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the Fifth Race
June 8th, 2005, 08:23 AM
I know a few of us have discussed this on a few other threads, so why not make a thread about it.....

We discussed naming some of the new ships after females (Athena, Zena, Cleopatra, the Carter ;) )

We discussed naming some of the ships with Italian names (the DaVinci, the Caesar, the Galdiator, the Godfather :rolleyes: , the Rigatoni :p )

Lets hear them my fellow GW brethern...silly or serious, Egyptian, Greek, Sumarian, Italian, French, English...etc...

Ancient 1
June 8th, 2005, 09:12 AM
Just seems that with the names already chosen; Prometheus, Deadalus, that the next one in line would be the Icarus. But that's just common sense talking. Sticking to a Greek mythos, I think the SGC should buid a ship with multiple weapons arrays and strike capabilities, and call it the Medusa.

True!Ancient
June 8th, 2005, 09:13 AM
weve already chose some n the fave was brittania

N8ball88
June 8th, 2005, 09:16 AM
The Screaming Villager

kirmit
June 8th, 2005, 09:17 AM
I like Icarus even tho I'm british I shuld've gone for brittania

mazzmatazz
June 8th, 2005, 09:31 AM
Enterprise? ;)

GateMan2000
June 8th, 2005, 09:32 AM
lol...Enterprise would be a great name!

Tok'Ra Hostess
June 8th, 2005, 10:27 AM
Buttercup. :D

Hey, if they say "we come in peace" then they should have a ship who's name reflects that.

Tok'Ra Hostess
June 8th, 2005, 10:29 AM
Oh, and of course, what fleet would be complete without a good ship Lollipop? :)

Atteria
June 8th, 2005, 10:32 AM
Haven't we done this already? Or am I suffering from pre-senile dementia????
:(

the Fifth Race
June 8th, 2005, 10:43 AM
Oh, and of course, what fleet would be complete without a good ship Lollipop? :)

LOLOL......I can picture it now, they will have a picture of Shirley Temple painted on the side like they did with WWII era miltary planes.

I garauntee they won't name one the Titanic :o

Ancient 1
June 8th, 2005, 10:48 AM
The Screaming Villager
Maybe they built a ship that's full of tech bugs, (not to be confused with Replicators), and they decide to launch it anyway; it could be dubbed The Village Idiot. ;)

mazzmatazz
June 8th, 2005, 10:49 AM
The O'Neill?

Oh... no... wait...

Ronja
June 8th, 2005, 11:20 AM
How about We Come In Peace as the actuall name, that would save Daniel a whole lot of trouble ;)

Ronja
June 8th, 2005, 11:24 AM
No wait "D'uh" lol I'm probably the only one who think it's funny :P

Or no no wait.. again We Came in Peace We Expect to Go in One Piece.. eh a bit long maybe ;)

Wass
June 8th, 2005, 11:32 AM
How about "Crazy Horse" I know unusual they had ship on star trek called that.

Hudson
June 8th, 2005, 12:50 PM
the MAX POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


with all the "A"`s written down the side :D

True!Ancient
June 8th, 2005, 12:51 PM
whats the ancient word for earth?

Traveler Enroute1
June 8th, 2005, 04:46 PM
Haven't we done this already? Or am I suffering from pre-senile dementia????
:(


Pre-senile dementia :eek: LOL.

You're right, Atteria, there was a fun thread on this topic not long ago. But I'll gladly repost my faves:

- The Ernest Littlefield (exploration & first contact)
- Digger 911 (search & rescue)
- Apocalypse (with the motto in any ancient earth language: "Make My Day")

Can't have TOO many Tau'ri ship names! :rolleyes:

Rail'k
June 8th, 2005, 04:51 PM
how about -(place your add here)- as the name of the ship

Rail'k
June 8th, 2005, 04:53 PM
or how about The Really Big Space Ship

Traveler Enroute1
June 8th, 2005, 05:31 PM
how about -(place your add here)- as the name of the ship


I can see it:

"FOXWOODS - Playland of the Tau'ri"

"GE - We bring good things to Lightspeed"

"BestBuy - On Earth and Off"

Just playin'; just sayin'! :rolleyes:

j r s missus
June 8th, 2005, 11:13 PM
I know of a good one: Big mean gould fighting machine.

the Fifth Race
June 9th, 2005, 04:34 AM
how about -(place your add here)- as the name of the ship

lol....
ship of fool's
pirates of the Caribbean
the Poseidon

MarshAngel
June 9th, 2005, 06:13 AM
Silly

Pepsi Co. #1
La Chupacabra
Neo

Serious

The Daniel Jackson- He's actually given his life several times in service.
The Oniell II - If only because his Asgard namesake blew up

Tok'Ra Hostess
June 9th, 2005, 06:18 AM
Oz

That was the Wizard's name, which he had painted on his balloon, and which also happened to be the name of the country he landed in.

That, to me is the embodiment of Stargate, from Jack's perspective.

As Jack told Ambassador Faxom; "Just when you think you're not in Kansas anymore, it turns out you are!" "D

the Fifth Race
June 9th, 2005, 06:50 AM
Oz
That was the Wizard's name, which he had painted on his balloon, and which also happened to be the name of the country he landed in.
That, to me is the embodiment of Stargate, from Jack's perspective



I like it Hostess! Oz would be very aprapoe for a SG universe ship.

How about the Tin Man, I think there was an episode with said name.

How about naming a ship 'Elvis' or the 'Rolling Stones' :rolleyes: :o

mazzmatazz
June 9th, 2005, 07:30 AM
The Death Star...

Oh...

I'm not too good at this, am I? ;)

StarGate-SAS1
June 9th, 2005, 07:35 AM
How about the QE2 (Queen elizabeth 2nd) or maybe the Queen Marry ... or we could go with the Titanic ... The Mary Rose ... HMS Victory ... or what about the HMS Warrior

Brad84cnc
June 9th, 2005, 07:58 AM
The SS More Powerful than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk put together

Atteria
June 9th, 2005, 08:14 AM
I can see it:

"FOXWOODS - Playland of the Tau'ri"

"GE - We bring good things to Lightspeed"

"BestBuy - On Earth and Off"

Just playin'; just sayin'! :rolleyes:

Clever, very clever! :D

"Palmolive - Tough on Goa'ulds, easy on Humans...."

OK, it's lame. I'm blanking on namebrand slogans. :rolleyes:

Hudson
June 9th, 2005, 08:22 AM
The Deathticle (http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html)

Wass
June 9th, 2005, 08:31 AM
whats the ancient word for earth?
Earth :p

.:Lemon:.
June 9th, 2005, 11:46 AM
Personally I think they should go for something with a bit of a 60s vibe, like Psychedelia or Flower Power :p

Nah...I dunno!

Tok'Ra Hostess
June 9th, 2005, 11:54 AM
Personally I think they should go for something with a bit of a 60s vibe, like Psychedelia or Flower Power :p

Nah...I dunno!


Or, since we've been broadcasting radio waves for over a century, maybe we should name our ships after some venerable old radio shows, so that when we meet them for the first time the aliens will have some familiarity with us:

The Amos & Andy

The I Love Lucy

The Bonanza

:p :p :p

_Owen_
June 9th, 2005, 12:21 PM
The Owen Macri! lol.

Owen Macri

Jonzey
June 9th, 2005, 01:16 PM
The Millenium Falcon.

The problem they have is that a lot of these mythological names are taken. They could call it something and get sued by the inhabitants of another planet for stealing their name. Actually that sounds like a good episode...

Rail'k
June 9th, 2005, 01:31 PM
eventualy there will be The We Can,t Think of Anymore Names For a Ship. as the name

chyron
June 9th, 2005, 02:06 PM
Having the better half of me as Greek, I would go with the names of the Greek gods & heros. The other half of me, would want each ship to have a code name such 'Charlie', 'Lucy' 'Linus' and 'Snoopy"


I know a few of us have discussed this on a few other threads, so why not make a thread about it.....

We discussed naming some of the new ships after females (Athena, Zena, Cleopatra, the Carter ;) )

We discussed naming some of the ships with Italian names (the DaVinci, the Caesar, the Galdiator, the Godfather :rolleyes: , the Rigatoni :p )

Lets hear them my fellow GW brethern...silly or serious, Egyptian, Greek, Sumarian, Italian, French, English...etc...

greytop
June 9th, 2005, 02:16 PM
How about......................

GateWorld

Metarock Sam
June 9th, 2005, 02:25 PM
Something greek or celtic.
eg Icarus or hercules
Or they can go Asgard and call one the Oneil one the Carter one the Jackson and one the Teal'C.
or ones for each country as apparently theyre going public with the Gate

the Fifth Race
June 10th, 2005, 04:24 AM
Something greek or celtic.
eg Icarus or hercules
Or they can go Asgard and call one the Oneil one the Carter one the Jackson and one the Teal'C.


I like the names Hercules or Icarus for the ships!....

If they are gonna name anyof those ships after SGC memebers they should definetly name one of them 'the Hammond' of Texas ;)

I also like the idea of honoring Bra'tac by naming a ship after the great one!.

SGRanger06
June 10th, 2005, 10:20 AM
The SS More Powerful than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk put together

HAHAHAHA. Yes! How about "The Quagmire"

nugglebugget
June 10th, 2005, 10:55 AM
Wasn't "Icarus" the one that flew too close to the sun,causing the wax that held his wings together,in turn ending his flight on a rather sour note?That's not far off from naming it "Titanic":eek: .
Or am I thinking of a different character?

My vote is for the staight forward....the "Whoop-*$$"!

SGRanger06
June 10th, 2005, 11:15 AM
Wasn't "Icarus" the one that flew too close to the sun,causing the wax that held his wings together,in turn ending his flight on a rather sour note?

Yep that was him

SGRanger06
June 10th, 2005, 12:02 PM
Umm don't know if anyones said this yet but how about "The Atlantis" ?

j r s missus
June 10th, 2005, 01:23 PM
As O'Neill would say: Lets call it the Enterprise :p

TechnoWraith
June 10th, 2005, 01:26 PM
The Pegasus? Has anyone said that one yet? I only skimmed most of the posts here. :rolleyes:

SGRanger06
June 10th, 2005, 02:02 PM
I like that. The Pegasus and the Atlantis.

theStormWeaver
June 10th, 2005, 02:12 PM
In Viking legend Odin had two twin ravens that would fly around the world and then come back to tell him things. Kind of like American satalites telling G.W. what kind of toothpaste we use to see if were commies J/K :D

Can't remember what the names of the ravens were, but that would be a good idea!

Or how about they name the ships after SGC personnel that have died. They would have enough names to last them an entire fleet.

PrimalAscended
June 10th, 2005, 02:46 PM
The ravens were Huginn and Muninn.......thought and memory...... Good names, but maybe the Asgard have already nabbed 'em for their ships....

TechnoWraith
June 10th, 2005, 03:10 PM
Or how about they name the ships after SGC personnel that have died. They would have enough names to last them an entire fleet.


The Janet Frasier would certainly be a fitting ship name. ;)

Tok'Ra Hostess
June 10th, 2005, 05:07 PM
"The Quagmire"

IIII like it! :D

SGRanger06
June 10th, 2005, 05:09 PM
Thank you! I knew it was only a matter of time before someone commented on it.

Adina
June 10th, 2005, 06:28 PM
I got one
the Eye of Ra (after the the stone they gave anubis or bmaybe thats just too out there.
Another one: the Victorius
Or even Steve :)

SGRanger06
June 10th, 2005, 10:34 PM
You could have the "Tok" and the "Ra".

ConspiraciesAreFUN
June 11th, 2005, 11:04 AM
Victory or Nelson

or the Sooner(you know like the settlers that jumped the gun in Oklahoma)

or the Jackie Chan

SGRanger06
June 11th, 2005, 11:10 AM
What about "The Aries". Greek god of war right?

the Fifth Race
June 11th, 2005, 11:51 AM
the Jackie Chan


LOLOL....

Why not 'the Bruce Lee' or even more aprapoe 'the Jet Li' :D

Traveler Enroute1
June 11th, 2005, 05:51 PM
If they are gonna name anyof those ships after SGC memebers they should definetly name one of them 'the Hammond' of Texas ;)

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I'm seeing: Tau'ri ship, "The Hammond -HAMMER- of Texas!" Got to be a battlecruiser, the motto: "We go or they go." Love that guy. :D ;)

Mythical names are fine, but as already posted, so many of the good ones are taken up. But I don't recall seeing VALKYRIES, the fierce female warriors of Norse mythology. Maybe it will be captained/commanded by a female.

And why was the PROMETHIUS chaired by a commander and not a captain? Too Star Trek, or is there some military line-up I'm not familiar with (which now that I muse on it, there must be a lot). :S

Loved to hear: "The Tau'ri ship, CHAMPION." Nice ring.

Naming recon and gliders might call for lighter fare, such as:

GAZELLE, SPITFIRE, LADYHAWKE, MATADOR CONDOR, ANANSI, NY MINUTE.

Lots! :D :D

TechnoWraith
June 11th, 2005, 05:54 PM
On a lighter note, how about the "YaSureYouBetcha"?

Or the "Indeed"?

:D

Traveler Enroute1
June 11th, 2005, 06:24 PM
On a lighter note, how about the "YaSureYouBetcha"?

Or the "Indeed"?

:D


Cool. Don't forget the "Just sayin'"! :D

TechnoWraith
June 11th, 2005, 06:25 PM
Cool. Don't forget the "Just sayin'"! :D

I knew there was another one, i just couldn't remember it. ;)

mazzmatazz
June 11th, 2005, 06:27 PM
We could call one Cake or Pie, or even Blue Jello :D

SGRanger06
June 11th, 2005, 06:29 PM
LOL. Introducing Earth's newest battlecruiser...Blue Jello.

Hatusu
July 5th, 2005, 07:02 AM
The Screaming Villager
In line with N8ball88, I think it should be named after a hard working government official from season 7: The Bonnie :p

I love The "Frazier", but I really think it should be named "The Tau'ri" !! :D

Ancient665
July 5th, 2005, 08:52 PM
Icarus
Son of Daedalus who dared to fly too near the sun on wings of feathers and wax. Daedalus had been imprisoned by King Minos of Crete within the walls of his own invention, the Labyrinth. But the great craftsman's genius would not suffer captivity. He made two pairs of wings by adhering feathers to a wooden frame with wax. Giving one pair to his son, he cautioned him that flying too near the sun would cause the wax to melt. But Icarus became ecstatic with the ability to fly and forgot his father's warning. The feathers came loose and Icarus plunged to his death in the sea.
put all that in a episode id watch


what about a name like...Hyperion or Themis or Coeus or Zeus(this is why http://www.greekmythology.com/Titans/Prometheus/prometheus.html) or Hercules or Epimetheus(Prometheus' brother) or Ariadne or The labyrinth.

Blend
July 5th, 2005, 09:20 PM
The Endeavour

:D

I also tihnk Icarus would be good for the next ship

briguy213
July 5th, 2005, 09:35 PM
The O'neill,(sorry, I got that from the asgard)

babaganoosh
July 5th, 2005, 09:57 PM
Thor or Freyr. They're always naming their ships after us Tau'ri like the O'Neill and Daniel Jackson.

Other names:

Enterprise - duh
Icarus
Belerophon
Hercules
Apollo
Artemis
Poseidon
Zeus
Hyperion
Agamemnon
Atlas
Nemesis
Acheron
Adonis
Ajax

That's all the Greek gods/heroes/titans/lesser titans I can think of.

babaganoosh
July 5th, 2005, 10:00 PM
HAHAHAHA. Yes! How about "The Quagmire"

Gigitty, gigitty!

Aaaall riight!

Ooh!

mazzmatazz
July 5th, 2005, 11:22 PM
I knew there was another one, i just couldn't remember it. ;)

The Theoretically ;)

the Fifth Race
July 6th, 2005, 05:09 AM
How about naming a Tauri ship after Master Bra'tac. That would be a great way to honor him and show alot of respect!.

UNRE4L
July 6th, 2005, 06:04 AM
How about "INTEL INSIDE"

or " If you can read this You are WAY TO DAMN CLOSE"

htnwahs
July 6th, 2005, 06:07 AM
How about: the Selmac, the Fraiser, the Thor (hey, they did the ONeil :p)

htnwahs
July 6th, 2005, 06:09 AM
how about the "Bad Example"

Tok'Ra Hostess
July 6th, 2005, 06:18 AM
The only problem with naming Earth ships after "gods", in the Stargate universe, is that the people of other planets might mistake them for Goa'uld. :eek:

JanusAncient
July 6th, 2005, 03:42 PM
The Navajo Revenge
Darkness Abides
Liberation
There is Madness Afoot
Warrior Class: The Teal'c
Ascension Class: Oma Desala
Bad News for Enemies
Anubis Gone
Replicators Gone
Nebula
The Milky Way
If You Want Problems, You Know Where to Find Me
Don't Start Nothing, Want Be Nothing
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot.
Taxes and Death!
A Longer Foot to Kick You With
Might As Well Bend Over
The Nimrod
Terra
Earth Base
Ships Ahoy
Mission to...
Time and Time Again...
I Forget, Who Are YOu...
And finally, You Don't Want to Be Doing That Mate.

mazzmatazz
July 6th, 2005, 03:47 PM
And finally, You Don't Want to Be Doing That Mate.

:D I like!

Hmmm. Slightly more serious from me for a change :rolleyes:

How about the Hok'Taur?

Traveler Enroute1
July 7th, 2005, 07:47 PM
:D Hooray! This is such a fun thread - glad it was resurrected!

Speaking of which, more names:

Resurrection ( :rolleyes: )
Not Your Prey (or even, "DON'T PREY HERE")
Yukon Gold
Sirius
Plato's Republic
Wormhole Angel
Revenge du Jour
Tanganyika
Sirocco
Blue Moon
Schwartzenegger (refitted fr battleship to diplomatic courier - :p )
Harley Davidson (gotta be a civilian ship!)
Cote d'Voire (I just love that name!)
Russian Ark

Just playin', just sayin'. :D

And love The Janet Fraiser; maybe an interstellar ambulance? ;)

Wordsmit2
July 8th, 2005, 02:10 AM
On a lighter note, how about the "YaSureYouBetcha"?

Or the "Indeed"?

:D


Cool. Don't forget the "Just sayin'"! :D

Don't forget the "With All Due Repect".

divcon
July 8th, 2005, 02:55 AM
How about


YA THINK



this ship is big.
you should see my other one!

the Fifth Race
July 8th, 2005, 06:50 AM
/\/\/\/\ Very clever Divcon /\/\/\/\

In the same vein how about

(My other ship is a Ha'Tak class) :o
(I brake for Meteors) :p
(Honk if your Horny) :D
(Baby clone on board) ;)

mazzmatazz
July 8th, 2005, 08:30 AM
/\/\/\/\ Very clever Divcon /\/\/\/\

In the same vein how about

(My other ship is a Ha'Tak class) :o
(I brake for Meteors) :p
(Honk if your Horny) :D
(Baby clone on board) ;)

Can I make these into bumper stickers in photoshop please? please? :D

the Fifth Race
July 8th, 2005, 08:47 AM
Can I make these into bumper stickers in photoshop please? please? :D


Feel free sweetie! :) I just came up those on the flye, If I think about it I'm sure I can get a few more clever and funny ones.

I was thinking that these would be a bumper sticker for the ship :eek:

mazzmatazz
July 8th, 2005, 02:54 PM
Feel free sweetie! :) I just came up those on the flye, If I think about it I'm sure I can get a few more clever and funny ones.

I was thinking that these would be a bumper sticker for the ship :eek:


Your PM box is full, and forum glitches are stopping me pm'ing anyhoo, so I'll just post it here :D


http://www.mazzmatazz.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/HatakClass.jpg

EDIT: Also, this:


http://www.mazzmatazz.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/BabyClone.jpg

divcon
July 8th, 2005, 07:03 PM
Don't know if this has been mentioned before, if so forgiveness. How about


REPLICATE THIS!!!!!!!!!

the Fifth Race
July 9th, 2005, 05:08 AM
http://www.mazzmatazz.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/HatakClass.jpg
EDIT: Also, this:


http://www.mazzmatazz.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/BabyClone.jpg


Those are awesome Mazz!...I'm glad you turned those silly suggestions I made into bumper stickers, think we can sell them and make a killing on our fellow SG brethern? ;) :)

LadyHathor1117
July 9th, 2005, 05:00 PM
Or, since we've been broadcasting radio waves for over a century, maybe we should name our ships after some venerable old radio shows, so that when we meet them for the first time the aliens will have some familiarity with us:

The Amos & Andy

The I Love Lucy

The Bonanza

:p :p :p
THE LASSIE (search and rescue)!!

the Fifth Race
July 10th, 2005, 06:30 AM
THE LASSIE (search and rescue)!!


Cute one Lady!......

How about Rin Tin Tin or the Shaggy DA, following the canine theme :D

Tok'Ra Hostess
July 10th, 2005, 08:17 AM
Since space ships are basicly boxes in space, and since they are expensive to operate, maybe they would get big business to sponsor them....

The Walmart

Heros-R-Us

Future Ship(Future Shop)

The Krispy Kreme

:D

Wordsmit2
July 11th, 2005, 02:17 AM
Considering the coffee situation in Atlantis, don't forget the "Starbuck's".

wolverine_nl
July 11th, 2005, 02:22 AM
The Bettersize (instead of The Enterprise)

or SAD-101 (Seek And Destroy) :D

ApophisOfTheStargateRealm
July 11th, 2005, 03:27 AM
The X-304...LOL not!

The Intrepid

the Fifth Race
July 11th, 2005, 06:23 AM
Considering the coffee situation in Atlantis, don't forget the "Starbuck's".


LOL...excellent Wordsmit!

It has a scifi/gourmet coffe ring to the name.

hungrytrash
July 11th, 2005, 11:33 AM
Orpheus :).

dennycrane
July 11th, 2005, 12:42 PM
You act as if western civilization only inherited stuff from the greek, how about:

Excalibur
Gawain
Lancelot
Galahad
Don Quijote
El Cid

Or maybe everybody's favorite superhero:

Duffman

mazzmatazz
July 11th, 2005, 12:48 PM
Or maybe everybody's favorite superhero:

Duffman

OHHHHHHH YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH :p

dennycrane
July 11th, 2005, 01:01 PM
OKr maybe Orgasmo.

the Fifth Race
July 11th, 2005, 01:07 PM
Following your themes Dennycrane (I like your forum name by the way :D ) How about.....

A Clockwork Orange
Planet of the Apes
the Omega or the Omega man
the Exorcist
Dances with Wolves or just Wolves
Jaws
Orca
the Mongoose (a snake er..Goa'uld's worst nightmare) ;)
the E.T.

dennycrane
July 11th, 2005, 01:18 PM
How can you compare Excalibur with Orca, come on which inspires more fear an unbreakable sword or free willy, well actually none because aliens would have no idea what we are talking about but morale would definately be batter at the USS Excalibur than at the USS Free Willy

the Fifth Race
July 11th, 2005, 01:27 PM
I actually meant it for the Orca from the Dino De Laurentis film "Orca" (which was a rip-off of Peter Benchly's Jaws). Not a great movie, but that was one evil, spiteful Orca!.

I like Excaliber, but been there done that in the Star Trek genre. Others before on this thread mentioned names like 'the Merlin' or 'the Wizard'. I kind of like the Sorcerer, but that reminds people of Harry Potter to much. The Gandolf might work for a ships name?.

dennycrane
July 11th, 2005, 01:37 PM
Beawolf, or is it Beuwolf whichever is right

Atlantis1
July 11th, 2005, 01:39 PM
They could name it "Abandon All Hope" like that Chig ship on Space: Above and Beyond".

Hudson
July 11th, 2005, 01:48 PM
"USS EXECUTOR" and have a mad captain who has a peg leg and eye patch and says "arrr" a lot. the rest of the crew hate him secretly.

dennycrane
July 11th, 2005, 01:49 PM
Tizona or Colada- El Cid's swords
Bavieca- his horse
Mr. Burns- perhaps a trade ship
Denny Crane
Uga, Uga man make fire- makes more sense after huge fireworks from exploding enemy ships

the Fifth Race
July 20th, 2005, 08:55 AM
Mr. Burns- perhaps a trade ship


LOL...good one Denny...

After seeing the Daedalus, how about 'Asgard Lite' or 'Asgard wannabe' :rolleyes:

mazzmatazz
July 20th, 2005, 10:33 AM
LOL...good one Denny...

After seeing the Daedalus, how about 'Asgard Lite' or 'Asgard wannabe' :rolleyes:
Well why not then have the successor to the Asgard's O'Neill... The Mini-Jack :p

GeneralJackO'Neill
July 20th, 2005, 12:21 PM
In a older thread, I came up with a name for a Tau'ri ship called the Ashes of Tollana

briguy213
July 20th, 2005, 01:18 PM
We should name a ship thor, and then destroy it by the hands of oneill. This will get thor back for destroying the oneill.

CeeKay Sheppard
July 20th, 2005, 01:57 PM
I'd say Icarus (the son of Daedalus), but he ended badly...

So... Prometheus, Daedalus... while we're doing the mythical heroes thing, how about Skywalker? Star Wars is a modern myth (if you don't believe me, check out my thread "Star Wars and Modern Myth"), and whether you think of the hero as Luke or Anakin, his name is still Skywalker.

ColonelWilliams
July 20th, 2005, 02:11 PM
Herakles/hercules
beowulf
achilles
odysseus
Epaphos
millenium falcon
i like the starwars idea too :)

@Li3n
July 21st, 2005, 08:48 AM
Achilles/Perseus/Theseus for Greek/Roman myth

Or something like Warlock/Banshee (B5)

But let's not forget "Wraith-be-gone" / "Die, Wraith, Die"/ "Nuke-a-Wraith" etc.

@Li3n
July 21st, 2005, 08:51 AM
Best names ever:
the Cronus,
the Apophis,
the Baal,
the Sokar,
the Heru'er,
the Ra,
the <Insert Goa'uld Name Here>!
:p :D :p :D :p :D ;)

thor_
July 21st, 2005, 08:55 AM
Enterprise :D

VirtualCLD
July 21st, 2005, 09:04 AM
As much as I'm inclined to go with Greek names like: Agamemnon, Apollo, Herakles, Icarus, I'm afraid it would start to sound too much like Babylon 5. (What was it with JMS and Greek names anyway?... Not that I mind)
I like Gateworld. How about Darren? :D

Wordsmit2
July 21st, 2005, 10:04 AM
The Snark.

And when they upgrade the model, the Boojum.

Perriman33
July 21st, 2005, 10:06 AM
As much as I'm inclined to go with Greek names like: Agamemnon, Apollo, Herakles, Icarus, I'm afraid it would start to sound too much like Babylon 5. (What was it with JMS and Greek names anyway?... Not that I mind)
I like Gateworld. How about Darren? :D

'Darren the destroyer' ............it could work. :)
Whupass sounds better. :cool:
Or Donatello? ( in another thread they thought the daedulus looked like a turtle) :D

the Fifth Race
July 21st, 2005, 10:43 AM
I like Gateworld. :D


I like 'the Gateworld' ship. That would be a very appropriate name for the mothership of the fleet.

the Fifth Race
July 21st, 2005, 10:48 AM
Whupass sounds better. :cool:
Or Donatello? ( in another thread they thought the daedulus looked like a turtle) :D


LOLOL.... 'the Whupass' or 'the Can of Whupass' that would be a killer name for the hardcore fighter like 'the Defiant' from DS9. Heck why not call a ship 'the Defiant'.

Donatello is good too.

ColonelWilliams
July 21st, 2005, 11:13 AM
or maybe the fraiser if you don't like the greek names

mazzmatazz
July 21st, 2005, 12:40 PM
The Jack'n'Sam

Oh, sorry. Wrong type of ship :P

I'm neither pro nor anti ship, before y'all start :P

divcon
July 21st, 2005, 05:00 PM
I don't know if anyone has suggested this, but how about

"Katherine The Great"

Named after Katherine Langford of course
*Plus it's my middle name, so I like it*

the Fifth Race
July 21st, 2005, 10:08 PM
The Jack'n'Sam

Oh, sorry. Wrong type of ship :P

I'm neither pro nor anti ship, before y'all start :P


LOLOL....there will be NO shipping on my 'name the ship' thread mazz ;) :p

divcon
July 21st, 2005, 10:15 PM
What about 'Homer'

Not only the ancient Greek writer but you know "D'oh"


*Sorry if someones already suggested it. :)

Heru'urs_first_prime
July 21st, 2005, 10:27 PM
serious:
Hercules's chariot


silly:
goa'ld buster2

the Fifth Race
July 21st, 2005, 10:28 PM
What about 'Homer'Not only the ancient Greek writer but you know "D'oh"*Sorry if someones already suggested it. :)


Homer has been suggested a few times, it does serve a dual purpose (the Greek name theme and the Donut eating guy we all love) :D

I like your 'Katherine the Great' suggestion Divcon!....We also played with female names for a ship and Katherine was mentioned more than a few times.

Kastro187420
July 21st, 2005, 10:34 PM
Haven't read through all the posts, but how about "The Tau'ri", its plain and simple...

ColonelWilliams
July 21st, 2005, 10:43 PM
ship names;
Elliot
jacob
selmac
aeneas
the terminator
predator

Heru'urs_first_prime
July 21st, 2005, 10:51 PM
Haven't read through all the posts, but how about "The Tau'ri", its plain and simple...

good
......or....Tauri hammer ....na that pants.....erm....Tauri Hat'ak!
:D

rhoboat
July 21st, 2005, 11:06 PM
I kinda like the names of World War II era US battleships (including Enterprise), but only the names that aren't too US-specific.

Enterprise
Independence
Intrepid
Hornet

Heru'urs_first_prime
July 21st, 2005, 11:16 PM
what about

- The Trekinator
- The star treker
- The O'niell

@Li3n
July 22nd, 2005, 12:07 AM
As much as I'm inclined to go with Greek names like: Agamemnon, Apollo, Herakles, Icarus, I'm afraid it would start to sound too much like Babylon 5. (What was it with JMS and Greek names anyway?... Not that I mind)
I like Gateworld. How about Darren? :D


I think that it was because all those ships were Omega class (greek word), as the Warlock class had names like Banshee (Ivanova's ship). See the trend! ;)

Also they will probably not use god names for the ships! Would they like having a ship named after a snake head? As Cronus is a greek deity there could be others out there!

Wouldn't that be fun:
"I'm Apollo, bow before your god"
"This is the Apollo, we demand that you remove your fleet from this system Apollo!"
"No Apollo, Apollo is a god, he retreats before no one!"
"Then the Apollo will open fire on your ship, Apollo!" etc...

Kinda confusing! :p

Heru'urs_first_prime
July 22nd, 2005, 04:57 AM
lol! :D

the Fifth Race
July 22nd, 2005, 06:38 AM
I think that it was because all those ships were Omega class (greek word), as the Warlock class had names like Banshee (Ivanova's ship). See the trend! ;)


I like both those suggestions .... Omega class and Warlock class ships....I also like the name Banshee for a BC class ship.

Rail'k
April 7th, 2006, 10:30 AM
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4944/deadalus014sf.jpg

ruach
April 7th, 2006, 11:19 AM
How about the Tereshkova ? First woman in space.
Or the Earhart for the long lost Amelia ?
Or perhaps Handsome Lake the great Seneca prophet ?

mckaychick
April 7th, 2006, 11:22 AM
the enterprise

Chevron Zero
April 7th, 2006, 11:28 AM
Based on past performance, "Smithereens".

mckaychick
April 7th, 2006, 11:29 AM
Based on past performance, "Smithereens".
lol

Allestian
April 7th, 2006, 11:31 AM
I've no idea if anyone has suggested this but the 'Langford' after professor Langford who found the gate in Egypt.

:D

lazerbrain
April 7th, 2006, 11:42 AM
In all seriousness, how about President/World Leaders Names:

Washington
Churchill
De Gaul
Alexander
Jesus*

*John Turturro from the Big Lebowskie "Nobody f*^&( with the Jesus." :cool:

Okay, I just wanted to say that.

I also liked the names from B5. Here's another one: we've already had the Odessey what about the Illid?

Atlanis
April 7th, 2006, 12:02 PM
What about:

Defiant
Defender
Columbia
Dauntless
Venture
San Francisco
Devore
Geronimo
But my favourite name is: Morning Star

Callista
April 7th, 2006, 12:06 PM
I've no idea if anyone has suggested this but the 'Langford' after professor Langford who found the gate in Egypt.

:D
D'oh!!! You took mine!! I was just going to say that!

Tiret
April 7th, 2006, 12:11 PM
How about the 'Explosive Destiny' ?
;)

Sam fisher
April 7th, 2006, 01:44 PM
USS Texas.

IcyNeko
April 7th, 2006, 01:58 PM
Considering how bad things are going....

The Bellerophon. :) Read up on the mythology.
http://www.pantheon.org/articles/b/bellerophon.html

Pharaoh Atem
April 7th, 2006, 07:22 PM
the Patrick Stewart

Pharaoh Atem
April 7th, 2006, 07:23 PM
or the please don't shot at us

OmegaProject
April 7th, 2006, 10:02 PM
Future Earth Ship Names


United States

Prometheus-A
ENTERPRISE :)
Lincoln
Thor
Odin
Pendergast

Great Britian

Brittania
Endeavour
Victory
Prince of Wales

Russia

Korelov-A
Chekov
Kalashnikov
Red October
Stalingrad



France

De Gaulle
Charlemagne

overtherainbowe
April 8th, 2006, 08:59 AM
I don't know if this has been said yet, but what about The Atremis? She was the goddess of the hunt after all.

chyron
April 10th, 2006, 05:34 AM
The ESS Janet

(Earth Spaceship)

Tok'Ra Hostess
April 10th, 2006, 06:48 AM
The Gateworld
The Save Daniel Jackson
The Heliopolis(after the fanfic site)
The<insert forum or fansite name here)

Actually, Heliopolis would be a neat name for an alliance ship - that is to say, the season one 5 Great Races alliance, not the season 9/10 Lucien alliance.

Harry the Hippo Gutterman
April 10th, 2006, 06:52 AM
Haven't we done this already? Or am I suffering from pre-senile dementia????
:(

I don't know that seems like kinda of a long name.

I want to name it Bob.

The Signal
April 10th, 2006, 06:59 AM
How about the "McDonalds". Imagine it

Goa'uld: You're ship will be obliterated
Colonel Hamburgeler: I dont think so
*Space shot of Ha'tak being destroyed*
Colonel Hamburgeler: Would you like fries with that?

Allestian
April 10th, 2006, 07:11 AM
If it's british HMS Elizabeth or HMS Windsor.

:D

The Alpha. For general Tau'ri ship.

The Signal
April 10th, 2006, 07:32 AM
HMS Peter Kay

CPT: What are they firing at us?
Random person:l *whispers*
CPT: GARLIC BREAD?

Just a note, you will probably never get a serious one from me :P

the Fifth Race
April 10th, 2006, 08:02 AM
What about:

Defiant
Defender
Columbia
Dauntless
Venture
San Francisco
Devore
Geronimo
But my favourite name is: Morning Star


Great choices Atlantis!, especially the San Francisco (which is the name of US Navy Nuclear submarine)

Allestian
April 10th, 2006, 08:05 AM
HMS Peter Kay

CPT: What are they firing at us?
Random person:l *whispers*
CPT: GARLIC BREAD?

Just a note, you will probably never get a serious one from me :P

Silly ones are good, there's nothing wrong with silly ones.

:D

Daryl Froggy
April 10th, 2006, 08:22 AM
I personally would like to call an earth built cargo vessel Perseverence. But I've also always found the name Gilgamesh to be very cool as well.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 10th, 2006, 08:32 AM
HMS Thor

IcyNeko
April 10th, 2006, 08:36 AM
THor might take offense to that.. unless it was an Ancient Battleship. ;)

USS Mithrandil. Give it beefed up shields and it can stand in the way of an Ori Dreadnaught broadcasting "The dark fire will not avail you!! GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

chyron
April 11th, 2006, 11:50 AM
EAS Agamemnon
Enterprise
ESS Bob Hope
ESS Pee Wee Herman
Enola Gay
ESS Katie Couric
ESS Bozo
ESS Oma Desala

jefferyb
April 12th, 2006, 12:40 AM
I don't know if anyone has suggested this, but how about

"Katherine The Great"

Named after Katherine Langford of course
*Plus it's my middle name, so I like it*

QUOTE=Allestian]I've no idea if anyone has suggested this but the 'Langford' after professor Langford who found the gate in Egypt.

:D[/QUOTE]

This the idea that I had, it could be such a moving episode, having some kind of dedication cerimony, with Daniel making a speach, and maybe a recording of her talking from before she died, I am sure bregman interviewed her, and since the actress that played her is alive they might be able to have it be very emotional. Earth Vessel Langford, or it could be a research place of space station it is almost limitless there are so many ideas.

This is my personal wish that they would do for the show.

FallenAngelII
April 12th, 2006, 03:04 AM
It was Katherine's father who uncovered the gate. She was, what, 5-6?

Stuey1221
April 12th, 2006, 03:33 AM
LOLOL......I can picture it now, they will have a picture of Shirley Temple painted on the side like they did with WWII era miltary planes.

I garauntee they won't name one the Titanic :o

That'd scare anyone off!!!!

How about "The Shadowmancer" or does that sound to evil?

"HMS (im british) Shadowmancer"

Happy_Gate
April 12th, 2006, 03:55 AM
"The Flying Target"
"Today's CGI Budget"
"The Asterix"
"The Obelix"

Atlanis
April 12th, 2006, 04:46 AM
Great choices Atlantis!, especially the San Francisco (which is the name of US Navy Nuclear submarine)

thanks man

the Fifth Race
April 12th, 2006, 04:53 AM
thanks man

Your welcome my friend, I liked all your choices.


HMS Thor

I like it!, they should name the mothership of the Tau'ri fleet Thor. :cool:


ESS Pee Wee Herman, ESS Bozo

LOLOL, how about the ESS Krusty :rolleyes:

Blaminator
April 12th, 2006, 04:54 AM
The Jumanji

Tok'Ra Hostess
April 12th, 2006, 05:26 AM
The YMCA.... It's fun to fly on the Y-M-C-A it's fun to play on the Y-M-C-A....

:P

Daryl Froggy
April 12th, 2006, 09:34 AM
That'd scare anyone off!!!!

How about "The Shadowmancer" or does that sound to evil?

"HMS (im british) Shadowmancer"
Ooh cool! or maybe it could be Shadowdancer or Flame Dancer or something else like that.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 12th, 2006, 09:36 AM
How about....

If you can read this you are too close

IcyNeko
April 12th, 2006, 09:41 AM
Earth's Next Battleship = USS Hammond of Texas
Earth's First Garbage Scow = USS Robert Kinsey

Rodan5757
April 12th, 2006, 09:47 AM
Earth's next ship is.....(drum roll).....Ecto-1

You know for catching those pesky ghosts...err...ori

Daryl Froggy
April 12th, 2006, 09:54 AM
Earth's Next Battleship = USS Hammond of Texas
Earth's First Garbage Scow = USS Robert Kinsey
hmm no I don't think we'll do that but...
the Jaffa's next Ha'Tak might be called Hammond of Texas

and an Asgard garbage scow might be called the Kinsey

Stuey1221
April 12th, 2006, 01:20 PM
Ooh cool! or maybe it could be Shadowdancer or Flame Dancer or something else like that.

I chose shadowmancer cos it has something to do with evil, im thinkin ship with evil name = evil people

Daryl Froggy
April 12th, 2006, 02:04 PM
I chose shadowmancer cos it has something to do with evil, im thinkin ship with evil name = evil people
hold up... you think the people of earth are evil????? why?

The Signal
April 12th, 2006, 02:07 PM
How about we hve Cam and Vala on the new Daedalus class ship: Moira!

miju
April 12th, 2006, 03:55 PM
Skydancer

Missster.Freeman
April 12th, 2006, 04:00 PM
How about, with the current low mortality rate of our vessels, we name our next ship, the...

Dodo. As in "As dead as a..." ;)

Daryl Froggy
April 12th, 2006, 06:58 PM
How about, with the current low mortality rate of our vessels, we name our next ship, the...

Dodo. As in "As dead as a..." ;)
well keeping with that line of thought we could have: USS door knob, HMS coffin nail, etc.


or we could name a ship the USS/HMS/(whatever the russians would designate theirs as) etc.

the fifth man
April 12th, 2006, 07:02 PM
How about Ori Buster? Of course, then we'd actually need some effective firepower to back up the name.

Stuey1221
April 13th, 2006, 04:41 AM
hold up... you think the people of earth are evil????? why?

lol no, if the Ori know what a shadowmancer is and they see a ship with the name HMS Shadowmancer.... they could be mistaken. Anyway i just thought it sounded cool lol

Lord Anubis
April 13th, 2006, 05:23 AM
i am going to say something serious and think it should be called the Hammond (who we barley see any more)

Hanmer
April 13th, 2006, 05:24 AM
How about....

The Dartboard... :P *Has darts in front of him...*

Traveler Enroute1
April 13th, 2006, 07:42 AM
How about Ori Buster? Of course, then we'd actually need some effective firepower to back up the name.

Cool. I'm thinking in the same vein: USS/HMS Fire Fighter, or really scare them with Battleship Fire Hyrant or HMS H2O.

Just sayin', guess I fancy silly! :samanime20: :rolleyes:

Tok'Ra Hostess
April 13th, 2006, 08:34 AM
Okay, then....

The Kick Me

The Bite Me

The Lost Cause

scifi_girl
April 13th, 2006, 08:38 AM
how about letting o'neill name it and he might name it d'oh or dorothy or something. sorry to be silly :P

the Fifth Race
April 13th, 2006, 08:38 AM
Earth's Next Battleship = USS Hammond of Texas
I like it!

Earth's First Garbage Scow = USS Robert Kinsey
LOL, I like it as well.:D

chyron
April 16th, 2006, 01:24 PM
Galactica

or

Kobol
(leading up to a storyline where the Ori wipe out the entire Milky Way galaxy and the reamining humans flee on the ship to another galaxy)

wolverine_nl
April 16th, 2006, 01:26 PM
How about:

Pappa Bear

FallenAngelII
April 17th, 2006, 03:21 AM
Earth's Next Battleship = USS Hammond of Texas
Earth's First Garbage Scow = USS Robert Kinsey

What about the USS Hammond of Texas with the Crown of Marble? Or USSHoTwtCoM

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 19th, 2006, 10:17 AM
USS Icarus
USS Athena
USS Zeus
USS SG1

Bragi
April 19th, 2006, 10:38 AM
Well, I'd kind of like to see the "SS Plothole" take flight.

But then again, we see that enough.

Morgania
April 19th, 2006, 10:47 AM
USS Persus
Coffee Enterprise (as named by McKay)
The Shadowfax (mine!)

Thats all I can think of now.

Tok'Ra Hostess
April 19th, 2006, 10:59 AM
Well, I'd kind of like to see the "SS Plothole" take flight.

But then again, we see that enough.


But think about it; a ship like that would be invincible! Why, you could fly a whole fleet of Ori toilet seats right through it with no discernable change. :D

Jumper One
April 19th, 2006, 02:13 PM
USS SG1


lol That's gonna get confusing. :)

Ra's mom
April 19th, 2006, 03:48 PM
Buttercup. :D

Hey, if they say "we come in peace" then they should have a ship who's name reflects that.
tehn they get blown away, for just LOOKING LIKE WHIMPS

rarocks24
April 19th, 2006, 04:20 PM
I say we name the new ship after the Captain of the Prometheus.

Metonic
April 19th, 2006, 08:07 PM
How about..

The General Lee(paint it orange, throw the Confederate Battle Flag ontop and everything)
The Antietam
The Surrendous
The Rock(paitn a bull on it and put do you smell it? on the back lol)
The StoneCold(put a rattlesnack on it, and put 100% pure whoop ass on the sides)
The Trinity(give it like 3x the power!)
The Enterprise
Teh_1337
Teh_Pwnerer
teh_PWNAGE
Metonic
Einstien
The Roosevelt(both were pretty good lol)
The Orlin
The U.S.S. BLOWME
The Tribe
The Johnny Cash
The BillGates paid us to put his name on this ship
The Pepsi
The Coca-Cola
The Jesus
The Budda
The Mohomad
The Jospeh Smith
King Arthur
The Bush
The Budwieser
The Teal'c
The Rolaid
The Neil Diamond
The Ship
The Space Ship
The Promethus II
The Deadalus blows
The Hammond
The Thor
The Sun
The StarGate
The Keanua Reeves
The Clark Kent
The Superman
The Kryptonite
The Last
The Rebel
The Gettysburg
The Dixie
The Washington
The Lincoln
The Davis
The Jefferson
The Jackson
The Stonewall
The Chewbacca
The Tau'ri
The Penn
The Teller
The Bull $H/+
The Olsens
The Macguiver
The Picard
The Data
The Meatwad
The Master Shake
The Frylock
The Carl
The RobotChicken
The Petoria

jash
April 19th, 2006, 09:11 PM
Oh, and of course, what fleet would be complete without a good ship Lollipop? :)

lmao, i don't care who you are thats funny

j619pinoy
April 19th, 2006, 09:15 PM
Prometheus....Daedalus.....then.....


Nautilus!!!!!
Nautilus!!!!!
Nautilus!!!!!
Nautilus!!!!!
Nautilus!!!!!
Nautilus!!!!!
Nautilus!!!!!


You can't pick a better name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Primus Commander Woden
April 20th, 2006, 01:39 AM
the US Wolfbaine

or "The Thor" lol

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 20th, 2006, 02:38 AM
USS Simpsons

FallenAngelII
April 20th, 2006, 02:58 AM
How about..

The General Lee(paint it orange, throw the Confederate Battle Flag ontop and everything)
The Antietam
The Surrendous
The Rock(paitn a bull on it and put do you smell it? on the back lol)
The StoneCold(put a rattlesnack on it, and put 100% pure whoop ass on the sides)
The Trinity(give it like 3x the power!)
The Enterprise
Teh_1337
Teh_Pwnerer
teh_PWNAGE
Metonic
Einstien
The Roosevelt(both were pretty good lol)
The Orlin
The U.S.S. BLOWME
The Tribe
The Johnny Cash
The BillGates paid us to put his name on this ship
The Pepsi
The Coca-Cola
The Jesus
The Budda
The Mohomad
The Jospeh Smith
King Arthur
The Bush
The Budwieser
The Teal'c
The Rolaid
The Neil Diamond
The Ship
The Space Ship
The Promethus II
The Deadalus blows
The Hammond
The Thor
The Sun
The StarGate
The Keanua Reeves
The Clark Kent
The Superman
The Kryptonite
The Last
The Rebel
The Gettysburg
The Dixie
The Washington
The Lincoln
The Davis
The Jefferson
The Jackson
The Stonewall
The Chewbacca
The Tau'ri
The Penn
The Teller
The Bull $H/+
The Olsens
The Macguiver
The Picard
The Data
The Meatwad
The Master Shake
The Frylock
The Carl
The RobotChicken
The Petoria

I'd like to see the USS Bush Sr and USS Bush Jr just to see them go down in flames 3 minutes after engaging in their first battle.

Jakebbq
April 20th, 2006, 03:25 AM
how about
"gonna die clown" (my personal favourite)

These are some Aztec and Mayan Gods and Godesses
(if you can prononce them even better)
Quetzalcoatl (my other favourite)
Ah Kinchil
Ah Puch
Ahau Chamahez
Ahmakiq
Akhushtal
Bacabs
Centeotl
Chalchiuhtlicue
Chantico
Chicomecoatl
Cihuacoatl
Cit Bolon Tum
Ehecatl
Ekahau
Huitzilopochtli
Huixtocihuatl
Itzpapalotl
Ix Chel
Ixtab
Ixtlilton
kan-u-Uayeyab
Kinich Kakmo
Kisin
kukucan
Macuilxochitl
Mayahuel
Metztli
Mictlan
Mictlantecuhtli
Mitnal
Nacon
Ometecuhtli
Patecatl
Paynal
Quetzalcoati
Teoyaomqui
Tlaloc
Tlalocan
Tlazolteotl
Tonacatecuhtli
Tonatiuh
Xilonen
Xipe Totec
Xochipilli
Yacatecuhtli
Yaxche
Yum Kaax

the Fifth Race
April 20th, 2006, 03:40 AM
I'd like to see the USS Bush Sr and USS Bush Jr just to see them go down in flames 3 minutes after engaging in their first battle.


LOL... or we could have the.....

USS Clinton -- the cheatingest ship in the fleet! :)
USS Rumsfeld -- the ship no one wants to be stationed on. :D
USS Gore -- the ship that invented the internet. :rolleyes:
USS Condaleeza -- the ship that apologizes for everything. :o
USS Kerry -- the ship that could but didn't. ;)
USS McCain -- the ship that took no crap from anyone. :cool:

I love this thread, you guys and gals are coming up with some great and truly funny stuff!, keep it going!.

Anubis15
April 20th, 2006, 04:01 AM
I think it should be the Richard Dean Anderson :jack: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Don S. Davis:hammond: What an honor
Wraith Killer :wraith32:
Ori Killer :prioranime07:
Tau'ri
Zues

Primus Commander Woden
April 20th, 2006, 04:05 AM
hahahahah these are some great names guys and gals , giving me a great chuckle

why not the US Lincoln then, just so it can be shot by its own fleet....."Revenge for the South" and all that hehehe

deffinately loving the Bush idea i think i would shoot it down lol

Metonic
April 20th, 2006, 07:37 PM
I'd like to see the USS Bush Sr and USS Bush Jr just to see them go down in flames 3 minutes after engaging in their first battle.
but why? are you bashing the President? its Geroge H.W. Bush and George W. Bush.. not Jr... Silly liberal and your lack of information ;) jp.

Lol nice other political titles lol

Nice Revenge of the south idea lol.

Hammond: "Open fire"
Col. : "but thats USS Lincoln sir it's ours"
Hammond: "HE AINT MY PRESIDENT!"
col. : "alright"
--5 minutes later--
Sectary of State: "Mr. President, sir, it appears that the ships Jefferson Davis, Robert E Lee, Stonewall, and Stuart have suprised attacked the USS Lincoln, Grant, and Meade. It appears we've fallen into a Civil War"
President " Don't mess with Texas! YeeHaw"

Jakebbq
April 20th, 2006, 08:52 PM
how about

the hippofaralcus
the teal'c (coz it means strength)
the i am so smart S.M.A.T I mean S.M.A.R.T
the I know where you live
Dead ship flying
the flea
or the Ih8origin

FallenAngelII
April 21st, 2006, 12:41 AM
but why? are you bashing the President? its Geroge H.W. Bush and George W. Bush.. not Jr... Silly liberal and your lack of information ;) jp.

Lol nice other political titles lol

Nice Revenge of the south idea lol.

Hammond: "Open fire"
Col. : "but thats USS Lincoln sir it's ours"
Hammond: "HE AINT MY PRESIDENT!"
col. : "alright"
--5 minutes later--
Sectary of State: "Mr. President, sir, it appears that the ships Jefferson Davis, Robert E Lee, Stonewall, and Stuart have suprised attacked the USS Lincoln, Grant, and Meade. It appears we've fallen into a Civil War"
President " Don't mess with Texas! YeeHaw"

Actually, Bush Sr and Bush Jr are names that are frequently used. For one thing, saying the H.W. Bush sounds weirder.

Jakebbq
April 21st, 2006, 05:02 AM
a new ship Specifically built to fight the ori called
"the poop deck"

Spudster
April 21st, 2006, 05:06 AM
no no no for the ori ships call it either:

Toilet Duck
Big Mallet Thingy
USS Jesus
USS Jebus
The Flush
PMS

Janus
April 21st, 2006, 10:38 PM
Hmmm....lemme think

Silly Names

USS Something-something (Jack wasn't in the mood to name ships)
USS Coffee Stain (O'Neill spilled coffee on the papers with the name of this ship)
USS Have you seen my pen ?
USS Lunch !
USS D'oh !
etc, etc.

Janus
April 21st, 2006, 10:50 PM
Hmmm....lemme think

Silly Names

USS Something-something (Jack wasn't in the mood to name ships)
USS Coffee Stain (O'Neill spilled coffee on the papers with the name of this ship)
USS Have you seen my pen ?
USS Lunch !
USS D'oh !
etc, etc.

Serious Names

USS Europe, USS Asia, etc, etc.
USS Earth, USS Mars, etc, etc...maybe name some ships after the moons in our system to.

HMS Elizabeth.
HMS Queen Mary
HMS Victoria
etc, etc

jash
April 24th, 2006, 08:45 PM
USS Hammond or a USS MacGyver
No more USS, for now on UEV ( United Earth Vessel)

Spudster
April 26th, 2006, 09:47 AM
or UTV (United Tau'ri Vessel)

IcyNeko
April 26th, 2006, 10:25 AM
Errr... Since aztec gods have also been proven to be Goa'uld... ( IIRC)... I'm not sure we'd be naming ships after them.

It would be like flying the USAF Anubis and hoping we don't get shot to pieces. :D

Jakebbq
April 27th, 2006, 12:09 AM
the sams smarter than mckay
ghost busters
the preach and your dead

Allestian
April 27th, 2006, 03:44 AM
'Do the Bartman'

:D

Spudster
April 27th, 2006, 02:51 PM
The Plunger Of Death

Tiret
April 27th, 2006, 05:55 PM
'Big Ship'

Jakebbq
April 27th, 2006, 10:10 PM
the dont look behind you
the I got ya back
youstink
diepriordie
i know were you live
my ancients are better than your ori
i want oreo's
I've killed 30 gods how many have you killed
my ancients will kick your ori's butt
the where the bloody hell are ya

ReganX
April 28th, 2006, 05:16 AM
Name it after Sam.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
April 28th, 2006, 06:52 AM
USS Suicide Crew

I_Practice_Origin
May 5th, 2006, 08:05 PM
Hmmmm, let me think..... how about the MCKAY?????? I love that name. i mean rodney fixes everything and he IS pretty awesome!! lol.

Erin
May 6th, 2006, 06:34 AM
How about The Black Pearl!! A black ship, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out.

Tiret
May 10th, 2006, 05:20 PM
The Grey Pearl :D

TJK
May 10th, 2006, 07:45 PM
how about the big steel bird?

Padme18
May 11th, 2006, 11:46 AM
How about The Black Pearl!! A black ship, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out.

That's a good one. How about the Olympus, going with the greek theme.

Jedi_Master_Bra'tac
May 11th, 2006, 12:09 PM
Heracles

Happy_Gate
May 11th, 2006, 01:03 PM
K.i.t.t :P

lvlister2005
May 19th, 2006, 03:14 AM
The BSC-306 "The Jaffa Cake Death Star Destroyer thing that will be Destroyed in 2 Shows After it is Made"

Major Gambit
May 19th, 2006, 02:55 PM
The Death Star

Allestian
May 24th, 2006, 12:31 AM
I was looking at some trophies for the ships that my Dad has sailed on and guess what I saw...

HMS Daedalus :D

So here's a couple more:

Jupiter

Ardent

There you go for serious ones.

Starbase
June 8th, 2006, 12:04 PM
Serious......
USS Carter (Samantha, not Jimmy ;) )
USS Atlantis (has the power to go to the depths of any ocean)
USS Defiant (in honor of DS9)
USS Asgard (or USS Thor)
USS Enterprise (I can see O'Neill smiling now :D )
USS Tau'ri
USS Teal'c
USS Bra'tac
USS Antartica

Silly......
USS All that Jazz
USS Poindexter
USS Nerd (or USS Geek)
USS Krusty (or USS Bozo)
USS Spock
USS Viagra (the ch*t eating grin ship :D )
USS Clinton (the cheatingiest ship in the fleet)
USS Cartman (the potty mouth ship)
USS Jaws
USS Pope Mobile
USS Gate World (by far the coolest ship in the fleet! :cool: )

I must say reading through this wonderful thread there are a lot of funny and good 'serious' names for a fleet of Tau'ri ships, good stuff people!.

Daryl Froggy
June 8th, 2006, 01:41 PM
IOCS Tremorton

IOCS = International Oversight Committee Ship

keshya
June 10th, 2006, 03:12 AM
USS Poindexter



:D :lol: :D

Elles
June 12th, 2006, 04:23 PM
Eat-My-Shorts

Jumper One
June 12th, 2006, 06:08 PM
The Beef Chalupa... brought to you by Taco Bell. :D

penguininablender
June 26th, 2006, 06:48 PM
*clears throat* Okay, here's my list

Millenium falcon(already done of course, but the millenium falcon was a piece of crap and a tauri ship would be too next to an ori or wraith ship)
Please dont shoot were really really nice(gets to the point)
Rubics cube( At some angles, the ships make me think of rubics cubes without stickers because they are so boxy)
Volvo(again, because they are boxy)

*cough* Okay...there is my very pa:o thetic list

Gater_Gurl
June 26th, 2006, 06:56 PM
The Illiad
(If they have The Odyssey this one is bound to come along sooner or later ;) )

Lilith
June 26th, 2006, 08:28 PM
hey ya'll... i have no idea what everyone else came up with b/c i didn't feel like reading some 10+ pages.... so here a few of my ideas

--The Raiden
--The Forsaken
--The Red Pill [( with the motto "Stay in Wonderland" {green to anyone who knows where i got that from :D} )]
--The Shiney Gold Emblem
--The Good Stuff
-- The Lucky B@stard

Jakebbq
June 28th, 2006, 05:16 AM
hows about
"im a crappy ship and if it wasnt for the asgard i would probly have been destroyed a thousand times already, like seriously i cant even take out a hatak and they are like the weakest ships in this entire universe beside myself of course"

and the "crappycrap crapcrap"

Pharaoh Atem
June 28th, 2006, 06:20 AM
The Valencia

Lilith
June 28th, 2006, 08:55 AM
--The Rubber Duckie
--Spaceballs 1
--Mega Maid

--Nemo
--Nightwish

Col. Shadow Quinn
June 28th, 2006, 05:40 PM
Hypernova; it wouyld be a great turn from greek tragedies.
:jack: :daniel: :tealc: :sam: :vala: :cameron: :hammond: :jonas: :sheppard: :mckay: :weir: :ronan: :teyla: :ford: :beckett: :cameronanime13: :cameronanime12: :cameronanime10:

Lilith
June 28th, 2006, 07:15 PM
Evanescence

Hydra

Big Honkin' Space Ship