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Sela
June 18th, 2004, 05:01 PM
Ever wonder what SG-1 has in the backpacks they wear when they go through the gate?
Copy the list then add your item to the bottom.
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In his backpack, Teal'c has a....

- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card

Jprime
June 18th, 2004, 05:07 PM
In his backpack, Teal'c has a....

- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card

In his backpack, Daniel has....

-his collection of autographed System Lord (tm) action figures!

Jprime
June 18th, 2004, 05:24 PM
OH POOP! Didnt realize the lists were character-specific sry. I'll start one for Daniel.

Sela
June 18th, 2004, 05:45 PM
In his backpack, Teal'c has a....

- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public ;)

bcmilco
June 18th, 2004, 06:03 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures :)

Nolamom
June 18th, 2004, 07:10 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly

DJFavorite
June 18th, 2004, 07:23 PM
In his backpack, Teal'c has a....

- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly

- Economy size boxes of Jello

Livi2Jack
June 18th, 2004, 07:43 PM
In his backpack, Teal'c has a....

- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly

- Economy size boxes of Jello
Jaffa cakes

Nolamom
June 18th, 2004, 07:52 PM
In his backpack, Teal'c has a....

- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)

Madeleine
June 18th, 2004, 10:37 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)

- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading

uknesvuinng
June 18th, 2004, 10:42 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading

- Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions

bcmilco
June 18th, 2004, 10:42 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)

- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin

Lord You
June 18th, 2004, 10:56 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior

bcmilco
June 18th, 2004, 11:21 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior

- A picture of Ry'ac

Torley
June 19th, 2004, 01:10 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week

Crazedwraith
June 19th, 2004, 01:16 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)

Nolamom
June 19th, 2004, 05:36 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built

Crazedwraith
June 19th, 2004, 06:06 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain flase Gods (with Apophisis crossed out and re-added several times)

Nolamom
June 19th, 2004, 07:27 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint

Madeleine
June 19th, 2004, 08:42 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint

- The Joke Book that he's writing

LoneStar1836
June 19th, 2004, 08:44 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing

- his Canucks hockey jersey

Jolinarsam
June 19th, 2004, 03:43 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey

- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint

anubis3355
June 19th, 2004, 04:20 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey

- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow :S

Nolamom
June 19th, 2004, 04:32 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969

Jprime
June 19th, 2004, 04:48 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969

-Junior's coat, a modified sock

Madeleine
June 19th, 2004, 08:52 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock

- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising

shinyredpants
June 19th, 2004, 09:25 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising

- A Han Solo action figure

Anubis
June 20th, 2004, 12:39 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure


- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior

Sela
June 20th, 2004, 06:35 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
-a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 08:17 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club

- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)

Lys
June 20th, 2004, 11:40 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
-A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)

-"Tauri for Dummies"

Today 04:35 PM

Nolamom
June 20th, 2004, 03:28 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
- A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
-"Tauri for Dummies"

- black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot

Madeleine
June 20th, 2004, 07:26 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
- A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
-"Tauri for Dummies"
- black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot

- A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.

Newbie
June 20th, 2004, 07:29 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
- A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
-"Tauri for Dummies"
- black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
- A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
- Star Wars DVDs, and comics books

LoneStar1836
June 20th, 2004, 11:13 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
- A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
-"Tauri for Dummies"
- black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
- A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
- Star Wars DVDs, and comics books

- "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book

Madeleine
June 21st, 2004, 06:32 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
- A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
-"Tauri for Dummies"
- black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
- A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
- Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
- "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book

- A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it

Sela
June 21st, 2004, 05:33 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
- A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
-"Tauri for Dummies"
- black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
- A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
- Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
- "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
- A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it

- His collection of way cool Matrix - like sunglasses

TomSluder
June 23rd, 2004, 09:56 AM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
- A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
-"Tauri for Dummies"
- black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
- A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
- Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
- "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
- A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
- His collection of way cool Matrix - like sunglasses
- A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.

5aret
June 23rd, 2004, 03:23 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
- A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
-"Tauri for Dummies"
- black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
- A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
- Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
- "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
- A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
- His collection of way cool Matrix - like sunglasses
- A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
- A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.

Sue_Jackson
June 27th, 2004, 05:46 PM
- "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
- All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
- His Starwars action figures
- Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
- Economy size boxes of Jello
- Jaffa Cakes
- Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
- War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
- Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
- Tritonin
- Junior
- A picture of Ry'ac
- a hat of the week
- A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit- his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
- diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
-Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
- gold body paint
- The Joke Book that he's writing
- his Canucks hockey jersey
- Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
- The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
- Driver's license permit, issued 1969
- Junior's coat, a modified sock
- A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
- A Han Solo action figure
- Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
- a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
- Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
-"Tauri for Dummies"
- black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
- A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
- Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
- "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
- A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
- His collection of way cool Matrix - like sunglasses
- A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
- A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.

- Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.

Asgard Buddy
August 10th, 2004, 06:42 AM
• "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.

• Anti-alien Bug bug spray

-Jules-
August 10th, 2004, 06:50 AM
•"Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray

• hair spray

yaaayoubetcha
August 10th, 2004, 09:41 AM
• "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray

• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'

SilverHawk
August 10th, 2004, 10:09 AM
• "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'

• MRE's


Justin
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JSDT
August 10th, 2004, 10:22 AM
• "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's
-Matches-so he can light his meditation candles

CaptainE420
August 10th, 2004, 10:27 AM
• "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's
-Matches-so he can light his meditation candles

Condoms

Livi2Jack
August 10th, 2004, 11:50 AM
• "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
Condoms

Major Fischer
August 10th, 2004, 04:27 PM
• "Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms

*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.

Livi2Jack
September 1st, 2004, 09:48 AM
"Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa

Sierra Golf 1
September 2nd, 2004, 06:39 PM
"Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)

Lugal
September 2nd, 2004, 09:00 PM
"Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)

* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book

Livi2Jack
September 3rd, 2004, 02:57 AM
"Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa

Ancient 1
September 5th, 2004, 10:58 PM
"Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)

Ancient 1
September 6th, 2004, 04:46 AM
"Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil

Cpn. Chris(tine) Bowman
November 30th, 2004, 11:31 AM
"Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil

- a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
- "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
- "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.

Dotus5
November 30th, 2004, 12:18 PM
"Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."

alz0rz
November 30th, 2004, 05:44 PM
Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."

* Spare change for the next massaging bed

Macharius0
May 31st, 2005, 08:36 PM
Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
* Spare change for the next massaging bed

A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.

yasureubetcha
May 31st, 2005, 08:57 PM
Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
* Spare change for the next massaging bed
*A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
* Taped episodes of Oprah.

wurlitzer153
May 31st, 2005, 09:27 PM
Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
* Spare change for the next massaging bed
*A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
* Taped episodes of Oprah.

* String for pulling his eyebrow up.

Macharius0
June 2nd, 2005, 10:57 PM
Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
* Spare change for the next massaging bed
*A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
* Taped episodes of Oprah.
* String for pulling his eyebrow up.

A big honkin' turkey sandwich.

Macharius0
June 2nd, 2005, 11:03 PM
Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
* Spare change for the next massaging bed
*A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
* Taped episodes of Oprah.
* String for pulling his eyebrow up.
*A big honkin' turkey sandwich.

A list of places he's read about where humans do battle in a ring of jello.

AndyStargateUK
February 17th, 2006, 11:13 AM
Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
* Spare change for the next massaging bed
*A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
* Taped episodes of Oprah.
* String for pulling his eyebrow up.
*A big honkin' turkey sandwich.
A list of places he's read about where humans do battle in a ring of jello.

A list of excuses to tell Jack if he ever invites him fishing again.
A book translating and explaining Jaffa jokes.

Exiled Master
February 20th, 2006, 06:55 AM
Buy 12 dozen, get a dozen free" Krispy Kreme donut punch card
• All of the phone numbers slipped to him anytime he went out in public
• His Starwars action figures
• Extra candles in case a meditation moment happens unexpectedly
• Economy size boxes of Jello
• Jaffa Cakes
• Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (the only temperature to have bovine lactose)
• War & Peace, The Koran, Finnegan's Wake and other light reading
• Portable DVD player and entire Star Wars collection for those off-screen dull missions
• Tritonin
• Junior
• A picture of Ry'ac
• a hat of the week
• A death glider cannon, for when he needs a spot more firepower. (so what if it wouldn't fit, his back pack is a mini-tardis OK?)
• diagrams of the standard layout of every Goa'uld ship ever built
• Tick list of slain false Gods (with Apophis crossed out and re-added several times)
• gold body paint
• The Joke Book that he's writing
• his Canucks hockey jersey
• Eye shadow and eye liner to go along with his gold body paint
• The Bible, he knows about Christianity somehow
• Driver's license permit, issued 1969
• Junior's coat, a modified sock
• A pair of dumbells in case he needs to do some emergency excercising
• A Han Solo action figure
• Mini Jeffa cakes for junior
• a Complimentary Season's Pass to the Jello Wrestling club
• Jaffa armor polish (for old times' sake)
• "Tauri for Dummies"
• black muscle tee shirt - in case the weather gets hot
• A coffee mug with "Life begins at 120", present from Bra'tac.
• Star Wars DVDs, and comics books
• "The Traditional Dishes of Chulak" recipe book
• A super-soaker, for when Daniel least expects it
• His collection of way cool Matrix-like sunglasses
• A Head Waxing Kit, with an expiration date of July 9 2004.
• A shooting weapon the Jaffa have.
• Toy lazer gun that Loran (The Light) gave Teal'c as an early birthday present.
• Anti-alien Bug bug spray
• A Thesaurus for his current project researching synonyms for 'Indeed.'
• MRE's-turkey sandwiches
*Matches-so he can light his meditation candles/
*Apartment credit check report.
*Condoms
*"I Die Free!" bumper sticker.
* DVDs of Queer Eye for the Straight Jaffa
* A "System Lord Playing Card Deck" (Similar to the terrorist card deck)
* "My Daddy Has 2 Symbiotes & Other Jaffa Jokes" book
* Wedding planner guide for the modern Jaffa
* Fern (from Daniel)
*Snake Oil
* a mirror, to practice looking dangerous.
* "Survival Guide for the emotional Jaffa"
* "How to deal after a "Jaffa Revenge" situation is resolved to your disadvantage" by Tanith. With a large "Haha, gotcha!" written across the cover.
* The Book "You Might Be a Jaffa If..."
* Spare change for the next massaging bed
*A set of juggling balls for when he gets caught in a time loop.
* Taped episodes of Oprah.
* String for pulling his eyebrow up.
*A big honkin' turkey sandwich.
A list of places he's read about where humans do battle in a ring of jello.

A list of excuses to tell Jack if he ever invites him fishing again.
A book translating and explaining Jaffa jokes.
A video remote control for the MALP, to go where no normal guy has gone before ;)