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Sela
June 20th, 2004, 07:51 AM
In her backpack, Janet has...

-extra themonmeters for Teal'c

Kliggins
June 20th, 2004, 07:52 AM
-extra themonmeters for Teal'c
-penlight for Jack
-antihistamines for Daniel

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 08:58 AM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)

Crazedwraith
June 20th, 2004, 08:59 AM
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- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
-A picture of Cassie

Iskandra
June 20th, 2004, 09:06 AM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
-A picture of Cassie
-big pack of penlight batteries

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 09:08 AM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries

- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk

Crazedwraith
June 20th, 2004, 09:09 AM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
-A picture of Cassie
-big pack of penlight batteries
- A de-fibulator

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 09:14 AM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrilator
- a gurney

DJFavorite
June 20th, 2004, 10:02 AM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrilator
- a gurney

- a high power microscope

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 11:06 AM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrilator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves

Kliggins
June 20th, 2004, 11:09 AM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge

Kliggins
June 20th, 2004, 11:39 AM
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- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor

Lys
June 20th, 2004, 12:36 PM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor

- Shoes with extra big heels

Torley
June 20th, 2004, 12:41 PM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie

ChevronSeven
June 20th, 2004, 12:41 PM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
- Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges

bcmilco
June 20th, 2004, 12:53 PM
- extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
- Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
- A hazmat suit

Thoth
June 20th, 2004, 01:59 PM
-extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
- Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
- A hazmat suit

-Her death certificate (i know, it's cruel)

Livi2Jack
June 20th, 2004, 02:16 PM
-extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
- Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
- A hazmat suit

-Her death certificate (i know, it's cruel)=
-Teenagers for Dummies

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 04:21 PM
-extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
- Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
- A hazmat suit
- A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
- a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)

Newbie
June 20th, 2004, 08:51 PM
-extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
- Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
- A hazmat suit
- A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
- a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)

-M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life

Mio
June 20th, 2004, 08:55 PM
-extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
- Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
- A hazmat suit
- A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
- a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
-M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
- Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die.

Kliggins
June 21st, 2004, 06:23 AM
-extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
- Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
- A hazmat suit
- A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
- a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
-M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
- Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
- Test tubes/specimen jars

Asgard Buddy
August 10th, 2004, 07:13 AM
• extra thermometers for Teal'c
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars

• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."

yaaayoubetcha
August 10th, 2004, 07:20 AM
• extra thermometers for Teal'c
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars
• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."

A correspondence course book to Asgard Medical School so she can finally start to figure out some of the alien bugs the SG teams bring home.

Major Fischer
August 10th, 2004, 05:32 PM
• extra thermometers for Teal'c
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars
• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."
• A correspondence course book to Asgard Medical School so she can finally start to figure out some of the alien bugs the SG teams bring home.

• Her Foothold evil twin, for when she just doesn't want to deal with Jack

Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman
November 30th, 2004, 12:15 PM
• extra thermometers for Teal'c
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars
• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."
• A correspondence course book to Asgard Medical School so she can finally start to figure out some of the alien bugs the SG teams bring home.
• Her Foothold evil twin, for when she just doesn't want to deal with Jack

-A copy of the permission papers to proceed to a cavity search on Jack O'Neill, to threaten him with.
-A special pack of extra large needles lovingly labeled "For Jack"
-A list of all the times she had to stand by and do nothing while somebody was dying and why it's ok not to feel guilty.
-A meter long stick with a red and yellow flag with a doctor happy face for when she goes off world. So they don't loose her in the tall grass. ( :D )

AzMcNeil
December 2nd, 2004, 11:41 AM
I don't mean to be mean ;) I'm justa bit sick in the head, but should this thread be call " Hey Janet, whats in your coffin??? sorry I have no morals!

Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman
December 2nd, 2004, 12:47 PM
Kicks Az in the butt.

You mean person. Now I'm depressed!

AzMcNeil
December 2nd, 2004, 12:57 PM
Kicks Az in the butt.

You mean person. Now I'm depressed!

LOL...sorry! I really liked her character but I saw the chance to be bad and I jumped at it. I guess i'm going to hell now. Now what are the corrdinates to Sokar's prison planet..Oh yeah...it blew up, no hell for me :D

Puget Sound
December 2nd, 2004, 02:39 PM
• extra thermometers for Teal'c
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars
• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."
• A correspondence course book to Asgard Medical School so she can finally start to figure out some of the alien bugs the SG teams bring home.
• Her Foothold evil twin, for when she just doesn't want to deal with Jack

-A copy of the permission papers to proceed to a cavity search on Jack O'Neill, to threaten him with.
-A special pack of extra large needles lovingly labeled "For Jack"
-A list of all the times she had to stand by and do nothing while somebody was dying and why it's ok not to feel guilty.
-A meter long stick with a red and yellow flag with a doctor happy face for when she goes off world. So they don't loose her in the tall grass. ( )

-a Red Cross flag and booklets

corey2002
January 1st, 2005, 11:37 PM
• extra thermometers for Teal'c
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars
• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."
• A correspondence course book to Asgard Medical School so she can finally start to figure out some of the alien bugs the SG teams bring home.
• Her Foothold evil twin, for when she just doesn't want to deal with Jack

-A copy of the permission papers to proceed to a cavity search on Jack O'Neill, to threaten him with.
-A special pack of extra large needles lovingly labeled "For Jack"
-A list of all the times she had to stand by and do nothing while somebody was dying and why it's ok not to feel guilty.
-A meter long stick with a red and yellow flag with a doctor happy face for when she goes off world. So they don't loose her in the tall grass. ( )

-a Red Cross flag and booklets

first aid kit

Ancient 1
January 2nd, 2005, 12:31 AM
no hell for me :D
:eek: That's where you're wrong. Right this way, AZ


:D ....and we're walking....... :D

Ancient 1
January 2nd, 2005, 12:39 AM
• extra thermometers for Teal'c
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars
• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."
• A correspondence course book to Asgard Medical School so she can finally start to figure out some of the alien bugs the SG teams bring home.
• Her Foothold evil twin, for when she just doesn't want to deal with Jack
-A copy of the permission papers to proceed to a cavity search on Jack O'Neill, to threaten him with.
-A special pack of extra large needles lovingly labeled "For Jack"
-A list of all the times she had to stand by and do nothing while somebody was dying and why it's ok not to feel guilty.
-A meter long stick with a red and yellow flag with a doctor happy face for when she goes off world. So they don't loose her in the tall grass. ( )
-a Red Cross flag and booklets
first aid kit
* Copy of the Hipocratic Oath
* License to practice medicine off world.

major_flaming_toaster
January 2nd, 2005, 01:50 PM
• extra thermometers for Teal'c
• penlight for Jack
• antihistamines for Daniel
• huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
• A picture of Cassie
• big pack of penlight batteries
• a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
• a defibrillator
• a gurney
• a high power microscope
• a supply of latex gloves
• antibiotics
• a centrifuge
• a stethoscope
• tongue depressor
• Shoes with extra big heels
• journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
• Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
• A hazmat suit
• A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
• a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
• M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life
• Sedatives, for knocking out any guards protecting certain Gou'alds causing certain people she loves to die
• Test tubes/specimen jars
• A tape recorder that plays herself saying: "I can't seem to find anything wrong with them."
• A correspondence course book to Asgard Medical School so she can finally start to figure out some of the alien bugs the SG teams bring home.
• Her Foothold evil twin, for when she just doesn't want to deal with Jack
-A copy of the permission papers to proceed to a cavity search on Jack O'Neill, to threaten him with.
-A special pack of extra large needles lovingly labeled "For Jack"
-A list of all the times she had to stand by and do nothing while somebody was dying and why it's ok not to feel guilty.
-A meter long stick with a red and yellow flag with a doctor happy face for when she goes off world. So they don't loose her in the tall grass. ( )
-a Red Cross flag and booklets
first aid kit
* Copy of the Hipocratic Oath
* License to practice medicine off world.

-disposable camera so she can have a good laugh with the Chevron guy after hours

TheBlueDragon
January 2nd, 2005, 04:00 PM
toast lol

Macharius0
June 22nd, 2005, 04:25 PM
-extra thermometers for Teal'c
- penlight for Jack
- antihistamines for Daniel
- huge supply of hypodermics (for water in ears, etc.)
- A picture of Cassie
- big pack of penlight batteries
- a copy of her divorce decree to remind her WHY she isn't married to that jerk
- a defibrillator
- a gurney
- a high power microscope
- a supply of latex gloves
- antibiotics
- a centrifuge
- a stethoscope
- tongue depressor
- Shoes with extra big heels
- journal chronicling the after-work adventures of her, Sam, and Cassie
- Picture of General Hammond with lipstick smudges
- A hazmat suit
- A death certificate (i know, it's cruel) [edited to remove spoilers]
- a whoopie cushion (ah, what a practical joker!)
-M16, just in case Hathor comes back to life

-A picture Jack drew of her, in which she's dressed like Napoleon.