a day.
* A note that reads "You better not let anything happen to my little girl, George, or else! ~ Love Jacob. PS Selmak says 'Hi'"
* The many resignation letters from Jack.